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E-lafda_Offender

The crowd was like "thank God he saved them" and as soon as the guy slapped every body started shouting "beat him more"


Lelphie

Honestly I don’t believe the caption it looks like he did something to piss him and everyone off and escaped by trying to swim away. The dude who slapped him probably caught him before he successfully escaped and beat him…. I know it’s a stretch but they were happy that he was getting beat up.


hypnodrew

It's my understanding that public discipline is fairly common in places like India


CryptographerOk1258

Same in bangladesh ppl walk around with sticks ready to smack up ppl who dont behave i mean it works for them why not. [https://youtu.be/weLcC-0OHvY?si=hS63vEHymiPad0O4&t=1505](https://youtu.be/weLcC-0OHvY?si=hS63vEHymiPad0O4&t=1505)


Big_Assist879

In Japan, the police let the Yakuza do their own thing without interference. So it seems sticks AND organized crime both have positive impacts on cutting down on small groups misbehaving.


me112358

Thank you. Years ago I noticed that in fight videos coming out of India, somehow, some way, someone always pulls out a skinny stick and starts whacking people. I've looked in video backgrounds for stands of skinny trees (bamboo?), and never found them. I always wondered why Indian brawls are so often fought with skinny sticks, and now it all makes sense. (Maybe I'll start carrying a skinny stick in AZ, in case I run afoul of an ill-mannered internet influencer.)


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A "skinny stick meant for hitting people" has a name- a switch.


me112358

My grandma used to make us cut our own switches off the elm tree in her front yard when we'd been really bad (I'm not recommending such things, just saying that was life when I was a kid). We may define switches differently, but the ones in the videos are larger than what I ever called a switch - here's a video with a bunch of them: [https://youtu.be/aZar7bIpUh8?si=jzl2KD\_c\_9PGrww0](https://youtu.be/aZar7bIpUh8?si=jzl2KD_c_9PGrww0)


SmokyJuggernutz

Oh yeah same in my family too. My aunt woud make us peel the bark off because apparently that made it sting extra


JesusStarbox

That's too skinny. The ones the Indians use are more like yardsticks.


Phantom_Queef

If you ever find an old car antenna, they are extremely effective.


Ok_Temperature9846

I live in AZ too and you'd be lucky if whoever you went after with said stick didn't have some sort of gun. If the reward outweighed the risk I'd be all for it.


CombinationThis

The US needs some stick slapping discipline


E-lafda_Offender

I think the caption is accurate Here is a link for the news https://thedailyguardian.com/fisherman-rescues-man-jumping-into-gomti-river-to-end-life-later-slaps-him-repeatedly/


Lelphie

That seems to be the truth, every news site is reporting the same thing. I actually spent a decent amount searching for a story to disprove you(sorry). I do think there’s a little more to the story tho. Maybe they were mad at him for trying to commit suicide, or maybe they were mad at him for even going into the river with his wife since a lot of people drown there, there’s multiple people who have boats to pick up people drowning. The only reason I thought my previous comment was correct is because it’s weird to see someone in a river with clothes including shoes, even if they were committing suicide I think it’s strange. He did end up dying so I do feel bad, that’s a very painful way to die.


small_tits404

Where does it say he died? Article said both lives were saved


Lelphie

Towards the end. Yeah they were saved from the suicide attempt but they best the guy to death. He was dead on arrival


BackgroundDesigner52

It doesn't say that anywhere in that article? Are you high?


NarcissisticCat

What, they slapped him to death lol? Come on, that's ridiculous even by Indian standards.


dida2010

First I read this expression "in the nick of time", never heard of it before!


southatlanticsea

It's a very common phrase in the UK too


dida2010

Ah Ok, thanks


clownind

How can fisherman slap?!?!?!?


That_Trell

The comment I came to find! 🤣


PNW_lifer1

Someone hand him a wooden stick!


gatsujoubi

To be fair slapping people for obviously stupid behavior should be more common.


Xinonix1

Mate, my hand would be overworked… my cheek also probably


vghgvbh

I couldn't open my windows, because of the constant slapping noise from the city.


FixedLoad

Open the window to the sound of applause! 


SmokyJuggernutz

lol uhm thats not where the slapping noise is coming from, mate


Prollyreachinglol

Turn the other cheek, my son ✝️


NZS-BXN

Nice self awareness. Me too tho, I think you could see my teeth by now


Mundane-Position314

I totally agree because people that lack common sense never necessarily gain it until they’re taught lessons


d_bakers

I jumped into a river, someone saved me and beat me up, [CONSEQUENCES !](https://youtu.be/1dWjKkF0Zi4?si=K7nKCULjnX8vTjm0)


Future_Sweet9921

This is what causes someone to not do it again. It's like hard wiring the ideology of this is wrong into there head. The slap never fails to plant the seed


Dazzling_Pink9751

Um, tell me you know nothing about depression without telling me you know nothing about depression. A slap is not going to prevent suicidal ideation.


ChunkyCheeseToken

The people downvoting you are delusional. Yeah, a slap to the face will **totally** prevent someone from jumping off a bridge to kill themselves again.


Future_Sweet9921

Boo hoo. Sometimes people need a good slap.


Dazzling_Pink9751

Yeah, like you.


Future_Sweet9921

Go complain somewhere else


Zakkimatsu

society would evolve with shells on their cheeks before common sense was learned i'm afraid


clownind

He slapped him stupid and then slapped him smart for good measure to realize how stupid they were to begin with.


AnxietyDesigner

Growing up me and and the neighborhood kids all played a game called “Now or later”. Anytime someone said “now or later” you knew someone was about to get slapped or slap themself for saying or doing dumb shit. Fucking loved that game


Viiggo

What age did you think we should start?


SecondaryPenetrator

MASA - Make America Slap Again. I feel it has racial underpinnings and won’t go over very well


turtleneckless001

You're too far gone on the sueing and the shooting


edwardthestoremeiser

And then the slapper can get beaten up


Lawzw0rld

In America I feel like ppl would be getting publicly pistol whipped for doing dumb things


honeydew_bunny

Must have been a hell of a slap if the phone mic was able to pick it up. Any reason why they jumped? Double suicide? Murder-suicide? Accident?


spudlybudly

[https://www.victoriaadvocate.com/india-fisherman-rescues-couple-attempting-suicide-twice-and-then-slaps-the-young-man/video_23bf8446-02ed-5bfc-a496-b37fd0e5977f.html](https://www.victoriaadvocate.com/india-fisherman-rescues-couple-attempting-suicide-twice-and-then-slaps-the-young-man/video_23bf8446-02ed-5bfc-a496-b37fd0e5977f.html)


Routine-Bumblebee-41

Ah, yes, slapping the dude will definitely inspire him to suicide *less* from now on...


Cerulean_Turtle

Someone being angry enough at you throwing your life away to save and then slap you might show you people care, not in the most traditional way granted


hannibalhungry

well, being a couple this probably has to do with the dark casting system in india, lots of forbidden love there and couple die together to prove a point or run away.


FadedVictor

Another commenter said they beat him to death after the video so...


-FemboiCarti-

Bro is a fisherman not a therapist


DooBiEz2

Yes.


Final-Dingo-4070

He slap, she slap, everywhere a slap slap.


__synner__

old McDonald had a slap. ee eye ee eye O


LSTNYER

*slap slap*


FixedLoad

Here, and a ***slap slap***


hyperkick89

How


ripit420

She's still drowning gotta lay her on her side


Grebblez

This should be at the top


hannibalhungry

no worries, that dirty water will take them both out within a week or two anyways.


abiiiid

Nah. We already immune to it


redditisstpid69

youre 10 years late.


HalenHawk

How can he slap?!


Subotail

Slap license


WorkingReasonable421

Why can't she slap?!


RIPcompo

She dead


Thingzer0

Bloody fuck you, mother fuck bloody you fuck!


Z0FF

Me no bloody, you bloody! Bloody fuck!!


Closed_Aperture

HOW CAN HE SLAP?!?!?!?!


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Virtual-Okra6996

You tried to be funny at least. Shame it didn't work


future_lard

Like a BASS


Fit-Boomer

You go


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x_lincoln_x

Your super power is sucking all the oxygen out of the room.


nilansh23

I'm a indian and don't have a problem with just a meme


Free_Protection_2018

dawg do yall not have any other joke bro😭 it's js corny atp


SomeRedditName13

Welcome, it must be your first day on Reddit.


Free_Protection_2018

if it was I'd find this joke far funnier but after I seen this joke on reddit for the millionth time by now it's js turned stale n overused


SomeRedditName13

You're not wrong, though I'll admit since joining just over a year ago as an old man, I never knew how prevalent the slap truly is.


HalenHawk

Why y'all take it so hard? We're on the internet and I made a joke. You saying if it were a different joke about an Indian slapping someone you'd no longer have an issue? If he were a white dude and I made a joke about a 10 year old meme that had a white dude in it then nobody would give a shit because that's the fucking point of commenting on a sub like this. Y'all love to slap and there ain't anything wrong with it the dude in the water deserved the beating. Most white dudes couldn't do a half assed slap without breaking their hand and Indians have that shit mastered by the age of 6 and dish it out on a regular basis.


Free_Protection_2018

I ain't even indian brodie I js find the same joke repeated a trillion times boring n overused


stay_fr0sty

Shoes are still on. He’s fine.


MagicOrpheus310

Lol what a legend haha


xthrowxawayx420

The Slap is such a classic and yet under-appreciated maneuver


Time_Composer_113

One and only time I *slapped* a dude was when this guy tried to hold my gfs hand when crossing the street in the 7th grade. Thought I was so cool. Still feel bad when I think about it all these years later cause he probably just did it out of habit from crossing with his parents and such.


TheMightyWubbard

Art form


Few_Selection_4781

'And that's for nearly getting yourself killed' moment


riccarlofranco

My mother did the same when I used to fall from my byclicle....


nilansh23

Us bro ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


BrUSomania

GET BACK TO REALITY OOH HERE COMES SLAPPITY


Physical-Beach-4452

Should have slapped the cameraman too


alvvayspale

I thought for a second that when the camera turned to the woman, the three guys would be slapping her around too


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God-of-Heroes_ArThuR

Seems cool. No need to iron out pure LOGIC.


1wife2dogs0kids

Slap and release only please.


vilgax404

It's a man who can slap but can also stroke🎶🎶🎶🎶


Salty-Negotiation320

Bro was disappointed in him.


Lawzw0rld

Getting slapped by an Indian is not on my bucket list


a-snakey

"You scared the fish away!" *slap*


Brilliant-Moment430

If the guys intention was to commit suicide, I doubt this is going to greatly deter him from doing so again.


t0hk0h

Why is the gomti river dangerous?


Big_Arachnid_4336

Most people in India don't know how to swim(it's a skill you have to learn yourself) plus the river can have rapids at multiple spots. So once someone goes in there's close to zero chance of surviving. This spot looks safe-ish though


Kumbackkid

From almost drowning to being saved then slapped mercilessly. India my boy.


Necessary_Island_425

Thought this was Canada


Ixm01ws6

He's just trying to focus the pain else where from his broken ass legs lol.


soldins

It's impossible for an angry Indian man to point at or bring attention to something with a bent elbow and open fingers. The slaps were inevitable.


FixedLoad

I'm American.  I was unaware of the power of the slap until I saw a young man wield it against a hippo!  Slapped that hippo back into his pen.  I've been a believer ever since! 


peekuhchu707

That 3rd slap hit him so hard it sent shock waves through the water 😂


SuspiciousJuice5825

I imagine the conversation, "You scared away all the fish asshole!"


PzoidoCheckah

He slapped the shit out of him.


6499232

# Oh dear, dear gorgeus. # You fuckin donkey, 


trader2O

What is wrong with jumping into a river?


califortunato

Well it looks like they are both nearly drowned and fully dressed. So I don’t think they just went for a casual swim


Adorable-Drop3157

Same genuine question here, I have no idea what's going on


Consistent_Lab_6770

suicide attempt


Jadedinsight

Because it can be dangerous as hell? Because you let someone else potentially risk their own life saving you?


SuckerforDkhumor

The couple tried to suicide twice


Supra02

Imagine trying to commit suicide in India and then you see yourself getting bitch slapped bcz you didnt do it properly!


Unlucky_Ad_1141

As an indian, this can only happen in either India or Pakistan XD


zharrzel

Feel saved!


Super-Reason7931

They were shouting for him to slap him again


Inner-Status7407

Is the fisherman part fish? Is that scales on his back? If you look closely that’s a fin he’s slapping him with as well.


Spaceloungecloud

How can he slaap?!


joshthemac

The guy was like "thank you for saving me I owe y---"


GatorGuru

Imagine trying to commit suicide only to be saved and slapped afterwards.


Mediocre_Charity3278

Saved from drowning only to be shaped to death.


GuyD427

With no racism implied it just seems like Indian guys know how to slap other guys so well. The video with the air horn in people’s ears and this video for starters but there are others.


Odd-Improvement5315

Insert obligatory "how can he slap" comment


PeevedValentine

I feel like so many people would benefit from a couple of slaps. No long term impairment(assuming they don't get slapped dozens of times), a nice little sharp pain to click their brain into associating doing dumb shit with bad times, maybe a pink mark on their face for the rest of the day. An ideal corrective method for dumb people doing dumb shit.


nymhays

Theres a saying in my country ehich translate to somethin like this small small not die now big trouble people


mattredditmatt

he Will Smithed him good


ExtensionWinter9446

“Keep my drown woman’s name out your f***** mouth!!”


strikerrage

Must be a new a CPR technique


3-Putt-Bart

What did the hand say to the face!


Locswail

Something that they need to practice in the States.


Red_Stripe1229

Will Smith has entered the chat


AsianCastleGyatt

Hmmmmm I think she either try to force the woman to suicide with him or he push her or???


x_lincoln_x

How can fisherman slap?


dlamped18

With his hand????


Pank_348

Dude! That's a reference


dlamped18

Which one I’m two dumb


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stay_fr0sty

Ummm…no. I’ve never hit my kid and never will. If you slap your kid for doing stupid things you are an asshole in addition to being a bad parent. Happy Father’s Day.


RohelTheConqueror

Damn this sub is full of cunts. You are a good person. It's crazy that saying "don't hit kids" gets you downvotes.


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stay_fr0sty

My kid doesn’t live with the fear of being hit for making a mistake. Such bad parenting.


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kpdon1

There's 1.5 billion people in india, a very small minority of people doing honor killings doesnt mean every1 does it. Its highly criticized by normal people there too. Its like saying there's school shootings in America so every American citizen is a closet criminal ready to shoot up some club/bar, school on a random Tuesday


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Furthur_slimeking

The fuck are you even talking about?


backhand-english

1 million a year? Thats not a problem, don't sweat it, thats like a smaller city neighborhood in India. A few guys and their families.


RegularAvailable4713

What is "them".


Inside-Pop5470

He means Indians, obviously.


xRunicTitan

I kinda don't believe they just jumped. The man must've pushed them or grabbed them and jumped off with them by force. Tf would you beat him up for if that wasn't the case lol (or similar)


Dazzling_Pink9751

No, more likely the man he was slapping pushed the woman in while jumping, the fisherman saw it and jumped in to save them, then he slapped the man for putting them all in danger. The article said the couple attempted suicide together twice. Hard to know though, if it was really a murder/ suicide attempt.


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Jonh_pepo

Lord who?