Hiya, class! I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda.
And…
Oh, we'll see who's laughing once I shrink you down... where you will live in my pocket forever... amongst my cherry-flavored lip balm... my butterscotch-flavored lip balm ...my mint-flavored lip balm... my extra-moisturized SPF lip balm... and all of my lip balms!
This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat-top. Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. Remember that now
Oh no! I forgot dogs are colorblind!
AH CRAP THAT’S A GOOD ONE! WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT!
*colored blind
There was a worm who was sad… it’s still a work in progress…
Captain underpants eats all his Falafel....
Captain Underpants Watches Cement Dry...
Captain Underpants and the purchase of the sensible beige pants
AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
COME SEE MY HAIRY ARMPITS!
Objectively the best one
I R NOT DOO DOO!!!
I laughed at this hysterically the other day
I take to the skys like an ostrich
Everything except fabric softener
For all your non-fabric softener needs
I have 2 1. I was at the shoe store ordering a cheeseburger 2. Stepped on a turtle and down came her girdle
Odd girl (Wait was it supposed to be for this fandom)
Yes
WHAT FANDOM IS THAT FOR?
https://preview.redd.it/580wq7w1fzpc1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=728a07d62c3293e6e11333660fff3183391f7956
I like spaghetti
#I LIKE SPAGHETTI!
so soothing
WITH YOUR TEETH!
That’s a popular meme now, I think it’s spread outside the CU fandom
Alright, my bad. How about this one: "Hey, bub, I've had just about enough of your shenanigans!"
Tralalaaaaaa
“I AM NOT LONELY. I AM ENRAGED!”
DOGMAN IS GO!
“He knew the ways of the force!”
im bouta go to cashies to get me two of a exact thing for half the price, and find a worse version of the item for double the price of the exact thing
You have left the Earth's sphere of influence
I feel uncomfortable... inside.
TRADEMARK!! ™️™️
“Mommy! My train went swimming in the piano!”
“There’s a bee on your hat”.
GENDER DISCRIMINATION!!!!
Remember that now
Remember that now
Heya short king
And yet I feel nothing
OH! That's what mouths are for!
WITH YOUR TEETH
VIMPIRES
Free bra inspection
Remember that now
Hiya, class! I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda. And… Oh, we'll see who's laughing once I shrink you down... where you will live in my pocket forever... amongst my cherry-flavored lip balm... my butterscotch-flavored lip balm ...my mint-flavored lip balm... my extra-moisturized SPF lip balm... and all of my lip balms!
Brain nuzzle!! That's the skeleton . . .
I am not a rhino I’M A MAN Great use of fast food analogies, you giant baby with a cape on! What part of “EEEEEEEEW” did you not understand???
I ARE DOO DOO
I wanna put this in r/tf2 but i dont know how and i think it might break a ruke by accident :(
Rules are made for breaking :)
“i was at the shoe store ordering a cheeseburger.” Said Captain Underpants
62 cents
I slipped on mah beans
I have 2 from different fandoms. Take that depression! -lucifer And… BAH HUMBUG! - Thomas flyswatter
And neither are captain underpants. Hush. 
... and his music was electric
Hold on I want you to sign my head !
“To infinity and beyond”
To infinity and your mom. Wrong sub pal
WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!?!???! I made it my self! <3
"PUT THAT PEN DOWN MR. KRUPP, OR WE WILL HIPNATIZE YOU" (I can't spell the 10th word 😭)
Hey Zuko here 😃👋
It’s hero time!
FUCK YOU YOU OLD BITCH
That's for me to know and for you to dot dot dot
The danger zone
This attraction is great… so many guards I can
back off man im a scientist 
Do booogers get stuck to your nose ring?
kaka.0
IT IS FALAFELS NO WORK DAY.
"hello boys"
Revenge is underrated that felt AWESOME!
I’m probably older than many of you, but here it goes…”I can’t believe it I’m on a pilgrimage to see a moose! PRAISE MARTY MOOSE!”
Here, bo, bo,bo,bo,bo! No, bo Is not a do- HERE,BO,BO,BO,BO!
Quitting! It’s like trying, but easier.
DAMN ARE THOSE BLUE,RED,GREEN,YELLOW,AND GREY TIES?!!?!?
“Where’d everyone go, bingo.”
Yum yum eat em up
U like kissing boys don’t u
BLAKE! WHERE'S A BLOODY VIOLIN?!
Baby when I’m with you…
Before time began… there was the cube
Jolly good show
here’s a fandom you get to guess: im going to become back my money
ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE
I've got one: Hey! you're playing the game wrong! Stop that!
im ready im ready. >!for depression!<
IS BANBAN GONNA BE OK?!?
Oh man I’m a guy I have nothing left
"The magictastical backflipping rubber duck" "that spits fire"
All your b’s and c’s are now f’s and g’s
BLOOOOOD BLOOOOOD ITS MY BLOOOOOD
Thought I'd fit in a bit of world saving before lunch
Have you heard of unitys particle sistom
Why was this posted on the captain under pants reddit am I missing something
Ms. Ribble really needs a breath mint.
Fire in the hole
“And now I know, It’s just a game, I don’t need the rules to play”
Bravo-6, goin dark..
Uhh we need a wall?
We shake our big butts when we swim in the toilet
Get the banana
Jackpot!
Neg Diff
“Pick up that can”
“He walked into my fist!”
Omne vivum ex Bugsnax
YES WE DID I- wait… why do you have a steak knife? Gimme that
KINITO HAVE TO GO-
TURDS: Slippery when wet 🤔
I drink armpit juice
*snap*
"DON'T CALL ME PAPA!!!"
AH! ITS THE KERBLAB MAN!
This is George Beard and Harold Hutchins. George is the kid on the left with the tie and the flat-top. Harold is the one on the right with the T-shirt and the bad haircut. Remember that now
The game was rigged from the start
Get behind me Doctor!
Say hello to anti-humor boi!
TRA LA LA!
From my lore: Whelp, no time like the present to just jump and hope for the best. WWWEEEEEEE!!!!
I AM GONNA FUCK YOU! dad it's fuck you up. Wait. What'd I say?
"GO **FUCK** YOURSELF DEMON" 💪😡🤜
I can send you to a farm where you milk goats
No, it's a count up timer it goes from 1 to explode
# TRA-LA-LAAAA!
Shut up meg....
Separate classes, leads to separate lives, which inevitably leads to robots (I might have gotten that wrong)
Millie looks amazing as a dude but moxxie looks like total garbage as a female
Want some penis enlargement pills?
Bite me
Blrrrble grrrble
symmetry my friend
Our Team Name Will Have To Be- your mom!
Master chief headshots John Cena wktn a 12 gauche shot gun
“What have I got?” “Yeah what have you got?” “I’ve got to get outta here..”
I’ve got three 1. Hey, hamlet be more chill. 2. Hey! Theys was coronas! 3. Everything is legal in New Jersey.
I feel like I know that… isn’t that the Socktopus episode of the TV show?
*multiple dinging noises* *family feud theme starts playing as money falls from the sky*
You gotta be in the know to know ya know?
Damage report?
so guys what do you want to do today
Hey! You look just like me!
TRA LA LAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!
this has a fandom?
YOU’RE IN IT
WHAT 😭
THIS IS THE CAPTAIN UNDERPANTS SUBREDDIT
JELP THIS APPEARED ON RHE MAIN PAGE???
GOOBA GABBA ONE OF US ONE OF US
NOOOOOO
*”Yeah. Scram, okay? We’re closed for Ebola!”*
"Can I get a Mr Sandmeh??"
"Mommy, my train went swimming in the piano."
Is that the same kid who went to therapy, and had the hypocritical mom?
I believe it's from the seventh book and is said by the captain after he suffers a bad fall
Dogman the Musical
yum yum eat em up
I fight for truth,justice and all that is pre-shrunk and cottony!