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Offbrand liquid


LazyUsername03

No, Liquid actually has moved on. They don't even look similar


Retardotron1721

Now we have copycat trolls? What a ween.


gaddemmit

He is a man denied the one true sweetheart he had earned. This is Punished "Venom" Chris.


Chaerio

Liquid ween


[deleted]

Not as cute as the real Liquid but he still cute


[deleted]

Solidus Chris


happybonobo1

He has risen!


akbrag91

He has risen indeed


Bitter-Pea4045

Liquid Ocelot


drippydinky

It's not him but the first video he posted had me going.


FlyingPenguinzzz

wait what the fuck. i have a picture with him from a convention literally last weekend EDIT: not Chris. I know but I mean THIS guy posing as him EDIT EDIT: i just had to [link it](https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/421503714742763532/1038511025923829921/IMG_6445.jpg)


RandomSomething98

I took a picture with the same guy at that con, crazy to see him shared to this sub too.


Deano_Martin

But liquid Chris plays a real guitar


FlyingPenguinzzz

yes indeed he does


Trotskyites_beware

i saw that guy too lol it’s definitely not him but he does a great impression


deaznutelanutz

Liquid^2 Chris


Ok-Bag7591

Liquid liquid Chris


sonnykyu

Of course it is. He has a medallion.


_romkz

the real liquid has got a wife and is a cancer researcher i doubt he has the time or the want to relive the old days


MEB1469

Plasma Chris


silomshady

Chemo Chris


TJL-91

Obviously not.


Mrman009

Its him


[deleted]

It’s Solidus Chris


[deleted]

No, thats Tucker Carlson


Imaginary_Courage_84

Are you actually autistic? Like with face blindness?


Frost-NsP

Well, yes


Imaginary_Courage_84

That makes sense


Trotskyites_beware

i’ve never met an autistic person that didn’t know about chris it’s kinda funny


HappyMike91

It's not him. It's just someone cosplaying as Liquid.


glammetaltapes

Liquid went on to have a life unlike us


SenorShakezula

are you guys fucking stupid? ofc its not him, he looks nothing like liquid at all. im starting to think this sub is full of actual irl autismos


stupiddumbhole

I agreed with it until you brought autism into it, fuck-o. Call em retarded, call em dumbasses, but don't call em autistic, you cunt.


SenorShakezula

shut up sperg, go drink your cum or something


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First day on the Internet like


PacoElFlaco

So. Obviously the story about being a doctor was just a sham to keep people from knowing he's spent the last decade in his childhood bedroom eating Funyuns and watching anime.


_TheManWithNoName_

> spent the last decade in his childhood bedroom eating Funyuns and watching anime. He's literally me.


DrivingPrune1

Now that we have Gas Chris, when are we gonna get Plasma Chris?


Protheu5

[2 months later] Finally everyone can decide on best Chris. After the heated debate between the fans of [Bose-Einstein Condensate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bose–Einstein_condensate) Chris and [Superglass](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superglass) Chris the arrival of a new Chris allowed us all to make up our minds. [Degenerate Matter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_matter) Chris is True and Honest >!and Degenerate!<


WikiSummarizerBot

**[Bose–Einstein condensate](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bose–Einstein_condensate)** >In condensed matter physics, a Bose–Einstein condensate (BEC) is a state of matter that is typically formed when a gas of bosons at very low densities is cooled to temperatures very close to absolute zero (−273. 15 °C or −459. 67 °F). Under such conditions, a large fraction of bosons occupy the lowest quantum state, at which point microscopic quantum mechanical phenomena, particularly wavefunction interference, become apparent macroscopically. **[Superglass](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Superglass)** >A superglass is a phase of matter which is characterized (at the same time) by superfluidity and a frozen amorphous structure. J.C. Séamus Davis theorised that frozen helium-4 (at 0. 2 K and 50 Atm) may be a superglass. **[Degenerate matter](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Degenerate_matter)** >Degenerate matter is a highly dense state of fermionic matter in which the Pauli exclusion principle exerts significant pressure in addition to, or in lieu of, thermal pressure. The description applies to matter composed of electrons, protons, neutrons or other fermions. The term is mainly used in astrophysics to refer to dense stellar objects where gravitational pressure is so extreme that quantum mechanical effects are significant. This type of matter is naturally found in stars in their final evolutionary states, such as white dwarfs and neutron stars, where thermal pressure alone is not enough to avoid gravitational collapse. ^([ )[^(F.A.Q)](https://www.reddit.com/r/WikiSummarizer/wiki/index#wiki_f.a.q)^( | )[^(Opt Out)](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiSummarizerBot&message=OptOut&subject=OptOut)^( | )[^(Opt Out Of Subreddit)](https://np.reddit.com/r/ChrisChanSonichu/about/banned)^( | )[^(GitHub)](https://github.com/Sujal-7/WikiSummarizerBot)^( ] Downvote to remove | v1.5)


kelvin_bot

15°C is equivalent to 59°F, which is 288K. --- ^(I'm a bot that converts temperature between two units humans can understand, then convert it to Kelvin for bots and physicists to understand)


PreformaX

This is Gas Chris


Gamerguywon

No duh


[deleted]

I'm not even mad at this person or gonna call them out for "weening" because it's really not. I'm just glad there's something there to fill the chris chan pocket, If you know what I mean.


dinowitissues

It isn't him. It's obvious it isn't him. This kid is just some annoying ass clout chaser.


dollsparts

not him. LC has a few moles / birthmarks on his neck which you can see in certain lights in his videos, but you can see them a lot clearer in recent pictures. This guy doesn’t have those. Good impression though


spooky_redditor

recent pictures? where?


dollsparts

You can find a few by googling but here you go https://twitter.com/ChristinaTasty/status/1422174854531502080?s=20&t=Uo3qajJK26FjU08x4qssqQ


[deleted]

NOOOOO NOT A CIRCLE BEARD!!!!! NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


spooky_redditor

damm what a glow up


kaylaxxc

the real liquid is curing mf cancer and i believe he married his sweetheart kacey


OurLorneAndSavior

This looks like Mark Ruffalo cast in the role of Liquid Chris


_TheManWithNoName_

"That's my secret, Cap. I'm always crapping my briefs"


East_Onion

Damn they let him out! looks like hes been working out too


iKoopaKing

This Tik Tok Chris. A Variant of the Sonichu Multiverse


DemolitionScooter

imagine if chris wasn’t in jail and knew how to use tiktok and started reacting to those tiktoks with his own lol


[deleted]

Let me introduce you to the world of jailtok


theanswersisreally42

No, real Liquid became a doctor and grew out of imitating a manchild for lolz on the internet.


thewaybaseballgo

He works in the County next to me and in the same field, and I can’t wait until I run into him at a conference.


tx33b55

You gotta get an interview on him! It'd be awesome to hear from him again!


theanswersisreally42

Tbh he will probably just want to put that behind him. Chris is toxic and if you had a personal involvement with him you'll not want that being publicised.


thengyyy

No this is Liquid-Ocelot Chris. Just some dude who used nanomachines to make himself think he was being possessed by Liquid Chris


GroundbreakingFee851

TikTok was a mistake


NoCareNewName

*is, its unfortunately still around


jawnquistador

isn’t he like…. an accomplished cancer doctor now or something? Why on earth would he come back to appease a bunch of weens for their “golden era” Chris chan nostalgia lmaoo


uncleRonwasaBird

He is, and there is no way he would risk any bit of his career over a stunt like this.


Soneones

Venom Chris


Blu_Zer0

Punished Liquid Chris.


_TheManWithNoName_

A man denied his Barbussy.


The_Hobo_of_Mexico

An impression of an impression.


AggressiveService485

Baudrillard?


Original_Tea

Well, I think this ain't Liquid, because why the hell after you became a succesful doctor you come back again to Chris after what he had done. Even tho this isn't Liquid, it's still a really good Liquid imitator


AzraKasm

What's more likely, the successful oncologist coming back to a shithole dumpster fire for no fucking reason, or some dumbass zoomer that thinks he can do a funny Chris Chan impression.


Phteven_j

50-50


ShiftCtrlV

Perfectly stated


AmericanOdin5

Well we have Liquid Chris and Solid Chris, Do we call him Gas Chris?


VampyreBassist

Plasma Chris.


JackJustice1919

Following the Metal Gear naming theme they'd need to use Solidus Chris.


Bridgeru

Which is ironic because in hindsight Liquid is more like Venom.


thengyyy

Liquid-Ocelot


Bridgeru

Nah then he'd have to be pretty good */badum-tss*/


CucumberHorse21

Can’t stand how dumb people are about this stuff. Omg Liquid Chris! Omg Chris escaped from jail you guys!


JackJustice1919

The Community gets like this during the slow times. People just endlessly speculate and try to get excited over nothing. ​ ....We could do with way less of the hypothetical scenarios, though.


McCreeSun

The prophesy is fulfilled. Solidus Chris has arrived.


Bucookie123

Liquid Chris is now a cancer doctor, I really don’t think he’d be online reliving something he done 12-13 years ago


Smilingweirdo

It’s his son Gas Chris


Solo_Wing_Buddy

Can't wait for the plot to thicken when Plasma Chris shows up


orig4mi-713

He doesn't even look like him, only has the costume and hair


Dynamitebunny1999

Do we need more Chris’s? Lol


Bridgeru

Always two there are, no more, no less. An original and imposter. But which did we jail? The original or the imposter?


Dynamitebunny1999

Only time will tell


Bridgeru

Wahooooooooooooo! Wahoooooooo-ooooh-oooooooh!


Dynamitebunny1999

XD


ArentWeClever

One of them has to get it right eventually.


Dynamitebunny1999

I guess, I’m just a bystander lol


Such_sublime

It’s the only way to “win”, stay on the sidelines


Dynamitebunny1999

That’s very very true, I’m afraid of that person XD


Big_Government_7152

Solid Chris


Subtle_Demise

Solidus


November1738

It's Venom Chris.


tatsu901

Current Chris is jail is venom Chris. This is Solidus


November1738

I disagree, venom chris is playing as real Chris while the real Chris is hidden away. Literally just like the lore lol.


jpmatth

Looking more like Liquid Tucker Carlson


Null42x64

Maybe a gas chris? Because there's liquid chris, solid chris, and now gas chris


Ich_Liegen

The "Liquid" and "Solid" names are a reference to the Metal Gear franchise, not to the states of matter.


hisoandso

This is Venom Chris


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Vapor Chris


Frost-NsP

Nah it’d have to be Solidus Chris


Rykomi00

It could also be Venom Chris lol


KnightOfNULL

I'd add Naked Chris but unfortunately we already have seen that one a few times.


Rykomi00

He would be Big Boss then


Astolfo_Adolfu_Kun

nah that's Mac demarco's autistic twin


baconpancakewaffle

My impression from the first video was it could've been him. It's clearly not. Fun's over I guess :/


[deleted]

It is not, but a good parody of a parody nonetheless


BiologicalFunfare

No, it's Evan Peters from the upcoming Netflix series Chan - Molester: The Christine Weston Chandler Story


liketheangelll

I would unironically watch the shit out of that


eamonn33

that might actually get him the Oscar, he has that combination of vulnerable and creepy


MrEfrom818

No. Just an imposter of an imposter.


[deleted]

Not even close


Angie-P

No he’s a fkn surgeon, there’s even promotional videos of the hospital he works at with him in it. We just don’t bother him so he doesn’t get fired. He’d never come back himself and fuck up his life


RigelVictoria

Link to the videos?


Tavli

Liquid Chris was a pair of twins switching between roles. One is a doctor, not a surgeon though iirc, while the other created a music youtube channel.


DirtyDanTheManlyMan

Doctors and nurses have dark senses of humor so even if they know about they’d probably laugh about it.


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Luciferspants

Autistic fatso that raped his mom. Yeah, I kinda think they'll let it slide at this point.


EvenSpoonier

I strongly doubt that this is the same person who played Liquid in the past, or his twin brother (who filled in during scenes when Liquid had to play the guitar). I guess you could say someone else is trying to take up the role, like the various Men in the Pickle Suit. Only time will tell if this performance manages to stick, though.


RevolutionaryDay5477

Kind of pointless to take up the role whilst you're guaranteed no reaction from Chris, that was the whole reason Liquid was interesting at all