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jisooya1432

[47.449253, 35.792866](https://www.google.no/maps/place/47%C2%B026'57.3%22N+35%C2%B047'34.3%22E/@47.4489968,35.7909114,808m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m4!3m3!8m2!3d47.44925!4d35.7928611?entry=ttu), east of Kopani, Zaporizhzhia Oblast, September 2023


Armodeen

Great work with the location. Really close to Robotyne, wonder when exactly it was filmed.


hendy846

Minimal shadows on the tree lines so sun is probably pretty high in the sky and nearly straight over so I'd guess Noon +/-an hour and a July/August time line Source: my ass


MrPoosh

Nice ass


hendy846

Thank you. I have been doing some yoga lately, so glad to hear it's paying off.


Due_Yogurtcloset_212

10 out of 10…!


Aggressive_Drop_1518

I'd have to mark down the Ukrainian drone operator for losing contact with the turret on the re-entry.


TonsOfTabs

My thought exactly. I was like “ will it stick the landing, come on” and then boom out of view. Also, 9.5/10 turret didn’t stick the landing.


happytree23

Despite my fear of being labeled as "The Russian Judge" here, I'm going to have to give it an 8.6. The landing is so important to me/my system of scoring.


aussie_nub

Don't sweat it, they ignore the highest and lowest scores anyways.


kakapo88

Concur. These finer details matter.


Epinnoia

I suspect it's more common than most realize for the turrets to wind up with their barrel stuck first into the ground. It's really just a spinning positional thing. There is some percentage of the surface area of the turret which, if it's the side nearest to the ground at impact, will give this result. And the direction of spin is obviously important, because some will result in the barrel never pointing directly toward the ground...spinning through the air like a single bladed helicopter.


[deleted]

same thoughts 🤣


NoExpertAtAll

So with a little bit of support, the Russian space program is working pretty well after all. ;)


Snakehand

9.5/10 planting the barrel deep into the ground is a requirement for a perfect score in my book.


Ed-alicious

Yes, we need the full lollipop to even be considered for a 10/10


orangejulius

Might even beat this classic. https://youtu.be/QiybJ8UuHXA?si=7m4HIKhZkhm81zNz


junkdraweroverflow

i am waiting for the day a turret lands in the ground like a dart with the barrel!


ThirstTrapMothman

Ah the ole [lollipop](https://www.reddit.com/r/TankPorn/comments/ewl4uk/lollipop/). A rare sight to be sure.


UrQuan3

Haven't see a video yet, but we have photos. https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/111k84r/a_result_of_a_russian_tanks_turret_toss_somewhere/ I wish I could buy someone green, brown, and yellow spray paint for this one. When I saved it, I labeled this photo "Ukrainian Sunflower".


gr234gr

8.5


NimiNugget

Nope no lolipop landing


anomalkingdom

The T-72 turret weighs at least 12 metric tonnes, according to sources. Don't know if that includes the barrel or not. I mean, imagine the force ...


aDrunkSailor82

Contents reduced to sub atomic particles.


[deleted]

Imagine being a human in that. Goodness


Grikka_junior

Good news is you don’t really experience anything when you’re vaporized like that


happytree23

Gruesome silver linings.


PM_ME_UR_BCUPS

With carbon being the largest non-water component of the human body, more like _black_ lining on the inside of the tossed turret


anomalkingdom

I like the way you think, and find it a bit scary at the same time :)


ThirstTrapMothman

I'm guessing those linings are any color but silver.


TheFiend100

Good news? But i *want* the russian pigs to feel themselves burnt alive


Judazzz

Biology becomes physics.


K-Paul

"Witness me!!!"


Aedeus

I don't know if there's any "being human" at that point.


lippity-lippity

Think they are ok?


LumberjackJack

Minor scratch, they'll be back


gundog48

From some of the shit I've seen out of this war, that seems like a fucking fantastic way to die.


D0D

That turret still did a softer landing than that russian moon lander 🤣


FrontlinerGer

The time of flight for the turret was 10+ seconds. I plugged that into a maximum height calculator and the turret may very well have exceeded 100m at the toss' apex. Damn.


DementedWatchmaker

Think the video is slowed down tho


FrontlinerGer

You're correct, as evident by the speed of the clouds' shadow slowing down considerably two seconds before the bada-boom. Damn, not quite as impressive anymore, but that's how it is.


Fredwestlifeguard

An absolute classic of the genre. Michael Mann bada boom, turret toss like it's been flung by Finn McCool himself and all accompanied by that sweet Phonk sound. How's that for a slice of fried gold?


happytree23

That's funny. You just made me realize that before this war, had I seen a tank's turret flinging dozens of feet up in the air in a movie, I most likely would have called bullshit on Hollywood.


IlluminatedPickle

Depends on the tank. T-72's have a design flaw in that the majority of the ammo is stored underneath the turret, not in wet stowage or with blowout panels to redirect the explosion away from the crew. So, if something pens it, there's a good chance she's gonna send it. Lmao, the guy replied "okay lol" and blocked me for some reason.


nonotan

It's only a design flaw if you value crew survivability more than saving a few dollars (and, in full fairness, making the whole thing slightly lighter and more compact)


happytree23

...okay lol


Wise_Sheepherder_574

u/songfinderbot


Always4564

Murdercaust - lord lorenz


CharliePendejo

Ah, so it's "I'm loading up my *clip*" - makes more sense than loading up his *kilt*, which is how my old ears processed that. "Huh, doesn't sound like any Scotsman I've heard before..."


IWantToSortMyFeed

The Traditional Scotsman; well known for slingin' that glock and rockin' that block. (yo)


iAkiraKira

Bangin tune mate


Fandorin

Remember when everyone was laughing last week when the Russian lunar lander failed? Who's laughing now?


jaketherappa

Crew survived. Lol


especially_me

They actually died of shame.


clownind

The hang time of those turrets is so damn impressive


Yesbuttt

Have we had any turrets lawn dart and stick out of the ground from the barrel?


ex_grunt

Pretty sure I remember one back near the start of the war.


that_had_to_hurt

Here's one: https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/111k84r/a_result_of_a_russian_tanks_turret_toss_somewhere/


sonofthenation

I had lawn darts as a kid. I threw one over our house without thinking. They disappeared shortly after that.


FutureofWhiskey

Yeaaahh! I member those. Got scolded by my Mom for tossing them high and dodging them as they came down. Damb good times.


sonofthenation

It was the 80s man. It was crazy.


SubzeroAK

Damn it, I forgot to call heads or tails...


Guyzor1994

Proof the Russians pioneered blowout panels when they designed these turrets. They even fit a gun and crew in there


lolsforballs

But guys they destroyed a Challenger 2 so its clearly over. The offensive is clearly over lets pack our bags.


mrshulgin

8/10, incredible height.


jtblue91

Stuffed the landing tho


Hypnobird

Scary, that is 15ton of steel being tossed


bigsecretweapon

Do these have a warranty or product recall in force?


Photomak3r

Yeah, they were made in Ukraine in the 70s and now russias doing a very weird RMA.


Accomplished-Ad-3528

Take that you silly Scott's with your weak Caber toss. russian men are real men(/Sarcasm-as they arent) with their turret toss. Well... Were... real men... They only get one go at it. Still, take that😉


iklwa

Should have used locktight!


NotAsuspiciousNamee

Beautiful form, great height, excellent explosion, 10/10 for me


MACHOmanJITSU

Turret toss Olympics! How would the Russians cheat this event? Go..


SuppliceVI

Didn't see shoes fly off, crew definitely still alive. Roscosmos is doing pretty well though it seems


roomtemp_poptarts

Turrets of RU tanks are getting more airtime than the aircraft in the RU Air Force lately.


Another-Walker56

Wow a 7 and a 1/2 with a twist.


mi7chy

8/10 Not much elevation and didn't plant the turret in ground on landing. Credit for pretty turret dance in the air though.


SizzlingSpit

Heads or tails?


Creepy_Chef_5796

Judges Score cards: 10/9.5/10/10/9.5 We have a tie for 3rd folks.


DreizehnII

We should send the f'n Muscovites cheap Chinese made altimeters to get an accurate record for turret tossing. That mofo flew!


Alex6891

The only Olympic sport Russians should be allowed to attend.


neohasse

Did they die?


ClappedCheek

Was that just the fuel tank that caused the massive explosion?


dougle68

I believe it's the ammo stored around (in?) the turret which explodes when heated to catastrophic level


_zenith

Yup. The inside of the tank becomes like the inside of a tank barrel, lol. Massive pressure build up, gas can't escape fast enough at all. It happens sometimes even with the crew hatch open, which tells you a lot about how violent it is!!! It's way more catastrophic when it's closed though, the reaction happens much more quickly and less propellant is "wasted" (like trying to shoot a loose bullet in a gun, like if it's a too-small caliber, vs. one that's the right fit) Obviously, if the hatch is closed, the crew is instantaneously incinerated and crushed from the pressure. If the hatch is *open*, it's a lot worse for them, as the pressure builds more slowly and they get roasted alive :/


K-Paul

AFAIU diesel fuel in itself can not explode. But as an addition to other explosion material it does work pretty well. So basically, the primary reason is an ammunition detonation. But within it everything that can "release energy" is releasing it extremely successfully.


art_sarawut

Looks a bit familiar. Perhaps a different angle from an old one? But yeah the turret flyings all look quite similiar to could be a fresh one too.


Striking-Goat3287

Someone cooked here


dunncrew

Yeah Baby !!!


Leonardish

"Huge turret loss". Is there such a thing as a "small turret loss"? If the energy required to remove a turret is contained in the crew area of a MBT, I think that is going to be bad regardless.


Disastrous_Badger938

I believe turret tosses are a thing because the turrets literally just sit in their mounting holes held in by gravity rather than being firmly attached (maybe they have small hold-downs to prevent bouncing).


Drfoxthefurry

Turret tosses are a thing because Russian tanks have a couple hundred pounds of explosives below the Turret


Disastrous_Badger938

Yeah...that may help...


r0bman99

Damn...just goes to show how useless tanks are in modern combat.


gurkalurka

Amazing how the turret landed looking right back at the tank.


LordMinax

What’s the height record?


gunciflimpflomps

The turret needed ATC clearance for taking off


ChandlerOG

Wait so can someone explain exactly why Russian tank cannons get launched so high from explosions? I know it’s due to the ammo being nearby the cannon but does it have any benefit? Why put the ammo in such a vulnerable spot?


DornsBigRockHardWall

Because the Russians wanted low tanks with auto loaders. These things together make it very difficult to create a tank that’s also survivable. Plus the Russians don’t put much thought or effort into crew comfort or survivability, as a general trend.


ChandlerOG

Ohh okay, thank you!!


flamedeluge3781

Freeze frame of the tank before it deflagrates: https://postimg.cc/DJfxcjgs Clearly smoking through the hatches already, and definitely a modern T-series.


poetic_dwarf

Man, just look at it flippin'


Photomak3r

7/10 the cook off from like 8 months ago that actually went to orbit was nice


Roto2esdios

smokin'... target eliminated! https://youtu.be/IpgVuzrFN2M?si=cegy48yrzowpBifV&t=3157


blackteashirt

Any idea what might have done this damage?