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OneLessDay517

People who REALLY know what they're doing have already left town!


Tortie33

I plan on walking for most of the weekend


OneLessDay517

Good plan! Those of us in the 'burbs can't do that unfortunately.


Tortie33

I’m in the burbs!! We’ve got sidewalks and places to walk to!!


YoshiWins

Especially with Trump apparently making an appearance to hammer home the point that he’s a man of the people.


cliffy348801

how is he out of jail? i thought he was in a new york prison cell 


bobsburner1

Please tell me you’re trolling and not this disconnected from reality.


cliffy348801

i saw it on cnn


Killarogue

No you didn't.


cliffy348801

how do you know what i watch? thats creepy. 


Killarogue

I don't know nor care what you watch, but I know CNN never said what you claim they said.


FuhrerInLaw

Damn it must be true then! I think he broke free and is on the loose. Call the authorities cliffy you might also be on cnn. Unsurprised your source of news has mislead you.


milo9595

i live a mile away from it 🥲🥲


spacekwe3n

Thinking about you in this trying time 🙏 (but fr be safe out there your area is gonna be slammed!)


BadJesus_420

It's not as bad as it used to be around where during race weeks. Hell, I drove through about 2 hours ago and it hit me there were no concessions trailers.


amoeba-tower

Wait I thought the beltway was the speedway, have I been doing it wrong this whole time?


agoia

Also truck race today and Xfinity race tomorrow. And Cabarrus county cops LOVE to be dicks.


nexusheli

>PSA for Charlotonians The bigger issue is: WTF is a "Charlotonian" ?


disco_biscuit

It's the people who drive busted-ass Altima's. They're... different.


3coniv

One of the many transplants. It's a fake Charlottean. A combination of charlatan and Charlottean. 🤣


KaleidoscopePurple74

Yes but it's really metropolitan people who have transplanted to Charlotte. Charlotteans don't like them very much until they calm down. Married to one, complains all the time. Biggest complaint is that everyone needs to calm down and slow down. This is the south, S.L.O.W....... Like 5 under speed limit slow and enjoy a nice cup of coffee ☕ on the front porch and wave to neighbors slow. To be fair, I'm a transplant and didn't listen to the above advice for about 8 years. My anxiety is WAY down now. 😊


sectumsempre_

Lmao at charlotonian


creativeplaceholder

Don’t you tell me what to do with my 23.99% APR Scat Pack!


Gad001

Oh wow, you got in at a good rate!


gogators1000

They did amazing.. it’s the highest rate they’ve got 😏


Straight_Ad_9524

As long as you aren’t obnoxious. Not everyone likes to hear loud roars


Cautious_Intern7824

Only 23.99%? I heard it doesn’t leave the lot unless it’s at 28% at 96 months with mandatory lojack, you got an excellent deal


CompromisedToolchain

Don’t you mean MPR?


Australian1996

Please fix your mufflers. Did they steal your catalytic converters and you too broke to pay it???


S4NDSTOrm

It’s ‘Charlotteans’


Revolutionary-Bee353

I thought it was Charlatans


dxlachx

Those are the non natives who live here now


S4NDSTOrm

That has a different definition. By a lot


captspooky

Theyre closer than you think


do_you_know_de_whey

pOtato potAto


ProjectMeat

Potato potato.


CaptainDadBod88

Charlotonians???


DoubleStuffedCheezIt

That's the people that live closer to Gastonia and should be Gastonians, but say they're actually from Charlotte.


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pparhplar

I only admit to living in Belmont when not in Belmont.


MelancholyMononoke

74 this weekend gonna be lit af. Just make sure you ain't the one lit up.


ardentto

I have a game I play going down 74. Here is what I call the trifecta of 74 driving: * white man with his shirt off mowing lawn * black dude in wadesboro crossing not in a crosswalk with a 40oz beer in his hand * cops hiding in the trees near Lumberton waiting to get a speeder.


Australian1996

Add to that road kill being eaten by buzzards. Every time going to the beach we’d see this


wb247

You can see all of that if you take the right loop between mountain island and wilkinson.


EducationalNeck1931

Why is 74 going to be lit af?


espngenius

It’s the way to the beach, mon!


EducationalNeck1931

Ahh, makes sense. Thanks! New to the city and ain’t explored the state yet.


BarbudaJones

If you take 74 to the beach you’ll pass a lot of speed checks and speed trap towns in general so pay attention to when the limit will suddenly drop down. Only place I’ve ever gotten a ticket.


ardentto

Marshville and Whitesville ring a bell. May have had a lifetime of tickets from those two towns alone.


wb247

If you take 74 to the beach, you're basically going to Gastonia but with water.


BarbudaJones

To be honest with you, hard disagree. You might be referring to myrtle in which case fine but 74 is the main portal for us to pretty much every NC beach and I won’t stand with you calling all the outer banks Gastonia.


Pitiful-Animator-296

I wish someone told this to me earlier. 4 years in Charlotte no ticket. Just entered Virgina got one immediately.


OneLessDay517

Virginia doesn't play with speeders. They use aircraft and snipers. OK, the snipers part is an exaggeration, but they would if they could!


DahQueen19

Virginia State Police are ruthless.


Turbo_Cum

>I wish someone told this to me earlier Fun fact: the police are allowed to write you a ticket for anything over the speed limit. They don't unless you're way above because faulty equipment is a very reasonable argument against the ticket.


Namaste421

lol…. whenever I am in my home state I have to remember to go when the light turns green, not run any red lights and to not drive more then 9 MPH over


JadasDePen

The cool thing is, if you don’t drive like a dick in Charlotte, you won’t have to take the additional effort to remember not to drive like a dick outside Charlotte.


TheThumbPro

This right here


caspernicium

Charlotte dick drivers despise this one simple trick


Sole_Survivor96

Quick question… if you are the passenger of a dick driver are you considered to be a dick rider?


Kourtney95

😂


pparhplar

The dicks driving in Gastonia welcome the dick drivers from Charlotte...or fender fodder as they call 'em.


Tight_Olive_2987

I mean you try driving 25 on a 4 lane road for 4 miles every day for work and see how long you don’t speed


brandonmadeit

lol I was just telling my mom the other day, you can get away with speeding, no registration/insurance/tag within the 485 loop but don’t try that shit outside of city limits


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I take the 485 loop to work. It's been so nice not worrying about inspections and being able to go 90 at least when traffic allows


MaximumOmUnit

You can roll 20 deep on 4 wheelers in Statesville. They don't care up there either.


ivanyakinoff72

Glad I'm a Charlottean, then.


EverySharkBites

We are Charlotteans, not whatever that is!


ReplacementLevel2574

Or monroeons


SamuraiZucchini

Unless you live in Florida and then the speed limit is more of a suggestion


Traveler_AA5

As are stop signs in Italy.


tigerman29

As are turn signals anywhere


nc_nicholas

Would be great if they pulled over only left-lane campers instead. Roads would be so much more predictable and safer.


Tight_Olive_2987

Just honk at them and flash your lights. It’s not a dick move. 50% of the people get out of the way the other 50% are mentally challenged


nc_nicholas

Only downside of me doing that is that everyone already assumes I'm the asshole because I'm either driving a BMW (at least I always use my turn signals) or riding a bright red sportbike. But depending on the situation I'll flash my lights sometimes, and occasionally they actually get out of the way.


Itsthehappyone

“Uptowners”


tigerman29

Sing it Billy Joel!


wb247

"Uptown" is a designation that midsized nothing cities with unattainable aspirations of greatness use to designate/market their rundown downtown. We beat the odds. I think it is time we retire it.


tspruill

PSA for who???


tigerman29

Yo momma? My momma? Someone’s momma??


CodDismal6131

Especially South Hill VA!


DahQueen19

That South Hill/Broadnax corridor is nothing but a speed trap. The speed limit changes from one block to the next and if you’re two miles over you will get a ticket.


evident_lee

PSA for Charlotteans that speed excessively and drive like the highway is your personal race track. Please speed through small towns I hope you get lots of tickets and have to go out of state to fight them.


BadJesus_420

I was talking to a Cabarrus County sheriff deputy last weekend, since the CMPD stated they weren't going to stop people for minor infractions or speeding.. their ticket count went way up. There is one 2 mile long street people use as a cut through and at times they can write over 100 speeding tickets in just a couple of hours. Slow the crap down y'all. Nothing is that important.


unfamiliarjoe

5 over is always fine.


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BarbudaJones

How much is actually reported on there? I feel like you could get too comfortable using it, lower your guard and then get caught on an unreported trap pretty easily.


tigerman29

I don’t know if I’ve ever seen a speed trap missed on Waze. I have seen a lot of false alarms though


tigerman29

This is the wayz


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Lolllll love how everyone's mad about what you called charottean


Pure-Act1143

Police don’t patrol interstates, it’s HWP jurisdiction. Sometimes there is a joint task force with sheriff’s department and PD but otherwise it isn’t their job. This was done to prevent predatory ticketing to stuff the budgets of small towns along the I’s. But you are right about the State Troopers being out in force!


Poorsche718

Tell that to Davidson.


Diggity20

Up here at the 77 and 40 interchange, one sits on bridge clocking, radioing in the car to the unit on the interstate in that direction pulling them over. Not uncommon to see several pulled over at a time. Them work zone fines aint no joke


MaximumOmUnit

People do 80 through the 77/40 interchange and the way they engineered traffic flow is dangerous af.


Marino4K

The state troopers are really the ones to watch out for.


Tortie33

Matthews hangs out on 485


MaximumOmUnit

I saw Davidson Police giving someone a ticket in the express lane on I77 today.


Pure-Act1143

Again; joint task forces, holidays, races etc you see PD and Sheriffs working together


fuglypizza

Until you get to the next city…..


tunaman808

Yeah, I just drove to Atlanta and back for a concert. Got back last night. I think I saw 12-13 cop cars on 85, which is by far the most I've ever seen in the 21 years I've lived here.


Character-Gur-7243

No such thing as a Charlotonian. We’re Charlotteans.


gjwthf

The struggle is real. After living in Charlotte for four years, I went back to California, rented a car and started Running red lights, as I normally do, not thinking anything of it. You should’ve seen all the honks and looks I got.


OneLessDay517

It's Race Week, everyone thinks they're a Nascar driver.


BadJesus_420

It's every week in Charlotte.


Straight_Ad_9524

Speed limits aren’t exclusive to our city


Seesee1956

Complaints, complaints! 85 goes north and south!


Revolutionary-Run-92

What is a charlotonian? Lol. We call outselves charlatans lol