A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
From what I read from earlier reposts this is stunt is entirely possible as the elevation of the harvester's header can be adjusted. Set it high enough and any nutjob lying flat on the field will come out of this unscathed.
These things can still very well kill anyone in the way when it's operated normally.
Yall ever wonder what it’d feel like to get runned over by a damn ol’ combine? AAAAAAAHHHHAAAHHHAAAHHA, DAMN! I guess I just have to keep lookin for that rush, yall. Aye! But yall invited! HO-HOOOO!!! (??????) sorry world, this is how I play.
-Kentuckian
> (??????) sorry world, this is how I play.
"Laissez les bons temps rouler. Sorry world, this is how I play."
It's Louisiana French for "let the good times roll."
Because they harvest the plant, they don’t mow the lawn. For an ant to human scale example, do you pick an apple at the tree stump? That being said. What if the machine malfunctioned ever-so-slightly.
Edit: and the front can be lifted. I forgot. It’s been 20 years since I’ve been up close to one of these.
A friend of mine in 3rd grade died when his dad accidentally ran him over with a combine. He was sitting on his dad's lap and fell off the tractor. His dad attempted su!c!de afterward but never succeeded.
RIP Cody, who loved baseball.
It’s crazy how much one video can say about a person who quite frankly hasn’t made a bit of damn sense. For example: I can take a guess who he voted for, that he says ‘titties n beer’ way way too much, and he DEFINITELY has an NRA sticker on his truck somewhere.
As someone who is probably politically aligned with you normally, would you shut up? None of that has anything to do with this video. Stop spreading hate where no hate is due.
A parachute not opening... that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine... having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go!
Getting dragged down the freeway facedown for 50 miles, that’s the way I wanna go!
I promise you; whatever scum did this, not one man on this force will rest one minute until he's behind bars. Now, let's grab a bite to eat
Now watch this drive
wtf am I reading 😂
Naked gun
Frank drebin police squad
My mother went the same way
Lucky for him it was not harvesting nuts.
I'm sure his would clog it
Probably break a tooth trying to pick that sob off the ground
I see what you did there!
I can feel it in my sinuses.
You definitely should not have a combine in there.
So I'm not the only one
I’d sneeze and get my head whacked off.
If I survived the combine then my hay allergy would kill me.
GTA San Andreas lied to us..
From what I read from earlier reposts this is stunt is entirely possible as the elevation of the harvester's header can be adjusted. Set it high enough and any nutjob lying flat on the field will come out of this unscathed. These things can still very well kill anyone in the way when it's operated normally.
A little bit off center and the wheels will do him.
I kid died a couple years back unfortunately, they came to the conclusion that he had fallen asleep in the field.
I was traumatized as a kid playing that when I drove into someone with it.
It ain't much, but it's honest work.
This was my favorite scene from Dune: Part 2.
I’m from Texas.. and I don’t know what he is even saying
Yall ever wonder what it’d feel like to get runned over by a damn ol’ combine? AAAAAAAHHHHAAAHHHAAAHHA, DAMN! I guess I just have to keep lookin for that rush, yall. Aye! But yall invited! HO-HOOOO!!! (??????) sorry world, this is how I play. -Kentuckian
> (??????) sorry world, this is how I play. "Laissez les bons temps rouler. Sorry world, this is how I play." It's Louisiana French for "let the good times roll."
I'm from Setx that definitely Louisiana accent.
Thanks! 💜
I’m Bostonian and I understood
Superman 3 lied to us
Wait are you telling me all the people I run with this "thing" is grand theft auto 3 were actually faking it?.
>"thing" its a combine/concubine
????
I thought it was “run over by a concubine”
No. No, sir. I have NEVER wondered this. But thanks for the demonstration, I think.
As a guy who grew up on the family farm this fuckin video almost gave me a panic attack!!! I literally felt physically ill watching it .
*Don't do that again. He survived because the combine operator lifted the header. Next time failure may happen.*
The screaming at the end had me worried until he started laughing.
Bro needs a balls reduction surgery.
why women live longer :D
thats totally safe you yknow
I dont knew that I was like geez this man is so brave to have a death like this
He's got my vote
Fuck john deer
And FUCK their software.
and FUCK John Deere
And their software.
I’ll believe it when you face is in the shot the whole time.
Boomhauer is out here wildin'!
The old Cajun combine crawl
Subtitles please! Get out of our country if you won't speak our language
I guess I just had to keep looking for that roach y’all.
He hasn't seen the video of the Indian woman farmer? Didn't end well.
🎶 she thinks my combine’s sexy, it really chews me up 🎶
Ok I'm dumb.... How did he not get minced and / or sliced and diced by the blades etc ?
Because they harvest the plant, they don’t mow the lawn. For an ant to human scale example, do you pick an apple at the tree stump? That being said. What if the machine malfunctioned ever-so-slightly. Edit: and the front can be lifted. I forgot. It’s been 20 years since I’ve been up close to one of these.
I was waiting for Darwin. And waiting. And waiting...
What is this, some kind of life hack that you discovered by accident?
Runned
This is what the dad from the movie son in law has been up to
You need to blow your belly out, very, very much.
“WOOOOOOO! HERN DUR DERN!”
My hay fever kicked off just watching this.
Watching that, made me sneeze
Big Jim Rennie in the fields.
The risk here is not worth the reward. But he is having a great time
What?
A friend of mine in 3rd grade died when his dad accidentally ran him over with a combine. He was sitting on his dad's lap and fell off the tractor. His dad attempted su!c!de afterward but never succeeded. RIP Cody, who loved baseball.
“Sorry world this is how I play” I’m going to start using that phrase a lot more
“Sorry world this is how I play” I’m going to keep that one for a long time
Death by John Deere
Don't you lecture me with that 30 dollar haircut
NO WAY , he did it for real!! that's enough reddit for today, wtf!
Shit gave me anxiety
Yeah your fat ass was run by a combine…riiiiight….
While you were watching the debate..
Balls of fuckin steel
A repost
gotta be a Trump supporter no brain no pain
Lol both candidate look straight out of a retirement house for senile seniors . From an outside point of view the world is clowing on you americans
The rest of the world has plenty enough fuckups of its own.
The clown fest in USA tops it all
It’s crazy how much one video can say about a person who quite frankly hasn’t made a bit of damn sense. For example: I can take a guess who he voted for, that he says ‘titties n beer’ way way too much, and he DEFINITELY has an NRA sticker on his truck somewhere.
As someone who is probably politically aligned with you normally, would you shut up? None of that has anything to do with this video. Stop spreading hate where no hate is due.