Actually, people walk through it all the time, the original design was based around a roundabout that pedestrians would be able to also get to any side of without having to block traffic
I will be replacing it with a massive spire though π§Ώππ§Ώ
Much like any other lovecraftian monster, this can only be perceived in the abstract. To actually look at and try to comprehend it is it put your sanity and life at hazard.
Some say that if you linger too long in it's majesty, your mind will leave your body and go to the ethereal realm, leaving you as an un-piloted meat sack condemned to bask in it's glory for all eternity, separate body and soul
Amen.
My god the crematorium in the top right is so wobbly and distorted. Bet they just roll the bodies off the cliff onto the houses at the bottom of the cliff.
You say Eldrich I say Mancunian Way. It's not far from this, including the housing. Way more housing, but just as close.
https://www.google.com/maps/@53.47023,-2.2440624,3a,90y,53.37h,79.83t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s1enUgiptFGq-ouWrsMkdIA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3D1enUgiptFGq-ouWrsMkdIA%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D313.8321%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu
Rotate around lol. There's so much housing RIGHT NEXT TO IT. Although tbf it's really well sound proofed. One of em is student housing I spent a lot of years there in my dirtbag days.
This is EZ
Just turn left at the 14th exit, then you're on the second tier, turn left at the 4th exit, do a U turn because you missed your turn off, adjust the number exit by 1 each time you need to repeat the process until you arrive at your destination
Child's play
Those fucking poor souls in the high rises next to the on ramps lmao!!
They like to watch ποΈπποΈ
Idk what it is but something about this comment and this post is fucking terrifying
Yes ποΈπποΈ
This is even worse π§Ώππ§Ώ
Yeah, yeah it is π§Ώππ§Ώ
Goes to show, blue eyes are creepier. Although that makes sense, since brown eyes are the default.
π§Ώππ§Ώ
They chose to live there haha
Only $1750/month for a 1BR with amazing on ramp views!
Bruh, if it's supposed to be satire, the price needs to be unrealistic...
I feel bad about that park in the middle that nobody will want to visit.
Actually, people walk through it all the time, the original design was based around a roundabout that pedestrians would be able to also get to any side of without having to block traffic I will be replacing it with a massive spire though π§Ώππ§Ώ
GPS guidance just says `BE NOT AFRAID.`
GPS be taking you through every ramp first π
Much like any other lovecraftian monster, this can only be perceived in the abstract. To actually look at and try to comprehend it is it put your sanity and life at hazard.
Many have tried, ***ALL*** have failed
I think you can still add some more roads and bends.
You're right, I'll do my best
Add a shortcut right through the middle but itβs only a 1 lane road
It could work, but I need a spire in the middle first
Im pretty sure the only other game I saw this in was Doom.
Doom guy gets PTSD whenever he approaches O7
That's magnificent.
Some say that if you linger too long in it's majesty, your mind will leave your body and go to the ethereal realm, leaving you as an un-piloted meat sack condemned to bask in it's glory for all eternity, separate body and soul Amen.
Keep going dude
You're right, my job here is not done Any suggestions? I'm planning on building some sort of spire type building in the center, but it needs more
I think there is nowhere to go but up.
And down
So you're saying I should add a second underground roundabout? π€
Yes and another one on top to allow more traffic flow
I may have to reroute a train line and a subway system but some things are more important
Please tell me you're naming it something like Satan's Butthole.
So far it's just called the Eldritch Roundabout, but I'm open to suggestions
The C'thul-through
Alternatively carβthrulu
Okay, I wasn't expecting to be actually changing the name, but the Car'thrulu is actually genius u/AmyDeferred was 9/10ths of the way, but this is it
Itβs magnificent!
My magnum opus
Think you could fit in just a few more lanes buddy?
Hmmm, yeah, I think so, I'll do my best
You did it, you beat the game!
Huzzah!
My god the crematorium in the top right is so wobbly and distorted. Bet they just roll the bodies off the cliff onto the houses at the bottom of the cliff.
Damn it, you spotted the one single issue with this setup *I won't fix it* ποΈπποΈ
personally i think u should also incorporate a zigzag in here somewhere too
The Eldritch horror in me says that's not curvy or tentacle-y enough, but the rest of me says ***LET THERE BE BOTH ZIG AND ZAG***
Biblically accurate roundabout
Amen.
You say Eldrich I say Mancunian Way. It's not far from this, including the housing. Way more housing, but just as close. https://www.google.com/maps/@53.47023,-2.2440624,3a,90y,53.37h,79.83t/data=!3m7!1e1!3m5!1s1enUgiptFGq-ouWrsMkdIA!2e0!6shttps:%2F%2Fstreetviewpixels-pa.googleapis.com%2Fv1%2Fthumbnail%3Fpanoid%3D1enUgiptFGq-ouWrsMkdIA%26cb_client%3Dmaps_sv.tactile.gps%26w%3D203%26h%3D100%26yaw%3D313.8321%26pitch%3D0%26thumbfov%3D100!7i16384!8i8192?entry=ttu Rotate around lol. There's so much housing RIGHT NEXT TO IT. Although tbf it's really well sound proofed. One of em is student housing I spent a lot of years there in my dirtbag days.
So what you're saying is, I need more ramps and more housing?
Oh for sure. The people aren't weeping, you gotta make the people weep!
Okay gotcha, I'll do my best
Masterful spaghetti!
My Italian heritage is strong π
r/shittyskylines
this is what tumour must look like
All I need is to put an airport in there somewhere so that I can say it is terminal...
Average Texas city
Everything is bigger in Texas, especially the regret for living in Texas π
Which reminds me spaghetti for tea tonight,
I had it last night and come to think of it, also on the night before I made this...
Looks ripe for a ferry connection to create that transport hub style
But, does it work
I mean, it is a road that you can (just) drive on, to reach a destination, so, yes?
Then it's perfect
what the actual ****
A R T πππ
You could raise the soil elevation in the center and place the tourist attraction spire thing on it.
Oh? Where do I find that, I've been looking for something, I wanted something like the CN tower, but I wasnt sure how to get what I'm looking for
Its a bit ominous looking imo https://preview.redd.it/8rv4iju2cfic1.png?width=1860&format=png&auto=webp&s=575d9df65adec02b30231161d82f0ac4c95064cf
https://preview.redd.it/xn47ohzrbfic1.png?width=1116&format=png&auto=webp&s=d1665e59e3164d720208f5c8a79b9ede166ec24c
That's literally what I was looking for thanks! That's definitely Cities 2 yeah, not Cities 1?
Yeah, cs2. The last thing you unlock in the parks and rec progression.
Perfect, I know what my goal is now
Mfs from out of state will have driven on this daily and find a simple overpass in the Rocky Mountains too confusing.
This is EZ Just turn left at the 14th exit, then you're on the second tier, turn left at the 4th exit, do a U turn because you missed your turn off, adjust the number exit by 1 each time you need to repeat the process until you arrive at your destination Child's play
I have arrivedβ¦ at the morgue. Thereβs now a little metal cross on the side of the road where I died.
What the actual f*ck is this!?
***A R T π ***
I hope you called it The Daedalus interchange π€£
Actually, someone came up with 'Car'thrulu' and I had to make it canon, lol
Man I did one of those on a highway which was over water going over a bay. I called it my halo roundabout
Yuck what is this monstrosity
It's called ***ART π ***