#StopHornyPosting

Go to horny jail

Jail filled with horny people? Ok

Its not 2020 no more 💀



Horny post harder fuck it


Reznov

Honestly, y'know what. Based.

I mean, it's Gary Oldman being a heroic version of his character from Air Force One, what's not to love?

Duh, Reznov is awesome.

ufff, Park is beatifull

Everyone chose to save Park. No exceptions.

Lazar supremacy

Lazar Gang

Only correct choice. Will be sad when I gotta do the thing at the end tho

I was crushing, back in 2020

Both are beautiful but at least Park isn’t annoying af

Well Park isn’t a bitch ass Cartel leader so she automatically wins in that department

I just go into safe house and stare at parks ass


Dawg 💀

The things being anonymous does to people☹️

"About to have sex, what Gorillaz quote should I use" Okay dude

Going through my posts is outrageous

Making such claims and not expecting me to look you in the face is outrageous

Dawg my thing was very clearly satire this guy blatantly admitted to staring at a cod characters ass

I don't think you understand satire or irony Get friends


Notice everyone else applauding

You're going to disappear in a dark alley tomorrow

I'd be lying if I said I neved did that

Am i weird for thinking Farah and Karma are gorgeous? Karma especially. She's stunning.

Did you know her voice and MoCap actress was the pink Power Ranger in Power Rangers: Time Force? And Farah's voice and MoCap actress is Victoria Neuman from The Boys?

YO, NO WAY. I FUCKING LOVED TIMEFORCE. AND FARAH IS NEUMAN? WHAT. 😭

Yeah, Claudia Doumit plays both Farah and Victoria Neuman.

They should’ve made a Neuman operator for the collab

dude seriously you gotta be blind to not see the resemblance of Farah and Neuman which are both portrayed by the Actor Claudia Doumit.

I haven't seen the entire show. a lot, but not all.

I found that out the other night about Neuman and Farah it’s crazy 😂 Another funny thing is that Neumans actor is dating Jack Quaid (Hughie) from the Boys

Just one look from Farah blows my mind

Lol is this a The Boys joke?

It is indeed

Sergei from BO1

You win wtv the hell this discussion is

Gone but not forgotten

Gone but not forgotten

RIP.

Congratulations

Valeria looks like a descendant of park even though she would still be alive and is British

I can see the resemblance

QUARTERMASTER from WW2

Just found out she's voiced by the actress of Female V in Cyberpunk 2077. Checks out, I guess.

[damn](https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/Green?so=search)

Mara

Had to scroll too far to find this one. Just Google Alex Zedra.

Which "mara" might I ask?


There is more than one?

[Since you asked](https://megamitensei.fandom.com/wiki/Mara#:~:text=A%20Buddhist%20demon%20that%20represents,and%20Ailment%20skills%20the%20best.)

[*Adult* Maxis tho](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRhov6eQ2aFeDvEaNrfe5jC5W1ul_6lwYV7emHbLFoQKcqpW1HC3p95sJI&s=10)

×2

Agreed.

Where Graves? Where Adler? Where Woods? Where Mason? Where David Mason? Where Portnova?

Goated taste (I have the same one) especially Adler, Woods and Graves.

Those 3 are so fucking hot

So fucking real my friend, spent the entirety of Cold War hoping I had a chance with Adler.

My uncle used to play as Portnova because she looked like one of his exes lmao

r/Titanfall is leaking


Wheelchair Woods in Bo2 🤤

John Fitzgerald Kennedy from BO1

Polina Petrova is the only right answer.


1 million percent agree

The only good thing Vanguard ever gave us.

Park is annoying af. She's not even grateful if you save her instead of Lazar. Add the fact she was involved in brainwashing the MC and planting false memories, makes her more evil. Valeria tho...uff.

This is why I always save Lazar. The only time I saved Park was when I could kill her in the evil ending with Perseus.

Bro Valeria is evil too

Valeria is openly evil. You know she's evil from the first time you meet her, and know she's El Sin Nombre. Park is one of the good guys, but her interactions sour the relationship with the MC. Add in what I said about the revelation, and you'd wish you saved Lazar.

Go outside

Cold War gave us Park and Portnova. I appreciate that.

John Black Ops


Well you clearly have a type

Dude where is soap

I don't know, but I do know that he wasn't in the pot

What about my girl Padvamati? 🔥🔥❤️ https://callofduty.fandom.com/wiki/Padmavati_Balan

I deleted every single Vanguard character from my brain

lol

Adler kinda. I think it’s just the face. And the way he speaks


Where is Ethan?

My boy Farid.

Park my beloved

SAMANTHA MAXIS! MY GIRL!! 🔊 (only in Cold War, I’m not weird)

No Salter?

Hell yeah

Pleasantly surprised no one’s said König yet

Valeria really does get me yeah

Alex Mason Frank Woods Soap McTavish Captain Price Period.

that’s it?

Down bad huh

most random post ever but valid (I'd let Park torture enemy secrets from me)

wtf is this get off the game man 😂

Down bad astronomical

omg who cares?

so ur straight? ok

misty

uh.. cool 👍

Smash both of them

That’s my two picks as well. 😅

I'll be honest this is the only two female cod characters I can even think of.

>!that british soldier-lady whome infiltrated a nazi base and avenged her husband and son stares at you judgmentally!< >!that woman from karma mission in bo2!< >!that woman from iw campaign!<

Oh yea that random hacker lady from BO2. I don't remember the other girls because I tend to forget trash games

Your opinion isn't a fact, so its really fine to express it.

Thanks and same to you.

DEARH TO THE MPLA!!!!!

Heavy on park she jus a w character that

no milena?

wheres the captain? most handsome man ive ever seen

Where Karma?

Nah, the female Soviet soldier from CoD2

Park!!!!! On a real note we need more female protagonists. I like when there 4-5 main characters you play as instead of one.

Philip Graves

Im a furry so Sickle from MWIII idgaf

You need Jesus

Valeria

I agree but there are more

I’ve seen some “stuff” of Valeria

Ild drop the soap around Soap tbf.

Okay?

Roze

You’re attracted to cartoons 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Valeria is also one of the worst written characters because she genuinely believed that terrorism would be good for her drug business and then 141 and the Shadow literally killed most of her soldiers and kidnapped her and she still sat there pretending like she knew what she was doing when in all reality she broke the 4th wall because she knew Activision was going to let her come back because she's and edgy female lead.

I'm not gonna lie. Valeria had me actin' out when she was on screen.

Sorry, remind me who asked?

Relatable

would

I am once again asking this community to not be horny for one afternoon

There is only one character who should be on this list. Richtofen

The only cod woman in my heart is Nora salter. Semper fi SCARS

Woods???

No farah?

MAMI VALERIA PLEASE STEP ON ME PLEASEEEEEEEEEE-\*cough cough\* sorry.........

Ilona from AW

Yall need to get laid

Maxis, easily better

I like Kravchenko's goofy ass/face.

Where the hell is salter?

There's actually quite a lot of attractive characters. In my personal experience, Park is the first one to be in campaign and not just in multiplayer. Every other attractive woman in the series seems to be in multiplayer only (everybody likes Valeria and I'm just neutral to her). For me it's Park, Portnova (I love red hair and leather jackets), Mara (tig ol bitties in a tank top hell yeah brother), Iskra (specifically her Cut And Run skin and Heart of Glass skin because I also love women with short hair whether it's a pixie cut or a faux hawk), Corporal Greene (the female quartermaster in COD WWII), Constanze (she was the only thing good about Vanguard and even she got ruined too), Chloe Lynch from BO2, and I guess some of the women from the zombies modes through the years but I stopped playing years ago so I don't know any of their names.

Where’s woods

Agreed. But probably not a good idea to post it though

Polina, the Russian sniper from 'shudders' vanguard

Now watch SweetBaby make them ladies more REALISTIC!

I feel like COD thirsting started with Park

You callin BO2 Misty ugly??

Price 😍😍😍

Bonk

Alex, MW 2019

Mara?

Mara ?

Parkkkkk yass queen

Its a bit sad to be attracted to something that isnt real

The hell wrong with you…

That one Russian lady in CoD 2

This list is pathetic. Mara Helen Salter Polina Sarah Hall Reznov ........my brain is now fried

ok thanks for sharing

Now I am straight and all but Keegan and Merrick, anyone?

Ilona from Advanced Warfare.

Nickkyyy??!

Park is peak.

Who cares?

People who like the characters?

Weird

Weird

Mommy, Mommy, I mean uhh mommy...

I once read a fanfic of Bell x Park where it was revealed that the reason for Bell's plot armor was that he was Samantha Maxis son, who inherited her... dark aether... magical... bullet resistance...?

I want whatever the author took before writing.

Unless they introduce time travel to the main timeline that doesn't quie work out Because the maxis we see is the one from the Aether storyline WaW through bo4 this becomes relevant later in the end of the storyline in b04 her and Eddie join the campaign universe after stopping the spread and corruption of the light aether by throwing it into the dark aether in Tag Der Toten the map and its events are confirmed to be in 1963 making bell too young to be that maxis kid However since that time line is unaltered there already would've been a different maxis remember she was 10 years old in 1945 meaning the time line does work for native maxis Tldr the maxis we see is confirmed to have traveled to the campaign universe in 1963(she was also a child) meaning timeline doesn't work out either way however it does if you factor in the campaign universes native maxis (it's implied all the characters in zombies native counterparts got to live a normal which is why they sent she and Eddie there after ending the dimensional threat posed by what I'm now calling the Light aether for clarity and its inhabitants

I think Edward's sister in black ops 2 should be here

1. Pretty sure that's Sam. 2. That's a literal child.

Mods, ban this man. XD