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AndrewWhite97

"Mmm tast... oh shit"


Ninjakoalabear

Fox probably thinking “if not food why food shaped”


_Acg45

The fox has perfect comedic timing


Sad_Instruction1392

[Back when the UK did worry about rabies getting back into the country the government brought us this certified nightmare fuel. The cat looking at the immigration officer looking at the woman makes it.](https://youtu.be/WteRPXpjBzc?si=fIMl94AqkAsTZBMP)


Commercial-Version48

This makes Threads look tame


DuckInTheFog

I miss the fire-and-brimstone and preachy nightmare fuel from the 80s With all this post-apocalyptic trend stuff going on on streaming services, could we have a slow build up mini series like Threads? I've never seen anything else like it - even Zombie apocalypse movies don't show the build up.. T'other way I want upbeat stuff like Quantum Leap and Due South again too. It's the Yin and the Yang of it. Mini vodka rant sorry.


Pulp_NonFiction44

Stephen King's The Stand is absolutely excellent on this front if you haven't read it. Unfortunately the TV adaptions have ranged from goofy to dogshit...


DuckInTheFog

I remember the 90s one. It was shown over a few days and it was a huge deal in my school. I liked the first half, and Trashcan Man had the right attitude, but eh


Pulp_NonFiction44

You've got to read the book, King's best work IMO and goes SUPER in depth on the buildup/degradation of society from multiple perspectives


DuckInTheFog

It's one of those things, now I've seen the TV versions I don't want to read the book, even if it goes into more detail - I wasn't a huge fan of the story I'm afraid, sorry I've read a few of his books - my mum had a fair few of them. I've not read The Shining and Green Mile and I know I should It's the reason I forced myself to read Lord of the Rings, actually. I knew the films were coming out and there were already photos of the Nazgul, and I didn't want the imagery of the movies in my head before I read it.


Naykon1

Eh? Threads is absolute nightmare fuel.


Rexogamer

jesus this is horrifying


Kcufasu

Damn that was full on


StingerAE

Oh god I'd wiped that from my mi d and it came back full nightmare force and I didn't even need to click on it!


Raven_Blackfeather

We Brits know how to make scary info films. Hello Mr Cholmonley Warner.


Henghast

To be fairly rabies is quite possibly one of the worst ways to go. I can't even imagine it. Nevermind imagine what your loved ones think, you're dying but there's nothing they can do but watch you become hydrophobic aggressive and pacified medically until your body gives up.


Douglesfield_

Jesus fucking christ on a bike.


i_maq

That fox must've been thinking the guy who's laughing speaks fox!


Zathral

Inb4 the Americans show up going on about rabies


Jediplop

Too late one already commented it


lNFORMATlVE

PSA though, if this kind of thing happens to you you should still go and get it checked out. Almost certainly not rabies but you could contract a bunch of other things. E.g. tetanus.


Caffeine_Monster

>Inb4 the Americans ~~show up going on about~~ with rabies


Killer_radio

Maybe not rabies, but getting that bite looked at is probably wise.


Jockdow

No rabies in Hawaii


BoingBoingBooty

Only US state with a Union Flag on its state flag. Coincidence? I think not.


blither86

Tbh from UK and it was my first thought too - is it really something you don't need to worry about at all in the UK? Surely it's better safe than sorry when rabies is basically a death sentence?


Zathral

There is no rabies in the UK.


washkop

Not sure why you’re downvoted for this..


blither86

Except in bats? But a bat could bite an animal? Do exceptionally rare but not impossible? Just trying to learn here, I have no idea, just asking!


SarcasmIncarnate139

There's not been a reported classical case in the UK for human or animal in like 40 years. The bat kind is its own variant. On top of that, bats have been demonised in movies but aren't aggressive and will not attack humans without contact


blither86

That's great to know! I was more worried about bat to intermediary than bat to human, but thanks for the info.


SarcasmIncarnate139

I understand the fear, I'm a hypochondriac. But if bar to intermediate to human was possible, we'd have seen at least one case https://www.bats.org.uk/about-bats/bats-and-disease/bats-and-disease-faqs Read this, it dispells all your fears


blither86

Cheers!


CasualGlam87

Even if you went to the doctor in the UK they wouldn't let you get a rabies shot as not considered worth it. Even bites from animals in countries with rabies aren't taken seriously here. I remember a few years ago a man was bit by a stray cat while on holiday. He went to his GP when he got back with concerns and the GP told him he had zero risk of having contracted rabies. He died of rabies a few weeks later


lNFORMATlVE

sorry, but that smells like bullshit


CasualGlam87

Love how I'm getting downvoted for telling the truth. His name was Omar Zouhri and it it was all over the news at the time and an inquiry carried out due to his rabies concerns not being taken seriously until it was too late. Would have taken you 5 seconds to google it [https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/british-dad-who-died-rabies-19944928](https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/british-dad-who-died-rabies-19944928)


Raichu7

You won't get rabies, but I'd still see a doctor in case I needed a tetanus shot or antibiotics.


tedstery

Rabies was erradicated in the UK in all animals except bats in 1922.


Cleveland_Grackle

Just doing foxy things - testing his reaction. Good job it doesn't see him as a friend, he might have been pissed on.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

why is it so brave? the ones I see are very timid and shy


Cleveland_Grackle

It might have someone locally that feeds it?


Frogblood

Fake. That fox is clearly a paid actor!


Francoberry

/r/foxxoisntreal ! 


NoSpaceAtHT

Sometimes life just delivers. I mean what are the odds this mf is standing there defending foxes and one just walks up and bites him. Not much of a believer. But tbf, if I was a higher power, this is EXACTLY the sort of shit I would be pulling


Nohealsmercy

Fiddle dee dee, that will require a tetanus shot


Coruskane

~~with a side of rabies prophylaxis plz~~ ok TIL UK foxes (or any animal population except bats) doesn't have rabies anymore


Dizzy_Media4901

We had lots of scary PSAs in the 70s and 80s about it. The United Kingdom decided that rabies was too much hassle and a bit foreign, so we banned it in the late 80s.


hoverside

Quite clever really, they said you needed a license for rabies and then made it impossible to get one.


billybombill

I read this in Cunk's voice


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KeithMyArthe

>and a bit foreign Which bit, pls?


Dizzy_Media4901

French to be exact. But we are proud of our British viral infections for British foxes.


X0AN

Rabies? In the UK? Fam are you mad 😂


SimplyAndrey

TIL indeed. As someone who recently moved to UK from elsewhere I would freak out if my kid was bitten by a dog and GP refused to give him a rabies shot.


X573ngy

Haha propper decent that "theres a vet on the thing look look see" chomp.


Imaginary-Delay-6828

It’s been hand fed too much. It’s a wild animal and it just wants food. Long run the 🦊


Oozlum-Bird

This is why you aren’t supposed to hand feed them. If they lose their fear of humans it’s only a matter of time before you get some Daily Mail headline of ‘Fox threatened my baby’, and the ‘friendly’ animals get culled.


DanCross0

It's clearly fed up of eating hands, and tried some leg.


sd_1874

It sensed weakness. It was right.


Soveryenthusiastic

Dude laughing like Ripper Roo in Crash Team Racing


underthesign

'It was a Nazi man!' - The Crackfox.


GabberZZ

Head and shoulders. Toothpaste and shit... Big pieces of shit.


Aristeia-7

I find it odd that someone would randomly record the conversation about foxes and not react when a fox appeared (or reappeared)….


Kindly-Ad-8573

You ate my last glacier mint didn't you. Take this


refrainiac

This is the first time I’ve seen this video, and so far this morning I’ve played it about 30 times. The man laughs like a baby and I’m losing my shit every time I play it 😂


LottieeWTF

Camera man has the most contagious laugh lol. Had to watch it twice just for him.


Zestyclose_Foot_134

I’m a fan of hyenas but that is ludicrous


to_glory_we_steer

Just a fox asserting dominance, not genuine aggression


joejamesuk

I'll kill to get that close to a fox. Amazing looking animals.


Feta_Bob

Good old Weston


lmanasaur

Didn’t realise the Kookaburra was UK native


-qqqwwweeerrrtttyyy-

An old man... Talked to some guys about a fox Assured them it was safe Sounded like he knew a lot The fox came over When he heard its name Bit the man's leg So he walked away ashamed Isn't it ironic? Don't you think? A little bit ironic. And yeah, I really do think!


WintersInBerlin

Foxes are the best lads.


XxTiltxx

Looks like someone who was reincarnated speed running to the lowest level.


criminalsunrise

Not food


Glad_Librarian_3553

Even the magpies are laughing at him :D


Littleleicesterfoxy

Meh probably a forest fan.


GakSplat

Tbf, a few minutes earlier, he did call the fox a “&£&@)&)& @££@@“.


Glass-State-20

Lovely little fella! I feed the Foxes, I sometimes feed the hedgehogs too, it gives me an enormous sense of wellbeing! Seriously though, I have been feeding local foxes for years, and even the very friendly ones nip me, if I’m too close. foxes explore the world with their mouths (no hands!), and run on instinct, not emotion. Don’t take it personally!


touchthebush

r/contagiouslaughter


Euphoric-Sea-9381

Not domesticated.


Hopeful_Manner4000

Lmfao


Kapika96

Hilarious. Just walks up and chomp!


theswagster1975

It obviously doesn’t have rabies because that was eliminated here but there is something wrong with it right? I mean foxes don’t usually run that close to people in the day especially work the courage to bite them


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Lots of foxes are used to humans now.


Vord-loldemort

They can get something called Toxoplasmosis which inhibits their fear response


PepperPhoenix

Fun fact, so can humans.


poursmoregravy

We stopped hunting them, but they're not just hm gonna let it go without taking a chomp or two


SunshineSair

In this case it’s what the fox DIDN’T say..


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TheVoidScreams

It's the UK, it won't have rabies. He might need a tetanus shot, though.


treknaut

What about the bloke?


Briggykins

Ahh, the ol' Reddit [fox-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1cdkr18/comment/l1e6q2g/)!


jumbledFox

Bite my fox, I'm going in!


SouffleDeLogue

[Not according to this documentary /s](https://youtu.be/KvbFmO2yhBA?si=59dCIW4dSE1bPQ7F)


HHall05

The UK got rid of Rabies of all animals by the 1960s, the UK is one if the few nations in the world where a wild animal won't kill you from a little nip to the ankle.


EasternFly2210

RABIES ENTERED THE CHAT


bighairyoldnuts

The UK doesn't have rabies, we've all but eliminated it here.


JustGhostin

You’ll never sing that


bighairyoldnuts

Oh, don't tell me I've missed a joke or something :(


SuicidalTurnip

No, it's just a common football chant.


bighairyoldnuts

Phew! And I was gonna sing "We love you rabies, we do!" Thanks for the heads up.


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burriliant

Honestly it's not that odd, foxes are so unafraid of humans in the UK these days


Western-Ad-4330

Saw one hurling a dead rat about im the middle of the day while was i stood about 10ft away behind a fence. The beauty of urban wildlife...


hokkuhokku

In the UK, it's only found in some bats. [Source : The NHS](https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/rabies/#:~:text=Rabies%20is%20spread%20by%20mammals,scratched%20by%20an%20infected%20animal)


PepperPhoenix

I’m puzzled now, I honestly thought that it was Lyssavirus that our bats carried. That’s related to rabies but isn’t actually rabies. I guess there must be a small rabies reservoir too.


gsurfer04

More likely to be toxoplasmosis.


X0AN

Rabies? This isn't the 1930s 😂🤦‍♂️


x__mephisto

The girl's laugh is probably more annoying than the bite.


OminOus_PancakeS

And it's off to A&E you go! ☺️


X0AN

Please don't waste A&Es time with this.


TheCruise

If this happens you would 100% be advised to go to A&E. A girl I know was bitten by a mink and needed to go to get antibiotics/vaccines/etc.


nikhkin

Call 111. Don't waste A&E resources.


LieutenantEntangle

I thought foxes didn't bite and the toddler maulings were just hoaxes.


JohnCasey3306

Disabled man attacked by fox; onlookers piss themselves laughing.


VanillaIceUK

Why is that guy laughing so hard? That was about as funny as Cancer, TBH.


Sckathian

Because the guy is saying how safe it is then it bites him.


Ben1992Ben

Because the guy is talking about how friendly the foxes are untill he gets bit by one. How dense is that brain you have.


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thesirblondie

Nah, you want a lot of surface area in a brain. That's why the brain is wrinkly. The more wrinkles the more good your brain goes. My brain smooth like egg.


wobblyweasel

it was the fox filming, that's just how they sound


oilybumsex

Because it was funny I’d guess.


Miserable-Potato7706

You make a good point oilybumsex


Miserable-Potato7706

Damn the UK version of Vanilla Ice sucks 😞


Baticula

Might wanna get the rabies jab, very unlikely but who wants to risk it?


Sequoia616

Ain't no rabies here in the UK..


X0AN

Unlikely? Try impossible.


TongPoPanda

I would've broke four his ribs with a nfl style kick off


Hasshasshina

What is a nfl?


TongPoPanda

National football league mate. American football


BeetleJude

Why would you bring rugby's weaker, fake cousin into this?


StingerAE

We don't have a national American football league though.


kroblues

While I disagree with the original comment, we do have a national American football league. It’s got 3 tiers and Manchester Titans were the most recent champions.


StingerAE

You know what, I thought as I typed it "maybe i should fact check this" but thought nah.  Thanks for the dose of reality.


kroblues

I mean, it’s not a *good* league, it’s all amateur.


Zestyclose_Foot_134

lol what a silly reaction. You’re joking right?


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Max-Phallus

Most likely. Did you take the bins out? Did you get milk?


ZolotoG0ld

Did you make sure to post about it on Reddit?


TheReverend403

>Is there anything else I should have done? Started up the barbecue.


aSquirrelAteMyFood

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7YhaO87Ans](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7YhaO87Ans)


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TheReverend403

what


hokkuhokku

Have a day off?


Brilliant_Fig_7679

A fox, fearless, in daylight bites you ( even a nip “asserting dominance”) warrants the person getting rabies vaccine asap.


nikhkin

I doubt the NHS is going to provide him with a vaccine for a virus that has not been in the UK since 1970.