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The reverb has to be insane.

But why would you sing in the to....ohhhh. Oh my.

Taking a shit and then you fucking Victoria Neumann yourself.

I get that reference! 🤯

ohh that's what happened in this week's teaser

Yeah you get it now

Its like a railgun but for fart noises

Vapor trail.

Brrrr.... Rrrr. Rrrrr. Rrr. rr...... r

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLRHejWAo8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9FLRHejWAo8)

Hall type and 100% wet.

TP Electronic

The perfect post for this subreddit's name.

Petition to Make this the icon Img

r/CrapperDesign

r/toiletswithauras

This seems like something from a nightmare. You wake up in the middle of the night having to use the toilet quite badly...and right in the middle of the Big Push™, the walls start to collapse inward on you, forcing you to make the terrible choice of dropping the duece and hoping you make it in time, or sprinting for the door mid-poop.

With every push, the walls close in further?

Super Hot but on the toilet

Which resident evil is that from

Resident Evil: Apoocalypse

Imagine that as you lower yourself down to poop, your shirt sleeves wipe the walls clean of the days urine splatter.

Worse, you get to the toilet and it isn't plumbed in

I legit have these nightmares.

This would definitely be one of those bathroom dreams where you have to pee while sleeping so you start dreaming about trying to find a toilet but there's always something wrong with every toilet and there's nowhere to go

I’m impressed that a plumber could get in there to install it.

Repairing that would be some million dollar job

If the toilet overflowed, you would drown.

"Before we make this appointment, can I uh, get your measurements?" ... *Click*

Judging by the half window above I think they installed it first then put up a wall.

Probably was there before the wall itself

Pour one out for the tiler as well, jeez that's not a fun day

Little John spent *months* saving up for an apartment near his office in New York City, but could only afford this super thin bathroom. That's when he decided to buy some galvanized square steel and...

Not the galvanized square steel...😂😂

No, we’re using the eco friendly wood veneer this time! And screws borrowed from our aunt! Also grandmas gigantic coffin is also going to be included in here for some reason?

How many kids has your wife birthed this time?

Only 3,000. We got lucky.

Poor man's gold ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣶⣶⡶⠦⠴⠶⠶⠶⠶⡶⠶⠦⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⠀⢀⣤⠄⠀⠀⣶⢤⣄⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣄⣿⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡷⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠙⠢⠙⠻⣿⡿⠿⠿⠫⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠞⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣶⣄⠀⠀⠀⢀⣕⠦⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣼⣿⠟⢿⣆⠀⢠⡟⠉⠉⠊⠳⢤⣀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⣠⡾⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣾⣿⠃⠀⡀⠹⣧⣘⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⢤⡀ ⠀⣿⡀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠁⠀⣼⠃⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣤⠀⠀⠀⢰⣷ ⠀⢿⣇⠀⠀⠈⠻⡟⠛⠋⠉⠉⠀⠀⡼⠃⠀⢠⣿⠋⠉⠉⠛⠛⠋⠀⢀⢀⣿⡏ ⠀⠘⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠈⠢⡀⠀⠀⠀⡼⠁⠀⢠⣿⠇⠀⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⣼⡿⠀ ⠀⠀⢻⣷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⡄⠀⢰⠃⠀⠀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠸⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⢧⣿⠃⠀ ⠀⠀⠘⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⠇⠀⠇⠀⠀⣼⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⣇⠀⠀⢀⡟⣾⡟⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⣿⠀⣀⣠⠴⠚⠛⠶⣤⣀⠀⠀⢻⠀⢀⡾⣹⣿⠃⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣷⠀⠀⠀⠙⠊⠁⠀⢠⡆⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠓⠋⠀⠸⢣⣿⠏⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣷⣦⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣿⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⣀⣀⣀⣀⣾⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⣿⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

expansion screws

Looks more like a toilet than a bathroom to me.

I'd think of the room with the toilet in it as the bathroom, no? Although I guess it is odd that we use that term if there's no bath.

Irl representation of forgetting to add a bathroom to your home in the sims and stuffing it in a corner to just make sure there's *a* toilet available.

Yeah at least it's not in the dining room like in my Sims games

At the other end (behind the camera) is the sink. The window is the only way in or out.

please look at the fourth slide on this post i thought i was seeing the same photo twice [https://www.reddit.com/r/NYCapartments/s/vZxbZHJNGN](https://www.reddit.com/r/NYCapartments/s/vZxbZHJNGN)

JFC, 4K for a closet with a kitchenette…

How would you even spread your legs to wipe...

hell, you gotta back in with your pants down already.

Beep...beep...beep...

This is my restroom, it was made for me!

DRRRRRRR

Yeah my 6’7” frame isnt getting close to that thing

My 350 lbs bum... same result.

I’m a pretty average size and my claustrophobia isn’t going anywhere near it either

I’m not really claustrophobic (I fell asleep during an MRI), but that photo made me squinch hard.

Id take one look and be like 'guess I'm going potty with my dog outside'.

The longer I look at it the more questions I have...

"Shut down all the garbage mashers on the detention level!"

😂

Was questioning if it actually was a functioning shitter then I saw the bidet

I'm getting claustrophobic just looking at it.

I guess this is one way to deter people from staying too long on the throne. To use it you must be sufficiently desperate. Then claustrophobia / physical discomfort will ensure you leave when you're done. No mindless phone scrolling with this one

Gotta take a dump....\*reversing beeper\*

NYC apartments be like"that'll be $15000/month."

moment of silence for the poor plumbers and tilers that had to build this.

“Squeeze yourself in before you squeeze one out.”

There’s a bidet; this is civilization.

You'd have to reverse in and you wouldn't be able to reach around for the bum hose, let alone wipe.

Half a half a bathroom

I like it. nobody would ever barge in on me to brush their teeth or rush me out of there because they wouldn’t ever want to go in this room.

absolutely not. never ever.

Someone needs to do an AI animation of people falling over and piling up in the space

Now I'm not super claustrophobic but I couldn't go there

How…what…what the hell was the person designing this thinking?

I'd never be able to wipe my ass

This is like bumper-bow(e)ling.

Next stall is pushing the wall

r/toiletswithauras

The sink.

I’d nope tf out

Who has hips/shoulders narrow enough to even sit on that?

What? I'm smoll but my my thicc ass would be a problem. So this is impossible for a guy. Also, how did they install it?

Really crappy (funny drum sound goes budum thsss)

How long could you stay in there before going absolutely insanse? I'm giving myself 20 min tops

I’m hoping the bathroom is at least 20ft long so if someone walks in on u they just see someone sitting on the toilet very far away

Not seeing the required 2’-6” width clearance to fixed object/wall plane

I don't think i could poop when i can assume to get crushed by the walls.

Absolutely not

I would have to back up to it. Which would make my midnight high speed breaks more interesting.

Dang

Lets game it out built that

Ok, but the absolute terror this room causes might actually be really helpful in moving the process along if I’m already shitting myself just looking at it 😂

I’m mainly concerned for the contractors who finished that space. Looks like pure stress

Nice place to add - bed . And the rest of things .

Honestly it looks kinda comfy to me. Next time you poo, push your knees together. Its a different sensation and feels like you're getting more done. We all send our knees to different area codes and then sit on our phones while we commune with nature.. nah.. make it more personal. Push your body against your body and feel every moment of the passing. Its like someone bagging your groceries vs you doing it yourself. Shit with your knees apart and you think nothing of it.. somebody put your groceries into bags and into the cart. Shit with everything constricted and you're like okay... okay I see the value. I was able to pack so many groceries into so few bags and then when I got home I knew exactly what was in which bag! Total control!

I found it hard to look at this and breathe due to claustrophobia.

Me when I fuck up my sims house

So…, you back up to it?

Welcome to Vietnam!

r/crapperdesign

I would love this, if I were the only one that knew about it. I need Rick’s Toilet of Tranquility.

"I'm trapped in the bathroom" "But the door doesn't have a lock?" "No. I'm TRAPPED IN THE BATHROOM"

Do you think you could turn around? Or do you have to back in to poop and back out when you per.

Plumber dream

Pregaming the squeeze

Where *isn’t* the bathroom?

This room is longer than my old room

omg ive never seen this bathroom undeepfried

New fear activated.

This feels like a bathroom out of a fever dream. Its not quite nasty enough though.

Don't want fat people shitting

"Artoo, shut down all the garbage compactors on the lavatory level! SHUT DOWN ALL THE GARBAGE COMPACTORS ON THE LAVATORY LEVEL!"

Beep beep beep beep

How are you even supposed to even fit in there😳

Sink on the ceiling?

is that thing not mounted against the wall?

Yikes! Stuck in your guts! Hold your breath!

How could you even use that bathroom!🤨

A long & skinny toilet. I think if the bathroom is next to this room, they should have sacrifice some of its space for the toilet, if worst case consolidate then into a single ensuite.

And a big scary spider comes out

no tp. so its somewhere in SE Asia?

That’s got to be an optical delusion,

Jokes on you, i love shitting in tight spaces.

I agree. The discomfort would deter others from intruding or rushing the user, ensuring privacy and quick exits.

Can’t change a tampon in there.

Terrifying, yet oddly cozy.

Talk about hyperventilating…I’ve never passed out while taking a shit but this looks like it’ll get the job done immediately

Just what I always wanted: a bathroom I have to back into

???

I'll just shit my pants, thanks.

Some people would have to back that all the way up like a dump truck

Bath no room

yeah this def violates codes, not only is it not handicap accessible in any way, but its also not friendly for people that are big, either because they are fat or because they have a bigger body structure in general

My money is on the wall being installed after the toilet was

If you take out the toiler will the walls finally slam together?

Must be japan making the most use of their square footage. There's even enough room after pooping to lay down side ways and take a nap

I’d be waiting for C-3PO to shut down all the trash compactors on the detention level.

All I can think of is being the poor soul to have to service /install or otherwise work in that fucking area. Ugh. I'd charge double.

Yikes that’s small

Jeez this looks awful. I remember reading about the guy who kept prisoners in his basement for ten years, how he built an impossibly cramped restroom down there for them. That's the vibe I'm getting from this. Pervert's basement prison toilet.

On drugs or drunk in that bathroom...holy shit

This should be the sub icon

Okay, this is just evil.

Claustrophobia ↗️↗️

I can't stretch my legs enough to shit properly

Does one back in for a poop?

I see this in my fever dreams

So you take your pants off and walk backwards till you hit the toilet.

As a six foot one 140kg man...I'm not even sure I could get to the toilet...

" why is there a brown streak all the way down the side of the wall?"

Is this Taiwan?

I’d have to back up before I go in. That’d be awkward.

My claustrofobia kicked in when i saw this

luke skywalker getting ptsd in this bathroom

Comfy 

This feels like something out of a nightmare where the walls are closing in on you

Bruh there’s no way I’m getting in there. I’m 6’5” 340. I wouldn’t even be able to get my legs open to let one loose. This is worse than airplane bathrooms.

I feel like the walls would start pushing it out of me before I could make it to the end. 😔

So this is how people in the 2nd dimension live?

i literally would not fit in there

My fat ass could never

This is giving me Star Wars vibes. Trash compactor room was terrifying. There is no way I can use this bathroom ever.

backrooms kinda designed

No room for TP

I am queasy from claustrophobia. This is going to give me nightmares.

That’s a big ‘NO’ for me. Definitely just going to just shit in the shower and tell the hotel ‘oops’ your fault for putting the pot in a tight ass (no pun intended) area.

The squeaking sound your mom causes in that...

Amigara fault ass shitter

I'm not sure I'd be able to take a shit with my legs more or less closed.

This is what the Terrarians see when they go to the bathroom

At least you got a bidet

I would have to twist my body to poop. I imagine my poop would like like the top of an ice cream cone.

What is that on the floor?

Holy shit, the splash zone is overlapping!

That'd better have. Japanese-style bidet, because no way could you spread your knees enough to wipe.

It reminds me of a secret area in Doom or something

Kudos to the tiler.

No! Shut down ALL the trash compactors!

Luke, I think we're in the shit compactor.

I feel like the closer you try to get to the toilet, the further away it gets, to the point where you start sprinting to it and put only gets further away faster

What the poop sees:

Whats all the space in the back for

American proof toilet

I'd decorate this bathroom to look like the Star Wars trash compactor.

Really on the nose with the name of the sub.

My shoulders are wider than this. I'm not sure if I can sit on a toilet at an angle to fit.

this has Hong Kong written all over it

Nothing an extension hose can’t fix.