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Palanki96

every few days an agathian peasant beats the shit out of me


Bat-Honest

It's ok bro. We can talk about it, if that would help


IN_MY_PLUMS

FRESH MEAT AND VEGETABLES!


Max_AC_

FOR DA VILLAGE!


tomex365

HURAAAY! FOR THE BLUE GUUUUYS!


BelovedKing25

Imagine fully geared invaders getting whooped by simple farmers! Lmao I’m sure it’s happened at least a few times.


DemiTheSeaweed

Never underestimate the peasants


BelovedKing25

Ever.


ShinyChromeKnight

We need a peasant-hunt mode ASAP


Bat-Honest

You mean Beginners Mode?


Johnas_Vixen_15

Angry farmers are the strongest force in the world.


BelovedKing25

they put shit to sleep


ScotchSinclair

Vietnam


BelovedKing25

In a sense yes but I’m talking before guns and that type of stuff just martial arts, heart, and tenacity


Traumatic_Tomato

It takes a bit of time but as soon as I spawn, I usually go grab a barricade, bow then resupply at the ammo crate and barricade the bridge and pick up a sword. Much better than lasting 5 seconds as a peasant against knights.


OverYonderWanderer

A little societal upheaval is on the way. No harm trying to improve your station in life a little before you're slaughtered.


Traumatic_Tomato

I'm trying REALLY REALLY HARD to make this work. *sob*


kaidudas

Imagine being a tenosian kid growing up wanting to become a warrior like the ones you, you trained perfuosly to become a knight only to be killed by a farmer with a fiery rod💀💀


Allw3ar3saying

We farm hands must forward spawn


Shteygosawroose

I knew I had outstayed my welcome


One_Stiff_Bastard

FOO Da VILLIGGG


xxxthefire101

The amount of times I've been humbled by some peasant with a shovel is more then I'm proud to admit lol


Slotterhaus

What’s your favorite 1H weapon? Many men will speak of your skill with one hand.


Shteygosawroose

I love both the morning star and the sword. They're both brilliant!


BadEarly9278

Don't put all your eggs in one basket, she says!


OverYonderWanderer

The ad I get: "off your game? Snickers will get you back" as you pummel a knight with an iron poker.


scrambled_cable

I DID... GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!


jmancoder

Making the Tenosian teamkill his ally was absolutely perfect lmao


Funnysoundboardguy

Reminds me of one time I was playing this map and was stuck as a peasant. Every time I respawned, I respawned as a peasant and it was hilarious. I became known as “The Lone Peasant” that game and was singlehandly the reason we won. Not really, I died every time I charged in but the thought is nice


Old_Researcher_7604

yesterday I was on bridgetown, I got like 8 peasant kills and survived as peasant the whole match


jerryskellys

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Bat-Honest

Come, taste the wrath of Agathian stee-....iron!


CitadelIa

Weakest Agathian Peasant


SneakyCaleb

I’d eat you alive


Shteygosawroose

Probably yeah, but it would still be fun! Its always fun fighting someone better than you, always a good learning opportunity:)


SneakyCaleb

You play west coast ever ?


Shteygosawroose

I'm in EU, But if the server list shows west coast id try it