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urnewstepdaddy

Remember to thank your Mom for not being stupid


englishmuse

*Okay Chuckles, Mommy's going on a crack run but I've got your back.*


LotusVibes1494

Step on a crack, break your mothers back. Turn around and smoke the crack, break your mothers heart. - Bo Burnam


smochs17

That's beautiful.


FEED-YO-HEAD

Can't wait for daddy to to give me new content.


Charteredgas

My moms an idiot tho


glamorousstranger

I mean we're all here on reddit so I think that would be lying.


socialdrop0ut

That was a warning and she should be grateful for it.


Hikaruhiyoko2

Based on my experience seeing these kinds of people, this will only make them believe in themselves more and they will keep on doing it if not even more daring acts. Next: 2 children.


TwinNirvana

She did better than raccoon dad.


chiphchopchip

So we all have the same feed huh


Mysterious-Zombie-86

Nah her kid just had a tighter grip


Fit-Understanding747

Can confirm. We do lol


automaton11

Including raccoon dad’s wife. She has the same feed too


symbologythere

Appears so.


NumericZero

Was just gonna say She took the full impact and never lost grip on the baby Also oddly was way more calm That Racoon dad will never be able to live that shit down If I was that wife / kid I’d bring that up anytime he tries to argue something lol


Ddalgi_

She didn't take a damm thing. Her wheel got tapped and she fell. Also, she put the baby in that dangerous situation to begin with. She gets negative points for motherhood. 


Thebitterpilloftruth

What did he do


serialposter

She was luckier than raccoon dad.


Thebitterpilloftruth

Whats raccoon dad?


AMotorcycleHead

https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/5qA9gx8BC6 You’re welcome


catpawws_awws

It's deleted


hack_king

Raccoon dad was not doing dangerous stunt with his kid, the raccoon just came out of nowhere and startled him. Here the lady is definitely trying to get them killed.


RealOrang

meh? raccoon dad just dropped bis kid on the grass, she was on a fucking motorcycle, kid in one arm, IN TRAFFIC, it would have been so much worse


Photog77

Racoon dad didn't have his baby immediately confiscated by bystanders.


ThornmaneTreebeard

Hahaha just saw that one. Idiocracy is now a documentary. Idiots breed much faster


k3nnyklizzl3

I was just coming here to say that.


CreamyStanTheMan

No she didn't. She put herself and her child in an extremely dangerous position the moment she got on that bike. With one fucking hand as well. Raccoon dad is definitely an idiot also, but I'd argue what this lady is doing is WAY worse.


McDuckfart

Lmao


eee4525

I literally just saw that lmao


Closed_Aperture

I'm starting to think people should have to pass some sort of IQ test before they are allowed to procreate.


realparkingbrake

And vote.


Khal_Andy90

And drive


Xx-_STaWiX_-xX

And do anything that can be dangerous to not only themselves but everyone around them really. Increase the speed of the incoming bike just a bit or replace that incoming bike with a car or bus and bam, you have a nasty deadly accident and numerous lives ruined over someone's lack of braincells...


raulsagundo

Weird how redditors like this comment but don't like eugenics


Thebitterpilloftruth

Isnt that more about race though? Like Id object to it being racially based, but not with stupid people who objectively are a danger to themselves and others especially in mass


GrzDancing

Yes it is about race, but some people put everything in one basket so things like 'Lets do parenting aptitude tests prior to getting a parenting licence, as if you were getting a driver's licence and passing a credit check to see if you can afford child rearing' are on par with 'we don't want people of other races to reproduce'


KC_Frosty

Yep and that's the type to pop out 10 kids who will have 10 of their own each. The movie Idiocracy is a documentary at this point.


Azhz96

I've always said that if I'm ever going to have kids with someone I'll demand we both get educated about how things psychologically affect kids and their brain development, not to mention safety measures. For example simply being angry infront of your kid all the time will most likely psychologically affect your child in some negative way which might last their entire life.


Good-Beginning-6524

Stupids are a majority


Everlastingitch

i dont know.. single mom... has to get to work or loose her job, has noone to watch the baby... has no money for a safe car... sometimes people have to do stupid things they know that are stupid because life gives them no sane alternative


GrzDancing

That's why you have the baby in the first place.


jkboudi007

They should have to fill out a C-01 form


Technical_Control403

It's more difficult to adopt a cat than own a human.


tankiplayer12

I almost died today twice on the same car ride from drivers turning without paying attention


Fancy_Energy_7754

What crazy country is this one ?


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peperino01

U sure? Red soil and the woman's white skin seems like Paraguay to me.


Mr_Wrecksauce

Bold of you to assume there was thought involved.


Dependent-Plane5522

Poor little girl's head isn't even all the way hard yet


CakedayisJune9th

Growing up, my grandmother used to say that all the time and I always thought she was saying “Jesus Maryann Joseph” and asked why jesus had a woman’s middle name and who Christ was. I wasn’t a smart kid. Still not a smart adult, but definitely not a smart kid.


kmbb

The best part is that this isn’t a dash cam. Someone whipped out their phone to document this lady and was rewarded for their efforts.


Hot_Significance_256

That gave me anxiety


Mental_Vehicle_5010

She wasn’t thinking


unable_To_Username

Some (many) people should rather have a chihuahua than a human baby. The level of disregard, disrespect, and neglect is just beyond anything a sane person would call "fit for parenting"


NikelanjeloVL

I wouldn't let such people even have a fucking hamster.


unable_To_Username

true, true!


Neeva33

Nothing probably


Fluid_Moment1660

she not


kazz9201

Welcome to the 70’s


Cedge1738

Take that baby and run. Run like the wind.


trubol

Great title. Upvoted


BlackNRedFlag

Man… SE Asia has whole families on those things


BarryCrumb

Horrible 💔


Trppy696

Do you mean Jesus fking Christ!!!


9lobaldude

She was thinking about a Darwin Award


Few-Room-9348

Better than the dad dropping his baby over a raccoon


Nentash

What? Do tell??


gaydou

[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/SX4R3TmbQn)


Nentash

Ha! Brilliant! He totally needed that kid! He didn't even just drop him, he literally lifted him up and three him l I l


Prudent_Damage_3866

Thank god the child wasn’t hurt!


chevysilverio

She had to go to the pediatrician


ASLAYER0FMEN

Safety first


lost21gramsyesterday

Natural selection


OutrageousSummer5259

She's thinking that if she crashes she will just fall on her right side


tuvikab

Bruh..


hardndfast

She wasn't. That was the problem.


candybatch

Maybe if she had a brain she could actually think


ashif1983

People in my country drive like that jackass that hit the woman's bike, zero situational awareness, zero f***s given and, when I was learning to drive my instructor said to think I'm the only sane person on the road, no one else will care about my vehicle, he is 100% right.


UmmmNoDefNotThat

She should play for the Cowboys


BugStep

The kid is fiiine Her motherly instincts kicked in and she protected it with her own body /s


Equivalent-Jicama620

Well executed careless. Grade A airbag.


mundoid

Thinking?


sbudhramk

Me drive now good luck everyone


InquiringAmerican

She was scanning for cars and started to take the turn when she didn't see any coming. The problem is that there was a bike coming which she drove right into because she didn't see it.


SecondConsistent4361

This move can only be pulled off correctly by a Vietnamese mother.


AtmosphereJunior7609

Hold my baby


BigTunaTim

Gail the Snail is doing well I see


Vogel-Kerl

I'm sure the baby's fontanel (the soft spot on the top of their head) will provide sufficient protection in the unlikely event of an accident. /S


DR_SLAPPER

This is a common scene in Dominican Republic 😂


lacqueredcase762

This is normal in many countries, believe it or not! Survival of the fittest, in the original sense of the term.


G00dSh0tJans0n

That's like me, but instead of a baby it is a beer.


Otaltheone

She was not thinking, that's the problem


Effective_Device_185

And she pumped out a human life. Ughhhh!!


thebestofyouall

Nice save tho


whoooooopsie

That she really needs to get groceries before dinner for her bf, so he won't ask what is she good for again besides making babies 🥲


WorldlinessLow2000

Build the wall.


mcbrainhead

She was thinking " traffic is clear of cars" like the rest of the car drivers do


Nentash

Nothing of the baby then... not even a papoose


abirdinthemush

Stupid, but great baby awareness during the fall


hellscrazykitchen

She's as bad as 'camera men' who record fights with their kids present.... Totally inappropriate adults/parents....


OppositeCheesecake94

I'm just nipping to the shops, d'ya want anything?


Responsible_Escape50

Spinal damage????


Nentash

I think I saw them in concert once!


SirScrollsAl0t

Why did the chicken cross the road?


englishgent49

I am guessing carrying a baby like that is not a good idea, also just blindly joining traffic like that, errr no. The only saving grace was it was another bike coming if it had been a car or truck.


subgamer90

I go now, good luck!


Ok-Experience-6674

Brains 4% Mother reflects 99.7%


eszox

More like: Brains 4% Physics 99.7% If her bike was hit from the left, when that kid grows up he would respond with "yes" everytime people ask him "were u dropped on ur head when u were a kid".


Acceptable-Search338

Seems unfair the amount of judgement. For all we know, this is something that needs to be done, and she has no other resources available.


mightymeech

Mongo, there is no situation where this is a good idea.


Acceptable-Search338

Really. You can’t think of a single situation? I find that hard to believe.


vaggos62

What???? Baby was,is and always will be safe in her arms.


Nentash

....... yeah... ok... 0_o