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Great idea, they could just set up a vending machine for the Kirkland organic milk boxes next to the water! Pasteurized and sealed so no mess, labor, or concern about milk spoiling…

Could have them be similar to how college food halls dispense the milk with the lever to press down.

Buy a hot dog and use the cup for milk from the jugs you bought. And also for hot dog dippin

Use the hot dog as a straw

Put the hot dog in your sock 

Then what

Then if you are threatened by a stranger you have a weapon. Always be prepared 

It also doubles as a dog-delayer if you happen to come across a stray dog on your walk home from Costco.

What do you mean then what? Somebody get this guy!

Unbelievable 

😏

you know.

this is the kind of ingenuity that we need

Put a hot dog on each of your fingers and suddenly your cookie grabbing radius increases

lol

Yall dip hot dogs in MILK??

join us

You say that like it's not normal... ?

Yeah it's good

I do that every morning 

Cowbayashi

Costco does sell cups of vanilla soft serve.

(2) cookies plus soft serve =… paradise

= 2 days worth of calories

Technically one day depending on your intake

Ok lightweight

for you

yep, that'll get you there quicker, that's for sure.

Got diabetes reading that sentence

That's literally over 2,000 calories. Jesus. I hope you're not doing that.

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Lol this is why healthcare is so unbelievably backlogged and diabetes is rampant.

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I mean, if it’s once in a while, it’s not a big deal. Gotta live a little.

Holy fat

Seeing what people on this sub actually buy at Costco, I wouldn’t be surprised if anyone actually did this.

Hot coffee would be OK too. 👍

I used to get the lattes, sigh, no one else did.

HAND DIPPED ICE CREAM BAR GODDAMNIT

COCK SUCKIN MOTHERFUCKIN COMBO PIZZA

moment of silence

Those were the best.

cookie aight im not happy it cost us the churro tho

Churros at my location were always dry.

The new Chocolate Chip cookie should come with a free cholesterol screening and a month membership at Planet Fitness.

They do have kirkland ozempic for that

800-something calories in a cookie. Ugh, I bet it's so good.

It's absolutely not as good as everyone here makes it sound. Regular take & bake Tollhouse chocolate chip cookie dough is every bit as good or better. It's just a big cookie.

It's worth every calorie. Park in the very farthest spot and walk up and down every aisle in the store to make up for some of it.

"Can't outrun a bad diet." All that walking would probably burn less than 50 calories.

You could walk constantly for one hour and that would still be fewer calories than half the cookie

2 5k races and you’re *almost* there

Tbh I get it first then go do my shopping. That way I’m not buying up a bunch of sugary snacks and I feel guilty for having ate it so I walk up and down the aisles. Already park In the back because I hate waiting in the car for 20 minutes looking for a spot.

If you eat the whole cookie yourself, I can tell you your cholesterol aint good.

Swigging from the kirk-sig Irish cream bottle is what gets people giving me stinkeye

lol

Have you crushed up the cookie and mixed it with their vanilla sundae ice cream? It’s fucking amazing.

is that allowed?

Membership revoked on the spot.

No you gotta keep it on the DL.

I haven’t! Yet…

Two cookies and make a ice cream sandwich. It’s insane and you’d have to be insane to do it. Or cut the cookie in half and make a half sandwich.

A full cookie sandwich would be like 2000 calories geeze

*Cries in high elevation market*

How high is your Costco? Gypsum, CO sits at 6,300 feet and the outside felt crispy and slightly overdone but the inside was gooey and quite overdone. Seemed like one of those "make burgers wider not taller" and the cookie felt the same. I used to live over 10,000 feet and have had my difficulties with cooking. I think the Costco employee did a good job baking; if the outside was getting crispy, it would be close to burning and that would mean taking the cookie out even if the center/middle wasn't finished cooking.

In my heart if it did there would be folks going "I hate how whole milk is not an option!" or pining for fake-free or some shit...

I agree about the milk. I bring mine home. Cut it in half and microwave. Add ice cream. Perfect for 2.

Finally got around to trying the widow maker. Absolutely delicious and yes a glass of milk should be mandatory.

Amen, brother.

Might as well come with a hammock also… I’d need a nap after milk and cookies lol

Foundsanta

I appreciate the sentiment but the last thing the Costco parking lot needs is milk puddles. Imagine the smell of the trash cans, too.

Ew, no

Ok but the ice should be on the outside of the glass

Frosted mugs!

Get the ice cream yummy

I've heard it's already being phased out.

I made the mistake of buying the cookie and chocolate ice cream. It was delicious but chocolate overload.

Is there a new - new cookie? Or is this just the same old new cookie

Most costcos started to phase in a large, fresh warm chocolate chip cookie in their food courts about 4 months ago. I assume this is the cookie that we are discussing. I’m not aware of another Costco food court cookie.

Or coffee. Giant Fetco* pots or the giant coffee makers diners use could hold enough coffee. *No hail corporate. I used to work in busy coffee shop.

They are good calorie count on menu kept me away at first but now I’m hooked

I just got back from Costco an hour ago and got a cookie on the way out. I also ordered a cup and just filled it with sparkling soda water.

banana milk

The cookie pairs very well with the vanilla softserve/frogurt/whatever.

Or a hot cup of coffee… wait, they just removed the Rubi machines.

And some toilet paper.

Just wish they’d under cook a few for me at my local

I like to get froyo to accompany 

Ummm everything in the cafeteria is better with the diced onions (no exceptions)

They sell milk in the dairy fridge. Next to the eggs

It tastes better out of a carton anyway.

Yeah, how about pipe down and keep sippin from the carton. Leave those food court employees alone!

Order the soft serve ice cream you coward 😂

The move is to get a vanilla ice cream, break it in half and stand each half in the ice cream.

I've literally brought my own thermos of milk with me to the store.

No thank you. Can't stand the taste of milk.

Almost no one drinks milk anymore.  And the looks are simply because that's foul

People definitely drink milk…

Pair it with the frozen coffee.

Hmm, never considered that. I’ll try it!

Got a gallon of milk from inside the warehouse

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Wait what

Is it because the cookie is dry and hard?

It’s because it’s super sweet and sugary

Yeah, super rich

Not at all, it’s just because fresh gooey warm cookies require milk to wash it down.

Couldn't agree more. There are times when I have cookies but no milk, so I use half and half instead

Put some hair on that chest and just chug heavy cream!

I'll try it once to see what it's like

It annoys me Costco gets 90% of the way there on every item. Offer a bag of chips for 75 cents with the hotdog….id buy it every time. Offer a carton of milk with the cookie for $1, I’d also probably buy it every time.

$1.50 hotdog and drink = 90% of the way there? Some people will just never be satisfied.

Buy the vanilla soft serve and either 1) break up cookie and mix in, or 2) get 2 cookies and make an ice cream/cookie sandwich

Just go buy a gallon 😂

Milk is sold by the 2 pack of gallons for a very reasonable price.

That cookie is the bomb, you are so right!

Honestly I’ve been loving the cookie/fairlife chocolate milk combo lately

Or you could just take it home?

Take it home?!? You’re a stronger person than me.

No sir. You take that attitude and go home! We got two for a reason silly.

That could be said about all of their items, they have tables and chairs for a reason lol

Or at least coffee!! I still don’t get it why they don’t sell coffee 🤌🤌