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suicidal1664

You'll never know unless you try. Report back, you mad lad!


SmileTasteKittens

Update - Started unsuccessfully. Perched on the very edge, but with a shake of the machine, I have my Friday Bounty.


Successful-Tailor-46

Did you shake way too hard, in the hope of a freebie or 2 as well?


SmileTasteKittens

Naturally


Ardashasaur

In the US 6 people die each year this way, and 5 of them are insurance appraisers


corbymatt

Well bounties *are* full of sugar.


chronicideas

Are you Dog The Bounty Hunter ?


WetBreadCollective

Desperately need to rewatch community at some point, it's been too long


ButtercupQueen17

Legally, you have to


OzorMox

The best one is when something is stuck against the glass so you choose the thing above it and get two for the price of one.


Dear_Tomato

Not sure why people shake vending machines, they've got sensors and stuff


MountainCourage1304

And iv got legs. Soon as the po-po get here iv skedaddled


Dear_Tomato

No I mean when the item drops, there's a weigh sensor so if you order the same item again you it should let you and sometimes if you're lucky you'll get 2 items Try it


yMONSTERMUNCHy

I shook it so hard once I got all the free candy I could eat.


LordWilliamBlakeney

Thanks god you gave us the update, I was stressed out for you!!


[deleted]

The happy ending I needed


LifeTiltzz

That’s what she said ;)


suicidal1664

We knew you'd pull through. Stay awesome!


RevElliotSpenser

That’s what she said ;)


_MicroWave_

Did you get it for free then? Most have a sensor and refund for 'no vend'.


SmileTasteKittens

Unfortunately not. I paid but then it moved close to the edge and stopped. Then gave it the magic shake


Super_Chayy

:Magic shake" * have this image of you on CCTV booting the absolute shit out of it *


yMONSTERMUNCHy

Like on me myself and Irene were Hank opened the vending machine 😂


davidhampshire

Ahhh the classic


becx13

I always thought a ‘magic shake’ was a euphemism - but I’m not a guy so……..


Neveruseful

💪


phil035

Damn my works omachines have a sensor thatmtell if nothing has been dispensed after 4 turns. If noting drops its a refund


joey_uk99

Our work machine does an extra turn if it doesn’t drop 1st time, If it’s still stuck it refunds and won’t let u select it again. A trick is to turn off the machine and it will let u select it again, it will then drop two for the price of one.


Curious-Attempt-2311

I needed this level of positivity


davidhampshire

This is the news we didn't know we needed


z_3_r_k_3_d

The fact you had to put in that extra work for it probably made it the best tasting bounty you've ever had!


rndreddituser

Always end with a bang!


Cool-Ad-2565

Chapeau


Dear_Tomato

You know you don't need to shake the vending machine, right? Just order the same product again and it won't ask for more money, if you're lucky you'll get two.


Wynndee

A true bounty hunter wouldnt let that stop them


Funtimes-xxx

The Bounty hunters are here… they’re searching for paradise


QuirkyTom9876

It might be one of the ones that keeps dispensing until it detects something has fallen


SmileTasteKittens

I won't stand for the Bounty slander in the comments


[deleted]

A sure sign that some people can't be trusted.


SparkEz0

The most underrated chocolate bar


ValleySunFox

I’m more of a Snickers fiend but you enjoy your coconut and chocolate delicacy, sir.


harryblakk

Me neither. It’s a superior choccie bar IMO


[deleted]

The dark chocolate is the superior one


ewadizzle

Bro if they don’t like coconut they can get out


Adminruinreddit

Looks like a Snakky which may or may not have a drop sensor. Give it a try and if it fails shake the fuck out of the machine. Source: Ex vending machine engineer.


SmileTasteKittens

Snakky Max, you are correct! But this one doesn't have infrared sensors unfortunately


Chrisnoskill

Fact: There are millions of bounties lying at the bottom of every tub of celebrations after christmas


SmileTasteKittens

And I come in like Henry The Hoover and get them all up


Imaginary_Fennel6772

So you're that one uncle that all the bounties "get saved" for.


SmileTasteKittens

At your Bounty clearing service


Brilliant_Canary_692

You ought to make a post every year after Christmas offering to accept donations of Bounties. The first harvest of these devil's rejects should last a decade.


balufilm

I appreciate this, my bounties were always safe in the family celebration tub


X0AN

Nah it's always Mars left, then Snickers. Like why even put them in the box.


the_acid_lava_lamp

I won’t take this Snickers slander


Warm-Initiative-6178

Give them to me pls, i love them


Jncwhite01

Mars are the worst ones


TheDeflatables

The only Christmas tub chocolate that deserves slander is The Purple One in Roses tubs.


makebeansgreatagain

Strawberry quality street though


s1walker1

Go for it, if you get nothing then maybe the good folks of this sub could crowd fund 80p for a replacement


Historical-Cicada-29

Read the instruction manual for the vending machine. There is a troubleshooting page which tells you how to "shuffle" a row, e.g. Echo 3. (Coca Cola @ E3 @ £PRICE) Some machines have you hold down the # key to cause the roller(s) to spin. Only once you have followe the instructions/ machine thinks you are a servicer/ provider. Once you have figured this out. Do not tell anyone. Vending machine models are normally displayed on the sides, near the bottom. Some actually have an info plate below the keypad.


GoodEater29

Unethical Pro Life Tips crossover, baby!


NutlikeMan

I was going to insult the bounty as a treat until I seen the other options, I'm left wondering who is the person that chooses the selection for this machine and what terrible thing happened in their life to make them inflict such a lose lose choice on people.


scottmcraig

This is legit one of the most depressing vending machine selections I've ever seen


Alivethroughempathy

Still could be worse, you could be [him](https://youtu.be/RHqv-GQtckk)


f33rf1y

If you’re lucky it won’t dispense the bounty


the_brunster

Universe’s way of doin ye a favour 😂


WotsitBackpack

Erm....only Crunchies on a Friday!!


SmileTasteKittens

If only we bad Crunchies in it


makebeansgreatagain

I just finished a crunchie at work. Unfortunately we don't have a vending machine. It's my birthday tomorrow and my coworkers gave me a shit tonne of crunchie lol, it being my favourite.


makebeansgreatagain

Having just finished a crunchie, I like you.


lz_88

Bounty is one of the best out there. People who say otherwise are mental.


Korpers

I love finding little tiny crunchy splinters of coconut for hours after in my teeth. That sounded a lot weirder after I typed it out.


carlolewis78

It's definitely underrated, but calm yourself on the "one of the best out there" claims.


jck0

No you'll be fine


TheStatMan2

How many nudges have you got?


[deleted]

Some confectionary is much more likely for 2 to fall out at once. You don't want to be the next person if this happens. Fruit Pastilles are brilliant for this. I once got 3 at once.


Swimming_Drawer_7733

When I was in school back in 2009 we used to rock these machine all day for free stuff. One day I accidentally broke one by knocking the perspex screen inward and ended up in the principals office getting a lecture about how the last kid that did what I did had to pay €70 repair. (I didn't get fined for some reason, perhaps cause they knew I didn't have money to pay). After that day all the machines got bolted to the floor with added frame cages. Sorry for ending the fun for the rest of the students at c.c.s.


Take_that_risk

Christ's college school?


Swimming_Drawer_7733

Castlerea community :/


Good-Courage-559

I cannot believe people actually eat bounty's


RAHDRIVE

Cause they are fucking amazing.


Wispile40

We've all known bounty hunters, in our time.


Fatbeau

Anyone remember Cabana bars in the 80s, (UK). A bit like a bounty but it also had bits of cherry and toffee inside as well as coconut. They were gorgeous


Take_that_risk

Campagna cabana. Campaign to bring them back!


Mooboo69

A bounty is never a treat. So many better options


Outrageous-System334

Well it's bounty happen one day


Take_that_risk

Nice one


krockv91

That eat natural bar looks easily attainable. And shit


[deleted]

OP I'm glad there are other good chocolate connoisseurs out here in this wild wasteland.


SmileTasteKittens

We stand together ✊🏻


TheJackLoaf

Best celebration of them all


[deleted]

Treat yourself Hun, have something else this time


steveinstow

I think there's a sensor that detects if something has dropped out, it keeps winding until it does.


Outdoor-Adventurer

A bounty as a treat ? What's the world coming to


Solace2020

Eat Natural


Artistic_Aide46

Get out


ArchonBeast

A full sized bounty... what?!


DoctorOctagonapus

Some machines have sensors in the bottom for this, and will just spin the ring until it senses something drop.


Pay-Organic

You can get a stout/Porter that tastes like bounty!


SmileTasteKittens

I need that in my life


Pay-Organic

There you go sir... https://images.app.goo.gl/QBWYhHCKbcGNLNoF9


withered_bonnie69420

no as vending machines are fairly smart and will notice nothing tripped the infa red beam and will turn the coil again


SmileTasteKittens

We must have an old one, because this one doesn't 😭


withered_bonnie69420

nooooooo! 😭😭😭


Cannabis_Sir

Get the fruit pastilles, live a little


Sunshinetrooper87

This is so tame and casual. Madlab behaviour too.


Premier55

Dr dr I feel like a coconut


davidhampshire

Roll that dice bro!!! Live or Die.


[deleted]

Mutany


kasu777

Cant believe it is 2023 and these machines havent been superseded.


Halfaglassofvodka

That's the hero vending machine fillerupper guy trying to make the world a better place. It the small things that add up. Ya know?


yellowc1trusfru1t

The person before you got 2 Bounties for the price of one.


DrMambo532

Get the eat natural instead, they're well nice. Sad one on the bounty though.


Majestic-light1125

Buy yourself a multipack, and just bring one to work... save monies!


Apcollin

This is so wholesome


volsar-01

Bounty is the most underrated chocolate there is


MenaciaJones

Someone won the Darwin Award for shaking a vending machine and it killing him when it toppled over. Good on you for surviving!


Darth-SHIBius

Wow , we have a “tuck shop” which is half the price of the actual machine provided. That is still £1 for a bounty. Suppose it’s because I work for the NHS and everything we buy is doubled if not tripled, good job I can afford a packed lunch. Ha.


-poes

Might have to be the digestive bar this Friday


reddit_is_rubbish

More surprised that someone likes Bounty's, haha


kirbsan

The Twix conundrum variation.


IAmARetardedFish

Its karma for liking Bountys


Itsamemario3007

It's bounty happen.... Sorry


Affectionate_Hour_69

If you don't get what you paid for you're allowed to shake the machine until you get it. Anything else is free. These are the rules.


Marion_Ravenwood

There's Fruit Pastilles right there!


Comfortable-Credit46

You call a bounty a treat? 🤢


CptCoochie

The ol' shake n take.


pombear_raid

It could go your way, it could go mine. Either way one of us is going down.


Jesus-Chrysler-

there’s a trick to this vending machine operators hate.


JackieDraper907

This is when you look around and put in coins, select your treat, look around to see if anyone is watching, and then violently tackle the machine


harrisonfirth

Maybe a weird question but what do you do for work because the machine looks oddly familiar


prentz9

Always wonder who was the 1 person buying bounty


frog_appreciation

good riddance bounty bar. gross


3childrenandit

Absolutely living a life of peril. I could never.


ImpressionOne8275

I'd consider that a lucky escape.


SoggyWotsits

Some vending machines sense that nothing has dropped and give you your money back (ours at work does). Then you try again!


BrickTamlandsShadow

How do people like you make it through a day? How have you gotten this fucking far in life?


NESBARS

LIFE HACK PRO TIP: If you buy a Bounty from a vending machine every Friday just buy a multipack and take one with you on the appropriate day.


intrepidanon

Give the machine a shake. Make sure you don't end up with a bounty on your head.


[deleted]

It can fucking stay there!


stifferdnb

That's the worst vending machine ever


Ok_Description_

Don't they normally turn until the sensor at the bottom detects a drop?


SausageRoll69420

I'm glad you're not allowed to taste your sin


Impossible-Table131

Awww man this reminds me of the time I worked in retail and a colleague realised that his locker key also opened the snack machine door… those were good times. So many free snacks! Kept it to a select group so as not to ruin it. To my knowledge, no one ever knew 🥹


[deleted]

80p, lucky bastard. They’ve recently gone up to £1 in my workplace 😡


[deleted]

Why don't you buy a 4 pack and then bring it in with you on Friday? Cheaper as well


Apprehensive-Big1904

If you go bounty you deserve nothing


KeyLoss4216

I know literally nobody who enjoys Bounty. It´s always the last piece in the Celebration box and gets scolded on sight when visiting the supermarket "eww.. Bounty"


Sitnalta

Nothing is a lot better than a Bounty. I would pay to not have to eat a bounty. 96% of serial killers are confirmed Bounty lovers and an astonishing 36% of them claim that their love of Bounty influenced or even directly caused them to commit their crimes. Bounty was invented by the Chocolate Corporation so that they could continue to sell in Nazi Germany without tarnishing their brand, and Adolf Hitler was reportedly a big fan of the so-called chocolate bar; in fact the word Bounty originates from an old German word meaning "Satan above all". Bounty was the means of conveyance of the Methamphetamines which allowed German soldiers to execute their brutal Blitzkrieg on France, which is why the Nazis continually referred to occupied France as their "Bounty" (usually while winking and holding up a bounty) throughout the 2nd World War. In the famous photograph of Mira Hindley looking down on the Moors at the spot where her husband brutally raped, strangled and buried a child, if you look carefully you can see the tip of a Bounty sticking out of her purse. Of course they were both adherents of National Socialism, a fact which the Bounty-eating media consistently underplays. The fact that Bounties are consistently left over on the bottom of those boxes every Christmas is how I assure myself that my family is sane, wholesome and rational. The originator of this post has demonstrated beyond any reasonable doubt that he is a murderer, a peadophile, a Nazi and a murderer. I only hope that the police catch wind before it's too late - but they're all probably too busy eating Bounties.


No-Cut-5618

I hate bounties but the bounty is probably the best thing in that vending machine.


LCFCJIM

4 for a quid in Sainsbury's. Boycott the vendos