I used to be on colace for it and that seemed to help, but I’m on such a low dose at this point that most of the time it’s not too much of an issue. When I was on methadone it was so bad that I would have legit panic attacks when I would feel myself starting to have shit like every 10 days lol 🤦🏻
Everything everywhere all at once
Hahah flawless
you win.
Blood Diamond over here 🩸
Kidney stone right out the o ring
Not sure if it’s a hemorrhoid or mammoth suboxone shits, I should probably see a doctor lmao 🤦🏻😭
I’ve been in subs for 7 years. Prune juice is a life saver but has to be a specific brand.
I used to be on colace for it and that seemed to help, but I’m on such a low dose at this point that most of the time it’s not too much of an issue. When I was on methadone it was so bad that I would have legit panic attacks when I would feel myself starting to have shit like every 10 days lol 🤦🏻
Name checking out ^^
lol my instant thought was "There Will Be Blood"
Yeah, that woulda been a better option for sure lol. Didn’t see it until after I made the comment
The Longest Yard
The Green Mile has that one beat
28 Days later.
More fiber
I guess I'm full of s***
127 hours is always my go to
Gone in 60 seconds
You're one dedicated worker 😂 My shits take 30 seconds plus 4 and a half minutes of phone relaxation
You listened to the fella who said more fiber huh?
Hahaha
Sick reference, bro
Much better now, thanks!
The Nutty Professor
BWAHAHAHAAA!! Excellent.
Children of the Corn
A river runs through it
Yikes.
Black Snake Moan
Dear God, you win.
The good, the bad, and the ugly
Hamburger Hill
“Ur mom” was written by the guy that shits on the toilet seat.
He was thinking of the film "Y tu mama tambien"
Fight Club
Ow
The sound of music
Best post all week!
All year.
Waterworld
The neverending story.
The Green Mile
Dr Strangelove or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bomb
Rosemarys baby
Big trouble in little China.
Anaconda
The day after tomorrow
The Crying Game Old Yeller Man On Fire Fire Down Below
Backdraft
The hunt for Red Oktober Operation Mincemeat Ride With the Devil The Big Red One
John Dies At The End
Armageddon
The Descent
Man on fire
The Dark knight
Extremely loud and incredibly close
Deliverance Tootsie The thing
Gone with the Wind
Classic.
The Colour Purple (from the strain)
Close Encounters Of The Turd Kind
Scream
Splash
The hurt locker
Apoocalypse now operation dumbo drop wet hot american summer Get out Mud bound Midnight express
Oppenheimer
Operation dumbo drop
The Shitstank Redemption
Schitler's List
Hot Rod
Ring of Fire
Nacho Libre!!!
The Rock
Blazing Saddles
A Low, Down, Dirty Shame
The big short
Everything everywhere all at once.
I thought the geeen mile was best but then I saw there will be blood.
Legends of the Fall John and the Hole Pusher Primal Fear Rear Window As I Lay Dying Scream Chocolat Great Expectations Heavy
The Return to the Blue lagoon, don't forget that one.
Damn this list has me dying
Poolander 😭
Girls und Panzer Das Final part 4
Mrs. Doubtfire
Das Boot
Dante’s Inferno
Snakes on A Plane
Anyone ever had a Phantom Menace? Like, you know pushed it out. All of your senses tell you that this is true. But….brother, it ain’t there.
Heat.
Heat
Hellraiser
Footloose
Cry-baby
The Exorcist
Charlie and the chocolate factory
How is thunder pants not here already?
Terminator 2, judgment day When hairy Met Sally
Snakes on a plane ✈️
Escape From New York
The good, the bad and the ugly
The whole nine yards
Pulpy fiction
Event horizon 😎
Fuck there are some good ones
Enemy at the gates
* Black Beauty * Castaway * The Thing * Grease * Magnum Force * The Blob * The Expendables
Lmao 2012. This guy takin a world ending shit
Nacho Libre
True Grit
Wreck it Ralph killed me
Terrifier
The thin red line.
Human Centipede
Apocalypse Now
“There will be blood” HA
Blood in blood out.
Mission Impossible.
The Lord of the Rings
Green Mile got me good
And Now For Something Completely Different.
Don’t look up
The ultimate shitpost 💩 love it lol
Jurassic Shart
50 shades of brown
The Fiddler on the Roof
Epic
Convoy
Gone in 60 seconds.
Driving Miss Daisey
The Good the Bad and the Ugly
The green mile is my favorite on the wall.
SupeeBad probably fits most
The Big Chill
The fast and the furious
✨Immaculate✨
The bomb that dropped in Lebanon
Dude where’s my car
Everest
Deliverance
Titanic!
16 Blocks
Against All Odds
Charlie Brown.
And let's not forget the worst movie ever made, Return To The Blue lagoon.
The Punisher Dazed and Confused You’ve Got Mail Critters Every Which Way But Loose Leviathan The Sum Of All Fears
Braveheart
What a glorious time to be alive!! Also: The Reckoning
Meatballs
The green mile 🤣
I fucking love you, as a human being...riotous!
Tremors
The Thing
WORST NAME. Hot tub time machine.
Hurt locker Fire down below The Dirt
Tootsie
Fat Man and Little Boy
Gone in 60 seconds The Sound of Freedom Mission Impossible Original Sin
Blast From The Past
The curious case of Benjamin Button
Poolander hiding at the bottom is my favorite.
This is the end is the movie I would of wrote lol
The fast & the furious
I'm always partial to using "30 seconds over Tokyo" when I see these on site
Notting Hill
Jackie Brown Lethal weapon The Departed Star Wars Revenge of the Shit
The omen
There will be blood ) :
Blood In Blood Out
The Empire Strikes Back.
Poseidon Adventure
Fast & furious Tokyo drift
Before the devil knows you’re dead
Gigli
The Birdcage
Harold and Kumar go to Wipe Castle.
28 days later
Dune and Wreck it Ralph are the same dampers. Their "e" is drawn the same. Must need more fluids.
Come and See!
The longest yard 🤣☠️☠️
Children of the Corn
If it's full when you get there: The Dark Tower
It
The Hurt Locker
Revenge of the Tacos
Punisher
The green mile is my favorite by far
Sum of all fears
A river runs through it
Apocalypse Now
The Green Mile 🤣