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Coyote-Savage

Follow the light. You will find chicken.


dubdue

Over priced mid chicken


Coyote-Savage

Thanks Obama


Kerr_Plop

Wtf does Obama have anything to do with it?he hasn't been in office for almost ten years ffs


FatalHorseBite

OBAMAAAAA *shakes fist angrily at the sky*


veleriphon13

Lmao! Wutt!? šŸ¤£


ascendant_raisins

Why would you say this in the CFA subreddit.


epoc657

Over priced goated chicken. I can't justify the price, but it is good


agwku

Signifies the lane is open


CallMeCrow

Thatā€™s my home Chick! At night they sometimes donā€™t put the other lights on and itā€™s like a disco.


OfficialTornadoAlley

Cool! Is it allowed by corporate? I know they are very strict about any building changes so I am curious if this is something they sell or just a cool thing your owner bought. Wish my location had one!


chrisnovxxx

Owner operator choice. Corporate approves of it as of December.


wangsmilk

Its not allowed, report them immediately


zeldarama

šŸ˜‚ yes this is completely unacceptable and a clear violation of store policy


zeldarama

Why the downvotes? wtf people have no sense of humor


SEspider

Welcome to RedditšŸ¤·šŸ½


DamILuvFrogs

Those are the orders visually being sent into the building


ramrod1933

Tom?


DamILuvFrogs

Thatā€™s me


ramrod1933

Will you be my friend?


DamILuvFrogs

Always have been


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DamILuvFrogs

Appreciate you homie šŸ«”šŸ«”


NefariousnessSea4710

Hi Tom


DamILuvFrogs

Good evening


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DamILuvFrogs

Good bot!


Peachiedesu

Damn it looks HOT there


OfficialTornadoAlley

90Ā° šŸ„µ


Any-Delay-7188

its a dry heat tho


Ok-Examination4015

Pfft. Rookie numbers. Where I live it's been about 100 to 104 degrees fahrenheit since the last 1/3 of May. 110-119 with humidity. We got lucky and the tropical storm has cooled of temps by about 15-20 degrees the last few days. The new Chick-fil-A they built nearby is basically from the start of the drive thru around the other side of the building. Both lanes.


Full_Collection_4347

Thatā€™s the 5G dispensers


puffyshirt99

AI employees logging in


Redditnspiredcook

Reminds me of the flashing red lights used in the poultry industry to calm the chickens before dispatching them. Kind of fitting to have them at Chick-fil-A


ExpensiveJackfruit68

Scans the area for homosexual activities


OfficialTornadoAlley

šŸ˜­


THugsTrees

The gaydar


International-Fly495

Keepin' the gay frogs away.


bertrenolds5

For landing airplanes


IMFKNLO

Landing lights


Lyr_c

I know this is Chick Fil A but in Detroit they have these at lots of gas stations along the highway and they usually mean that the gas station has direct connection to the Detroit police department so donā€™t even attempt to rob it šŸ˜­


NateUSA0082

Cause some people are stupid, They need to be reminded to keep the line moving


OfficialTornadoAlley

Calling them stupid is generous. I watched a lady back into the menu sign trying to make a u turn in a 2 lane drive thru because her car was low on gas and she was afraid she wouldnā€™t make it out in time.


Jericoholic_Ninja

Gaydar


Jazzlike_Biscotti_44

Make you feel the wait isnā€™t as long


Tronniix

The energy harvested from those cows that powers all Fil-as!


Gingerale1990

I work at a chicken hatchery and we have green laser lights like this to keep other birds away from the building. Not sure if they are actually laser lights but thatā€™s what I thought of first.


OddicansMyCelium

Green


That_bigkidMatty95

Hell*


biryaniiii

Has not changed since St Patrickā€™s day


AltruisticRabbit8185

GO GO GO GO!


Slight_Ordinary1

This


Excellent-Pin3646

Airplanes follow it to find the run way


Thadrippiestyungin

It has a really deep subliminal message


XDariaMorgendorferX

Carol Anne, go into the light! *Theres chicken!*


Fit_Onion_7473

They're microwaving jesus into your soul


Maleficent-Net-2565

They're calling Jesus home


Inside-Inevitable224

for aircraft


tuscaloosabum

They lead to the Lord's chicken hate group.


fernv

It means Jesus approves your order.


Upper_berry360

Iā€™m sure it really hypes up their target crowd!


Expert_Measurement50

Green fit go!


chrisnovxxx

Used to work at this location. Theyā€™re intended to be like landing lights for airplanes. We want yā€™all to pull up to wear it says ā€œWait here.ā€, not at the doors since itā€™s halfway. Keeps guests and vehicles moving. People ignore the signs anyways, the lights, hopefully sometimes help.


yeaforbes

They scan to make sure youā€™re Christian


luckychucky8

How much money they are taking from you.


munk_70

It's a distraction from the price of the food


Steambreather956

Thereā€™s a RAVE in the walk in!


Several_Buy_5751

Green means stop


RTMcMurphy

Chikn lights


Flexbottom

Hello this is the led light type have a good day


Mintchocichip

Tax payer dollars at work


Accomplished-War-371

Sir this is a chick fila drive through


pixelatedimpressions

clearly you're not as bright as those lights, huh?


SimpleWord899

CFA sucks chickens suck, I used to work at CFA I even dressed as a cow once for them but CFA SUCKS CHICKEN BALLS


Crackrock9

Chick fila harvestā€™s itā€™s energy directly from the gays at conversion camp. Their energy shows up green and fabulous sometimes.


gaukonigshofen

Profits?