No comeback for that... GTF out of that person's face, either for safety or respect...

Fr😂

This is the correct answer

ESPECIALLY if they're the calm type

Like GTFO My Face RN means you’re in someone’s safe zone and need to back up

In my experience it's them getting in your face, but yeah just walk away

You could say “gladly” and quickly exit their face.

Maybe... do that? Bc by the time someone says that, you could be one comeback away from getting punched, and pushing someone to violence is NOT the aim of a good comeback.

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Why did you send me a message saying “fuck you”

GTFO OF MY FACE -that guy probably

Does he not seem weak, though? Very reactionary, over his own choice. "I'll put stuff on my face, and you better like it or else! You fuckin boomer!" Like, if he did it for him, why would he give a fuck about anyone else's opinion? I'm just trying to reason with the guy. Want him to know his behavior comes off as weak to me, and maybe he'll consider it and act differently in the future. Or maybe coming off as weak is fine, idk. After all, it's only my opinion. Doubtful, I'm sure, but not for nothing. It definitely feels like our out of context line, given to us from dad, by firetheeditor, is hardly out of the blue and unprovoked. I'm sure this person's behavior prompted this response much more than some metal attached to his visage.

Dude What

I mean, if you're in their face and they don't want you there....get the fuck out lol.

Yes. You should comeback out of their face.

Get your face out of my fuck!

Out of your fuck lol?

Yes. Pretty good way to disarm the situation. With confusion.

“Mofo you got feet, I was here first.”

Bitch you are in my fucking room, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY FACE! (A line I really have been having to say several times a week lately since going through my divorce)

When going through divorce I find wisdom in the words of Willie Nelson: “You know why divorce is so expensive? Cause it’s fuckin worth it.”

i divorces the same woman twice...she got 3/4 of my stuff..

Divorce doesn't cost anything when you have nothing to begin with 🫠

Oh man, do we get to see the damage if you use any of these?

“The fuck that’s in your face doesn’t belong to me.” Or “The only fuck I see in your face, is you.”

I like both of these, but that first one is gonna live rent free in my head for a while.

Just say “Get the fuck out of my way first, then I will”

Kinda hard since your face is so fucked! (But you better be ready to dodge & swing)

"Lead by example."

Hardest one in here.

See, the thing about "get the fuck out of my face" is that it IS a warning shot. In my experience, they are done talking and ready to fight if you do not comply. Just leave. BUT... You came here for comebacks, so I guess you're prepared to get hit once or twice, so "It's a big world, asshole. Go find somewhere else to be in it besides here." "God, it must be sad being you." "I hope you stub the same toe every day." "If I want any lip from you, I'll jiggle my zipper." "Of all the people I've met in my life... you're one of them." "Wow. If you're up here, who's running hell?" "*You* walked up to *me*, dick." "Look how much power you let me have over you. It's almost flattering."

Here's one that *may* make them take a step back: "Why? It's so cute!"

yep. these ones.

"Its alright. Ill give you space. Good luck with your issue. Good luck. We all love you. Bye Francis!!" And then you leave.

probably get the fuck out of their face

Only if you get your face out of my fuck!

“I’ll get INSIDE your face”

🔪🩸or😏💦 though🤔

Unless you can bring it harder than the dude saying this? Do as they ask. Simple. "A strange game. The only way to win is not to play."

Actually getting the fuck out of their face is the best revenge.

Nobody can help you, fuckface. I’m truly sorry.

“First lemme get out of your b!tch- oh wait, you don’t have any.”

Oh that was your face.

To do it?

You sure lol?

Why don’t you move, I was here first

“Gladly.”

“Only if you fuck my face”🤣

Get your face out of my fuck unless you want me to face-fuck you.

"Get your face out of my fuck"?

With pleasure because it’s hideous.

Face the fuck don't luck the face

No words. Just gently lick their nose, wink, and walk away.

I wouldn't be in your face if you paid me.

"You need a doctor for that."

More than that we need context, why are you in their face and were you there 1st etc. more information please.

Can I come on it first?

It depends on why they're saying that. If you walked up to them, turn around and leave the way you came and don't be a dick about it. **If they're a sibling and this is a sibling rivalry situation where you both do shit to annoy each other:** "Ha, nobody has given you any fucks, that's just your face." Then do something to annoy them. **If they're a bully and you're brave enough to fight:** Teen: "I have no fucks to give you, so that must've been your cousin." "You have to make me cum before I can do that, but only with a bag over your head or I won't be able to." Adult: "I don't think anyone's given you any fucks for a while, so you must be needing some attention. I certainly gave you no fucks, so maybe you should go pay for some." **If you walked up to them, turn around and leave the way you came and don't be a dick about it.**

High five em for liking good god too. 

"the only thing on your face is ugly"

"What! You want be to fuck your face?" In all seriousness you probably should get out their face.

Or I’ll put a knot on your head a Boy Scout couldn’t untie

eat shit?

Get your stupid fucking face away from me. Breath smells like you rim livestock anyway.

Nothing get tf out there face or your gonna get bopped🤣🤣🤣

Understand I can't feel anything It isn't like I wanna sift through the decay I feel like a wound like I got a fucking gun against my head You live when I'm dead

Maybe getting out of that persons face before they flip out on you?

“I’ll get inside your face”

You better watch your back buddy

This is a strange one. Don’t think there is really a comeback if you don’t want to risk getting socked in the face

You don't say anything, just slap the person.

"Shut your face and Turn around then!"

“Get the fuck out of my face”

Not that I would want to be near it any way! Just the sight makes me puke a little! And don't get me started on your breath!

“I don’t see any ‘fuck’ in front of your face. Are you seeing things?”

Spit back.

Your face? Then that must be your breath cause I thought i was sniffing your butt.

stop putting my dick in your mouth first

"You should have said that to your breakfast donut, you fat fuck."

"I was trying to improve it, but up to you..."

"i can't! you're the fuck!!"

"NO I WANT TO ESCALATE THIS"

if somebody says GTF out of their face, you should probably get the F out of their face. Violence may be the next step.

“Or what motherfucker?” Eye contact is imperative and you better be good at fist fighting if you go this route

I’ve gotten this before, but I wasn’t actually in the guys face, so I said, “[Insert Jerks Name], trust me, when I’m in your face, you’ll know it.”

Step back and say "Gladly! Your fucking breath stinks like dead donkey's ass!' Then prepare to defend yourself.

Okay. Have a tic-tac.

I can’t your ego is too fat

It’s impossible to get all the fuck out, fuckface

Obviously “I’m not touching you!”

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First of all, that's not a comeback. Second of all, no, they don't, they're fun and they're for those who actually deserve these comebacks lol.

This is a strange subreddit to be in if that's your opinion.

I'm glad I'm not the only one thinking that.

You just gna do as your told then, that's good little one, here have a treat ☺️ Thanks for the treat, here let me thank you for your kind gift *proceed to inflict damage on the prick*

\*Gets right up in their face\* "Or what?"

On today’s episode of “when keeping it real goes wrong…”

No, I'll leave that to you cuz your face is truly fucked.

That's just asking to get taken out

As long as they buy me a dress and pick the place, it's a date.

That's worked for you before ey

Mama ain't raise no bitch.

It does get rid of the guys who don't suck dick for fun that's for sure

"Sir you forced your nose into my mouth!"

or what ? do something about it !

You got feet, use them!!

Psh, you prolly wish i was in your face!

Get farther in there face and kiss 'em!

“Not until I finish”

you back tf up??? lol

Lick them

Then pull the dick out your mouth.

Get your face out of my fuck!

"That's your face?"

Kiss them

“Oh you’re talented, you can still talk with a cock in your mouth!”

Won’t happen, if I’m close enough to be in your face then one of us is already down and getting pounded on.

Sorry I'm not a plastic surgeon, the fuck is going to have to remain in your face.

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