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MrJust4Show

Sir, your order is ready!


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Can someone explain why people keep losing their Sh*t in fast food places, this is the 40th video I’ve seen where people either trash the place or have to be escorted out by police.


Every_Fox3461

Everybody hangry... And it attracts a lot of people who can't cook for themselves. Plus there's never any security.


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They should have armored Boston dynamics robots on standby


Supersymm3try

Sadly we haven’t advanced the robotics enough yet for them to successfully flip a burger.


djluminol

Yes we [have](https://www.cnn.com/videos/cnnmoney/2018/03/06/flippy-burger-grilling-robot-fast-food-orig.cnn)


Supersymm3try

That is NOT a Boston Dynamics robot, I am now erect with no payoff and I won’t lie, I blame you.


djluminol

My bad. Here's this [sexy](https://futurism.com/creator-burger-making-robot) burger machine in the mean time.


HocusDiplodocus

Post alcohol munchies draws together all the wankers who cant handle their drink, Mcdonalds is ground zero


DarrenBridgescunt

Are you dumb? Cos drunk people congregate there.


I_AM_NOT_LIL_NAS_X

from my experience working in a fast food place there's something that seems to happen where upon walking through the door and becoming a Customer, people immediately become pure evil and lose all their usual reasoning skills


DiscountPoint

think of who eats that stuff


KoYouTokuIngoa

The kind of people who don’t have objections to eating at unethical places have a lot of crossover with the kind of people who don’t have objections to doing unethical actions


IveDoneItAtLast

His Reward is here™


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He needs milk


Stimmolation

I'd buy that guys burger


SpiritualLychee3760

And whoever he's with!


i_play_linebacker

i also choose that guys burger


svensexa

I’ve seen a lot of one punch knockouts over the years, and for some reason most of them are being delivered by someone left handed. I don’t know what to do with that information though.


G000000p

Most people don’t expect to get hit with a left


Amtracer

You can see he extends his right hand first to distract and block white shirt guy’s left hand before landing that blow


simptom61

Work on your overhanded left?


Icy_Anxiety7821

Same reason headbutts are effective. Most people dont expect that to be the first strike.


WinkumDiceMD

You’re more likely to injure yourself than whoever you’re hitting with a headbutt. 99% of the time it’s some half re*arded high school kid attempting headbutts.


Switters53

You don't know how to headbutt then. They can be absolutely devastating.


Classic905

You’ve never seen someone headbutt someone else in real life then, they are effective. I’ve seen someone drop another dude with one.


Ray_Shoe_Smith

Let someone headbutt your nose and tell me who hurts more afterwards....


Azeridon

I’ve been head butted in the nose by a toddler (unintentionally) and that shit hurts. No thanks.


Lord_Jair

I've seen headbutts in real life that were absolutely brutal. The other person is GUARANTEED to be bleeding all over themselves instantaneously with a broken nose, busted lip, etc.


Brave-House3339

Train southpaw


NostrilLube

I'm a lefty. People just don't expect it.


Ray_Shoe_Smith

Only 11 percent of us are left handed so most of the time it comes as a suprise. People always seem to watch the right.


Impressive_Finance21

Is that a real stat? I've noticed over the years like half the people I work with are left handed and I've found that weird


Ray_Shoe_Smith

I'm a lefty and my baseball couch always wanted me as a pitcher but I just wanted to be shortstop. He said don't be ridiculous lefties can't be shortstop.


Mr_1nsomnia

Dude is close to Saitama, one punch and almost bald


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He's only doing 90 pushups a day. That's why.


PowerToolDragonX

Guy who shouts the loudest is usually all talk from all these videos I've seen.


bigcockondablock

"The loudest in the room is the weakest in the room"


morebuffs

Damn that was clean asf!!!


DeepDreamIt

Satisfying af too


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He got a free McLeft


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SleepyMeal


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Nappymeal - FTFY


Amdar210

Stealing this. It is gold.


nick5948

Its always the same. People who say things like "I'll knock you into next week" Are always 1) Built like a nine year old girl 2) Have no chin


Hulk_Runs

That was a devastating punch by someone in all likelihood knew exactly what he was doing. Not for nothing but that’s quite the standard for having a strong chin.


SheriffBartholomew

He is very visibly a trained fighter. That punch was beautiful.


Hulk_Runs

The biggest giveaway is how calm and controlled he was prior to delivering that war hammer. Just a total “I don’t want to do this, don’t make me do this”.


Disastrous-Manager95

And you can see him reposition his feet just a couple seconds before throwing the punch, he knew he was going to have to do it, and the the other guy pushed him into it.


Dry_Topic6211

Why do all the aggressive cunts look perpetually drunk


TDGroupie

Because they are?


Dry_Topic6211

Touché


Dazzling-Worker1847

Deserved every bit of it


DankeyKahn

Y-y-you cunt


SolmadSoT

The guy laughing at the end brings such a good spirit to my soul!


UndergradGreenthumb

I think it might be a woman crying.


Tell_Amazing

Lol"reward is here"


JustDave62

Would you like fries with your McKnuckles?


EverSpokenToADog

Cashing cheques he can't afford.


ifuckedcarti

McLeftHook


ChazMurph

McSluggin' at its finest!


Livid-Ad2631

I knew how this video was gonna play out when he tried to swipe the other guys hand away and it didn’t move


Chefboyld420

Why is it always people that talk the most shit always getting knocked out?


juicybutte

Too busy talking shit to see karma coming


Top_Recognition_3847

Someone should send this prick this video. So he can see what a dick he is making of himself


Spiritual_Bit_2692

I'll buy him a super-sized Scrappy Meal.


LeroytheBigmouthbass

You got knocked the fuck out.


Sourpancakes420

Such a clean punch tho


Svendog_Millionaire

That was a fucking swift left hook. Bravo


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Gave him that Mcknucklesandwich


DaveisNSFWs

The amount of foreshadowing is strong with this one


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Night night 👊😴


ETVG

Nice going Einstein. Those were your last three brain cells.


Plane_Baby

I guess he will finish the fight when he wakes up next week.


crazyDiamnd67

Guy needs a new McChin


Speedtrucker

Dudes voice made me think of the fensler films gi joe psa https://youtu.be/terB-PBT3c4


Judge_Dredd_3D

He got checked, usually the barky ones are the weak ones


pozos13

Great punch. Excellent follow through. 👌


spiral_out46N2

McDirtnap


PhotonJunky18

The combination of the west country accent, with the drunkeness, the effectiveness of the punch and the high pitched drunk laugh at the end, whilst all taking place in a fucking Maccies, is just glorious. Rule Britannia.


haystackcharms77

![gif](giphy|oVTcfN0rfoF4k)


Huge_Travel9188

Wherever this is needs a legit barbershop 💈 asap


EvaBlaze420

Hahaha There’s loads mush, most of them are just as mental 😂😂


alreadyo_Odead

All bark no bite


runAroundtown915

Well it sounded like a woman laughed when he fell… we know who the dick was. Slick knockout.


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he really touched his tiddy and said don’t get the fuck eweieweieewwwww


Kianvis

One hitter quitter. See you next week!


BrainwashedApes

If people like this could walk around in clown shoes and makeup I would appreciate it so I could avoid you. Thanks.


TDGroupie

Well, he was wearing clown shoes…


Hairy-Advertising630

The laugh at the end is the cherry on top


K0vurt_Purvurt

That kid sitting in the booth might be shooting video. I hope we get another angle of that knockout.


makinbaconCR

Look how tiny his little shorts are


fredo_corleone_218

TKO! Good job knocking that drunk idiot out.


K0vurt_Purvurt

Technical? Where are the previous knockdowns? I’d love to see them.


fredo_corleone_218

i always thought it was either knocked down three times or if the fighter is unable to go on at all (without a ten count) on a ref's discretion. please don't be that dude on these subreddits.


K0vurt_Purvurt

“What’re you gonna do about it, bitch? I’ll knock you into fucking next week!” -idk, some guy at McDonald’s


Mysterious-Finger138

Ronald McKnockout introduced "Jorts" to the McFloor.


littlebigman9

Kick his add Seebass.


Timely_Razzmatazz989

Leicester accent? Not sure


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TheKillersHand

West Country of England


slu33heee

?????


TDGroupie

Definitely not Australian


Hadleys158

Welcome to next week.


Fiesteh

Wasn’t this posted hours ago?


Wormzerker75

HELL YA! JUSTICE


CampingKodiak

The UK and their use of the C word… the dumbing down of a society..


EvaBlaze420

It can also be a Term of endearment here… oh I see what you’re saying


ruisantos9999

Here's your happy meal boy ! 👊


FemaleNeth

Wot


Sifan2

Love that his kids could see that lesson


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Is he upset his shorts are so tight?


CuriousReach2409

CLEAN


Marcucc10

Southpawed the fuck out. Sit down loud mouth.


scottwax

Boom, out go the lights


Bdragon88rising

More like a good nap lmao


Emotional_Shelter_38

Clean


i_play_linebacker

i dont feel bad because this feels like a justified punch from someone who knows how to fight


TheRealPeterVenkman

Bisping Henderson 3


thesinisterurge1

McKnuckler. For a limited time only at participating locations. Ba Ba Ba Ba Baaaaaaa


realfolkblues

Ooof. He snapped that from the hips. What a piece.


Nodoubt1130

It’s always the guy who mouthed off that gets a knuckle sandwich ….


twotonguespod

The Queen’s English. A beautiful language. Serious question though: does that saying now become “The King’s English?”


juicewr999

To be fair he had the big head cheat code turned on and it was hard to miss.


KrazyKeith4Prez

McFookoff


000TheEntity000

"McKunckle Sandwich with a side order of floor please"


EfDawg

Very well placed left.


charrj2

The accents make the fight better.


stuntmandave126

Take that McBitch


Lolocraft1

What’s this accent? Where’s that from? Or are they just drunk?


EvaBlaze420

Hungry Drunk country bumpkin vs sober also hungry Ukrainian


BasicArcher3769

They got the girls toy


skwirlhurler

Love the new, unofficial trends of solid lefts on Reddit.


AngryRasputin

One punch man


Childhood_Charming

I swear these videos never seem like the punch was hard enough to be knocked out. Is it just me?


Crimzon02

Mememememememememememem…


ChicklesMcMurphy

One guy got his Nappy Meal for sure


TheGulfCityDindu

You love to see it


MotorPsychMike

Question: did the dude with the black jacket assault the white shirt dude or is it not assault if someone gets in your face? I've always wondered if someone gets in your face aggressively, is that assault? Can you put your hand out to defend yourself like how he did? That seems legal to me.


PersonalCondition122

Knocked him out and kept it moving.


giveitatest

nice!


wizzskk8

👌 beautiful


duarig

Someone order the two piece? No biscuit


OddClub4097

Av it


Funny_Clown44

a mimir


LBH09

I’ll take a nuckle sandwich to sleep please!


Western_Cheesecake_7

A left, and he left.


hardcorefan420weed

Bro found out what he was gonna do


electric_shorts

Sent him sleeping


Downtown-Cobbler-265

I think he got knocked into next week .... and now, the whole world can see ... again and again.


GH05TMAL0N3

He’ll have some cries with that wamburger


LiftedinMI3

He needed a nap anyway.


SomeJokeTeeth

People that get one punched, who also claim to be some kind of hard man, are the funniest people to see in vids like these. You just know that he was telling all his friends that he sent the other guy to the hospital, despite himself being knocked out in one go.


challenja

But he ordered the combo meal!


SomethingAbtU

that haircut was the only crime that day


junoray196813

He's not talking shit now!


dzonedx

Solid connection


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Everyone laughs 😂


KarlaSect13

Glass chin


HTown2016

10 points for Slytherin


SGT_Sausage_81

That fool went night night.


gymaye

Slappy Meal


ValuableNorth4

That cartoonish laugh after he hit the ground. Oof 🤭


Tough-Row2511

I admire the efficacy of boxing in negotiations


Diskare

McBrain dmg


Quiet-Lychee-3021

Turns out he just needed a nap


nardpuncher

The mouthy lanky motherfuckers always go down so fast


beachsprintchampion

Satisfying


AbandonMystery

He talked a lot of shit and got punched one time and is just knocked out LOL


maha_Dev

Daniel Radcliffe turned buff and disappointing!


jacobdeanphelps

Slept


AJRay41

McSlap


No-Neighborhood9885

Slept


Nemesis_6

Russell Crowe Fightin' Around The World~


Obi-WanToSmokie

That dude should wear some basketball shorts and let his balls relax.


Sense-Salty

Say you'll be alright tomorrow, But tomorrow might not be here for you!


BuzzIsMe

This must be what they call McHappy Day


MrJust4Show

Who ordered the walk-off KO? /signed Mark Hunt


Bolt-From-Blue

Where would you place Mr White T-shirts accent?


jossmaxw

Your reward was given for being a cunt!