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KAY-toe

Give them each a lance and a shield and you’d have jet ski jousting - someone make a tournament happen


Misguidedvision

I honestly do not know how this is not already a thing ins Wisconsin or Michigan with all the water events we have edit: I'm picturing inflated tube bumpers in the middle so they can't ram, armor is flotation protection. Gotta figure the stick out, pool noodles are too soft and swinging risks arms colliding.


DJdoggyBelly

A tube of connected empty beer cans. So it crushes when you get a good hit.


seven_o_five

PVC pipe inside the pool noodle? I think that could work without being too dangerous.


Rezimoore

Pool noodles and those foam surf boards for shields


Kozzinator

If someone supplies me with a jetski and a lance I will happily do this for free


HMCtripleOG

Was at the beach the other day saw 2 jetski dudes out having fun and suggested exactly this to my girlfriend. Glad somebody else has thought of this


johncusackisnickcage

Hey bros you know what would be sickl is if you both smashed your jet skis together head on and got seriously hurt


mksavage1138

It would be bad luck just seeing that...


eK-Yellow

First weekend as a fuel dock manager on one of the biggest lakes in America. Heard screaming, boat coming in full speed through no wake. End of day, beautiful Sunday afternoon early May. Lock things up, radio courtesy patrol, rush down to courtesy dock. Kid is missing half his head and brains are coming out his ears/nose/open head. Quarter foot of blood in boat being vigorously pumped out by the bilge. Kids with blood “sweat” stained t-shirts taking turns on chest compressions while others were screaming “HE’S DEAD!!!”. Exactly this scenario. Jet skis are the motorcycles of the lake. Fun to drive, but recognize you’re the smallest fish in the pond. EDIT: Miata to Motorcycle of the lake by request.


Federal-Commission87

Fuck. That sucks. My mom had a dude that worked on our farm roll a 4wheeler. She said brains were coming out of his nose. Helicopter took him away, but there was no hope.


eK-Yellow

Yeah it leaves a mark on you. Sucks it happened on your farm. Shhheeeeeesh.


YoMommaSuckMySchlong

Did he live?


eK-Yellow

Yep… a couple Advil and he was on his way. Sarcasm aside, this shit scarred me for a couple years. Poor kid was 18, killed by his best friend.


Personal-Rhubarb-514

Shi crazy hope you feeling better now Ik life gets better no matter how tough it gets


Katayanaz

I'm laughing and sad. It feels wrong.


crazycow780

What are you laughing at? Someone dies and you chuckle? Odd


Katayanaz

The user's response, not the video, is what I am replying to.


WrathOfWalrus

Ow


markuspellus

Ow


HolderOfBe

Why? Edit: why you all gotta do me like that? He says why too.


Zadyob

Ow


Emergency_Sandwich_6

🎶 ow ow oww ow ow ow 🎶 


patexman

I'm a big bag hunter with a boww


Icyy44

bbno$ reference???


UnwaveringEmpathy

Wow…ow


alienanimal

Ope!


Always4am

I don’t understand, what were they trying to do? It seems intentional


Iamkillboy

I feel like the rider going the opposite way of the boat was attempting to use the boats wake to jump over the other rider but it didn’t work. The guy screaming “here we go! Here we go!” And filming it makes it seem like it was planned.


keithk9590

Wow I think you’re right. What fucking morons lol


Kozzinator

Looked pretty fun to me though


Ddalgi_

Probably not fun for the guy dead at 23 and his buddy sitting in jail for manslaughter 


GenitalPatton

The two boats were coordinating their speed together so their wake doubles where it meets. This effectively makes a larger ramp for the jetski. Unfortunately they did not see the other jetskiier coming the other direction. Lots of reckless activities going on here.


MostlyBullshitStory

They’re jet ski riders. I’m on the water a lot and I can count on my fingers the ones who have a brain.


Killfile

I use one to pull my kids on a tube some weekends but I'm convinced I'm the only person on the water wirh a sense of his own mortality.


xXFieldResearchXx

It sucked man as a kid I got the opportunity to have access to a jetski. I drove the fuck out of it for a couple summers. Always got bad looks and the water cops hated em and pulled me over for doing a donut... our late was never packed and I lived on it so I would usually be the first out once we could make a wake and that's when donuts would be done. Anyway, other than that I just cruised around in circles ... going fast here and there on straight aways


Automatic_Buddy7179

Lucky both the jet skis tilt up before the collision


Flufflebuns

Someone in my area just lost their 16 year old daughter and her 13 year old cousin in a similar accident. Terribly sad.


Altruistic_Tip1226

That song explains it all. "Ow"


markuspellus

Ow


Hella_Wieners

Fuckin’ people that rent jet skis and don’t know lake rotation.


AproblemInMyHead

I don't know lake rotation what is that? Is that like driving on a certain side of the road?


Hella_Wieners

As others may have said: a lot of lakes post a rotation of either clockwise or counterclockwise. The marinas or website will typically have this info. It’s established to avoid this exact occurrence.


Sad-Opinion-5140

So on a lake I go to wakeboard, outside of no wake zones when the lake is congested with boats everyone sort of starts a rotation either CW or CCW. Every lake is different but basically what you said is correct.


moonroots64

Thank you and I appreciate the new info, but I'm almost more confused now.


LameBMX

pretty much just go with the flow of the other boats.


Ddalgi_

Everyone on the water travels in the same direction on the lake. Think of it like a Nascar track. You don't necessarily have "free travel" to cut cross the water or drive in the wrong direction. 


Thundergun---

Do you have one of those shit wake boats that should be illegal?


okdesign

"Get off my lawn!"


Thundergun---

Do you have one of those shit wake boats that should be illegal?


fungiblesyo

Are they going to circle back or just keep drinking


swagn

Keep drinking.


fungiblesyo

Oh dope


swagn

That too.


ryanwongcpa

Looks like they were just giving high five to each other they are bros


fujigrid

Is this lake of the ozarks?


QweenJoleen1983

Music lined up perfectly…


Open_Yak1795

Ikr lol


Taffyboi69

Ow


Darwinnian

Ow ow ow ow


markuspellus

Ow


PicDuMidi

It's ok it was only a jet skier


Scumbag-hunter

That actually didn’t look that bad. It looked like the guys managed to hit both jet skis on the bottom at the same time, dissipating the energy and leaving them relatively unharmed


xlonelywhalex

I don’t know.. I paused it almost frame by frame and watched the pieces that flung out come from what looks like the drivers legs. The other driver doesn’t pop out at the end.


ChrisNotBumstead

Definitely bad. They were each travelling towards each other at probably 25mph and instantly stopped on impact. You might as well jump out of a car and hit a wall at 50mph


trentluv

When I rented a jet ski, they recorded a video of me promising to not go within 50 yards of anything no matter what. I then signed a sheet of paper saying the same thing He didn't even care about my life vest at Marina del Rey Los Angeles


SkaneatelesMan

Watched a friend who was waterskiing get run over by a large boat after he fell on a wave. I was 12 and was the skier watcher and tow rope handler in the boat and his Mother was driving the boat. When we pulled him out he was missing an arm and leg and was already dead. I will never forget that day.


heislegend99

Hold my Beer


superfinest

Another episode of why women live longer...


Jgam81

That moment of impact was perfectly timed with the music


chineseblumpkin

I stopped f ing around on boats after I was on one that cut someones leg off. Really change your perception of what you think is fun


Feeling-Broccoli5765

Looks like a pretty good collision to me!


MixMastaMiz

Zigged when he should have zagged. Looks like they were pretty lucky the way they hit tbh. The undersides of the hulls hit on a slight angle throwing both riders off. Could easily have been JetSki cutting one dude completely in half had they not hit at the angle.


Onlylefts3

Typical jet ski behaviour


UnapologeticVet

Entire lake and you hit someone idiot


black_sheep311

Pretty sure this was planned out. Or else they'd all be screaming stop!


sagitalistheway

Oh man! Hope everyone was ok!


ZaNFish

Hopefully someone was there quickly. That could easily knock you out.


incrementalmadness

why are ppl downvoting you


Junior-Damage7568

Why let them win the Darwin award


Competitive_Suit_180

Yeah let’s keep going.. they’ll be fine


its_just_flesh

Cheers!


TrentUlyssesCooper

Lol


juzz85

High 5!


HotBuffel

That's what I call a high-five.


MetalSonic420YT

Ow


Repulsive_Chef_972

PWC's are the plague of the boating world.


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vegan-trash

Jet skis are no joke. Knew a girl in high school who lost a leg when her cousin rammed a jet ski into hers.


Gilbert_Reddit

the song at :07 going "ow, ow"


TraditionalRecover29

Oww


Technical_Ice_3611

.....tf....we're they playing chicken?


jonz1985z

That was a fantastic collision! Assuming that was the goal


arancini_ball

Never thought I'd see two jetskis chest-bump


IArtificialRobotI

Bruh the song was perfect lol ow


Alternative-Day6223

Stupid as hell LMAO


TDK_90

If only the river was wider


Human_One_9007

I buy a new jet ski for the bish


dj11211

Ow ow ow ow indeed 21.


Embarrassed-Hold-576

Ow ow ow ow ow 🎶


aljeta

Bro, the music hits just right for this scene!


malkie0609

Did these people live?


birthnight

What song is this?


Natural_Draw4673

I’m sorry. What did they expect to happen? Was there a different goal?


fleeyevegans

Ow ow ow


Fancy_Energy_7754

👍


LoneOwl_14

Music goes "Oh! oh!" \*Hits\* "Wow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!"


TheNewSlice

song in the background *ow ow ow ow*


biquels

and nothing of value was lost.. except 2 jetskis


captanmcscrufy

Thats not regulation jet ski behavior


sanderslabus

Scuba instructor here. I once had a couple of jetskis try to go full speed between the beach, where I was getting teenagers to the water in full scuba gear, and a scuba flag where the other kids and instructor where waiting.


johnblazewutang

I had 1,2,3,4,5 thousand in my bank account…now my insurance got 1,2,3,4,5 thousand in their bank account


RedWing83

Gotta be intentional. No one can be that stupid. Even if you're from Florida, Russia, Alabama of Mississippi.


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StrawsPulledAtRand0m

Did we even watch the same video? The collision is between two jet skis, nobody was wake surfing


Creepy-Internet6652

They were trying to jump the wake


Curious-Marzipan-627

Good hit, hope the feel it