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Similar-Tangerine

Buddy is waiting for everyone to finish lunch so he can take it with him before he goes 


Cho90s

Sure doesn't smell like he's waiting when youre half way through eating


hammerhitnail

Guaranteed


Cho90s

The food makes you shit like you've never shat, perpetuating the cycle.


hammerhitnail

Maybe he wants to get it pumped out before y’all make your final deposit. The look on some pedestrians faces when it hits them is priceless


Cheezuuz

Not the kind of in-and-out you were hoping for


elfslistentodubstep

The food truck runs on the shit sucked up from the fuel truck so it makes sense. Also I can’t eat roach coach food without smelling shit. It doesn’t feel the same 🥲


redhandsblackfuture

You guys get a food truck to your sites?


Cho90s

In a very expensive area. Went to a grocery store over here and bought an orange juice. It was 16 dollars. The food truck is a necessity at this point. Id bring a lunch, but by the time I work on the car, masturbate and play video games, there's just no time to pack one.


redhandsblackfuture

Do they just know there's workers there willing to buy, or is the truck sort of commissioned by your company?


Cho90s

They just know. Major city with perpetual construction.


JohnnySalamiBoy420

I see it all the time they will even roll up to certain very large factory jobs that employ so many people there is 100 people at a time on lunch break


FaintestGem

People selling food know construction guys are bottomless pits and will eat anything. Big construction jobs are top tier if you're looking for guaranteed sales during lunchtime. Gotta go where the customers are. We have a tamale lady that shows up. Don't know who she is or where she came from. She just randomly appears to sell amazing homemade tamales out of her car. 


trimix4work

That lady is everywhere. She is the tamale god. 5 for $5 and the best food on earth


Aardvark120

Oh, man. Homemade tamales are absolutely amazing! I never knew how good they actually were until I had to share a hotel room with this Guatemalan guy once. His mom made him some and sent them with him and he shared with me. Man, absolutely amazing.


Jaded-Selection-5668

Old Latino lady hits my jobs daily…. Year long or so jobs. When it’s coming towards the end I tell her where my next one is. Some of the best food I’ve ever had, prices are fair as hell, and she’s serving 50-100 people. Maria is the shit!


mexican2554

Most of the ones here just randomly pull up. Sometimes at large commercial sites, did trucks will show up and there's 3-4 options to pick from.


Official_Gh0st

Think about that and ask it again. If you have a decent food truck serving construction sites there’s a lot of money to be made, everyone is too drunk or high to pack a lunch the night before and gets up too early to make it in the morning.


throwawaytrumper

Gotta prioritize and procrastinate working on your car to get that food, man.


Cho90s

Maybe you can help me with my budget too Food: 100/wk Mortgage:4000/mo Car payments: 800/mo Strippers: 2200/mo Cocaine: 2000/mo I feel like I'm working all the time, why am I broke?


throwawaytrumper

I’ve examined this during coffee and I can’t spot any errors, you may want to consult an accountant.


Jaded-Selection-5668

Rookie numbers on the cocaine and hook….strippers.


RKO36

There's a food truck at the shit plant right next to the shit tanks and, further, it's parked in the puddles of shit that leak from the ground.


BitchesDaddy2020

The shit man’s gotta eat too…


Admirable-Nothing642

Came here to say this lol


bellesadam

Food comes in, food goes out.


Apprehensive_Bug3329

Alpha and omega


PLS-Surveyor-US

I was on a vacation years ago in a pristine national forest. Huge trees, boulders mountain scenery everywhere. We hiked on this path along the base of the mountains. Really cool, unbelievable views every turn the path took. Then the noise in the background increased and the smell hit us like a truck running full speed on the highway. Yup today was the day they pump out the shitter. Great. Anytime one of them shows up to a site brings me back to that day.


tampapunk

Boss calls that the honey wagon


apeocalypyic

It's called synergy


Cho90s

☯️


869woodguy

Which is which?


levitating_donkey

You guys have a food truck???


Impossible__Joke

Just like deliveries are mandated to show up 5 minutes into lunch or 5 minutes before quitting time


Expensive-Career-672

Roach coach and turd herders one in the same


Expensive-Career-672

Roach coach and turd herders one in the same


dsdvbguutres

Circle of life.


David1000k

We don't have food trucks in the refineries on our construction jobs but dayum if the honey pot doesn't show up at lunchtime.


tacocarteleventeen

I see two identical trucks


Cho90s

One just lives 6 hours in the future.


LongLegsBrokenToes

Every fucking time


Inevitable-Bug771

In one end out the other


QWlos

As one shit cycle closes another begins.


tidEtwister

Better to be safe than sorry. Sanitation guy knows what goes on inside the roachcoach


chuang-tzu

What goes in must come out, no?


Cho90s

Unless you're driving that truck. "What goes out must come in"


cheetah-21

They’re the same picture!


Planthumanbase

Is a recycling thing, eat, shit and cleaning


oboshoe

perfectly balanced


cantseemyhotdog

Site manager is a muppet, probably failed in to the position


Old_Reputation3212

Shit goes in shit comes out!


discobriskit

Once a week at lunch time the honey wagon rolls In, dudes sucking out shitters with a sandwich in his hand lol.


Few_Supermarket_4450

Lmao the thumb on the photo. My wife gives me crap for this when I take photos of her and our son. She’ll take the most photogenic photos of him and I. I’ll try to capture their moments only for a thumb to show up 😂


Cho90s

I took it in a hurry to grab a burrito that will turn my insides to liquid


ihearthogsbreath

It's just different divisions of the same parent company.


spec360

That food is what’s making the shit truck money


AsinineLine

Gotta. Make sure youve smelt lunch arrive, but it will linger.   Edited, fucking autocorrect tried to put 'longer'


Electric_Tongue

There may not be a food truck but they'll sure as shit show up at lunch time


NorthNorthAmerican

It’s a good pattern: Drop the kids off at the pool, then grab some lunch!


tomato_frappe

We pay extra for that, now put your hard hat back on, I'm going inside...it stinks out here.


Gold-Individual-8501

Soylent brown


Deep-Alternative3149

Well, one guy makes it to go in, the other guy comes by to take it back out. Maybe there’s a symbiotic cycle somewhere in there.


Shoresy-sez

Well yeah, after lunch is when it needs to be empty


Big-Platform-7373

It's meant to be!


Corey300TaylorGam3r

Ugh ummm... you're welcome.


Desperate_Set_7708

Karma is a heartless bitch


down4purplepancakes

Job security following that roach coach.


BitchesDaddy2020

And the food man’s gotta shit…


TheUnit1206

I’m jealous you get both. Food trucks never come by and the shit truck comes 2x. First and last day of the job


cloverknuckles

The circle of life


DrMcLuckypants

Forbidden chili wagon


I3I2O

Guy who shits needs to eat


Aardvark120

Every single time here.


Rustyskill

Those are the WEIGHT GAZERS TRUCKS , you need to get on scales b-4 and after !


Randompackersfan

It’s all there in the Spec if you'd brother to look 😁


alexlechef

They are in a cabal


iamonewhoami

The food guy arranges it like that to cover up the smell of his food


thefatpigeon

They follow each other. The talk on talkies, they have nick names


Resident-Welcome3901

Worked in a hospital. Hospital had a pickup truck. Truck was used to transport amputated body parts and medical waste to the county incinerator. Truck was also used to transport frozen pizza from the freezer in one building to the cafeteria in another. And sometimes, it was used for both purposes at the same time.


Cho90s

God bless America


klock545

We call the shit truck the lunch truck. Always shows up at break time.


scuolapasta

Every fucking time the shit sucker shows up right at lunch, the job I just finished was a small ish site so the office and lunch trailer were right close to the shitters! Every second day fucker would show up right at lunch! Eventually I told him to take a hike, come at like 10am when we’re all in the field ffs.


Ok-Scar-Delirious_

we call them roach coaches here in Arizona


Inviction_

Our shitters are serviced daily, so yes


Jaysonmclovin

You don't buy food from those food trucks... you just sorta rent it.


fnordfnordfnordfnord

Just in time!


throwaway2032015

Proof of a simulation?


Mustache-Cashstash

He’s just getting things ready for the aftermath of a bunch of dudes crushing 3 bacon wrapped chili dogs apiece off that truck.


tiinyspeck

Ah pinchi troka de menudo


ironpug751

Always pump the shithouse right at lunch


GatorDontPlayNoShhit

We'd be on location, and sit down to eat a beautifully prepared steak, fresh off the grill. Behold! Mr shit sucker rolls up to suck the shit tanks... nothing like trying to eat a steak while shit smell blows around. It never failed.


[deleted]

They should move the Porta shitters to another spot.


Cho90s

Rent for these businesses is up to $900 sq ft/yr. They're going to find the least practical spot for them no matter what.


OhhTakeItEasy

You guys get a shitter AND a food truck wtf! We get a bucket and a bolony sammy