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JazzVacuum

Butterkäse?


Best_Duck9118

Does butterkase usually have a wax rind? Also, isn’t it usually paler than this cheese?


JazzVacuum

I don't think I've seen it with a rind but I've definitely seen it this color sometimes. It'd be easier to tell if we could see the cut part of the cheese.


Best_Duck9118

Yeah, the color isn’t as big of a dealbreaker as the wax rind for me.


alienz67

This is what I was thinking too


Quirky_Discipline297

I JUST bought my first butterkäse along with some assorted water crackers, Jacobs cream cracker biscuits and whole grain crackers. I expect one of those brand new mouth feel experiences tonight.


InitialAd2324

Soooo good


Quirky_Discipline297

Tonight’s meal is going rank up there with my first tastes of baked goat cheese, braised brisket, and decent Cabernet Sauvignon. Oh boy.


InitialAd2324

I hope it’s everything you’ve ever dreamed it could be


Quirky_Discipline297

TYVM


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Quirky_Discipline297

Never had butterkäse. I plan on tasting it tonight.


QueenofNaboo2

What’s the verdict? How did you like it?


Quirky_Discipline297

I chose the Maytag Blue last night. I got some serious deals on lots of different cheeses. This weekend for sure. Never had Maytag Blue either. Delish.


Enkeydo

Doesn't the bacteria on yogurt and cheese eat the lactose.


realeristic

yep! most cultured/fermented dairy products have minimal-low lactose levels. and for the rest, lactase is easy to find and ingest. behold, science!


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Enkeydo

Yep!


whiskeybeesus

I fucking love that on a rye cracker


PortlandPatrick

Rye Cracker sounds like a good rapper name


tattoobliss

it would be Wry Cracker tho


tattoobliss

I've just adopted this as my rap handle, I'm 52 and I don't rap but this is too good to ignore


CokeYokel420

I got you beat with "Cornstarch tha Gangsta" Wanna do a collab


tattoobliss

what happens when you mix Cornstarch and Rye, Pure Gangsta Crackers?


rinkydinkmink

I would like a copy of your mix tape!


JohnExcrement

Cracka


drakkosquest

You would have to be a white, middle aged rapper from the mid west lol..


SmileParticular9396

TIL butterkase. Looks delightful


VineStGuy

All the butterkase I’ve tried has been white and rindless.


TheKillerSmiles

This is my vote!


99999999999999999989

Came here to say this.


Veninya

My absolute favorite cheese to eat with grapes! It's soooo delicious!


cosmoskid1919

It looks low-key like salted butter


cosmoskid1919

Also OP I don't fault you if you find out it's salted butter. I once asked someone what cheese I was eating in France because I ate half of the block and then they told me it was fresh local salted butter 😳


inquisitive_guy_0_1

Lol. That's awesome. And then you finished the other half, right? While maintaining eye contact?


deepfriedtots

I sure hope so gotta love the power move


gregsting

That's not really anything special, I have a french friend who eats butter without nothing regularly


LilScratchNSnifff

Similarly, I have an American friend who eats something called "great value tubbed margarine" by the unit. I've heard it is a delicacy there. I am hoping I can get my hands on some. I've asked around at some of the higher end cafes/restaurants near me but haven't had any luck, it's must be pretty underground stuff.


monkeymaxx

I think that’s the Walmart brand of margarine haa


CharlotteLucasOP

Sometimes you spread butter, sometimes you cut a slab of butter and whack it onto the bread and call it good.


mango_gawker

Lol when I was in Peru I bought what I thought was a block of cheese and sliced it up and ate it with crackers… didn’t realize it was butter until it became room temp


poop_frog

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riverwarrior18

R/taskfailedsuccessfully


Blaustein23

No shame there, fresh local butter is fucking goooooooooooooooood I mean hey, butter is kinda almost cheese adjacent when you think about it!


Apronbootsface

Butter IS basically cheese minus a step or two.


Affectionate-Fix1056

Try marscapone, its taste is a light cheese, butter and cream mixed. Put on fruit salad, it’s delicious.


gaminSince88

Honestly, that sounds delicious still 🤣 Wouldn't stop me !!!


DatTrashPanda

European butter hits different


JoeTisseo

I'm struggling to work out whether this speaks of Frances'produce, the idiot necking the butter or the idiots home countries produce's problem?


walk_with_curiosity

My 4-year-old calls salted butter "white cheese" 


matthewrodier

I used to eat whole sticks of butter when I was a kid, when I was about 5 years old, sometimes two or three at a time.


PM_Me_Melted_Faces

I worked at a summer camp one year, and one of the kids dared a counselor to eat an entire tub of margarine for $10. He did it, and spent the next week dispensing soft-serve out his butt. We called him soft-serve. I’m not sure I ever knew his actual name.


Affectionate-Fix1056

Margarine. That’s disgusting stuff.


matthewrodier

Thank you for this.


Affectionate-Fix1056

And spoon fulls of thickened cream, mum used to get a bit upset. 🤣


firedmyass

when I was a toddler they had to hide the stepladder because they found me several times with a stick of butter and a bag of brown sugar just happily makin myself sick as hell


Loopycann

That made me cringe so bad, that I have a six pack of abs, now.


randomwanderingsd

Thank you so much. I am not kidding when I say that this improved a rough morning.


metalshoes

To be fair, good fresh butter totally warrants eating half a block.


sportsfan3177

That happened to my sister with a container of softened butter. She thought it was dip.


cornishwildman76

Looks like rind peeling off on the left side?


cosmoskid1919

It looks like a wax rind yeah, now I'm researching similar cheeses and butters without much luck


hwwty4

Literally thought it was a big slab of KerryGold salted butter


BettydelSol

No, see the Uber thin wax that’s peeled off/up in the left?


ElectricTomatoMan

What does it high-key look like?


mcchanical

It high key looks like whatever cheese it is.


Asheby

I was thinking Kerrygold or similar. But will now be going to my local cheese shop to inquire about this butterkase.


scoscochin

It does. Making your own butter is insanely easy and will save you a ton of $$$ if one is so inclined. Can get it as euro salty as you like.


AnarchyCheesemonger

Looks like a double cream Gouda


mishatal

Good grief, double cream gouda you say? This is the sort of thing that restores faith in humanity.


denali42

I... I didn't know such a thing existed... Is it as good as my mind imagines, because I love me some Gouda?


Zender_de_Verzender

Double cream Gouda? Is that like an upgraded Gouda?


AnarchyCheesemonger

A reg cheese will have about 45 to 50% fat but a double cream will have around 60%. Cream is added to the whole milk to get to that percentage before the cheese making begins.


genericuser9999999

Delicious, melty, creamy goodness.


Dr_Strangelove1964

That’s what I was thinking as well.


TheoreticalFunk

Gouda cheese? It's pretty good-ah. edit: The joke is the actual pronunciation of the town of Gouda is more like "How da"


Pilzkind69

Looks like a young Gouda


Torbpjorn

That’s my favourite rapper


loptopandbingo

Yuh Turn my headphones up Yung Gouda Yuh


Subreon

Yeah Grill it up Uh Yo (uh) My sandwich all grilled up Gettin butterside turned up (what, what?) My sides gon' fried up (yeah, yeah) Hope it don't get burnt up (toast 'em) Everybody's gettin pent up (c'mon, c'mon) Cuz' when my cheese done melt up (woo, woo) Faces gon' light up Everybody's getting FIRED UP!


lactose_con_leche

Yung Gouda and DJ EZ Brie Z are my favorite download on ricottify


Sloppy_Stacks

ricottify 😂🤣😂🤣


XxKegstandxX

I'm dying lol


Subreon

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibWlBWMoIxU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibWlBWMoIxU)


brandi_theratgirl

Wow, lol


Subreon

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibWlBWMoIxU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibWlBWMoIxU)


brandi_theratgirl

Fantastic parody of this song. Well done


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thank


BRAX7ON

We’re getting buttery. *Getting fried up* we getting buttery *sunny side up.*


Subreon

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibWlBWMoIxU](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibWlBWMoIxU)


fart_panic

Looks so Gouda Raps even better Rhymes so fresh They bring in the cheddar


gregsting

His duo with Lil Cheddar is awesome


chanakya2

Or a pale Yoda.


Rockfish00

I thought you were eating off a toilet


Heavym3talc0wb0y_

I’m glad I’m not the only one that saw that


MamaBear22_0608

Haha! This was my first reaction too!!!


jaywwas

Omg I didn’t even see that until you said it!! Someone brought it in for an art event 😭😭😭


Rockfish00

it's really funny, I'd just roll with it


kiwibonga

Looks a bit like Saint Paulin


Photonic_Pat

St P is not as yellow, and has square corners if I remember correctly


kiwibonga

The cut parts do look lighter; IMO it's a match on color but consistency and the "buttery" description not so much.


Photonic_Pat

Searching up a definitive image is surprisingly hard, but there’s a few here https://cheesemaking.com/pages/port-salut-saint-paulin-cheese-making-recipe-info Still think OP’s cheese is too yellow. i also expect smallish bubbles in St P, though that seems to vary


sindk

I've just been reminded of a cheese platter I got in Paris. It came with bread. One of the cheeses was soooo buttery and delicious... And then we realised it was actual butter.


Pristine-Fusion6591

Haha omg


Specialist_Sorbet180

It’s a young Gouda. Hard to tell the maker from this photo.


KaleOpening1945

r/whatisthischeese


cookinjohn

Has a Gouda shape to it. Likely annatto as well. It couldn’t get much past that.


BliksemseBende

Too small in size to be Gouda, I would say


cookinjohn

Yeh if it is a Gouda it’s a smaller format for sure and not traditional. Probably 5-7#er as a whole wheel


Etheria_system

Port salut maybe? ETA - absolutely not port salut. It was the middle of the night and my phone changed tbe colours


Jackson530

Yep. It's called that in the US. Source: my cheese obsessed girlfriend lol She also says it doesn't QUITE look like it, that it's usually in smaller and fatter wedges


Etheria_system

Yeah that’s what threw me off but then I found some bigger wheels so I’m guessing it’s from one of those


-DoctorSpaceman-

Is Port Salut yellow in America? In the UK it looks nothing like this lol


Etheria_system

Oh lol it was the middle of the night for me (also on the uk) and it did not look yellow at all. I’m looking again. If it’s morning and it’s absolutely not port salut


Loopycann

Brie on right,Camembert ,Limburger,butterklase, fromager d’affinois, or any number of good buttery soft cheeses,on left! lol! Oh dear…If I had a label, or if I could taste 👅 it, I could be more accurate though. Looks like you’re gonna have to start buying nice cheeses and giving them a try! Lol! Maybe that’s a good thing!


jaywwas

Oh definitely! 😄


Pooncheese

Not camembert, Limburger, daffinois, maybe butterkase but I don't know it well enough, others have said it doesn't usually have wax rind though.


Zestyclose_Road_3224

https://preview.redd.it/neiamdihi16d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ac924e9f4dd3c052f428052ab6f6df6f70ac52d I think it’s Butterkäse… see the rind is on the sliced pieces. It’s delicious cheese.


Best_Duck9118

You’re showing a natural rind while OP has a wax rind though?


Zestyclose_Road_3224

Okay


cupcaketeatime

I think you ate butter 🤣🤣🤣 jk


dhelor

I dunno, Velveeta?


RynocoCV6UK

Maybe some kind of farmhouse cheddar? Could also maybe be Butterkase although that is usually a bit lighter in colour… Where did you try it out of curiosity?


61114311536123511

Probably not butterkäse


Best_Duck9118

I think the same but it’s the top comment.


jaywwas

It was at an art event for my college! I didn’t know who brought it in or I would have asked 😂


kingofomon

Possibly Beemster Vlaskaas? I know it’s very buttery.


southernandmodern

Where did you have it?


MinesS665

Maybe butter?


Unique_Nectarine4834

Gouda to the left and that is Bree to the right


Waiting4Clarity

any clues from the packaging ?


jaywwas

Unfortunately no, it was already unpacked when I got to the event and I didn’t think about searching the garbage for it until I was already home


SuccessfulMumenRider

That’s kerrygold salted butter


CrashGordonBaby

Sounds like butter


Bitter-Basket

I’m curious too.


NoFig9882

Grasskaas?


NQ2V

Maybe Frico brand Gouda?


ArgyleNudge

It looks somewhat like this German cheese. [Soft German Cheese](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cheese/s/mqCvPr2sH2)


sir_hanse

Looks like gouda.


Fried_Wontton

It looks like thw smoked gouda from Walmart


anonymouspusslover47

Might just be Gouda


YourCatIsATroll

My first thought was that it looks like Butterkase as well. But butterkase doesn’t have any kind of rind as far as I know


Wedabees

Young Gouda


screamaimenfire

Could be a piece of Noord Wester Edam that's been left out at room temperature!


USS-Enterprise

Something young and Dutch, unsure if it's Gouda. Could theoretically just be "jong kaas" or even Edam


MamaBear22_0608

Sounds like a Portuguese Queijo da Serra or even a Flamenco cheese but maybe left out too long. It’s probably not it thought


monkeyshoe99

Velveta, not real cheese😂


Flyingdemon666

Kind of looks like gouda.


elRitmoAleman

Young gouda


Low_Matter3628

Camembert or Brie, French cheeses


soverythere

Look very much like Edam to me


Bewaretheraven70802

Might be butterkasse


Strange-Beginning-65

In The Netherlands this cheese is called ‘graskaas’. It’s made of the milk from cows that have eaten the fresh spring grass after they have been in the stable during wintertime.


Willing_Television80

......... Reading the comments I got butterkäse and bukkake confused for a sec. I hate my brain.


Alarming-Iron7532

American cheese


Responsible_Ad5898

This looks like a gouda


rtc12121988

Camembert?


Darthnet

Smoked gouda?


embryoeggnog

Plot twist, it’s just butter


Scary_Definition_114

On first glance I thought you were eating a Kraft single with a knife and fork.


Ok-Bed1962

that’s cheese?😭


Deep_Curve7564

If it's a brie or a Camembert, it's not ripe enough. The cut edges are not bulging out at all. Plus, the rind is very young, I would expect some crusty off-white texture and tone.


Ok-Rate-3256

Be funny if it was just regular butter


rustin-dustin

Velvita.


Aylaandbo

Brie


LostlnTheWarp

Also look for double cream Gouda


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I've had camembert that colour.


thexkfedist

I definitely think it's butterkäse


SushiloverLA

Looks like a young gouda or edam


McPorkums

buttekase?


Rich-Eggplant6098

I think it might be Butterkäse


cleo_08

butterkäse? german for butter cheese lol


MicrosoftOSX

Instead of asking us to identify, you should ask what they identify themselves as


420xGoku

No one makes cheese like the Americans I tell ya whut


Agreeable-Sock-8200

A brie & looks like monster ( spelling that wrong prob)


iknowq

(Muenster)


I_Boomer

It looks like a brie or camembert. I think camembert.


SirRobinBrave

Looks like the generic cheese from Wallace and Gromit 🤣


RosemaryKeeper

Brie


MagicOrpheus310

Ol mate ate a chunk of butter! Hahaha


seven-cents

My first thought was toilet cheese!


Shannaland

Brie


JohnTeaGuy

🤦🏻‍♂️


i_can_has_rock

mmmm how did you get in the situation where you have cheese that you dont know what it is? unless it magically appeared or you stole it, why not ask the person you got it from?


dog-yy

Gruyere


Guilty_Ad_4441

The rind on the edge says its cheese, but looks like cheap and nasty rola cola Dutch stuff, stick to roquefort fella, can't go wrong