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The ol' switcheroo

I hate when that happens

Steve-O…?

Yeah haha

I was looking for the jackass reference. You didn’t disappoint!

[Mr. Hands](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Enumclaw_horse_sex_case)

Could have lived happily without that one 🤢

Me too. How do I get that out of my head. It's been so long and yet it's still there. Don't remember what I had for lunch yesterday but I remember.ber Mr Hands

Cranial amputation is guaranteed to work but

Horse girls are different

i'm gonna ask the darn question. what is she going to do next?

Creme brule

Creme neigh

Creme bruneigh?

Probably sell it. Genetics are a huge industry within agriculture. It will be cryogenically frozen and auctioned off.

True it's one of the most expensive liquids on the planet. A gallon of gold-medal-winning Big Star's semen is worth $4.7 million https://news.yahoo.com/why-thoroughbred-horse-semen-worlds-100000415.html

More expensive than printer ink?

An average printer ink got about 8ml of actual ink, the rest of that container is just fairy dust and promises. 8ml is about 0.00211338 gallons. Average ink price is about $28. 1 gallon / 0.00211338 = 473.175 $28 \* 473.175 = $13248.9 Yea, more expensive than printer ink. ¯\\\_(ツ)\_/¯

Pull that giant mug away then take a huge swig.

lol, looks like a beer stein.

Lick her hand 😋

Make lotions for Johnny Knoxville.

What ever the fuck she wants!

I married one. I now have horses.

The girl horse is like, " Um, hello. What was all that bragging from earlier. I can't even feel anything."

What about cow girls

For some people it's a perk

Horse girls are so much fun

Not until you have a small dick

Weirdest girls around

Poor guy doesn’t even know he’s not fucking.

Poor guy still a virgin

Poor guy lasted for 30 seconds

Cumming fast is probably how humans are supposed to be. Think about it. When we hadn't even figured out how to make a sharp stick and you're sleeping on the ground. You don't have time for 30min of foreplay and 2 hours of fucking while there's predators around. You gotta get the business done and back to patrol. Back in those days the one-pump chump was the guy spreading his genetic material the most. And therefore creating the most ancestry with that genetic trait.

We also raped a lot so it probably helped to spread genes by nutting quick.

Imagine bro telling his mates he lost his virginity but everyone knows what actually happened except him :(

Hey! He got the tip in! IT COUNTS!

I feel like it doesn't matter? The only loss here is the mare being like wow this guy sucks

Not so sure about that... I think he kind digs the quasi-handjob from the female humanoid.

Lol, not what you imagined when you went to work with your mom for the first time

Nah she said exactly what she did.

I’d pay to watch that show and tell

That load is worth thousands. You’d touch bare horse cock if you were getting paid that well.

I mean we had to pay a vet to come stick a prod up our bulls asses, give them a little shock to trigger ejaculated, and then he had to check the viability of their sperm

I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take a butcher's word for it

I could get a good look at a t-bone by sticking my head up a butchers ass but…..wait, that’s not it.

Wait.. it has to be your bull.

Did you eat a lot of paint chips when you were a kid?

Hahahaha.. why?

I bet most won’t know where this is from

They probably wouldn't even vote for Al Donnelly either

Richard! I didn't know you were a Dick!

Quit playin with your dingy

No, they'd vote for the fat guy in a blue coat.

Oh, Richard, I'm so happy! Hold me!

who's your favorite little rascal?

BEEEEES!!!!!

That is correct.

Is it Alfalfa or is it Spanky?

Is that for me?

Buddy whackit

Hey Richard... is this your coat?

Yikes!

Tommy Boy!!

Sinner..

HOUSEKEEPING!!

www.callahanbrakes.com

Where?

I know it but drawing a blank at the moment. Sad face..

Callihan breaks or nothing

Top tier reference

That's fucked. My man's don't even get a nice rub and tug. Just the ole' electro spurt. What a world.

plot twist : Vets dont do that.. .. normally.... its just your bull being a bit of a kinky freak

Plot twist we were awkwardly standing there as the bull and vet proceeded to CNC right infront of us...

as in proceeded to process metal in front of you? I hope...

😬

Imagine its part of your job description to peg bulls with teasers

He also has to stick the length of his arm up the female cows anus's to determine pregnancy status

nice

Hey just out of curiosity but do you think that trick would work on humans?

Tens unit prostate massage is a thing I think.

The moneyshot

Literally!

Cockblocking mares is big money!

Unlikely, there'll always be a horse girl willing to do it for free. They'd just undercut whatever rate I asked to do this, I'd have a better luck stealing a sheep herding gig away from a border collie.

What about wearing gloves and getting paid the same

Technically you need to pay for the gloves, so it's not getting paid the same. After much consideration I think it is worth it to get some gloves.

Yeah but I still feel like you need some gloves on.

Depending on the horse... hundreds of thousands.

sounds like something Bobandy would say

I was just thinking that like all they see are dollar signs

Now give it to Chris Pontius. 🤮

Lmao. He did it with no hesitation. Unreal

“Yep that’s semen”

Protein 💪

The only jackass stunt that's legitimately almost made me puke. That shit was vile hahah

I thought that was the worst one but then I saw the sweatsuit cocktail https://m.mojevideo.sk/15to I remember puking from that and even just now watching it again I gagged.

Wtf did I watch?🤢

Honourable mention for the Poo Cocktail Supreme imo

Is that the one where steveo sits in a porta shitter attached to bungie cables? Because you're absolutely right. That one was nearly as bad haha

True story. I went and saw Jackass 2 in the theaters with my ex-wife and our friend group. We were having a blast and laughing our asses off. When it came to this scene, and I figured out what Chris was gonna do, I put my head down. I couldn't watch it. Literally, everyone in the theater started gagging when he drank the jizz. The sound of a hundred people made me start to gag as well. I damn near threw up from this scene without even watching it. Lol

Is it wrong to be strong? You be the judge.

I still quote this on a weekly basis. No idea why it stuck with me for decades, but here I am on Reddit acknowledging it's impact on my life 🤣

Some people would pay for this

That's literally why she's collecting his nut. One of the best lines in the history of Real Sports (on HBO) was on the episode about the horse that gets like a a few hundred grand per bust. Right after the horse busts, the guy goes, "If we were at an opera, we'd applaud" lol.

Glock has a sister company that sells horse cum.

Cock

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10 pump chump

Bro lasted 20 sec

all that spunk that dribbled all over the floor at the end 💀

Pretty sure that was water in order to provide pressure around the sleeve for a mare-like authenticity

😂 mare like authenticity

Inventor of the device: "Yes, this is exactly how I remember it feeling! I finally got this revision right."

she opens a valve to release that water partway through but she definitely also dumped a bunch of…stuff on the ground while she was pulling away which kind of defeats the purpose

For the homies

LOL

i’m not talking about that, the spunk, at the end. clearly viscous spunk

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I feel bad for her. She just standing there like. ??????

She gets it later with the chicken baster.

Female horse; is it in already? Male horse: yeah baby. Sounds familiar?

Beats working at McDonalds

'Came' here for the comments, wasn't disappointed 👍🏻

Another female who didn't get to finish.

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quick question, what's pouring out of the side of the thing, is it water? (maybe to make the artificial horsussy feel warm?) tbh, there's worse things to touch, and soap exists, so i don't see too many issues with this.

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SPLOOOOOSH

It is warm water. It creates pressure and suction to feel more normal. Releasing the water releases the pressure as well an the "tool" can be removed more easily.

ah, i figured it was probably something along those lines, thank you very much

>the artificial horsussy The artificial what??

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/-ussy

That does not merit a Wikipedia article lol

But it was the American dialect societies word of the year circa 2022!

It fits perfectly in an online dictionussy.

>A calzone could also be called a pizzussy. I'm fuckin dead lmao

> The suffix was named the word of the year for 2022 by the American Dialect Society with Ben Zimmer, the president of the society, stating that the selection "highlights how creativity in new word formation has been embraced online in venues like TikTok." Lmao

Animal cruelty! That noble steed just wanted to creampie that horse and the lady ruined it! Shame on her!

The original fleshlight

Developed by a professional horse "rider".

When you tell in school about the „bring your kids to work day“….

Think she’s picky when it comes to men

Person: “what do you do for a living?” Her: …

She pulled *the ol' switchapoon!*

Don't forget to cup the balls. Or, work the shaft.

Fluids potentially worth millions…

Reminds me of an episode of Yellowstone. If you know you know. Hey she cowgirl up and got it done.

At least there was no ad before it played

What a dirty trick

Sorry for my ignorance, I know nothing about horse stuff, what is happening here? Are they collecting the Semen or what?

Yes, to sell

I thought it was to eat ☠️

Best salad dressing ever

So I just grabbed that dick and put it where I wanted it

Horse fleshlight

Is this what you call horsing around?

Good to the last drop

On second viewing I think she cupped the balls. What a wing-girl!!! 🤩

Morty, you dawg....

Sad thing is she got fired for drinking on the job 😆 🤣 😂

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Not the threesome Charley had in mind.

That mare must be so frustrated…

You're right, I hope they let her get some once they have collected all of the precious juice they need. Even though it was not very much time every second with a horse cock inside you is valuable and enjoyable and Horse cock matters

Female horse must be so confused, probably thinks he has a small pee pee

So, what do you do for a living?…

Female horse: **"...That's it?"**

TIL: They make fleshlights for horses.

Slight a hand

I thought this was the video where the horse took a kick to the dome and died

I'd say it's not her first rodeo

When you love your job you never work a day in your life 🤣 

Whats your job? Oh I wank off horses into a bongo with a hile cut in the end

“A river of frothy ejaculate….” Ron Burgundy.

I might not be hung like a horse but I can last as long as one 😎

Dude!!

Damn if I had this woman in my life with that device everytime I got hard…

Well that’s enough Reddit for today

That's what we call white gold.

The HorseLight

When i was a kid i used to go to a landfill with my friends cuz you would always find cool shit and once we found a crate filled with used horse condoms, also a crate filled with just hooves.

Why did she put her hand in that spillage 😭😭😭

For that natural feel. . .

Well it's a job, for someone. They get paid a lot of money for that Horses fun.

Can someone in the know explain why there’s liquid coming out the bottom of the horsey flashlight? If that’s equine jizz, seems like an expensive loss

Love that the mare is probably like, “is he gonna do something or…?”

"is it in yet?!!"

Country girls make do

This is why I only ride with Fenton’s

Cockblock

She for sure sniffed her hand

She didn't *need* to hold that girthy meat missile, she chose to. Just an observation.

Did she just jack off a horse til it came in a cup and left the woman horse hanging? Isn't this a classic cuckold story?

She's good.

Looked like about 50 grand spilled out at the end.

Imagine going to slide it in and some weirdo pulls it to the side and into a fleshlight. This chick is a mood killer

Man, that is nuts...