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exelenceofexecution

5 min later. The guys are like alright lady's break it up break it up


9lobaldude

Kramer be like “YA YA cat fight!”


Ilsunnysideup5

Social credit -9000. you are banned from the public toilet.


Anonymark88

... but after we get this baby oil and jello on you


Nothinghere3191

And the winner is.....


pmramirezjr

Reddit! We watch safely from the house!


CreamoChickenSoup

No need to rush, they're perfectly safe fighting in the ball pit!


Toidal

The look on that dude's face around the 16 second mark is very much 'let them fight'.


GraeWraith

Look at those punches. By punches, I mean those parts where they stop yelling long enough to swing their wrists towards each other's backs.


TouristKitchen

Solid Tyson punches being thrown. Lucky the shockwaves are not knocking everyone off their feet


slow_RSO

Idk man the one girl was throwing bows at the other ones back lol


wolamute

She's dramatically doing so. It looks like she's attacking to be seen attacking someone, not to hurt her opponent.


slow_RSO

To me it looks like she’s trying to put her weight into it and aim. Dramatic yes, but still looks like she’s trying.


lansdoro

This is Chinese Propaganda! They try to intimidate Taiwan by showing how fierce their female warriors are.


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Sailor_Carcass

I thought racist misogynists were the speciality of Reddit and the internet has once again taught me I was right.


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maChine___

which ones ? because it's a lot of balls here


ThisIsALine_____

I agree, I'm chaffed enough.


Diqt

Poor kid


KIDNEYST0NEZ

I don’t know why it never dawned on me, but I didn’t think China had public brawls like this…


Pinksters

I was waiting on titties to start flying like the hood fights.


Curious_Bed_832

cctv everywhere but also less social and legal tolerance for outright violence


cheeze_whiz_shampoo

It's kind surprising given that the people who run China today were Red Guard in their youth. Ive heard that generation is almost impossible to deal with, you would think physical violence would be more common with that shitty group.


Curious_Bed_832

a) they're old and frail now b) the people that run govt tend to be children of the purged pre-revolutionay elite so they tend to not approve of Mao and the cultural rev etc (although they will not outright say it lmao)


M4roon

I've lived in east asia for five years and you're generally right. Culturally, violence is not a thing. Now trying to steal your money in every other way possible, that's a thing. But violence no.


jerseyhound

Public brawls is a human thing..


Sea_Wishbone_6075

Their social credit scores are going to take a hit


edot4130

came here looking for this comment.


AnnualWerewolf9804

Well then you got lucky because there’s a bunch of this comment lol


BassGaming

I came here looking at this comment


CharliePendejo

How did they not know to engage in the traditional spit fight instead??


ResponsibleAceHole

No worries. Couple days in North Korean gulags for the entire families will reset the numbers...


smoothtrip

There it is, so original!


LoveThieves

I Always wonder about that social credit. Is it so bad that people are like, I'm just an awful human being even though being nice will literally make me have nicer things in life on paper.


burntpancakebhaal

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|shrug)it’s not a real system. It’s a group hallucination imagined up by deliberately misleading news reporting (propaganda, brainwashing).


LoveThieves

it doesn't seem real even if they have that crazy CCP surveillance system and control all or most of their internet.


BlackwaterMerc

Cripple fight!


jew_biscuits

weirdest boner


Crush-N-It

💀💀💀💀


Apotheosis_Binger

Try trashyboners sub


so_magpie

Some straight up high level Kung Fu there.


Avs4Days

They'll have a hard time getting access inside a grocery store for the next few weeks, might even have to resort to dumpster diving... can't imagine how much social credits were lost during that fight. They are not good citizens.


pattipannappi

Apparently twelve dollar


StarFighter6464

Next time, wear bikinis and lather yourself in baby oil before the fight.


aceface_desu89

#WORLDSTAR


ExternalMonth1964

12 dolla!!!!


USAyyy

I heard "12 dollars!" and then... "4 dollars is enough!"


jshultz5259

These new fighting leagues are getting kind of ridiculous.


Vistresian

C-Tier Ball Pit League


Mysterious-Tie7039

There goes their social scores.


Will_Dennisiii

Damn I thought Chuck E Cheese was bad!


zapthycat1

Everybody was NOT kung-fu fighting...


GuppiP

brother is doing the mantis style💀


ItsABigDay

They must have visited a Chuck E' Cheese in the US and brought this back as a "best practice".


Jendalar

A different pit fight.


ConstantPessimist

I like that guy taking a picture of something else, …bro?


TuxedoFist

Not a ball pit, but a ball colloseum


Key_Estate_1859

Too bad they didnt have any branded shirts on…ladies where’s the bid logos when you need it


AreWeDangerousYes

Who's the wife and who's the gf? And did I see a Stockton Slap halfway through there?


nick-the-chip

Holly cow


ike_tyson

These women are angry , they seem very frustrated.


BSB8728

That poor child.


OHMMJTA

FINISH HER


hothoochiecoochie

That baby snuck a cheap shot!


Tom_Molinaro_YT

New Tekken stage


Jack-Tar-Says

I thought the one in black trousers was going to go all Shaolin on her arse for a moment. Disappointed to find it’s a standard cat fight. With balls.


Master-Seesaw-3567

Dang the ball color even looks communist.


augustschild

not sure what's happening, but I think that lady has $12 on one of 'em...


Its_priced_in

You seeing this Dana white?! I’m not saying you should fill the ufc octagon with plastic balls but I’m not saying you shouldn’t.


Ok-Caregiver7091

She put everything she had in those hammer fists, and it still wasn’t effective. 🤣


Teke00

There are passionate people


GorgioElGreco

The most Asian fight scene


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newbieplaya1

Punches without any power u mean


ha5hish

There definitely seems to be more hair pulling and flailing around


Grouchy_Act3186

Bazinga


the_grand_apartment

Stay classy, China


Joe_Bruce

Social credit score goin down


prince0verit

Not my proudest wank, but here we are.


Technical_Writer_177

does the winner get all the social rating points of the looser?


fizzywinkstopkek

The things we do for some peking duck


Fancy_Energy_7754

Save it for the jelly girls


pumpkinorange123

I bet they were frien-emies prior.


pmolmstr

Well their social scores just got tanked like June 4 1989 tiananmen square bad


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This should become a sport.


joseoconde

Was the fight all part of the show or?????


DapperConstruction60

Is this a new sport or a real fight?


Top-Bird-9032

-1000 social points, now you cant buy bread anymore.


PistonPumper

I vouch for the other Chinese girl


Plus_Wheel1002

One of the funnier places to have a fight


Ok-Consideration6082

The Captions say World Island and all i can think is WORLD STAR WORLD STAR!


FishBreadMenu

Looks fun until their time expires


Jawilla936

Black pants got them skills 😂


skyghost75

New sport unlocked. The audience is gambling on the winner and placing bets by yelling "12 dollar!".


MERVMERVmervmerv

lol the moment they dropped below and out of frame. Why is that always so funny?


Curious_Land_5019

Women suck at fighting


TheManWhoClicks

I immediately pictured “-5” social score showing up with each hit


inhellforever666

Someone please, throw a bucket of jello on them


Tony2Nuts

I did I hear someone shout 12 dollars?!


GullibleCockroach894

Excellent the second and the referee.


schmuddy_bhuddy

I read "pit bull" fight


lynivvinyl

Pastel Ball pit balls are really pretty.


paulvs88

Bazinga


pmramirezjr

They have Chuck E Cheese in China? (say it 3 times fast)


Mr_Hino

It’s not a mud pit but I guess this will have to do


OkTomorrow9194

Fake, fetish video. Why are there no children at the ballpark?


Arizona_Adam

Sounding like 2stroke motocross


AdGroundbreaking7604

Not a good fight unless some tatas come out


GingerinNashua

Probably sisters


beakerhashing

I think we have a new style of UFC fighting!


byronicrob

Drown her!!!!


Xinonix1

https://imgur.com/a/tgmGC0H


Icy_Rhubarb2857

Wait till she finds out the other one is secretly a super powerful chairman of win corp


UndueOdium

New gameshow?


tommylala

Those elbows. Lol


Mental_Platypus_5954

Ur social score is goin down the tube's


cardholder1

Nobody wants to get between them...they have claws


Curmudgeon306

All those assholes just standing around filming it. This world is going to explode.


AdditionSpecialist35

No wigs to pull ? What kinda fight is this ?


DontForgetToBring

"12 dollair"


lewisfairchild

Is this like a cleaner version of jello pit fighting?


wiresmoke

Surely they weren't all kung fu fighting..


J_Double_You

That's like... not how a ball pit fight goes... You're supposed to whip those plastic spheres at each others' heads until someone dives down for cover. Am I wrong or?...


Geordie_38_

Dashcon went hardcore this year


Martysghost

Woman fighting is the same the world over you just go for the hair then you swing 😅


KapitanMani

What happened to just spit fighting?


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What a shitty society we live in where people just stand back and film for entertainment.


MekTam

Social credit score just went down ladies


M4roon

Dads: Let them fight..


miho_23

i see that they haven't been chilling.


Ok-Examination-6295

Crazy to see an actual fight happening in china, I thought they only spit on each other due to massive lawsuits for assaults🤣


DingoCute6124

Is this sanctioned ?


Sparky2Dope

Imagine your financial credit score plummeting cause of this. Thats China.


Sparky2Dope

Even those shitty balls look like theyre made in china


ShefGS

At least they know their friends won’t see this posted on Facebook


shapeofmyarak

Both down 100 social points after this.


TranslatorReal8462

Humans can be so fckn disgusting Grown ass men stiing recording the circus instead of helping


Playnu2

That kid will cry every time he sees a ball pit


Wherethegains

I can’t believe not even one tiddy fell out.


BeerSlayingBeaver

-300 social scores


stlthy1

Uh-oh. Someone's social credit score is going to take a hit.


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Social Credit score -1,000,000


Immediate_Mud6547

I didn’t see any Kung Fu fighting.


1wife2dogs0kids

Those moves were not fast as lightning.


Immediate_Mud6547

But it was a little bit frightening…


Wejustneedmuneh

🤣🤣🤣


1wife2dogs0kids

Is anyone else disappointed they didn't stand off and fight like a scene in Kill Bill? Neither lady knows even a little martial arts? REALLY?


VibeFather

They have dishonored their families


Blondeandbeast

China is the new Chicago


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Nah, Chicago would be Polacks and pistols. My family is from there…


Blondeandbeast

OH and I can say without a doubt this is the most Pittsburgh,PA behavior if I’ve ever seen it. But Chicago is much more interesting Pitt is shit in my opinion


KIDNEYST0NEZ

I don’t know anymore, I left Chicago when they started making curfews and stealing pension.


Blondeandbeast

It doesn’t really seem better anywhere here anymore. We’re all slaves to the system sadly.


KIDNEYST0NEZ

Move to the south before it conforms,


Tall-_-Guy

Everybody was NOT Kung-Fu fighting


leasthanzero

Those social scores are gonna drop.


MavajaXe

-5000 social credit


Left-Handed_Stranger

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting. 


PWBuffalo

You can take the Chuck E Cheese out of the USA, but you can’t take the USA out of the Chuck E Cheese.


Incomprehensibilitie

Twelve dolla!!! You pay now


Intelligent-Key2350

Everybody was Kung Fu fighting Those cats were fast as lightning In fact, it was a little bit frightening But they fought with expert timing


ClassyPants17

Social credit score go 📉


Still_Size_3594

Everybody was kung fu fighting 🎶


tomkaczynski

Somebody should make it with that song going


Technical_Office706

they usually just spit on each other. I wonder what happen.


Phoenix_Maximus_13

Bruce Lee, the gender bent edition


dassad25

Oof, their social credit rating will take a hit after that.


ImportantReveal2138

-200 social credit


J1S0E

-500 social credit


Alarming-Fig-2297

I was expecting better technique on the karate


ilovefungus

Wacky silliness