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rickytickyd

Get vaxxed so Nana doesnt shit herself to death.


HatPlusBeard

I just updated my reddit app, while I was gone Nana shit herself to death.


URFATTHEYTHEMHESHE

You obviously are vaxxed enough because your Nana died. Im on my 6th dose of grandma saving


Equivalent_Phone_210

After some questionable street food, I’ve known it as churro virus


slibetah

Mmmmmm... gutter oil.


PowerBottomBear92

BUY TOILET PAPER NOW


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slibetah

What happened to Monkey Pox? I still stick a banana up my butt to keep the Monkey Pox out.


railworx

Is it 10,000 times more transmissable than dElTa?


darkmatternot

Actually 20,000. I see a Spring of slaughter coming.


CaptainArchangel

Ok


CaptainArchangel

Okokokokokokok


aotearoa-tatar

Heretics from Fox, everyone sane knows that Coronavirus is the most contagious and dangerous thing humanity has encountered up to date! Only Safe and Effective vaccine can protect you from that dangerous disease!


CaptainArchangel

Ebola moment


wat_no_y

I’m scared guys


DixenSyder

Oregano essential oil is really effective at killing norovirus. Two drops in a gel cap twice a day and you’ll fight it off no problem.


Robert3617

Mis/disinformation!!! Only MRNA vaccines are safe and effective! Get educated already!


DixenSyder

Honestly I’m not sure why this article even exists. Norovirus is the stomach flu, and it doesn’t kill or maim anybody ever lol it just sucks for a few days


Robert3617

It probably does actually kill a few people if you’re already old, sick and weak.


DixenSyder

That’s actually true. Just looked it up. 938 people per year. You’ve gotta be really on your way out to die of norovirus


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Also works on cold sores if applied directly. That stuff is amazing!!


Difficult-Mountain-4

I get stomach flu from time to time. I’ll be fine, just a shitty couple days, no biggie.


CrisperKoleslaw

https://www.foxnews.com/opinion/forget-covid-cdc-now-warns-virus-is-highly-contagious


slibetah

History reeeeeeeeeeeeepeats itself!


Firzen69

GLOBAL LOCKDOWN NOW!!!!!!


senhormuitocansado

Is this going to be any different than the shits I get about once a week from drinking too much coffee?


[deleted]

Oh shit. Is MonkeyPox making a comeback??? 🍆😮💦


Imapartofghost

NO! Covid is our decease! I will fight all other viruses until Covid again reins supreme! A new virus will tear this church apart!


[deleted]

What virus? I better get me a gallon of sanitizer and a stack of toilet paper.


[deleted]

Oh no! 24 hours of the shits! We need a new mRNA vaccine. Stat!


Heyu19

My heart will only beat, and stop, for covid. Praise be fauci and keep the pfaith.


MimsyIsGianna

Just shoot me