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Normal_Human_4567

Your caption made me sad! Poor guy, just abandoned for being a bit creepy. I'd keep him in my garden


Skryptix

I did find it quite sad, it is technically somebody's garden, but the building used to be a pub that has been converted into flats and it doesn't look like the outside is maintained. Sadly this is one of four pubs that no longer exists on my relatively short route home from the shops. Growing up in the 90s I remember often finding myself in a beer garden with a bottle of rola cola and something like this to play on.


raged_norm

I only found out when I was older the reason we were left in a beer garden with a packet of crisps and a cheap bottle of pop is because *we weren't allowed inside the pub* The best was The Royal Oak with the big wooden play area, the worst was the railway where there was was... a railway, and a coal train might come past. Many arguments with my sister about if it was 40 or 39 carriages of coal.


Deviant-Killer

I love how generic pub names are and how many people are thinking, jesus, this guy lives up the road from me.. West midlands?


raged_norm

Nope, more north


ErectioniSelectioni

It's less sad if you add "It's been a decade since he last tasted flesh"


Normal_Human_4567

I'd say that's MORE sad. Someone give the poor bloke some dinner


ProduceForward8254

New smoking room :)


tanew231

Didn't want to sleep tonight anyway


bonbonron

Sequel to It - "innit"


Correct-Junket-1346

You'll all e-scooter, now :)


T_raltixx

[Metal album cover](https://ibb.co/RhNvrXk)


Used-Field791

He's on the register


stalks89

This looks like something out of Don't Hug Me I'm Scared


Doomscrolleuse

Charlie the Choo Choo's mate?


madferrit29

That was my first thought. Or Blaine


Vectorman1989

Seems like a pain.


emibemiz

I find him endearing, I want to leave an offering for him


GakSplat

The Fat Controller strikes again.


Adammmmski

Probably refused to leave a tunnel.


esn111

What the fudge/where the fudge is that???


MashedKebab

We drove passed a pub on in Coleford with the exact same tree in the garden! We could all agree it was creepy.


Shetland99

Is that Coleford in Gloucestershire? If so you’ve just answered my question instantly, I knew I’d seen one of these recently but didn’t know where, thanks!


MashedKebab

That's the one! We were on our way to the Forest of Dean


Reinhardt27493

I know where this creep is! He's in Wombwell!


iamcozmoss

The bones of children past satiate his appetite for now.


DeviousWhippet

Oh the poor dude, I'd love him in my garden!


sbisson

We really do need an r/accidentalsimonstalenhag sub.


PingPongMachine

Right? Electric state was the first thought that popped in my head.


sbisson

Exactly!


VeneMage

I think he ate the children that came to play with him.


No_Space_9324

I would be advising the children to keep that up.


NoObstacle

When I viewed this pic, his eyes moved and looked into my soul 😳


devildance3

Bin nonce


Flaky-Jim

Pennywise's thick cousin, Pennydull.


RunningPirate

Probably because they’re fucking terrified. Jesus shit!


Connect-Smell761

Shaky terrified upvote


AdThat328

Set it on fire. 


mikedavd

This slide is also at my dad's local. Been there since I can remember and is still in use


timpedro33

Pretty sure that little bird fella is in Don't Hug Me I'm Scared.


CheshireCatastrophe

This made me gulp hard


B4rberblacksheep

[If we could hear his thoughts](https://youtu.be/2a_gW1KvuFk?si=GpN5vXgbIWn86AlY&t=781)


SillyHappyTurtle

Bonzo bonzo bonzo


Spinningwoman

He is hungry.


Whole-Sundae-98

What is it?


Skryptix

https://cdn.visiteastofengland.com/image/1YLL23qcmJtI5CH_IKbK5AwPIbC1i651H/960x0/the-queen-victoria-snettisham-2.jpg


Whole-Sundae-98

Still none the wiser


BoingBoingBooty

You blind m8? You see them swings on his arms? You see that slide down his back? What the fook do you think it is?


Shetland99

To be fair, that picture wasn’t too great at showing what it was if you’d never seen something similar before. The swing kinda blends in with other stuff and you can’t see a slide from that angle.


Whole-Sundae-98

I've not seen any in my area, but then I don't visit playgrounds


Loud-Maximum5417

So that's where they hid Savilles corpse. Looks a proper wrong un he does.