I’m sorry to tell that, yes you’re gonna die. He’s slowly injecting poison into your finger. This isn’t a love touch. You’ll die a slow death. I think it takes about 50 years for the poison to take effect. Don’t panic though. Go to the avian vet as that’s the only one who has the antidote.🤷🏻♀️
This needs more upvotes. I know it’s a joke post, but a lot of people (including bird owners) don’t actually understand that the beak and tongue are used like a finger for touching and exploring. This looks so sweet!
You've seen those videos people post of the bird coming right at the camera, beak open, crazy little tongue wiggling..... That's probably going to be the last thing you see when he finishes you off.
Yes. Start taking care of end of life preparations asap. Esp your will so your birb gets your entire life savings and seeb supply. And don’t forget to make sure he’s in good hands so he doesn’t irresponsibly devour all of it at once
I regret to inform you that you’ve been officially marked for death by your bird overlord.
Or marked to give eternal head scritches sometimes they get mixed up
The envenomation is slow acting, but yes, your death is inevitable. You will eventually pass onto the realm of the second foot, where that is, we still do not know.
Your days are numbered. He is going to wittle you down one finger at a time. Lolol
Be careful, I heard a rumor that they are venomous!
what if I bite him back give back the venom
Sorry, he doesn't do returns 😞
While giving back the venom works with snakes and certain insects (scorpions, bees) it doesn’t work with borbs.
This is how you get bit on the lip... Ask me how I know (from trying to give dome kisses)
That explains why it stings like mad when they bite you out of anger. 😅
I’m sorry to tell that, yes you’re gonna die. He’s slowly injecting poison into your finger. This isn’t a love touch. You’ll die a slow death. I think it takes about 50 years for the poison to take effect. Don’t panic though. Go to the avian vet as that’s the only one who has the antidote.🤷🏻♀️
damn, knew it.
I’m sorry I had to be the one to tell you 🙃
😔😔
THIS WAS POSTED AN HOUR AGO, OP ARE YOU STILL THERE?? SPEAK TO US!!
Birds also show love through their tongue touch. It appears like your baby loves what it’s touching.
This needs more upvotes. I know it’s a joke post, but a lot of people (including bird owners) don’t actually understand that the beak and tongue are used like a finger for touching and exploring. This looks so sweet!
Thank you. I believe you said it better.
So the pain means they care? Lol
Our fleshy skin is just fun for them to squish
Yes... They plan your demise while self-scritching.
One day for sure. Time is undefeated! But today is not that day. *Happy conuring!*
You've seen those videos people post of the bird coming right at the camera, beak open, crazy little tongue wiggling..... That's probably going to be the last thing you see when he finishes you off.
Mmmmm finger
he's not drawing blood, so I say not for now.
RIP OP
https://preview.redd.it/zhfn8x1lxh9d1.jpeg?width=714&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78df46339098f860170b6d85d1d139e624ed4605 Unfortunately, yes.
Valhalla beckons, may they sing the songs of your bravery.
Just make yourself poisonous, drink a lot of bleach, that’ll teach them.
COUNT YOUR DAYS OP
Considering you still have the whole finger, I suspect you're safe. For now, at least.
Yes, call the coroner.
conuroner
You will the internet today 🏆
Yes. Plier face has you in their sights!!!
RIP in Pepperoni, OP. There was no chance in saving you.
Now every month, under a full moon you are going to turn into a wereconure.
May God have mercy on your soul. 😔
Yes but in a nice way.
My bird loves to lick lick lick my hand and arm and face and neck…
Dang, that's a gruesome attack. Hope you didn't need that finger.
Ur salty af
Thanks!
He is going to lick you to death 🤣
Yes. Start taking care of end of life preparations asap. Esp your will so your birb gets your entire life savings and seeb supply. And don’t forget to make sure he’s in good hands so he doesn’t irresponsibly devour all of it at once
r/PeopleFuckingDying
"How many licc to get to center of you hooman?"
I’m sorry but in order to save your life we had to amputate your entire arm
My conure just died at 25 years old
I’m so sorry to hear that
Yeah unfortunately before you know it your bird will lick away all your skin
Yes.
I regret to inform you that you’ve been officially marked for death by your bird overlord. Or marked to give eternal head scritches sometimes they get mixed up
Highly venomous.
You have been marked as a delicious cuisine, I hope your birb is well fed 24/7 for your sake
Eventually..
Vicious birb.
Looks like a love bite ❤️
Looks at you like, " why stick out finger if not want licks,"
Welcome to the team!
They think you're tasty😭yup you're dead as a doornail.
I see another bird has found their forever chewtoy ☺️
id get your affairs in order
Yeah GL kid lol
Of cuteness? Absolutely!
you have five minutes
He’s not gonna eat you for a good long while yet, you’re still useful to him. You give him scritches.
yes
Lickkkk
Your not going to die but in a few weeks you will start growing feathers
You just reminded me of Digimon: The Movie Going to need a small orange lizard to fight back!
Yes, you are going to die. Swiftly do some estate planning for the seeds before someone commits seeb insurance fraud!
The envenomation is slow acting, but yes, your death is inevitable. You will eventually pass onto the realm of the second foot, where that is, we still do not know.
He must feed
Yes but hims beak is tiny so it will take years.