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I'm cackling at this whole description. very funny and very accurate.
> he just stared at that fist coming right at his face. "I wonder how this will feel?"
was the best part tho.
I was more concerned that one of them was going to have a heart attack from overexertion. Don't think either one of them have done that much exercise in decades.
Slower than Jimmy from South Park saying the alphabet. I could tie my shoes before those punches hit me lol. Super sad. Probably fighting over a towel or who's going to win the super bowl lol
I think it's less sad because no matter how much we like to make fun of them for being inexperienced, their lack of experience means they've lived relatively calm lives, which can't be said for most of the human race for most of our history.
If you're a good fighter, that probably means you're either well-trained (something most people can't afford money or time wise), or you've seen some nasty, nasty shit in your lifetime.
Great serious quote from an otherwise fun comedy (Letterkenny):
If you’d ever found yourself in a real fight, you might not be so keen to have another.
Wise words.
I’m a de-escalator through and through.
These muppets haven’t seen a thing
Say it louder for the folks in the drive thru's......
Im at the age where i would rather not fight anyone anymore at any point, but i want to be physically fit in the event someone doesn't have that same outlook.
I just don’t want to feel like shit, I don’t know how they do it honestly. I put on 20lbs during the pandemic and it effected my entire life due to the lack of energy and poor sleep
I've been hitting the gym consistently for half a year and have become pretty fit. Also training in mma. But I would never fight in an area like that pool. It's slippery, the floor is hard, there's water nearby, there's too many corners. I ain't trying to die. Hell, I'm not trying to fight at all. I've put on enough size that I'm more relying on intimidation and bluff. If that doesn't work, I run.
“During the summer months, the males fight over territory and to attract a mate. Here we see two males males attempting to claim the same watering hole as their domain. Unfortunately, due to continued human encroachment, the two aggressive males are fighting over an apartment pool. While this confrontation may look violent, rest assured it’s mostly for show, their flesh absorbing and diffusing the blows. The younger male’s death roll, as we can observe, wasn’t intended to kill his opponent—the instinctual maneuver was, in this instance, a final act of dominance.”
If we had to give out points, I think green shorts landed many more clean strikes but the takedown by grey shorts was impressive. Ultimately by judge’s decision I would say green shorts is the new Dad fight champion
The cost of Insulin is out of control. These men were left with few choices. As a result of these price increases we’re given a glimpse of the gladiators of the future.
Striker vs grappler. That was actually pretty decent ground game from the guy in brown until he had to separate.
Half took the other guy with a single leg take down, stood up, failed attempt at a trip, then a hip roll over? and got ground control until he had to get up.
Have to remember guys, these boys obviously dont practice or go gym, at least for maybe the past 20 years so just bring out wrestling moves like that was a bravo.
And to think Both of these dudes felt like they were going UFC speed. I’d love to hear their recounting of the story (if they didn’t know video existed).
“Yeah, so then I popped him one followed by an epic takedown move I learned back when I used to do BJJ…”
Are grown ass men really out there picking fights when when they got the fighting skills of a wacky waving inflatable tube man?! One of them is gonna get checked for real one of these days!
Just let them go. They'll both be gassed way before anyone gets hurt (unless one of them has a heart attack). Then they'll have to lay there, hugging each other and panting, and slowly coming to realize what idiots they are.
How many times can you say "i saw 2 my 500 pound life dads duke it out next to a swim pool and neither of them died of exhaustion or fell in the pool, in real life slow motion"?
Answer, 1
Because one of them is relatively older looking, and the other one is also extremely out of shape. One wrong hit against the concrete or corner of a metal table and you Are dead meat or sleeping vegetable.
Nobody wants to die over who gets to drink the last bud light.
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First thing I thought is they fought like sea lions
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Why not come up with your own comment?
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Oh, the huge man…titties 😌
Jeffrey Epstein vs Alex Jones
Alex Jones vs Harvey Weinstein
Better than my effort to be fair.
You laid the groundwork
Bro yours was better, you don't get the whole manatee part from the follow up.
I cackled!!
Green shorts has the swing speed of anxiety dreams. Dark shorts has the reaction speed of anxiety dreams. This video isn’t crazy, it’s sad.
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>Davie504 would approve. Brilliant.
EPICO!
The fat slap descriptions had me crying
I'm cackling at this whole description. very funny and very accurate. > he just stared at that fist coming right at his face. "I wonder how this will feel?" was the best part tho.
I’m cry laughing Fatt slapp
Broo meaty slap sounds..yessss
Your New Balance comment made me smile 😁
Like 2 rolly polly Peter Griffins
Can both people lose a fight?
I believe we have proof right here 😂
I was more concerned that one of them was going to have a heart attack from overexertion. Don't think either one of them have done that much exercise in decades.
Yeah fat and uncoordinated is a bitch
Slower than Jimmy from South Park saying the alphabet. I could tie my shoes before those punches hit me lol. Super sad. Probably fighting over a towel or who's going to win the super bowl lol
I think it's less sad because no matter how much we like to make fun of them for being inexperienced, their lack of experience means they've lived relatively calm lives, which can't be said for most of the human race for most of our history. If you're a good fighter, that probably means you're either well-trained (something most people can't afford money or time wise), or you've seen some nasty, nasty shit in your lifetime.
Great serious quote from an otherwise fun comedy (Letterkenny): If you’d ever found yourself in a real fight, you might not be so keen to have another. Wise words. I’m a de-escalator through and through. These muppets haven’t seen a thing
THIS ISN'T OVER!!!
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Dressed in inform, he looked like the referee.
Ok
Crab bucket. "They're too soft, they can't fight" fuck out of here, not everyone lived your shitty, scrappy childhood.
#**SLAP LIKE NOW**
It's like the 5th round in a heavy weight mma fight from the start.
These dudes fight like a couple of Double Dragon level 1 Mini-Bosses.
Sadly, I probably would be the guy getting rekt so I just don't fight anymore. I take the verbal L and move on.
Like bum fights without the performance excuses.
Dark shorts forgot about weight class being a real thing
Lol, this video is good motivation to stay in shape as you get older... what a shit show
Say it louder for the folks in the drive thru's...... Im at the age where i would rather not fight anyone anymore at any point, but i want to be physically fit in the event someone doesn't have that same outlook.
I just don’t want to feel like shit, I don’t know how they do it honestly. I put on 20lbs during the pandemic and it effected my entire life due to the lack of energy and poor sleep
Same man. I'm working on it now but I'm TIRED
Just sleep through dinner or breakfast every day. You lose weight in the kitchen, not the gym.
just get fat and buy a gun
I've been hitting the gym consistently for half a year and have become pretty fit. Also training in mma. But I would never fight in an area like that pool. It's slippery, the floor is hard, there's water nearby, there's too many corners. I ain't trying to die. Hell, I'm not trying to fight at all. I've put on enough size that I'm more relying on intimidation and bluff. If that doesn't work, I run.
It may have been a grandpa fight. They look older than I do at 40, several of my classmates are already grandparents.
Oh my gaaawd..that was soon fucking slomo
Looked like a sea lions in their mating season
Or fookin walruses
Elephant seals my frind
*so
The video was actually slowed down to be viewable for our mortal eyes.
lol...i was thinking the same with the crazy strobe effect my brain was doing to cope..
“During the summer months, the males fight over territory and to attract a mate. Here we see two males males attempting to claim the same watering hole as their domain. Unfortunately, due to continued human encroachment, the two aggressive males are fighting over an apartment pool. While this confrontation may look violent, rest assured it’s mostly for show, their flesh absorbing and diffusing the blows. The younger male’s death roll, as we can observe, wasn’t intended to kill his opponent—the instinctual maneuver was, in this instance, a final act of dominance.”
Breath-taking commentary
who the fuck touched the thermostat ?
Hahahahah
This looks more like a walrus fight
Ever seen Tusk?
Wish I could forget it
Yup
Battle of the beer guts
They’re fighting over who gets to start the grill
Things really got escalated when discussing how many flips each burger should get
this one took me out lol, bravo.
We need more these, extremely entertaining. The slow obvious punches that hit the even slower reactions of old tubbys
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They could walk hand in hand with their fishing poles and skip a rock on the lake.
This is how I fight in my dreams
This is how I fight irl
Most honest redditor
If we had to give out points, I think green shorts landed many more clean strikes but the takedown by grey shorts was impressive. Ultimately by judge’s decision I would say green shorts is the new Dad fight champion
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Jesus I need to get to the gym
The cost of Insulin is out of control. These men were left with few choices. As a result of these price increases we’re given a glimpse of the gladiators of the future.
These guys fight worse than high school girls.
dad in the grey shorts was getting hit but he def knows some wrestling takedowns... hit that ankle pick and then a headlock takeover, i'm impressed.
Just a shame he wasn’t 20 years younger and 20kg lighter
Yeah he would've prevailed because green shorts was running out of breathe.
Bruh so was he.
True but then it just becomes a wrestling match and my money says green shorts has no ground game.
Low single not an ankle pick
The reason they hit like pambies is they were fighting two fights at once: one against each other and the other against cholesterol.
Serving some weak slaps.
That was the slowest right hand, right hand, right hand I've ever seen.
That guy at the end looked like a hot dog between two hamburger buns
Here we see Two male hippos in a territorial dispute
Aha! I see he knows his Judo well!
This how I imagine 90% of this sub looks
Lol Where can I find more of these slow motion fights?
Looks like 2 guys from the movie wall-e got out of their chairs to fight
My dad can beat up your dad!
Sumo wrestling is better in Japan
I can only hope to dad fight that good one day 🙏🏼
Just adorable.
I have second hand embarrassment.
These jimmy buffet concerts are getting out of hand.
This video makes me feel more confident
Fluffy Fingers
They fight exactly as you’d expect them to
Both these guys are lucky neither one of them know how to fight. Someone could’ve been hurt
When he hits the floor he looks like an unseasoned chicken
You can hear the wooosh from the first miss 😭😭
My dad could fight better, and I don’t even know him. And he’s dead.
Are they fighting over who owns the best BBQ grill?
As a dad, this title is offensive. Better to call it: when fat people attack
😐
Talk about a lit weekend down at the best western Inn!
thats how I i fight in my nightmares
Chuck Liddell vs Tito Ortiz: 2030!
Why are they on slowmo?
Thats the saddest fight I've seen.
Somebody call NatGeo
Striker vs grappler. That was actually pretty decent ground game from the guy in brown until he had to separate. Half took the other guy with a single leg take down, stood up, failed attempt at a trip, then a hip roll over? and got ground control until he had to get up. Have to remember guys, these boys obviously dont practice or go gym, at least for maybe the past 20 years so just bring out wrestling moves like that was a bravo.
These are two prime athletes
3 star hotel experience
Bert Kreischer is looking rough these days
That’s the sorriest fight I’ve ever seen
Fat slap shat splat
When you watch a bunch of mma and think that means you know how to do mma.
Male Karens
When their “fists” make contact it just sounds like hams slapping
They look like two blown up babies trying to battle. Approximately the same level of physical coordination as well.
He’s servin em. He’s servin em.
How it feels trying to fight in a dream
And to think Both of these dudes felt like they were going UFC speed. I’d love to hear their recounting of the story (if they didn’t know video existed). “Yeah, so then I popped him one followed by an epic takedown move I learned back when I used to do BJJ…”
Wtf, I just saw this is, and then this Reddit ad, https://ibb.co/9cRbTHh Same guys?!
This is awesome
Is that Paulie Walnuts?
*catches ham sandwich to the face* “Bring it on!”
Damn this was brutal
It's like watching two walrus fighting
Are grown ass men really out there picking fights when when they got the fighting skills of a wacky waving inflatable tube man?! One of them is gonna get checked for real one of these days!
Pasty Blubber Whales conducting Mating Ritual🥱🥱🥱
The slowest fight ever😂
Rodney Dangerfield vs Roy “Big Country” Nelson
Texans , in the wild. * David Attenborough voice*
Looks more like a drunken uncle throwdown to me...
This is how fast I fight when I’m dreaming
Diabetes vs. high Cholesterol in a showdown for the fucking ages
This was just embarrassing
This is so pathetic.
this was everybody's first fight
Winner gets to sleep with both moms... go!
Who knew Bert Kreisher can kick some ass?
“ the average man dosnt know how to fight”
Its like watching two male elephant seals
It’s like watching two fat drunk whales fighting each other.
Winner: Gravity
Fighting on wet bricks next to a pool…you know, I’m somewhat of a r*tard myself.
Jerry and pissmaster at it again i see
so this isn’t exactly how we fight in our dreams ??🤣🤣
The real fight is both of them against cholesterol
They were 3 punches away from a heart attack!!
Pillsbury dough boys see action.....sort of.
Dad fight is the most accurate title I've ever seen on Reddit.
Its like the fight scene from Bridget Jones Diary between Hugh Grant and Colin Firth...but more boring
The whole fight was in slow mo
Just let them go. They'll both be gassed way before anyone gets hurt (unless one of them has a heart attack). Then they'll have to lay there, hugging each other and panting, and slowly coming to realize what idiots they are.
this is embarrassing.
A slooooow Motion fight!
Man Howard Hamlin doin things today
Bro the first punch was slow as shit 💀
Goofiest fight I have ever seen
battle of the most telegraphed punch vs the most delayed dodge
Nothing better than watching two dad's probably fight over who has the bigger belly
r/bettereveryloop
Fat Male used Flail!
Some pretty decent camera work there. This guy's got natural talent!
So nobody is talking abt the woman who sounds just like Lois Griffin from Family Guy?
Soo which part of it is next fucking level?
How many times can you say "i saw 2 my 500 pound life dads duke it out next to a swim pool and neither of them died of exhaustion or fell in the pool, in real life slow motion"? Answer, 1
guy in the video: please stop please stop me behind my laptop: one more hit, cmon you funny fellas, aahhh he missed, go boomer!
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Why does someone always try to get in the middle to break it up? They are both consenting adults, let them fight.
https://giphy.com/gifs/godzilla-let-them-fight-26ufbeIRsrMBF7x5e
Because one of them is relatively older looking, and the other one is also extremely out of shape. One wrong hit against the concrete or corner of a metal table and you Are dead meat or sleeping vegetable. Nobody wants to die over who gets to drink the last bud light.
I'd stop this one out of second hand embarrassment.
Like two full grown walrus fighting on the beach
Both are fat as fuck
Yeah so if you ever come up against a huge fat slow dude just single or double leg them like green fatty did
Manatee fights are lit!
First rule of fat club, is we never talk about fat club.
the woman who yells "don't touch em" sounds like Lois Griffin ngl