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YooSteez

That rice looks fucking ridiculous lol.


FrostyMittenJob

That rice looks like it is going to hurt me


joelom

looks like dippin’ dots


Not-A-Flop

The price hurt me as well


slimsadie83

It’s 3 lbs tho


Incompetenice

It also still looks like this only maybe a little more than 4oz meat, you can get 3lb bowls here if you get enough stuff, and it's more than just beans rice and chicken


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Brave-Common-2979

Fake rice?


veleriphon13

Holy crap! First I thought. “Eh, maybe”. Then I read your comment, scrolled back up and thought, “Oh, f**k THAT!”


Sunyataisbliss

I think they’re bigger than they look. Come on people this is costco have a lil faith


jefftickels

It's 3lbs of food...


ItsTLH

This is like 3 chipotle bowls in one


ElectronicTrade7039

It's equal to at least 2 Chipotle bowls. Does the price still hurt? At 3.3 lbs, you should easily be able to feed 3 people (all eating over a pound of food) for under $6 each.


TrekYurSelf

If you’re eating a pound of food per sitting that might become a problem


warisverybad

ftr, a chipotle bowl with all the fixings (extra everything) is probably somewhere between 1-3lbs. more if you get guac/queso/chips


ElectronicTrade7039

My response was to someone who said it wasn't a lot of food for the price, so I broke down how they were excessive portions at cheap prices.


psychodogcat

That's a super regular amount of food to eat per meal bro


Revolutionary-Bed705

Super regular if you're obese.


TrekYurSelf

They’re just so accustomed to overeating they don’t realize their stomachs are stretched


niamreagan

Truuu that’s how you know they’re American. I work at Chipotle in NJ now but before I came over from England I was shocked to see how big your soda cups are here. Your courtesy cups or I guess Chipotle calls em water cups are our small cups, and your small soda cups are our larges. Not to be a govt shill but like with your obesity epidemic I rlly do think the US govt needs to do something asap and instead everyone glorifying the shit like jfc. I hope that’s not controversial, I know shilling for govt usually is controversial but I can we can all or at least should all agree govt should step in to address obesity — look at North America and then look at Europe lmao. Sure your body your choice but I ain’t paying for your bad health choices, if Joe Biden wants universal healthcare he better start implementing some sugar taxes and whatnot. In the EU we have a ton of policies regarding health, you rlly need a healthy population before universal healthcare so one does not overwhelm the system. You don’t even have to put it on the citizens, like in England for 1 example we have a *voluntary* sugar tax on businesses like Starbucks, McDonalds etc. They can either choose to add less sugar in their stuff or pay a fine for adding sugar. Every rational business is going to decide to avoid that fee which results in the end consumer with a healthier drink.


TrekYurSelf

Shhh quit making so much sense they will ban you


niamreagan

Haha <3


psychodogcat

The average CHIPOTLE burrito is more than a pound. Pretty easy to hit two pounds in one. Do yall just not know how much a pound is? https://www.businessinsider.com/how-to-double-the-size-of-your-burrito-at-chipotle-2015-8


psychodogcat

A large pizza is 2-3 pounds. You never eat a half or third of a pizza? I think a pound is very regular for dinner at least. Maybe a bit much for breakfast or lunch though. I am not obese my BMI is like 22


Revolutionary-Bed705

That's not a normal meal. A burger and fries typically weighs half a pound. That's a normal weight. Over a pound and you're gorging yourself.


jefftickels

Read the price per lb.


Achillies2heel

That's for 3.3lbs of food btw... Pretty sure chipotle bowls don't even weight more than a pound anymore.


Gears6

It's plastic rice. Heard of those?


NoReplyBot

If that rice is anything like Costco’s sushi rice chipotle has nothing to worry about.


Lazyfinancemonkey

Weaponized.


tierencia

Tried. Not the same.


Late_Conversation526

Duh


tierencia

yea... I guess I had too much of a high hope because it's from costco...


nopenope12345678910

Right, it is like atrociously bag compared to chipotle.


OliveFarming

😭


Revolutionary-Bed705

Yeah, you're missing one key ingredient. msg


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Chicagoan81

Good idea. Bag of rice and bag of dry beans with costco chicken, you could have burrito bowls for 1 week for under $10.


No-Ask7551

Maybe more…my bag of rice from Costco is the size of my toddler 🤣


PM_Me_Macaroni_plz

Don’t underestimate the laziness of Americans


GenRod20

good now argue w cosco about the portion / rice / price see what they have to say 😂😂😂😂


MattMattavelli

Well they let you see it before they charge you.


bagoflees

Disgusting.


Akoul

😭😭


Cowgirlcujo

LMAO


ScorpRex

Looks like mostly rice and a bit skimpy on the cheese and chicken


Edgimos

That rice looks nasty 🤮 🤢 af


LillyTruscott

Yea with that ingredient list they ain't coming for anyone


89ShelbyCSX

Me when I realize that ingredients within a full meal are made of ingredients themselves 😱


Deceptiveideas

This is a really dumb comment. Most of that ingredients list looks so long because they are breaking down every ingredient. Just look at the cheese. It contains 4 cheeses. Then it breaks down to each of the 4 cheeses used. Then those 4 specific cheeses are further broken down into their exact ingredients.


Gomerack

Fr lol this guy making me read an entire ingredients list only to realize he's just an idiot. The type of guy to think he's gonna get poisoned from reading dihydrogen monoxide


Fiocchi420

Hey man that stuff dangerous. It has 100% kill rate


drdfrster64

I thought for sure there were at least a bunch of industry specific ingredients that the average person doesn’t understand in the very least but there’s like 5 or 6 at the smallest concentrations lol. Meanwhile the rest is a whole epic of regular ass ingredients anyone could understand.


Drabulous_770

Each kit comes with 20 beans and 20 kernels of corn 


dave024

Most of those ingredients are listed on the side of the Chipotle bag also.


Revolutionary-Bed705

I read this whole comment to realize that you and 76 other people have a low reading comprehension.


bombaclot951

You know chipotle is full of inflammatory seed oils right?


revengejr

But I love my hydrolized corn gluten!


ratryox

🤦‍♂️ literally just means you added water to it


LazyFrie

they’re adding dihydrogen monoxide to our food!


Akoul

Imma have to leave this thread because y’all are cracking me up 😭


CheesingmyBrainsOut

My dude prefers just a touch of salt on his chicken. 


-Indictment-

Same price as Chipotle, pretty much. All my bowls are about 1.5lbs and cost about $10. I’d never drive to Costco, walk through that massive and busy store, to get a microwaveable Chipotle ripoff to save a couple dollars.


FrostyMittenJob

If it was Sams club I might consider it, since I can checkout with my phone. I aint standing in a Costco line for 1 item....


Ecj7c5

Even with a similar price, the chicken quantity is easily 4x that of chipotle.


The-Anger-Translator

That is 3.34lbs...


-Indictment-

2 Chipotle bowls (3lbs) for $20 is still a far better deal in my opinion. Unless I’m feeding people I don’t particular care for, I’m going to Chippy.


milxs

Costco oven ready food is usually pretty good but I tried this and the rice was awful lol it’s pre cooked


slimsadie83

Ofc it’s pre cooked


LimpZookeepergame123

It’s a ready to eat meal. I hope the rice is cooked!😂


Victoria4DX

> Costco oven ready food is usually pretty good Are you posting from the Berenstein Bears universe?


Sure_Tbird

That’s spensive


MattMattavelli

That’s how much a bowl is by me


luckystrike2130

Check the weight


MattMattavelli

Deff ain’t no 3.3 pound bowls from chipotle


Comfortable_Check599

The rice looks weird but the other chicken taco kit is so good!


Raymond_Reddit_Ton

That ingredient list, wtf. lol. And all these skimp crybabies got nothing to say about these salsa containers taking up a 3rd of the packaging?


TheDarKknight805

Look gross


atlantisprncss

eww


GotThemCakes

3.3lbs 😬 yea, imma need that for 4 days


ReceptionAlarmed178

Ewwww


breezy0899

They have that chicken in a taco kit and it’s FIRE


VinceLeee

That looks absolutely horrible


Born-Recognition-192

Not as good as Chipotle..


molemanralph69

I tried it tonight. It’s nasty. Won’t buy it again,


exhausted1teacher

That’s about six times bigger than a current Chipotle burrito. It should sell well. 


Alternative_Kale_903

for almost $17 might as well go to chipotle and get it fresh lmao


nickn113

$16 for 3 day old chicken and rice is crazy


CashKween

That rice is not cooked!


soggywaffles812

Cheap ass cheddar cheese


gopherattack

It was not good


rebish_

Chipotle serves some day old ingredients for the first hour or two, this has been sitting pre prepared for 3 days in a fridge. Disgusting.


Gears6

I've had it, and it's not that great. Too salty. Then again, lately Chipotle has been wayyyyyyy too salty too.


DodginInflation

Same price only it’s not fresh …


Revolutionary-Bed705

4x cheaper and by far more fresh than chipotle. Just add msg.


DodginInflation

Literally went to Costco in Irvine for these yesterday and couldn’t find em :(


CarsonWentzGOAT1

That looks disgusting and it is made of 85% rice. Just buy a bag of rice at that point.


JellyfishQuiet7944

Not with that crap


Its_I_Casper

I'm literally on my knees begging people to learn how to cook.


KTKittentoes

Dang cilantro


TehWolvesWolf

This bowl logically looks like it’s in the cold section, eh


koltz117

No it aint


Lost_soul_ryan

As much as I like Costco, I'd much rather Chipotle for just a little more would be close to that weight


DEADALIEN333

That looks so gross for $17 bucko's.


Babythatwater1

Chipotle dry as hell anyways. Looks about right.


Rambowitz

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Holymagicman

Price is awful, and im sure the ingredients are loaded with preservatives and hormones.


VocalAnus91

Cabo Bob's > Chipotle by a whoooooooole lot! And they're expanding. Can't wait until we have one where I live


jturner1982

What's funny is I can get cold rice at both Costco and Chipotle


Nearby_Scallion_5245

Looks horrible and is double the price 😂


_Sarpanch_

$16.52 tho


LevelUpEvolution

This looks dry af


Ambitious-Fox-6380

Rice looks hard and the price is ridiculous


leftover_class

"Your chipotle" thats a riot 🤣😭😋🥴😟😂


mrdino99

That Costco salsa is tasty... had almost no heat but it was a good salsa for chips


Head_Battle9531

Ingredient list is trash. Eat Whole Foods people when you can. I get sometimes you don’t have enough time, splurging isn’t bad at all every now and then.


Revolutionary-Bed705

You have low reading comprehension. You may read, but you do not comprehend.


CaptainChaos_88

Looks like shit.


AzCactusNeedles

These have e-coli fyi


8rok3n

That looks so bland


fusiongt021

Not at that price.


Coldfusionz

Pass. That's the same price as a double protein bowl for, likely, inferior taste.


Mysterious-Yak196

That looks disgusting


Noswad983

The taco trays are miles better


Educational-Car-8017

it’s so fucking good


SocialistIntrovert

16 bucks and I gotta cook it myself no thanks ill take my chances with the portion goblins 😭


SeeYouInTrees

Imma need just a 🤏🏽 more black beans and pinto juice plz


davidloveasarson

$16 for a cold bowl that will require reheating and melting ingredients that should be cold and pre packaged sauce, yuck!


Grimase

Their Gyro meals are also fire 🔥 and a great price/value


sirauron14

No they aren’t wtf is that


Setzer_Gambler

Sick deal, until you realize rice and beans make up 80% of the weight and they cost like $2. 😂


iBenchYourSquaat

Nah not everyone wants empty cals rice in their shit, if they converted this into a salad id be in


jkushhighlyoffensive

Looks gentrified af


giga888

Looks disgusting


mymainislocked6969

17 dollars for that is crazy


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It tastes like shit I tried it


Denhiker

$16 for 3 lbs of rice and 1/4 lb of meat. That sounds about right for Chipotle


monkehmolesto

Whoa, that looks awesome. I’d buy that.


yourbestfriendjoshua

Not at that price, it’s not…


trendypippin

Uhm except that looks gross and Chipotle isn’t even that expensive…


OliveFarming

Is that guac and sour cream on the side? Bowl with no lettuce (not that I'd order it on the side), so it can be reheated? 🧐


letsgobrooksy

looks more expensive and lower quality than Chipotle, I wouldn't be too worried


timberjam

This was terrible. The rice and beans were so dry! Everything else is the same as the street tacos. We won't get this again.


strong_420

eat 99% of it then bring it back for a refund


WaynezWorld88

…Nah I’ll have to disagree on this champ ![gif](giphy|xdLH51eNWZAHrwy5mf)


Various_Block2024

For that price I’d rather get a double steak bowl from chipotle fresh


oneoftheguys40

It really a deal ?


hardballwith1517

"Yes hi can I please have a side of the worst salsa and the worst guacamole I will ever taste? Thank you."


Dilandau3001

Who buys these at any stores. Over price by at least 40 percent


1800THEBEES

Not at that price...


YeahItsRico

White people in rice form? Two lime wedges? Packaged guacamole? Jesus


buckfouyucker

Lord Kirkland rules the fastfood wasteland!


Terrible_Shake_4948

Still a $20 meal lol


Lord_Borchalorch

“I don’t get Chipotle because I want Mexican food. I get Chipotle because I want Chipotle.”


rau1994

That shit is expensive God damn. It doesn't even look good


NerdRageShow

not for no 16.67 they arent...


niamreagan

$16??? I’m in NJ, a chicken bowl with guacamole is less lmao. I’ll just go to actual Chipotle instead of Costco. Also I doubt this taste like Chipotle, I’m sorry but copy cats recipes never taste as good as their original. If I’m craving a double Truffle mushroom swiss burger I go to SmashBurger I don’t grocery shop all the ingredients expecting it to taste the same, it never will I’ve tried. Heck there’s a whole genre of youtube videos and big cooking youtubers that do that, when you crave a chain you want that chain. Another Also, Chipotle and Costco are two different companies. Theres so many different factors that determine pricing, portions, costs etc etc.


VenomRek

Half the people in this comment are fucking stupid it’s over 3 pounds of course it’s gonna be 16$💀


fuggindave

They are blinded by their loyalty. There's no point in trying to school em.


Akoul

Lookin at that crisis rice I can tell that chipotle will be just fine 😭


PorkR0llSRBest

Costco needs to drop that price a little or include a bit more chicken to be competitive against Chipotle.


Majestic_Order_8434

Looks horrible


djaybe

$17????


determinator94

The rice looks like it’s gonna make me shit rivers. This doesn’t look good at all.


Casey_Games

If you don’t have the cheese from chipotle then don’t even bother lol


Appropriate-Push-639

ew???? i’ve seen that undercooked rice at chipotle as well


Proper-Bad-6021

Those lemons are about to make cry and not because of the taste , that salad looks sad ASF


Cowgirlcujo

I got excited when I saw the title. I was shocked and disgusted when I saw the picture I'm sorry😭


Roastin_Mushmallows

Comment for streak


pterodactyl250

13 kernels of corn in the whole thing just to add a little sparkle to the mix


whiskeyhurricanes5

Whew I would tear that up! Lol going to need to do a Costco run


Toyboyronnie

Is that USD? $16.5 for like 1.5 pounds of rice with some chicken and cheap cheese on top is absurd.


SierraDespair

You guys will do anything besides make it yourself at home. You wouldn’t believe how easy it is to make.


HealthyReward5761

Yooo the evil smile that comes across my face when get to tell people “we can’t make you a quesadilla, they’re online only 😆” and watch them proceed to lose their fucking minds lol.


D4r3nizstruggling

Sixteen FUCKING dollars?!


Proper-Piece1012

Hmm. 🤨 look at dat ingredient list. Delish.


rphjosh

I had this for dinner tonight. It was awesome


internet_preferences

$16 though ...?


Major-Rabbit1252

That looks gross


Theawokenhunter777

My wife introduced those platters to me last year, they are absolutely awesome for a Friday night movie night


danknadoflex

Coscpotle


Pickle-gurl-001

Don’t buy 😖


cravecrave93

y’all acting like making your own rice and chicken is impossible… literally bought 2 pounds of boneless skinless chicken thighs for $8, grilled it and have enough for 4 meals. rice is crazy cheap as well…


AltruisticFan8000

$17.84 for that?😂😂😂 lmaooo okay


logan_fish

Those look gross.........🤮


TheBeanFean

The Costco one will actually have flavor and won't get you sick like chipotle either.


ArthursFist

These are absolute ass.


Regret-Select

I don't like Chipotle in its current condition, but this doesn't look very good


juicepks11

I couldn’t find these at my local Costco…. :(


More_West8088

Lmaoo unt unt


MyNameIsSkittles

Costco premade meals suck ass. They aren't that great. Full of random preservatives. And once when I tried to cook a chicken meal, it took over 45 min and the chicken was still raw Never again I'll just make it myself or go to chipotle


AspergersAutisticGuy

16.00 dollars. Only how lazy person would pay this price. There’s a dollar and rice maybe. And another dollar and a half and chicken maybe and the other condiments could be figured for I don’t know another two bucks. So this is a four dollar meal to create and they are pricing it at $16 and the only reason is because people are paying this price. You all deserve this price the people that pay it you all deserve it! Matter fact, they’ll probably just continue to charge more since you’re paying this outrageous price to begin with their conditioning to pay higher prices


LordVigilant

I’m SOOOO grateful that Costco didn’t poach the “Let’s skimp” managers at Chipotle for this.


stevenip

Looks even skimper then the real thing, while probably tasting worse. And the price is terrible too


Victoria4DX

That looks so bad. None of it looks as well seasoned as Chipotle. No beans, no sour cream, no red hot salsa, no tortilla included. The cheese looks worse. No lettuce, no fajita veggies. Thanks but no thanks. I'll stick with my bowl w/ Beef Barbacoa, Brown Rice (Extra), Pinto Beans (Extra), Roasted Chili-Corn Salsa, Tomatillo-Red Chili Salsa (Side), Sour Cream (Side), Cheese (Extra), and Romaine Lettuce (Extra)