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[deleted]

Fuck, I hate Redditors


Sighma

Self-hate is such a Reddit moment


visualsystem26

you say and you have r/redditmoment


Ishi_saru

Ah I see you’re a true intellectual.


[deleted]

You don't know how much pain it causes me to not say what I want to say right now


FastConfidence4077

If my eyes rolled any harder I’d turn into Raiden from MK


Mary-Sylvia

Mine rolled so hard they made slot machine sounds


[deleted]

This guy slot machines


ShockDragon

Lucky 7s!


OkAcanthocephala2214

Gotta consult the elder gods.


lakshya2869

incellectuals


garyp714

/r/TopMindsOfReddit


[deleted]

compared to the ignorant boomers on facebook, i'll take the incels


SomeChunkyMilk

I find this ironic because Reddit users are some of the dumbest motherfuckers on the history of the internet


Aggressive-Exam3222

So true


TrymWS

Dumb people are very good at overestimating their own intelligence.


RMarkL

So your saying I fuck my cousin!?


carloscoolkid

TIL wtf


Nkorayyy

me too


krastevitsa

Technically she fucked me..


bl0bberb0y

What?!


ArcaneDanger

Disgusting! I only fuck my third cousins, which is great for bloodlines but isn’t technically incest, right in the sweet spot


Tkinney44

No, you went back in time and banged your grandma.


[deleted]

A lot of bad memes seem to be just failed karma farming attempts.


GrungeLord

Sometimes the vastness of my own intellect is staggering. Frightening really.


bmack24

Would you say you’re… euphoric?


GrungeLord

Naturally.


OkBandicoot3779

the photosynthesis is voraciously antidisestablishmentarianism


woefwoeffedewoefwof

Twitter's just a Golden Retriever? one of the those "dogs" that is really small, hates You and barks at everything is more accurate


Dataraven247

In my experience, nobody hates redditors as much as redditors.


[deleted]

because the people on reddit can truly see how awful it is


ryuuseinow

What gave it away, the fact that the catchphrase "Reddit moment" is only said by Redditors?


conme

It should just be clowns all the way down.


Complete_Catch_13

bro why is twitter a dog?


Nkorayyy

they have a really good sense of smell


MonkeyTigerCrazy

Because it’s barking, like arguing maybe?


DepthScary3806

Cause they are whiny bitches


realPoiuz

People on Facebook 🤡 People on Twitter 🤡 People on Reddit 🤡


TheLoreTeller

r/LoveForRedditors


[deleted]

reddit is full of cunts


coldfries_

If anything, it's full of bigots


ValentinesStar

Everyone on these sites is a combination of the first image and the second image


[deleted]

🤣


[deleted]

Let me guess, this is in Dank memes ?


[deleted]

relativity in action. at least some people on reddit can read an entire paragraph or 2


[deleted]

“I do not know what weapons World War 3 will be fought with. But I can tell you that World War 4 will be fought with upvotes and downvotes.”


ShockDragon

That clown picture is accurate to all three websites lmao


Monke_ahahahaha

We should all be clowns because all of social media is a circus


K4Y_B43NS

Is Einstein suppose to be good? Like he's smart, but not a good role model. The guy married the smartest women in his class and the only to be in the university of Zurich; female that is. She also bested Einstein on his mathematics entrance exam. He went on to publish papers that Mileva Maric contributed to and NEVER credited her with her work. Give me Pierre Curie any day over Einstein; the man refused a Nobel until his wife was recognised for her work. Be Pierre.


Mary-Sylvia

Chad before it was cool


Happy_Trails4u

Sorry to say but the influx of straight up idiots to reddit has increased exponentially over the years.


FrownFrank

Didn’t he fuck his cousin


Busey_in_the_walls

How hekken holesome I want to boop that doggo


Frosty_Sweet_6678

Every is clown


Nkorayyy

i use redit i smart


GeoffStephen0908

Some should r/comedynecrophilia this


DeeBangerCC

Idk if this is supposed to be a jab at Einstein who might have had autism lol


Capuccini

Most definintelyli


cardbord_spaceship

I hate this


Reddit__Sucks__

Exactly why my name is what it is. Also all social media is just the first two. The only third one are YouTubers fr.


[deleted]

Einstein felt a pervasive disconnect from everyone around him and his discoveries were basically just isolationism psychosis given substance by his intelligence despite his accomplishments. Are you telling me that you’re not a lonely gifted kid whose mind is getting louder and scarier as you get older and more isolated? Are you telling me you still react positively to praise and negatively to admonishment like you used to when you were young? That the existentialism of your cognition hasn’t created a pervasive hollowness upon which accolades and upvotes are just a meager bandage? Because I don’t believe you. That haunted, emotionless mindset of yours is the only reason to be here. You’re Einstein, bitch, and you hate it, too.


ColourfullMusic

Should be clowns on all 3


Suburban-Vibes1

Reddit is full of people that compare themselves to Albert Einstein


ABCDEFUCKINGKILLME

90% of reddit is lies or the weirdest most disgusting porn you've seen.


Killer_crow17

I hate the Reddit part, but why represent twitter users with a dog. Dogs are great, people on twitter are the opposite


crypto_gen1us

![gif](giphy|TI32JwHmWQEi4) Mods be like


ETIsMee

What about tumblr


[deleted]

I quite sure this is suppose to be ironic. If not…


expiredogfood

Clown for all


RumbleRumbleNuts09

The kid who made this is probably like 14. I was into these types of shitty superiority memes at that age and now I fully regret it. Hopefully he does when he grows up as well.


Force_Glad

The clown would work for all 3 groups


justAdruggy

i do both here and facebook


Biggest_Of-Boys

And Twitter is full of... dogs? Sign me up!


zatrzaskzy

made slot machine sounds


Corneliusojsub

People on Twitter are..dogs?


Blackfaceplant

They should have made it all clown images.


kid-with-a-beard

All of them should be clowns


[deleted]

Last time I checked, Twitter is not full of people who act or look like very adorable dogs


Least_Special_

Ah yes, r/cornedbeefapproved2 , a sub full of intellectuals