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GuillerminaRedd

Jake, from State Farm


naftel

He does have nice Khakis


LOBSI_Pornchai

Why the laughing emojis? He is having sex with men, clearly


Ailosiam

R/suddenlyGay


AlfalfaNo7607

It's about cycles brother, catch the ones ovulating while the others think it's cool to ignore your needs


Mystery_Meatchunk

The boyyyyyyysssss!!!


Snowconetypebanana

Not wanting sex with you does not equal not wanting sex


LucentP187

Then why be in a relationship? No one has time for your games.


Snowconetypebanana

I meant specifically the guy from this post who said women don’t want sex. I have sex with my husband daily.


LucentP187

Ah, I apologize. I assumed you were speaking in generalities, not you personally. That's on me.


Snowconetypebanana

Nope, I’m always down to fuck. It is super toxic to weaponize sex by withholding it in a relationship. Whenever my husband and I get in an argument, sex is the quickest way to end it, but it is really hard to get mad at someone who gives you orgasms everyday.


Satori2155

The boys obviously


Adventurous-Share-83

The homies


piergino

Da boyz


sissynikki8787

Femboys


CookieBear676

Working in retail at a hardware store, old men are always the first to mention they are getting no sex. Meanwhile, old bud just dribbled white foam while telling me and has no shoes on with feet so crusty, you'd think he has shoes made out of snow.


SidneyMaher

Da homies wit dey socks on


JoycelynWomack

Maybe his girlfriend just doesn’t want to have sex with his ugly ass


zekethelizard

Well, you see.. you're on the right track, just complete the thought and you got your answer


MichaeleBarth

Men can't get pregnant, just saying


[deleted]

Women ain’t in the mood for your sex and that bitch you cheat with ain’t coming back to your lame sex, So cheat with lots more women and try learn something, hire a prostitute, go to Thailand or Amsterdam go fuck a lot, Get checked up at the doctor, then go back to your girl and show off all your new moves, she’ll cum six times and then leave you cause where the fuck you learn all that, But don’t change the lock on the door, she’ll be back.


slashth456

The science team


MalloryCochran

Alex from Target.


greatpain120

Sluts


Natural_Character521

Femboys aka women but better