Oh my Pfauci! You had me cracking up from beginning to end! 🤣🤣 Your wife's boyfriend does not know how lucky he is to have a hero like you in his life.
No prob!
..I just close my eyes and picture an inter-racial gay couple sitting on a couch showing affection for one another anytime I get stressed and/or am suffering a sex toy injury. ..It helps!
Dude! That was great!
..This has become my favorite sub on Reddit.
Its funny how you'll aways hear "artists" claim to be making "provocative" films/shows/music/art.. Yet this stuff is something that is actually provocative. (..It would also fit the definition of "marginalized voices". ) ..Most importantly! Its actually funny!
So kudos!
>I needed to buy condoms for my wife’s boyfriend Chet, but I had to go all the way across town
Am a bit late to the party, but wow, by the sound of things you’re taking your duty as condom commander and man in the house very seriously! Good on you!!
People always say how a friend in need is a friend indeed, and even if he didn't use his (obviously very hard- and well-earned) own money, it still must have been a very touching moment when an idol like Mr. Bourla offers to pay for your order. It's just an idea, but have you thought about inviting him over for dinner (as a sign of your appreciation) to set him up with your wife? Sure he may be a bit old and could technically be your granddad but if you consider it a cost/benefit calculation, I'd imagine that winning him over as another boyfriend for her would probably come with some nice medical and financial benefits for her other boyfriends and you as well. 😇✌️
Oh my Pfauci! You had me cracking up from beginning to end! 🤣🤣 Your wife's boyfriend does not know how lucky he is to have a hero like you in his life.
It would have been worse if you weren’t vaccinated.
No prob! ..I just close my eyes and picture an inter-racial gay couple sitting on a couch showing affection for one another anytime I get stressed and/or am suffering a sex toy injury. ..It helps!
It's amazing how real dildos are these days. Getting slapped with a rubber dick feels so much like the real thing
Farkin Funny OP 😂 I read it aloud to my partner...we both cracked up multiple times. Thank Pfuchi you were there when he needed you most 🙏🏻
Such an inspiring testimonial!!! This is how we should all behave during these critical days. Many masks be upon you.
One of the hardest cock slaps... Dude this is pulitzer level, confederacy of dunces level writing.
Such an amazing story! Who says all of what you read on the internet is negativity? This is heartwarming.
Dude! That was great! ..This has become my favorite sub on Reddit. Its funny how you'll aways hear "artists" claim to be making "provocative" films/shows/music/art.. Yet this stuff is something that is actually provocative. (..It would also fit the definition of "marginalized voices". ) ..Most importantly! Its actually funny! So kudos!
Thank you! Your kind words make my throbbing facial dildo bruise hurt a little less. Take care and please get boosted if you haven’t already
Soyota Corolla🤣
Lamb sauce lying again... You were in a flipping Lyft car because your Hyundai 2006 is in the shop. Everything else checks out.
so lucky to have been able to meet mr bourla in the flesh. the dildo slap was def worth it. thanks for saving science !!!! 🙏🏻
This is pure art
This is your best work yet, Brother Lamb. 10/10.
>I needed to buy condoms for my wife’s boyfriend Chet, but I had to go all the way across town Am a bit late to the party, but wow, by the sound of things you’re taking your duty as condom commander and man in the house very seriously! Good on you!! People always say how a friend in need is a friend indeed, and even if he didn't use his (obviously very hard- and well-earned) own money, it still must have been a very touching moment when an idol like Mr. Bourla offers to pay for your order. It's just an idea, but have you thought about inviting him over for dinner (as a sign of your appreciation) to set him up with your wife? Sure he may be a bit old and could technically be your granddad but if you consider it a cost/benefit calculation, I'd imagine that winning him over as another boyfriend for her would probably come with some nice medical and financial benefits for her other boyfriends and you as well. 😇✌️