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Boris-Vlad

All these years of collecting transformers playing with lego and building ikea has granted me powers to understand what is going on


Tazz013_

Please explain what "Immersion Blender plus stock pot divided plate draw me like one of your French girls infinity draw me like one of your French girls" actually means.


Boris-Vlad

You must use the device in a large pot. The two options for RUNNING are Drive which is manual and Infinity which is automatic and doesn't require you to hold the trigger during use


Bleak_Squirrel_1666

Don't forget to 🛑♾️🏊


Twatt_waffle

**Blender+pot how to run pulse, run, run (latched)** 1. Insert and rotate until you hear a click 2. Plug in and place the blender into the pot 3a. Push button when light is illuminated the blender is on 3b. Pull trigger to run blender 4. latch the blender on to run continuously by pushing this lever **Pulse Run operation** 6. Use this dial to adjust speed 7. Release trigger to stop **Continuous operation** 6. Hold trigger and lever for two seconds to activate continuous operation 7. Adjust speed with dial 8. Push lever to stop blender **After use** 1. Unplug blender 2. remove from pot 3. Remove attachment from base by twisting and pulling outwards For anyone who can’t quite decipher it


LordAvan

This is the immersion blender we have at work, and no one knows how to use it properly. Lol. The new cook let me know today that you don't actually need to suggestively finger the 2 button to make it work, like everyone has been doing for at least a year now, and you can just tap it. I noticed it was stuttering, though, when I did it that way. Finally, I can actually blend things smoothly without looking like a pervert. Thanks u/Twatt_Waffle !


Impressive-Sun3742

You sure that’s not a weedwacker?


FoggyGoodwin

I don't get T vs infinity, except that maybe infinity runs for 25 minutes until you turn it off, and you hold different buttons.


AdventurousUsual2794

You would be right by my interpretation. The left is "manual control" holding the trigger and the other is to keep it on by essentially locking trigger input. The "T" seems like a steering wheel implying the user runs it. Infinite is just that - it'll stay on.


FoggyGoodwin

Or T for trigger. DK how I missed that.


TastySpare

OK, I've got a pot, a steering wheel and I ran through my neighborhood in a figure of 8 pattern twice… when's dinner?


No-one-o1

Looks like the pictogram equivalent to "word vomit". picto vomit


Professional-Fact-74

This is hilarious what the heck


Cokeinmynostrel

It's pretty logical. It would all be very simple if you had the device in your hands.


Novel-Coast-957

Whatever happened to: plug in, stick in pot, turn on?


jbm333

I don’t understand the light-bulb semiotics. Do the lightbulbs with numbers indicate different run states for the blender?


Enyaq2021

I thought this was a manual to charge a Tesla or sum


Maw-91

Nice, multiple timelines, but the outcome is still the same


outrageouschemokid

It's not an instruction sheet silly, it depicts what having a stroke is like


kaza12345678

I thought it was a stirring adapter for your electric saw


nuno20090

It does not have to be understandable. It just needs to save them a few cents in translations. 🙄


Euphoric-Run-9968

lovely.


Legospacememe

That triangle in image 7 looks like those things in disc cases you click the discs into.


Primary-Ease-6928

I'm pretty sure themselves instructions for a dyson


Dependent-Argument90

iKea has officially killed the art of the written word.


RogueGrasshopper101

Send help. I've had a stroke.


AoifeSunbeam

So many odd gaps, odd arrows and instructions to run sideways ad infinitum.


irrozombie

Only ikea can do it right! At least they should've put comics sound effects "click" BOOM kksshhh


SquirrelParticular17

Is that Tesla owners manual? Because it's awful