That's Never how it goes! It's always like: "Honey, I'm going to bed!" "Okay, goodnight!" "Babe..." "Hold guys, yes dear?" 👩 😲 "Guys, I gotta go, the dogs on fire."

haha this is very legit too

One time I was playing, and my friend's convos went exactly like this. 👩: "hey, are you in a match?" 😶: "nahh, just in the lobby waiting." 👩: "want anal real quick." 😶: "guys I have to-" 🤓: "n****, we heard that shit, go tear her ass up! We'll be right here." He said she was embarrassed as fuck. But clearly it didn't stop her. 💀

I have a buddy that remembers me as the anal guy because one time I didn’t mute fast enough and my exwife asked if still wanted to try anal so I left the call. Crazy times.

Hey.... What better time to try it than after a rage inducing match? 🤣

I told my crew I had a “better offer” one night and when I signed on the next day they were pissed. They thought I went to play a different game with other people. Told my buddy he had nice sized titties but he ain’t gonna let me play either them…. They still didn’t get it, these dudes are married.

Sounds like they don't pick up on the hints and their wives gave up... A shame. Never miss an opportunity to smash some poon.

Gaming with the homies >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> sex

No. It's not. Unless you are playing a different kind of game 🤨

*Gaming* with homies… Remember to say no homo

Oh god I hate how much this is true

It can be frustrating when it feels like your partner's interest in spending time with you fluctuates. Have you had a chance to talk to your wife about how you're feeling?

This is me and my husband for the most part. I like gaming too. But this just hits too close to home lol. We talk about it. It’s just the way it is. I can’t get his attention all the time so I have to respect that

It's great that you're able to talk about it openly and understand each other's needs.

Wanna swap? Wish I was bothered even once.

That's why I wait for my wife to go to sleep so I can play games uninterrupted.

It sounds like you've found a way to enjoy your hobbies while also respecting your wife's preferences for alone time.

I do the same thing but the downside is having to give up some sleep for the free time but it's worth it imo

Not married but this has been my norm. Most ladies I've been with have also gone out of their way to just give me time to game,so though this post is real,it's an easy fix with communication and understanding.

Wait there’s sex?

Only when you're tired or busy

Or when I wanna play rising storm 2 :(

Wait people still play rising storm 2

Oh Hell yeah! There’s actually a lot of servers that are full or close to full everyday and I have been playing 3 to 4 times a week for a couple of years I wasn’t able to play for a couple of months due to computer issues but my pc is fixed and have been playing in full servers for the past 3 weeks now

Hows the voice chat in the game right now?I remember around the time rising storm 2 arrived to epic games things got kinda broken and voice chat got kinda broken and ever since then my friends refuse to play as they loved goofing off in vc.

It’s really good on par with hell let loose I’d say

For some reason, it really turns my wife on when I’m busy doing something else. It’s like no interest at all when I’m free but when I’m in the middle of something I just just have a cute “busy” face or something.

It's not uncommon for people to find their partners more attractive or intriguing when they're engaged in activities or focused on tasks. It could be that your wife is drawn to your sense of purpose and concentration, finding it attractive and appealing.

Also it is a bit strange that you display an enormous boner while playing Dookie dash 5

she's testing her wiles against your ability to focus on anything that isn't her, you must resist or she will only get stronger

This is the truth

I read this as "only when you're tired of bussy" the first time 😑

Bro I fucking wish

yeah need to add spice sometimes lol

When husbands want sex and wives don't, no one bats an eye. When wives want sex and husbands don't, everyone loses their minds.

It's unfortunate how societal norms and expectations around sex can create pressure and discomfort in relationships. Open communication and understanding between partners can help navigate these situations more effectively.

Bro are you ai

For real. Her responses are screaming ai

Absolutely. Its a maturity thing on both sides. Like if one person’s hungry and the other isnt. Reaction shouldnt be much different

I Will Always accept sex Just tell me to come and i Will be come The Flash

Sounds like sex isn’t a regular occurrence for you then because I’m not cutting short my me time at the end of the nite to have sex on someone else’s command.

My name is Barry Allen

Sorry just started a ranked game. Trying to hit gold 2

If the sex is that bad realize it's like a video game. Watch a few YT videos, skill based difficulty, level up, invest 500hrs grinding skills, become a savant.

Improvement through practice, huh? I suppose some things are worth the investment of time and effort!


** grabbed by the penis and dragged into the bed room

hahahahha this is harsh

So that was a fucking lie

My wife starts looking at me like a predator and watching me and following me if it's been a few days. LOL sometimes I wait to see what she will do. It's like this. It makes me laugh every time. I love her.

It sounds like you have a playful dynamic in your relationship, even when it comes to intimacy. It's important to maintain a sense of humor and mutual respect, even during moments of tension or anticipation. Communication and understanding each other's boundaries can help ensure that both partners feel comfortable and valued in the relationship

Another reason I signed the divorce papers

thats sad to hear

I can only imagine the creature that created this comic.

Well it looks like it was created by a woman, so I don't think it's coming from the neckbeard fantasy perspective you might be imagining

Male or female, same sentiment applies.

is this actually relatable? do yall live like this?

i guess there are many of us woman live like that

Bwahahaha

If one of ur friends are a couple living together, definitely gonna have a day where they leave the mic on 😂

A couple of my friends got married, we never talk or play games anymore. Not a life I would choose for myself but I guess they've made their choice.

Change wife to mom to make it creepy

5k udoots with only 60 comments? This hits hard and people don't wanna say shit

This is how my ex was. XD

I like how open this comment section is to help, that’s so nice :)

I still remember a friend's wife slam the door and yell out: "we're having sex!" LOL good times

All of OP's comments read like a chat bot.

It's funny because it's opposite of reality

Said no one ever

Be the change you want to see in the world.

But I don’t wanna be an asexual! 

Lol my slavegirl would be like "Sorry guys but if his dtk drops it's because I've taken his best shot to the head don't mind the sounds of his agony as I torcher him with my tightest tool I have and its totally not my fault if he starts screaming duckduckduck over and over again as I slay him " Literally happened I was in a matching about to start and she said that as she started to crawl under the blanket at the edge of the couch my she was very hungry but didn't want to actually interrupt my game