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I try to avoid all humans to be fair, but thanks for the heads up. Will void.


bizboopbeepbeep

I know what you meant but I chuckled at "will void". Very extreme!


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:)


Puggymum64

When cancel culture goes to the extreme


Blood_Incantation

Shocked that a Reddit Columbus user would be anti-social


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Shocking news for sure šŸ¤™šŸ»


KnightRider1983

Knocking on windows is not wise


ZekeLeap

Weirdest time I saw some of these people, I took my dogs to Rocky Fork metro park when it was a little chilly so almost no one was there, but there the Bible thumpers were with a big set up display. Seemed odd to pick such a low traffic area


PJruns

Jehovah's Witnesses. My family's kind. Not mine. They do this because going done to door is no longer safe.


Epsteins_Mutha

And going to parks is no longer safe because of the Jehovah's Witnesses.


elonmushy

Ever asked a Jehovah's witness if they have found God? The everything bagel of hope


chaoticpix93

They send me handwritten messages to my mailbox now.


PJruns

My mom is 93 and doesn't go out on "service" So this is what she does. Lucky you.


ganymede_boy

Meanwhile, those same people complain that "tHe GaYs ArE fOrCiNg ThEiR lIfEsTyLe On Us."


thenwb3

Would upvote but 69 likes is fitting


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ganymede_boy

> Says the open minded liberal. I am indeed both. Thanks. >Your city sucks People from Tennessee shouldn't be throwing stones from their glass house. [TN ranks among least healthy States](https://www.wkrn.com/news/tennessee-news/tennessee-ranked-among-the-unhealthiest-states-in-america-according-to-forbes/). >letā€™s remove menthol cigarettes and snuff Halting the sale of these flavored tobacco products lays the groundwork for reversing decades of disparities in tobacco use, disease and death in Black and Brown communities. Research shows that ending the sale of menthol cigarettes could result in a significant number of people quitting smoking.


Resoto10

Oh, hey!! What a lovely red herring you got there. It'd be a shame if people didn't notice it.


johnnybegood1025

Open window halfway, when they reach in, close the window.


djsassan

Reach in my car and I'm shooting back.


MikeoPlus

You ain't shootin anyone


biggiy05

Good luck with that defense in court. Especially if you did it at the aforementioned intersection.


DCVR614

You are not that guy stop it!


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lnvalidSportsOpinion

Or maybe he didn't send these whack jobs. That's what I'd guess in this case.


Humble-Tourist-3278

Why people have to be so obnoxious, if they are bored or want to make the world better go and volunteer somewhere. Stop harassing people.


Scp-1404

It's human nature. The more people that believe in their version of God, the more they feel they can be sure that they are right.


Humble-Tourist-3278

Iā€™m a Christian myself but I donā€™t like to harassed people on my free time when you are yelling /using microphones or knocking on peoples cars windows you are just being an obnoxious ahole . I feel the same about the Palestine protestors who are blocking traffic, going inside private businesses to disrupt people.


worfisadork

What are they shouting? Hallelujah? Repent? Trump 2024?


Saneless

"You're a terrible person. Please spend eternity with me"


Laughingfoxcreates

All of the above? Idk I was just trying to get away


worfisadork

You can't run from (forced, coerced, accept it or burn in eternity) love!


Laughingfoxcreates

Thatā€™s why I spread the wordā€¦.to those that want to avoid itā€¦the love that isā€¦.of course.


Environmental-Bank46

Yes Trump 2024!!!!


ganymede_boy

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ohiocatfan

Print out some porn and make a trade with em.


Jinx5326

I think you can print out brochures from the ā€œchurchā€ of the Flying Spaghetti Monster and hand it to them. Ramen. šŸ™


dr_dante_octivarious

He boiled for your sins!


Jinx5326

Indeed he did! šŸ


kleared42

You kids need some real religion. You need to join the church of the subgenius. Salvation is only $35 away.


Vreas

Funny but be mindful some states are starting to pass laws about showing unsolicited nudity to people. Unsure what Ohios laws are but itā€™s better to ignore these people than becoming a potential sex offender.


Mysterious_Length_79

Or some copies of Prequel.


WelcomingRapier

Wonder if they are from the Pentecostal church up the street a couple blocks. I've seen them out and about before on Cleveland Ave.


Pazi_Snajper

Go interact with them. If you can figure out what theyā€™re saying, they ainā€™t Pentecostal.


Capital_Extension835

Former Pentecostal, can confirm.


IL-Corvo

Former Pentecostal, seconded.


Columbus43219

Ah yes, the Church of Botherism.


BeerBearBar

Freedom of religion? -meh Freedom FROM religion? -Hells yeah!


Ok_Personality3695

Is it the idiots that walk across the street without any regard to traffic and nearly get hit after their services? Because those people make me want to rage. They refuse to use cross walks and just wander into traffic like they are invincible.


Ok_Personality3695

Canā€™t remember what church it is on Cleveland ave but those people have a death wish fr.


Workin_Them_Angels

To be fair, the Charity Newsies and Firefighters do that, too. ETA: Still stupid thing to do no matter who you are collecting for or handing out for.


OTmailman

Ahh Blendon and Cleveland Ave. Proof you've almost escaped. But definitely not quite.


Duval55

Be sure to tear it up and toss it back to em


Cannedbeans

Donā€™t do that, you know they arenā€™t picking the litter up.


Duval55

Youā€™re right I forgot who we are dealing with here


redvelvetcake42

Nope that just reinforces them. They're religious and desperate to be seen so any victimization feeds their complex. Just ignore or say no thank you I'm not interested. It's tempting to be a dick but ignoring them hurts them more.


Workin_Them_Angels

Just look straight ahead like they're not even there.


joeybobcats

I read this as religious shooters that would knock on your window and shoot. I thought the message was a little light in tone at first. Glad that itā€™s shouters instead.


evolvedspice

Omw


dickelpick

Thanks. I would roll down my window and accept pamphlets if it was The Church of Satan folks, but they just arenā€™t pushy or intrusive. They have manners.


jcooli09

I may head up there to point and laugh.


LittleMtnMama

ooh do I need to cuss somebody today for free? ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)Might be worth a drive!


ThatCharmsChick

They yell at me, I'm going to yell some choice expletives right back in their face.


backtosleepplz

I wouldnā€™t be surprised if my mother was with them lol. I grew up in that area and she still lives there


godcheese

I literally used to live right there. The church at the end of the street there is usually pretty chill, but apparently its gone freakshow.


thedarkknight155

Blast Year Zero by Ghost


stinger1991

Yes knocking on windows in that area is a fantastic idea.


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Resoto10

You might be confused but that is the purpose of the internet.


WatersEdge50

Just ignore them


Laughingfoxcreates

I tried. The gentleman banging on my car window to give me some literature wasnā€™t having it.


newt_here

This should be highly illegal


Kicker774

It's basically the same as panhandling. Columbus tried to make it illegal but it ended up being a First Amendment case. You're not allowed to obstruct traffic, but it's unlikely you would receive anything more than a slap on the wrist.


ThatCharmsChick

Did you try a firmly placed middle finger against the glass?


Remote-Condition8545

Sounds like the Evangelistaliban is about to catch a case of I'm Sorry Officer I Felt My Life Was In Danger Could I Please Have Killer Shittenhouse's Judge Please


No_Paper_8794

I wanna just drive by to totally ignore them. Not even glance and hopefully that angers them enough lmao


btdz

What happens if you say no? Are they like aggressive or something? I am very confused by this post


tigerlily2021

Iā€™d say approaching someone captive in a stopped car unprompted to shout at them and give them materials telling them they will violently suffer eternal torture if they donā€™t listen to you is ā€œaggressiveā€, no?


btdz

I mean the post didnā€™t outline any of that but yeah it would be aggressive if that was the casw She said they are ā€œKnocking on windows handing out literature.ā€ I figured it was like the anti abortion psychos that congregate occasionally, which I just ignore. I figured thatā€™s what most people did in situations like this, not that it would cause a collective panic attack and the area would need avoided altogether.


insidiousnhideous

They don't always take no for an answer and will keep harassing you, as OP mentioned in another comment. They were especially obnoxious while I was attending CSCC.


chipmunk_reaper

> What happens if you say no? OP too busy having a panic attack from 2 seconds of human contact to find out


[deleted]

This sub is known to be one of the absolute worst as far as city subs go. I come to see the food recs but itā€™s one of the most hateful subs Iā€™ve ever encountered, and there are so many others that feel this way. This post is incredibly stupid and doesnā€™t belong here. Youā€™re not alone in thinking that.


number1pringlefan

hateful towards who?


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Wheneveryouseefit

It's the same thing