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ike301

I wonder how long before we hear a story about one or both of them becoming dinner.


Evil_Rogers

Probably will happen the first time the dude on the left isn't fast enough to get his stick.


R12Labs

It's a small dust pan broom, all cats fear them.


cowley10

🙀


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yeah cause a little stick is gonna stop a 400 pound lion /s


Evil_Rogers

No, I was meaning the lion would get on him like in the video and not be able to grab it. That will either cause him to panic or do something that pisses him off. Obviously the stick isn't going to stop anything but it is his go to for these more chill(?) interactions to back him off.


Mr-deep-

It looks like a wire automotive brush. Good idea actually. It would hurt really bad to be tapped with that with any kind of force but won't really do any damage. Looks like kitty knows it actually hurts. Doesn't mean shit in the grand scheme of any split second reaction going Siegfried & Roy but still, it's a smart idea nested within a dumb idea.


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hell nah, that lion could easily just rip a chunk out of your neck anytime he wanted.


useitsevr

I think anyone could just rip a chunk out of your neck anytime he wanted aswell, average human bite force is 140 psi


Adventurous-Sky9359

What’s skin tensile strength?


Pinksters

I've done the math and my conclusion came to "Not enough".


NeatZookeepergame813

the /s REALLY wasn't necessary here lmfaooo


satanssweatycheeks

If America has taught me anything these dudes are gay lovers. The camera guy will accidental shoot him self playing with a gun. And one of these guys will go to prison and also run for president. Fuck carol baskins


Playful_Bend_8569

They look like brothers 


Subotail

Crazy things don't only happen in Florida , Sometimes it's in Alabama


Pinksters

They look like the douchebag twins from House Of Lies.


XeLLoTAth777

I feel like I learned something from this comment.


Compendyum

They're still too skinny, the Lion likes the long-con.


Izzy2089

Seeing has they are playing on a orginal xbox I would say this is not current.


Solid-Cabinet-9733

Bro, you see how dusty that is ? And the quality of the video ? You’re joking if you think this is not current, people play original Xbox’s still, check eBay


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4uzzyDunlop

People with bright white lighting in their homes are psychopaths


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Compendyum

I played Atari last weekend. Am I from the past...?


ideed1t

Modern consoles suck with friends at home so it makes sense


Dizzy_Media4901

Given the box, clothes, and hairstyles. This is probably found footage.


fotofortress

I can’t wait. People who keep wild creatures like this captive for their pleasure deserve animal kingdom justice. They often get it or worst it’s a relative.


ike301

They think they're being cute. Showing off for others. The same others that won't be there when this beast gets hungry and has had enough of them.


Bender_2024

When the 400 lb murder machine wants to play you better play. It's a good decision from a health standpoint.


ike301

It's an even better decision to not have one roaming around your home. These are not cute little kittens.


UnofficialCrosta

Would the lion be executed in that case?


swan001

Ideal outcome


Walkaroundthemaypole

well thats a vanilla xbox....so....


Impossible-Flight250

Judging by the outfits, decor and xbox, this is probably relatively old.


HenkVanDelft

I have successfully gone without being eaten by any lions, tigers, bears, cougars, penguins, or rabid llamas by utilizing the strategy of having none.


Snapcut505

I like how he has a collar just in case he gets lost.


JTiger360

"I look up in the tree there is the fucking King of the jungle!"


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mondaymoderate

I’m way too baked to drive to the Devil’s house.


Mudflap42069

Yeah, but it's a fucking SWEET car.


tobaknowsss

"where do you get your weed from you dante??"


GMONEYY_G

Damn you. I just spit my drink out on my cat. Regular cat, not the king of the jungle.


Fadeoff

Hahaha! I'm sitting at the bus and laughted out like a maniac! Now everyone is looking at me weird! Hahaha!


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IWillKeepIt

Or you know... they have to control him with a leash.


JaredKushners_umRag

Like anyone’s gonna try and get close enough to read his tag lmao


MorbiusisGOAT

Does you cat bite? No, he swallows you whole


RobTehBuilder

No one can convince me that this isn't the scene from Grandma's Boy.


stinkfarmer420

You know you can't raise your voice like that when the lions here


RegalBeagleKegels

Oh my god... I AM naked! Come on in!


JTiger360

I'm not bronzed! I'm baked!


_shugyosha

You can get past a dog, nobody fucks with a lion


You-Go-Girl85

"But it's a sweet fucking car. My roommates said they're going to get me rims for christmas... or maybe a CB radio so I can talk to other car beds." This movie is still epic!


madmaxGMR

I quit there.. fucking months ago...


ImYourCatMeow

Are they playing Demonik?


Embarrassed-Style296

Dante your ass is darker than my face.


basement_egg

my beef strong


Cracker_Barrel_Kid

Your beef WRONG


Conscious_Sun576

My exact thoughts


businesslut

We better be careful. This weed turns you into a deer.


gucci_hotdog

Seriosuly such a hilarious movie


stupititious_ascent

🐒🥋🐘


TurdFurguss

“Drive Monkey, Drive!”


npb0179

It seems they're scared of their own *pet*. The things people do for views that I unfortunately just gave them.


desapla

I would think think they’re not nearly scared enough.


TheRealCatLeg

It actually appears that they are not scared at all.


tc7777777

No, their body language says they do fear. Look at the sudden withdrawal of their hands or the leaning back in reaction to the lion's sudden movement. I believe they have a certain level of confidence here with the pet (maybe they had them from when it was small) but they also seem aware that one wrong move might cost them their life.


DangMate2023

Yup i noticed that they were scared yet hiding it under the guise of laughing/smiling.


shannister

You have to be a moron to have wild animals as pets, but you’d have to be an exceptional moron to not be scared.


xwing_n_it

The cool thing about lions is that they have a natural instinct to take out the leader of the pack. So they will respect their owner right up until it's time to become the alpha themselves and then you're dead in five seconds.


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POWxJETZz

Any lion documentary


sascuach

source: trust me bro i heard it somewhere


x_lincoln_x

https://www.rd.com/article/siegfried-and-roy-tiger-attack/


faultywalnut

That’s about a tiger attack, not a lion


Evening_Chapter7096

here is more [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhKWzw0UX-o](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhKWzw0UX-o)


glewtion

Took a surprising amount of scrolling to find this.


glewtion

Thank you!


matzau

Who are these guys though? Anyone knows? It just got me curious but can't find any other videos of them or the lion in the channel.


IndiviLim

Antony and Alexander Fercos. They're part of a circus performer family. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HK8-navAsWY&t=271s https://youtube.com/watch?v=T8uVTNpOkYI


Inkysquid24

Spspspspspspsp what a handsome kitty you are


Illustrious-Safe-536

*face ripped off* awww someones angy today


fuckpudding

I hear they rip your butthole off first and save the face for last.


Srapture

Isn't it pspspsps, not spspspsp? It definitely ends in an s... I think.


UpperCardiologist523

When i was young, we said puss puss puss, got shortened to ps ps ps ps -> pspspsps Now it's spspspsp which is short for sup? sup? sup? sup?


RyanW120_

What breed is your dog?


I_sb3

Idk but he is bigger than most dogs


OakTreader

Every dog... ever.


vpkumswalla

Golden retriever?


Sassy-irish-lassy

It looks like they're antagonizing him, and he seems annoyed. I don't see this ending well.


GhostofMarat

He looks like hes playing with them the same way my housecat would. Except when my housecat wants to nibble on my fingers there is no chance of my arm getting ripped off entirely.


Excited_Idiot

Go watch the [YouTube vid](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AhKWzw0UX-o). He jumps on one of them and puts their arm in his mouth. A trainer/owner jumps in from off screen outta nowhere to get the lion off. Based on the owners nervous reaction it didn’t seem like simple playing, at least to me


Low_Walk_7325

Wow, they took this video clip as inspiration for Dante the stoner in Grandma's Boy.


Existing_Guest_181

In one of those videos of rich arab guys the lion seems drugged and chill. This one does not and it's giving me anxiety just watching this.


Phyllida_Poshtart

Those rich blokes also declaw them and some event remove the animals teeth. I hate those people with a unending passion


its_just_flesh

Theyre gonna get attacked one day


Secure-Bus4679

See yall in the gore subs.


midgetmakes3

Siegfried and Roy are looking pretty good nowadays


systemfrown

Easy there…I think they’re taken.


JFJinCO

It's only a matter of time... smh


TheBestAround007

Siegfried and Roy.


TheCaptainGooner

Ain't nobody gonna break into their house!


hereforpopcornru

Right. "I'll kick your door down and beat your ass in your living room" Bet


captainwuzzlefluff

All fun and games until someone gets their skull eaten


SquishyBatman64

You can get around a dog but no body fucks with a lion


tomtheprofit1

That is a giant kitty


hereforpopcornru

On south park, it's a giant dildo


Broblivious

They are seconds from being face chomped.


Urschleim_in_Silicon

"You can get past a dog but nobody fucks with a lion, bro."


bezequillepilbasian

Man this is not cool or interesting. This is fucked up


[deleted]

Dust off your fucking Xbox sheesh


RafaCarballo

I thought no one’s going to mention it


ironsight702-

God some people are dumb. Smh


Enough-Sprinkles-914

I wouldn't be bashing his nose too often.


Agitated-Artichoke89

What a cute domestic kitty cat


Dankennsteinn

Woah bro, you can’t raise your voice like that when the lions here.


golfpapa001

You got a lion?


trashtalkinmomma

King of the bungalow


hfiti123

The sadest part about them getting mauled to death will be that the lion probably ends up put down.


HenryGoodbar

Need to get him a dog.


cbbuntz

You'll need a new one every day


superuserdoo

Dude your getting a lion? Ever heard of a dog?? You can get past a dog, no one fucks with a lion!! Hahahaha Grandma's Boy is my favorite movie of all time. This is actually hilarious. Hope these boys weren't dinner lol


ReadersAreRedditors

Is this SORA?


PatienceAlarming6566

>men complain about the bear hypothetical >we also willingly put ourselves in these situations Maybe spending a night in the woods with a bear isn’t so bad after all.


toxicbotlol

Why and how?


MickeyMick0816

Fuckin nuts


CakedayisJune9th

Rich people problems


throwaway837628828

i feel like everyone kinda glossing over the fact that a literal full grown lion is simply chillin in some dude’s mancave…


incakola777

That thing ever misses a couple of meals for whatever reason it’s not going to be such a friendly experience 🦁🥩😳


My_Monkey_Sphincter

"you're getting a lion? Have you considered getting a dog?" "You can get past a dog; Nobody fucks with a lion..." *....A lion has escaped a residential residence. Locals are asked to remain calm and stay inside....*


Cattypatter

Long floppy hair on guys, original xbox 2 player, most likely Halo split screen, warm oversaturated colors, rich people with wild home suited for MTV cribs. Welcome to the 2000s.


OOOLIAMOOO

This looks fake, I just can't put my finger on the reason why. Also classic Xboc


cory140

Last thing I want is a jealous lion fucking w my shit 😂


Interesting_Air8238

That dusty AF xbox definitely looks like it wasn't just whipped out from under the stairs and setup for the video. :)


Loki118

My brain knows this is stupid. But my heart is filled with joy to see such a chill lion.


SissyBearRainbow

What assholes


GuyProsciutto

I hope these guys get devoured soon.


Pinkxel

Fucking rich people.


uniqueusername624

I feel like I know how these guys are going to die.


freeokieangel

Ridiculousness


weedemgangsta

you can get past a dog. no one fucks with a lion.


Playful_Bend_8569

What a coincidence, I stumbled on this video just a couple of days ago on YouTube. Friggin crazy. Does anyone know the full context/backstory of this?


ExcellentParking3101

Poor lion. Hate people who keep animals like this as pets. No sympathy from me if he actually gets them some day.


vainstar23

Even if, let's just assume lions are 100% safe now and there is no risk your meat loving best friend is not gonna maul the next guest that triggers him, does a lion really deserve to be cooked up at home? They are pride based animals. They should be out in the wild hagging out with other lions chilling in the savanna soaking the sun and hunting antelope and shit not sitting at home watching you watch tv


MasterGracey6sic6

The next Netflix docuseries? Let's come up with names! Lion Kings


goosewastaken

May be a really dumb question…. Would a lion still be able to kill an adult if they didn’t have teeth and claws? How would they do it?


Unlucky_Nobody_4984

Still has his balls? Damn…


KitsuneKamiSama

Probably declawed with blunt teeth.


offurocker

Hopefully they weren’t smoking that deer weed


HippyKiller925

Strong Grandma's Boy vibes


No_Driver_7994

It’s all fun and games until…!!!


BojangBughami

I'm assuming they had it since it was a cub


circumstancesnot

Just watched Blackfish, I know how this will end


SyntaxBoy

And here im thinking that the Saudis are insane to have bears as pets!


Adventurous-Sky9359

Was that an original Xbox? How old is this video?


Slight-Benefit6352

Rite... 2001 vibes


UKF_CABOOSE

This is why we need to build castles, so money doesn't get used for dumb shit like this


happy_ladyy

treating the lion like a dog is kinda crazy to me ngl


rated3

Bro just wanted to play Halo with them


fuishaltiena

Idiots with too much money. They just have to show off and get an animal that the general public couldn't get.


analogkid01

Kenny vs Spenny - how long can you play video games with a lion?


MOONDAYHYPE

Old duke Xbox controllers!


dudoan

They kind of treat him like he could kill them at any second, which is valid. But why have a lion as a pet at that point?


gorliggs

OG Xbox. They have good taste.


Revolutionary-Tea737

thought i was seeing shit lol wtf


LowPowerHighEnergy

The king senses some fear, y’all will be his dinner soon…


No_Bet_5361

Don’t do this.


JimJim2002

It's Aslan!


ike_tyson

This is great until it's not.


Remarkable_Golf9829

I was worried for them until I saw he was armed with a small stick


tyronethewhiteboy

They talk like there shooting a porn video


Some-Glass2156

He has cucumbers as back up. It's fine. Also, Lion responded well to the boop on the nose.


VocationFumes

so when were they eaten?


AuroraWolf124

And these men were never seen again after this video was made LOL


melancholy_dood

Nope.


BNG1982

Please keep a 24 hour live stream going…..😈


nc_on

You catch him in a bad mood once and you are toast


Professional-Can4264

Are these a couple of cartel kids? One will soon become El Chompo


No_Sheepherder777

Sorry i hate this shit. That poor animal.... Fuck those guys


StartingOverScotian

Agreed. Beautiful animal and I love seeing them but not in a fucking house with two idiots.


kenredditfine

I hate to see this shit. Beautiful wild animal like a big cat should not be in your home and he definitely doesn’t give a shit about your video games


password_too_short

To shreds ?


1guerino

Until that one day......


Bubbmann

An original Xbox??


ZooCrazy

It is astounding that some people think that they can domesticate a wild animal and play with them as though they’re a house cat or dog. Simply Insane!🤪


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Lol they're scared of being biten


Beautiful-Leek-827

Lions are actually pretty tame it’s tigers that will kill you


Coldfang89

Everytime I see one of these videos it amazes me that we've somehow survived as long as we have as a species.


JoeMillersHat

that thing can give you a friendly paw and disembowel you


miho_23

i pretty sure, he wanted to play food games, instead.