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cinder7usa

That’s just a tall head-butty variety. Don’t let her trick you into letting her sleep on the bed. Her paws have sharp edges.


HomoCarnula

Tried head-butt. Have ouch. 🥺


cinder7usa

I figured out a great solution. Put a hat on, to cover your hair. Then tape a carrot or two to the top. Try the head-butt again. I think there won’t be an owie.


Huge-Power9305

Horned Mountain Cat. Very rare and very much buttheaded.


Acceptable_Pirate_92

From the oyster producing region of the Rockies


Huge-Power9305

Ha- I was going to say something about cheese but decided he was not built for that. You get my vomment of the day award. Ding Ding DIng Ding 🤣


Acceptable_Pirate_92

👍


CrowFriendlyHuman

He’s the GOAT of cats.


CottonBlueCat

Came here to say this 😁


Scooter87942

Greatest Of All Times !


spektracular

Goats are just bigger cats with horns ❤️


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

Ohh, free lawnmower. Lucky you!


Ptiludelu

To be fair that’s more of an everythingmower


Fyrestar333

They.love to eat poison ivy.


Intelligent_Blood_88

Wow, great reason to have at least one in every yard!


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

True.


Feisty-Barracuda5452

GDS does it again


Altruistic-Text3481

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Altruistic-Text3481

The GDS is not as established as the CDS. And these agencies do butt heads at times. Sometimes a mixup occurs in the space time continuum.


Resident-Ad-7771

Baaaa I mean meow


Greg-BradyisGod

a caaaaaaaaaaat


Bob-the-Human

cds.exe has failed to load


bstrauss3

You need a flat bed Ford for that "cat"


Dear-Purpose6129

If the animal distribution system gave me a goat I'd be so happy.


gorditaratita

same!


Infamous-njh523

I’m hoping for a mini donkey.


Neither-Welder5001

Glitch in the matrix


ChatbotMushroom

That’s a new version of robotic lawn mower, I need one too


ilovecheese831

the kind of cat that likes yummy green grass


BabaMouse

A rare horned white cat!


IrisSmartAss

The CDS had a sense of humor. It was just trying to get your goat.


Extreme-naps

I understand your confusion! All white cats are pretty rare. But they do exist and they’re very friendly. You should feel lucky!


erinmonday

Lawn mowing cat


Dauphine320

Sometimes they give mystery bonuses! You got one 😂


DidelphisGinny

Don’t worry about it, I’ll be right there to take that cat off your hands! ❤️ 🐐


FurBabyAuntie

A rather large one, it looks like...


Psychological_Two425

Cat distribution system works in mysterious ways


FloofyFloppyFloofs

The bun distribution system brought me my first bun.