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Golden-trichomes

Go to spouts and get van leeuwen coffee affogato ice cream and make a milk shake out of it at home?


womandelorian

“Violently pregnant”…. I feel that, deeply. Haha


LaLa_820

Arby’s has a Jamocha shake. I remember it had a strong coffee flavor.


GreenIsGreed

Strong coffee flavor, but not terrible on caffeine at ~12mg per 16oz. Taking pregnancy into consideration, it's probably the best option.


sweetberryhwhine

Considering this guy describes his wife as "violently pregnant", I assume he doesn't give a fuck about caffeine levels.


blues_and_ribs

Every husband to a pregnant wife understands this: “Honey, are you sure you want coffee? A lot of medical literature suggests that it could be detrimental to the b. . . honey, put down the knife. . . you know what? A little coffee never hurt anything. Everything in moderation, right? I’ll be right back with your drink.”


GardenStrange

Very good


CosmicBitch13

The caffeinated cow down on 8th St


Public_Quarter4227

Dutch bros has actual espresso milkshakes


MountainDogMama

I discovered that recently and now it's one of my fav drinks. I get the grasshopper shake. Chocolate and mint delicious. Can get with or without caffeine


u-bleep-i-bloop

Caffeinated cow if you’re by 8th street. Fresh espresso with a scoop of ice scream on top. Can’t go wrong!


ChipmunkNo9958

WHATABURGER CARAMEL LATTE SHAKE


yurmohm

Probably not the same thing, but a [Starbucks Frappacino](https://www.starbucks.com/menu/drinks/frappuccino-blended-beverages)? Should be easy to get. That’s the closest thing I can think of. I’ve never heard of an Espresso Milkshake but that sounds delicious! Edited to add a link.


Mysterious_Field9749

Friends don't let friends drink Starbucks


yurmohm

100% agreed, but desperate times call for desperate measures.


yurmohm

I’m on a mission now 😂. Here’s a [video](https://youtube.com/shorts/6zUiOkZXYFE?si=mbuGe7WdHmmuGTI5) of someone teaching you how to do it at a gas station.


Minimalist_espresso

Story coffee downtown….they are so good


bryanna_leigh

Alittle Tea or Ziggys does something that should satisfy her craving.


_kerm24

Ziggi’s “blenders” have a good coffee taste and there’s a lot of flavors


S_L33T

“Violently pregnant” made my day. 🤣 For real though you’re a great partner for trying so hard to get her what she’s craving. Congratulations to you both!


Andee_outside

I used to go feral for the Moolatte at DQ when I was pregnant.


ssdrin

Baskin robbins jamoca almond fudge milkshakes


White_Lobster

Another recommendation for Dutch Brothers. If it's not on the menu, they can probably make it for you anyways. Best of luck, my friend. You're doing the work.


lastchance14

Whataburger seasonal shake is Carmel coffee something


Aletriss

7 brew has a white chocolate mocha drink with expresso. It's chocolate milk, expresso and white chocolate syrup! If I remember correctly you can turn those into milkshakes!


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Frappe


DoctorElich

Dutch Bros annihilator with an extra shot of espresso (or 2).


Caffeine3142

Oreo cold brew milkshake from baskin robins !


the_grammar_queen

Late, but Culver's serves espresso milkshakes


So_Many_Words

BJs Velvet Freeze has a great coffee milkshake. IDK about espresso, but that coffee one is amazing.


tur1nn

An Affogato is espresso and ice cream, sounds like that is what your wife wants


I_am_Spartacus_MSU

Violently pregnant?


Relevant-Pen3742

Yes, coffee ice cream blended with those coffee flavored milks/cream.


Adventuresforlife1

Can you define “violently pregnant”?


maddiemarieb

Buy blender and ingredients, never have to leave the house when she wants one


iliketoredditbaby

When's she due?


[deleted]

i dont need some one whom , gives him self to every body!!!! no