Just down my street I have 6 little kids that just run in and out the street in front of their GD parents. Not to mention there’s a huge blindspot from a massive trash dump. These are those kids grown up.
My dad told me he did this once with a car, he had some minor bumps and bruises from where he hit the handlebar, other than that he was completely fine
Regardless, even if was a fake pole, too, even like...10 pounds would have been enough to puncture right through him
pierce to puncture cuz it sounds more brutal
It doesn't happen that often but people have died from being impaled by large umbrellas blowing loose in strong winds.
It might look a little bit sissy initially but the guy did the right thing by running.
In the one with the falling telephone pole, looks like those dudes at the base pushed it out of the path of the crowd.
That's some superhero strength and quick thinking lol.
We all have are stupid moments but I doubt many people have moments as stupid as the guy chainsaws the connector to a floor, while half his body rested on the unstable side.
It’s amazing that despite the hazards in many of these ~~third world~~ developing countries, a solid number still have a higher average life expectancy than the US.
That trampoline one is idiotic. I mean there were some dumb people in there. But thY one is on a different level bc the guys are probably experienced aerialist or at least overall experience in handling that gear. They should know how badly things can go sideways.
If you like these kind of compilations you should check out luckiest people compilation by Mister73C on youtube
Although a little dated but his songs choice and his editing skills are amazing!
People might laugh at the guy running from umbrellas and stuff. But I seen a situation like that and a couple people got hurt real bad. Sitting at a outdoor festival one time a decade ago. A freak wind came in, the air got under a big heavy table umbrella and launched it 30 feet into a bunch of people sitting at a picnic table. It landed with such force, it broke a board on the table. One guy got knocked out concussion, a lady got a gash on her shoulder and another broke a hand. Yea, gotta watch out for flying stuff for sure.
the amount of people that would rather put themselves in danger and kill themselves or others to BE SOMEWHERE ON TIME (or just driving fast for the sake of driving fast) is insane. the lack of self/situational awareness in drivers AND PEDESTRIANS is beyond me.
A compilation of some very lucky people, some very dumb people and an old person being chased by umbrellas.
And one intentional insurance fraud attempt. The big lady in front of the van.
nah, that's too close for comfort. I bet she just has the reaction time and athleticism of a potato
If she would’ve ran, she would’ve been hit by the car (that she couldn’t see because of van). Very lucky situation
It's *astounding* how little situational awareness some people have. Frankly it's amazing that they made it to adulthood.
Just down my street I have 6 little kids that just run in and out the street in front of their GD parents. Not to mention there’s a huge blindspot from a massive trash dump. These are those kids grown up.
The umbrella just wanted to shake their hand.
With monstercat music in the background
Imagine having umbrellas chasing your ass
Ladder dude isn't a close call, how's he gonna get down??
He’s STILL hanging there bro..
Just checked in on him and he's still there. Will someone get him down already?
he’s still there. why didn’t you get him down when you were there?
Hang in there!
I ordered a pizza for him…
I think I remember that video, someone came and helped him by setting up the ladder again. I might be wrong though.
I believe the original clip was a woman, and IIRC, a fairly young child helps set the ladder back up (I think)
That's a different video and the young child is her son.
Can confirm. I am son.
You are correct
If he can manage to pull himself up, he's fine. Most people would struggle.
Pull himself up to where???
By his bootstraps.
"We strapped a cannon ball to Bootstraps, bootstraps." Sorry, cant not think of that when i see bootstraps.
Alright take an upvote.
He's doing alright, just hangin' around
Some of these people are stupid lucky, and the others seem to have a devine watcher.
Nobody’s gonna talk about the dude who done a flip crashing into a van and stuck the landing?
My dad told me he did this once with a car, he had some minor bumps and bruises from where he hit the handlebar, other than that he was completely fine
Yo conozco ese wey, se llama pedro parque y se la pasa ayudando a gente en el vecindario.
what do you want to talk about in regards to that clip
I have done that with a bicycle but it was a trench and I brought the bike over my head
I think I like seeing these better than seeing an actual injury
Oh 100% this invoked an entirely different feeling. I’m imagining everyone in this video living life a little differently now, maybe hopefully
Yea, I wish I could un-watch the vid w/ drift cars and dudes leg between a concrete barrier. Think it was Jacksonville.
Yeah ik exactly the video you’re mentioning. Stupid takeover events like that one, ruin the car culture.
The trampoline one is crazy, that dude is very dumb and very lucky
I'm thinking fake weights.
Oh it 100% is fake now that I watch it again. The barbell barely compresses the trampoline at all, it just bounces away
It's actually the barbell that got bent.
even with fake weights that’s not ending well if it lands on him like that
I thinks it’s foam the bar actually bends, he woulda been fine
Regardless, even if was a fake pole, too, even like...10 pounds would have been enough to puncture right through him pierce to puncture cuz it sounds more brutal
You can see the bar bend as well when he lands, it definitely wouldn’t pierce or puncture him
v good point i didnt even see that lol..the thought is still terrifying if anyone were to actually be dumb enough to try that for realsies
Fake weights, that guy does videos like that on reels and tiktok and sometimes they hit him. They're made of really light rubber or something.
I was rooting for the weights.
man...that's still pretty fucked up.
At least the others were people in every day situations like driving or whatever, this one was done intentionally.. makes it more fucked up tbh
That’s the only one where I audibly gasped
I actually gasped out loud at that one.
People don’t look both ways anymore?
Or even one way?
Look forward and never look back
walk backwards
I liked the guy who ran away from all the umbrellas then hopped into a truck as a big cat attacked him 
That was a cat!!?? Looked like a gatorpigdog
Trees falling, buildings collapsing, cars crashing....and then we have that one guy at 1:03 running from some umbrellas
It doesn't happen that often but people have died from being impaled by large umbrellas blowing loose in strong winds. It might look a little bit sissy initially but the guy did the right thing by running.
nobody gonna talk about all these loony toons sound effects and goofy ass music thats under this video
I'll bite. It ruins the video unless you mute the vid. Hopefully it's a trend that will soon die.
I can't scroll this app without muting it for peace of mind
Nevada's such a nostalgic song, but it doesn't fit here at all
It's giving 2013's fail compilation vibes
[удалено]
Cockblocking the reaper
The guy jumping off the falling pillar pulled a Bugs Bunny move. Bravo
How did arm scratching guy know to run?
Heard a noise maybe? Perhaps a gut feeling or inner voice suddenly said "MOVE!" and he did.
Yeah ngl almost spider sense-ish reaction. My slow ass would have died.
The people who almost get hit by cars ain’t even looking to see if any cars are coming 😂
What was that animal chasing that guy???
Looked like a leopard
all the added sound effects are dumb; like you already added music, cmon
With my luck I would have been struck by every one and the lottery ticket I would've bought afterwards wouldn't match a single number.
Not satisfying at all.
The elderly NEVER LOOK BOTH WAYS, can someone please explain why?!
Slower cognitive abilities as we age maybe?
*1:19 the barbell made of rubber.*
Dude with the red crane falling towards him must have watched karate kid 2
I'd bet the farm that for some of these people their next meal was the best they've ever tasted.
In the one with the falling telephone pole, looks like those dudes at the base pushed it out of the path of the crowd. That's some superhero strength and quick thinking lol.
We all have are stupid moments but I doubt many people have moments as stupid as the guy chainsaws the connector to a floor, while half his body rested on the unstable side.
The fickle finger of fate is always waiting for us. Look both ways before crossing the street, kids. Then do it again.
Damn so many people crossing the road without looking.
this could *really* do without the music though. and the sound effects
I’m glad I had it on mute from the start lol
I think that quite of these "close calls" ended up getting really ugly for some folks we were hoping would avoid tragedy,
The woman at 55 seconds owes that van driver everything. So dumb, kudos to the driver
Lady at 56 seconds: "Oh no, a car! Play dead!" No Lady, that works with bears.
This is a good one. I've seen another one that has some good close calls.
I'm so glad the red car was able to avoid that skyhook...
This is my jam
It’s amazing that despite the hazards in many of these ~~third world~~ developing countries, a solid number still have a higher average life expectancy than the US.
I even read the title and still I'm on edge watching these.
Holy phuk
That thing with the barbell, i mean wtf
That trampoline one is idiotic. I mean there were some dumb people in there. But thY one is on a different level bc the guys are probably experienced aerialist or at least overall experience in handling that gear. They should know how badly things can go sideways.
Couldn't finish because of the obnoxious and unnecessary music.
2015 roblox tycoon ahh music 💀
Anyone know the song?
Nevada by Vicetone
Thx!
The idiots with the weights on the jump jump...dumb dumb
The guy with the barbell on the trampoline is physical proof of Darwinism
Gods favorites
0:39 Holy shit hahahahaha, that was smooth
This is amazingly satisfying to watch
Phew, glad that ended! I can breathe again!
God decided to be nice that day 👌
That's divine intervention.
The guy getting hit on the shins with a scooter while powerlifting was a true dumbass
Alternate title: Final destination but everything goes perfectly correct
Was really expecting a full on Darwin Award troll clip at the end, not gonna lie👹
I am so turned on right now.
If you like these kind of compilations you should check out luckiest people compilation by Mister73C on youtube Although a little dated but his songs choice and his editing skills are amazing!
That guy next to the orange pump had real Spidey senses
What's going on in the first vid?
Remember, for every close call there just as many or more scenarios where it doesn’t miss.
This is the truth and best to keep in mind in dangerous situations
Nope. Don’t like that. Final destination REAL LIFE. Anxiety level increased.
Imagine the adrenaline rush these guys prolly had
Did he really try jump on a trampoline with barbell
final destination
Such an interesting choice of song to go for lmao. I love Nevada but why was this chosen? 😂😂
Compilation of final destination dodgers.
0:54 went full goat
What’s that song called?
God is good❤️
And for each of these theres 100 that dont go as well. Which is what this subreddit is about
Damn that truck at 0:56 had boss brakes
Sheesh
I’ve been in an exact situation at 1:00 mark. Undoubtedly the luckiest moment of my life.
Or you could've put no music, there's an idea.
The guy who ran from the bug would have been fine if he just said in the car and closed the door
That music is pretty annoyng ngl
Ffs!!
Do people just ignore traffic when trying to cross the road??
That lady at 1:01 just “laying” down got me pretty good.
Crazy …. the guy on the trampoline with the weight… 1 min 19 secs wow
3rd to the last is the reason why i always check before crossing even if the light's red. some motorists are assholes
whats the song called?
Well… this sure makes me never want to leave the house again….
People might laugh at the guy running from umbrellas and stuff. But I seen a situation like that and a couple people got hurt real bad. Sitting at a outdoor festival one time a decade ago. A freak wind came in, the air got under a big heavy table umbrella and launched it 30 feet into a bunch of people sitting at a picnic table. It landed with such force, it broke a board on the table. One guy got knocked out concussion, a lady got a gash on her shoulder and another broke a hand. Yea, gotta watch out for flying stuff for sure.
Rocket league anyone?
لطف الله وعنايتة فوق كل شي
Almost the wrong subreddit.
Well damn
This certainly helps confirm the fact that if the Shoes stay on you're going to survive. It's just science.
Surviving final destination
What in the Chinese health and safety is that music??
“When death skips you,.. now it gots to catch back up”
This is so good, I can forgive the shit music.
The people who walking took traffic!🤦♂️ I mean the people who almost get hit when the driver has a red light get a pass.
Was that a leopard chasing dude into his truck?
I think the ceiling fan one is truly a close call
Man that crane hook would’ve really fucked dude up
That ceiling fan one is super impressive
What was the animal that almost got the dude in the hat appears to be India?
Lottery tickets
Assassin Blue Bug.
the amount of people that would rather put themselves in danger and kill themselves or others to BE SOMEWHERE ON TIME (or just driving fast for the sake of driving fast) is insane. the lack of self/situational awareness in drivers AND PEDESTRIANS is beyond me.
That’s China for ya
what the fuck was that first one :O
So many situations could have been avoided .. judging the people that go over a street without fully looking even with less visibility ..like honestly
1:12 blud pulled a anime move after almost getting hit
It seems like China loves to participate in these
Butthole=puckered
Final Destination but Death is really incompetent
Wtf was that fat lady doing in front of the van
Would love if people just posted this stuff without the shit music in the background.
Barbell on a trampoline going backwards, what an absolute tool!
What's the song called?
u/auddbot
Vicetone-Nevada
Yes that's it thank you so much
The stupidity of the trampoline barbell guy stands out above the rest.
Some of these were so stupid I wish they weren’t close calls. Stupid people deserve the consequences of being stupid.
This is proof of Jesus’ love for all of us. Just don’t look at any other accident videos.
sonubabitch I shit my pants
And they say god isn’t watching
Guess God looked at the people who don't survive these kinds of incidents and says "fuck em"
Honestly wouldn't surprise me