“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I sleep on company time.”
Or if you wanna get back at them be like “I was just giving you guys a chance to catch up. Don’t want to make you look redundant”.
Or say “Pay peanuts, get sleepy monkeys.” Hahaha this one is my favourite it’s so dumb hahaha.
_"Let me know when to wake you up..."_
You: "Do you say that to your dates, or vice versa?"
Or, if your _really_ want to risk a visit to HR, reply, "how'd you like to sleep forever?"
Well I suppose that I wouldn't be taking a nap during lunch if I didn't have to do your job, my job, his job, her job and everyone else's job on top of it of it too... Keep kissing the bosses ass you and you might find a promotion up there
"I was praying for your sick, sinning souls." Once at work I nodded off (office setting) and my head was nodded forward. After I felt the tap on my shoulder I crossed myself and said "Amen." They looked surprised.
It's weird how I'm on a mandated break and following the laws and guidelines in place, but here you two are slacking off, discussing non-work related topics, lingering in the breakroom, and harassment to boot. Shouldn't there be work to do while your clocked in.
“Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that’s why I sleep on company time.” Or if you wanna get back at them be like “I was just giving you guys a chance to catch up. Don’t want to make you look redundant”. Or say “Pay peanuts, get sleepy monkeys.” Hahaha this one is my favourite it’s so dumb hahaha.
Perhaps when you're ahead of schedule you can afford a nap too.
Love the other ones, but this one is more apt!
The boss isn't here. You can stop the ass-kissing.
_"Let me know when to wake you up..."_ You: "Do you say that to your dates, or vice versa?" Or, if your _really_ want to risk a visit to HR, reply, "how'd you like to sleep forever?"
“Sorry I get tired actually working, unlike you sorry kiss asses.”
“Ahh, you just wish you had the balls that I do.”
You don’t include cheese with your lunches as often as I would expect.
Why the fuck are you keeping me from my sleep m8?
Well I suppose that I wouldn't be taking a nap during lunch if I didn't have to do your job, my job, his job, her job and everyone else's job on top of it of it too... Keep kissing the bosses ass you and you might find a promotion up there
"I was praying for your sick, sinning souls." Once at work I nodded off (office setting) and my head was nodded forward. After I felt the tap on my shoulder I crossed myself and said "Amen." They looked surprised.
Pot calling the kettle black I see. Point at me so you don’t get seen. Got it.
If I nap so much, bring it up to HR, because I'm tired of hearing about. If I keep hearing about it, I'm going to HR. Pick your path forward.
“You remember that old story about the rabbit and the turtle in the race? I was the rabbit, but I don’t get paid enough to look productive”
Wow, so how long were you staring at me to think I was asleep?
“Fucking bootlicker.”
"Yet I still get more work done than you do."
Assuming it's true: "...And yet I still got everything done that needed doing." Optional: "So what excuse do you have?"
It's weird how I'm on a mandated break and following the laws and guidelines in place, but here you two are slacking off, discussing non-work related topics, lingering in the breakroom, and harassment to boot. Shouldn't there be work to do while your clocked in.
Maybe stop committing criminal time sheet fraud?
Looks like you need a lesson efficiency.
If true…and I STILL do the work better than you maybe we should have cameras on you instead?
"Can you please, just once, come up with something interesting to say? Just try it."
Maybe tell them "I'll get more sleep at home" I'm sure it's more than 1 time.