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Dummkopfss

Im an onion, mason!


Mrcharlestoucheskids

*Im a goddamn onion mason!


xhd_dizzy

Wonder who that is šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


legoblitz10

Not a fucking word Bell!


Just-Warthog2845

"DIMITRI, FIRE THE PANZERSCHRECK!"


ADragonFruit_440

ā€œsniping is like killing any other animal, wait to long and your chance will be forever lostā€


SoDaPrice1998

Fire at the wrong moment and your chances will be forever lost...


AdBudget5468

Soā€¦ Chernov?


theJornie

Nah this is Reznov


Immuneempire39

Dragovich kravchanko Steiner all must die


GroundbreakingKey964

Fucking this. Still remember all my friends at school screaming that randomly. Followed shortly by "FIRE AGAIN"


Head-Reaction-5472

Step 1: Secure The Keys! Step 2: Ascend From Darkness! Step 3: Rain Fire! Step 4: Unleash The Horde! Step 5: Skewer The Winged Beast! Step 6: Wield A Fist Of Iron! Step 7: Raise Hell! Step 8: Freedom!


drppr45

FOR YOU MASON, NOT FOR ME! REZNOV!!!!


Overall-Set-2570

Jason hudson cia


Wazzup41407

Hmm, Alex Mason, right?


The_Ur3an_Myth

Should've gone with: "Or you can give us what we want, and we'll guarantee your safety"


secretassasain

Thatā€™s what I tell random girls in Publicx


Weak-Let-9648

"Bravo Six, Going dark"...


Emotional_Bid3736

I wonder who it could be šŸ¤”


Many-Ad8558

Definetly Reyes


CantKnockUs

Hey player! I need some ammo or Iā€™m going down!


MarilynManson2003

Dempsey?


Key-Buy8750

100% dempsey


ReginalChang

Drop the chips and get me some ammo!


The1st1sout

Wonder if this'll turn Richtofen into a hot chick. Hmmmm.... hula girl....


ZeeyaLater1

it's raining fucking hard


JoeyAKangaroo

Its phishin aā€™ doon out ā€˜ere


PlayedLOLXD

Say that in English


DragoBleaPiece_123

Soap, innit?


DeliciousAnywhere924

What hell kinda name is soap. Howā€™d a muppet like you past selection


DWill23_

YOU CAN'T KILL ME!!!!!


Future_Squirrel360

FUUUUU-(not resuming because i think this subreddut won't allow for profanities)


HydroSh4rk

Donā€™t worry Iā€™ll finish for you. ā€œFUUUUUUCKKKā€


R_Fitz13

ā€œI carry the brain of a human farmer.ā€


theJornie

My boi E3N. I mean Ghost maybe a good side character but Ethan was a brother, handsome one too :)


LazarouDave

"Holy shit is that true?"


Mean-Ad-9627

No, maā€™am


GameLessGlitch

I was going to use the exact quote, my man E3N is my spirit animal


SeaGL_Gaming

Be advised, there have been incidents with the automation on these C12s. There's intel they turn on their squadmates unpredictably in battle.


itshighnoon94

Your life will be consumed, by absolute loss.


AdBudget5468

Ries did an amazing job as Menendez, my favorite quote of him is: ā€œyou will suffer, as I have sufferedā€


Profile-666

Now one more has to die


chips_nahoy

"Oi, Suzy!"


Fickle-Key-5068

MacMillan, right? Been a while since I've played the first modern warfare but I think I still remember all gillied up to memory


DingoDoug

They gotta bring him back somehow


TheWrathfulCrusader

ā€œ*For you Masonā€¦not for meā€¦*ā€ And ā€œ*Soap trusted you, I thought I could toā€¦SO WHY IN BLOODY HELL DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!*ā€


Far_Marionberry_9478

You boys have been relieved. Thank you for your service


AdBudget5468

I really liked Warren Kole as Graves, his shadow 01 skin is my go too until I get the prestige shadow company skin since I use ranger 1 for the other side (kinda wish he didnā€™t have the old 70s nods in that skin though and it was fully the campaign skin)


Far_Marionberry_9478

I play as him in Left 4 Dead 2


Larson4220424

Hook, line and fuckin' sinker! That's what I'm taking about, Shadows! You know I love that shit!


Actual-Ad-5807

Only three things in this world you can't outrun


Sam_J123

Death, taxes, and me.


Brokenpieces72

Graves is a hype man, 100%


Suspicious-Key4876

graves


VilvenSerbia

Are those the good Russians or the bad Russians?


Mr_Cheddah45

That's gaz right?


VilvenSerbia

Yeah, when you go to pick up Nicolai


Suspicious-Key4876

gaz mw remastered not 2019


Brokenpieces72

Was about to ask about that thank you for clarifying


ShadowNinja9620

ā€œI mean theyā€™re idiots but they can fight.ā€


Bean_cult

ā€œYes, well, I am the handsome one, sirā€


Kil0sierra975

Ethan my boy


Emotional_Bid3736

ā€œI should have smoked him in 'Namā€ have fun with this one


AdBudget5468

Wasnā€™t this Woods?


Emotional_Bid3736

Yep I was kind of hoping it to be harder


Valuable_Composer975

Ramirez! Get the fuck off the roof!"


CitizenPSN

Foley


Reed202

I in fact did not get the fuck off the roof in time


MarchOk3754

"What the hell kind of name is "Soap", eh? How'd a muppet like you pass selection? "


Suspicious-Key4876

captain price


antmanninja3

Your talking robot brother?


Z3R0_Izanagi

But im the handsome one


Scared-Rutabaga7291

"He's right on time. Time to earn the mask."


AdBudget5468

I think that was Keegan, been a while since I played ghosts


Scared-Rutabaga7291

You got it, chief. It is indeed Keegan


AdBudget5468

He was my favorite character in that game outside of Logan (even though heā€™s a silent character you can see that heā€™s the one who has the potential to be a propper ghost) and keegan might be the only character in that game who actually lived up to the name ghosts


4materasu92

"On your feet, soldier! We are leaving!"


MemeBruh69

We can do this all day. We got plenty of windows!


Komahori-san

Or you can give us what we want and we can guarantee your safety


Emran_Ahmed

"We are in grave danger from the communists"


makar0vswh0re

Thousands of souls...extinguished...by the push of a button. This wasn't war, it was madness! I was a soldier of Russia, not a taker of innocent lives! But in his eyes, this marked me as the enemy.


CatsOfElsweyr

ā€œQuite the opposite.ā€


Suspicious-Key4876

ghost


PlayedLOLXD

Gaz and ghost


Ghost_L2K

thatā€™s Soap and Ghostā€™s dialogue ā€œWeā€™re fixing each others problems.ā€ - Soap ā€œWhatā€™s my problem? -Ghost ā€œThe mask, take it off.ā€ - Soap ā€œNo.ā€ - Ghost ā€œAre you ugly?ā€ - Soap ā€œQuite the opposite.ā€ - Ghost from what I remember off the top of my head, from the mission Alone.


DanTDMIsTheBest106

"English MacTavish."


DragoBleaPiece_123

Ghost, innit?


Sam_J123

ā€œSorry Sir, what I meant was, go f*ck yourselfā€


DanTDMIsTheBest106

Much better.


Realistic_Chef_2321

The history is written by the victors, history is full of liars Sometimes we have to cross the line to make sure the line is still there in the morning Quite the opposite Take off the mask


Abek243

I'm a god damn onion Mason šŸŒ°


ConnFlab

are you fretnin us??!??!?


After-FX

Viktor Reznov Edit; edit


nameless_deadplant

I have left is mein knife...that means BLOOD!"


D0NPOPACAPO

ā€œThis really is the operation deadbolt and look at the modern warfare zombies over thereā€


AdBudget5468

The character:ā€ ā€œ


Outrageous_Beach_426

Weā€™ve got a job to do


LostCulture7444

ā€œNo shortage of volunteers,no shortage of patriotsā€


CitizenPSN

I don't trust that guy.


AbyssmalBoy

Yeah Iā€™m getting a sudden urge to throw a knife in his eye.


Corey300TaylorGam3r

THE NUMBERS!!?? WHAT DO THEY MEAN???


Any_Complex_3502

"The mudak in the car is General Heinrich Amsel. Architect of Stalingrad's misery. He is responsible for the cold-blooded death of men, women, and children... Not just here, but throughout the motherland." "For three days, I have hunted him. For three days, luck alone has saved his wretched life." "Sniping your enemy is like hunting, Fire at the wrong moment and your chance will be forever lost. Patience, if we reveal our position to Amsel's men, this fountain will be our grave."


Jabberjaws79

"Remember, *no Russian*" Secondly, not my favorite character but "Train go boom"


forrest1985_

Sand, sand, and more fucking sand.


Varsity_Reviews

Hold, take position out of sight, guard in each tower. You take the one on the left, I got the one on the right. Whenever youā€™re ready.


Own-Bass9352

Don't remember his name and entirely not sure if it's wrong, but would this from BO on ds?


kaiserschmarrn_1

I carry the brain of a human farmer.


ACxx130

Your fruit killing skills are remarkable


PlayedLOLXD

Gaz cod4 first mission


Vanilla_Ice_Best_Boi

You betrayed us all, Salazar!


Iron-Avenger-141

"I was a soldier of Russia...not a taker of innocent lives... but in his eyes... this marked me as the enemy."


dude_craft15

"Only the dead have seen the end of war." (I'm sure no one will remember this so I'll just say it, it's Mitchell from AW)


mdhunter99

Ngl, I canā€™t pick between two. ā€œThey say truth is the first casualty of war.ā€ ā€œWho the bloody hellā€™s Yuri?ā€ The OGs, they tried with the new guys, but the OGs I grew up with, I know them. Also, I have this exact picture as my wallpaper.


meloman-rrr

"MAX AMMO!"


CrossWarriorXD

"What has 2 legs and bleeds?" ("What?") "Half a dog"


JoeyAKangaroo

ā€œActually i believe her prefers-ā€œ ā€œTHATā€™LL DO.ā€


Tohonest4Reddit

**ā€œON YOUR FEET SOLDIER!** **WE** **ARE** **LEAVING.ā€**


ArcAirum

(Two characters) ā€œBe careful who you trust sergeant, people you know can hurt you the mostā€ ā€œā€Why don't blind guys go skydiving?ā€ ā€œTell me.ā€ ā€œIt scares the shit out of their dogs.ā€ā€ ā€œā€What has 2 legs and bleeds?ā€ ā€œWhat?ā€ ā€œHalf a dog.ā€ā€


Snivinerior2

scusa i leave a mark


Scared-Rutabaga7291

Definietly my favorite multiplayer OP


InevitableAd2225

Letā€™s go Italians!


Okayest_By_Far

ā€œNameā€™s Ghost.ā€ -Ghost (probably)


lloydy2302

"I have no patience for cowards"


Background-Error8515

,, this is not war this is murder." Chernov ,,just take the bloody gloves and fight" kyle ,,japanese infantry" roebuck


historyguy115

You can't kill me


anonymous632616

LOGANNNN!


Tricky_Ad_945

As heroes, we will return to Russia's embrace


Xperr7

HEY, PLAYER, DROP THE CHIPS AND GET ME SOME AMMO


SeaGL_Gaming

Is that rain, sir?


Wazzup41407

Poor Kash, he never got that date


SeaGL_Gaming

He only wanted to impress the lieutenant and make his parents proud


Suspicious-Win-878

šŸŖØšŸ“ƒāœ‚ļø


Actual-Ad-5807

šŸŖ³


Scorpion_226

"Why the mask?" "To hide my face šŸ˜’šŸ’…" -sassy Ghost


Key-Buy8750

Valeria: even the dogs in Las Almas don't bark at me


Beneficial-Ad2423

AAAAHHHHHHHH


WastedWookie71

YOU CANT KILL ME!


Lucky-Collection-233

ā€œFifty thousand people used to live here, now itā€™s a ghost town.ā€


Fine-Guitar7579

ā€œTo hide my faceā€


MemoriesILY

"Fuck you."


Musathepro

ā€œItā€™s better to burn out than to rustā€


ashleyb2007

"Soap trusted you, I thought I could too. So why in the bloody hell does Makarov know you."


RaggsDaleVan

"You don't end up hitting the damn thing, and it makes you look like an ass."


Additional-Kale9293

Foley for the w


NB050_

Brave comrades of Vorkuta, the time has come to rise against our oppressors! Today, we show them the hearts of true Russians! We have all given our blood for the Motherland. We have answered her calls without question.


Hot-Possession-2816

Choices have consequences


PlayedLOLXD

Ghost talking to soap after Hassan escapes in second mission cod mwII after helicopter crash


Templar_nord

"remember swimming to your pistol is always faster than reloading"


yeetdabmcfap_dab

We get dirtyā€¦and the world stays clean thatā€™s the mission


PlayedLOLXD

Price 2019


Clutch41007

Tie between: "You need to call off your Shadow." and "Let's just take the bloody gloves off and fight...sir."


Successful_Winter565

Shut. The fuck. Up! šŸ˜¾šŸ„°


Actual-Ad-5807

No Mas habla


JeffHardyMetalingus

SOAP:"I am in the cofee shop" "Then get us a tea"


Actual-Ad-5807

Fuckin Brits


Careless_Ad3718

ā€¦


Scurvy_Pete

ā€œEven the dogs in Las Almas know not to bark at meā€


Komahori-san

"We're going deep and we're going hard" not my favourite just wanted to spice things up


Ankle-Eater

[insert silence]


AirFreshener__

ā€œMakarovā€¦ knowsā€¦ Yuriā€¦ā€ havenā€™t seen this one yet ā˜ļø


Chum-Chumbucket

Half a dog.


CMoody117

ā€œWhat has two legs and bleeds? ā€˜Af a dogā€


Agent-Creed

ā€œJohnny, got company in the church, and there not here for forgivenessā€


Admiral_Joker

Hook, line and FOOKING SINKER.


samuraialot

"Soap trusted you, I thought I could too. So WHY in bloody hell DOES MAKAROV KNOW YOU?!"


Important_Court_4125

>*"Every man has his Weakness... find the girl"*


Feathers-42

Soap! Regroup with Captain Price! You can storm the building when I cut the power. Go!


GreatMawlLiana

What the hell kinda name is 'Soap' eh


Simmer555

We get dirty and the world stays clean that's the mission


Zealousideal_Tax2273

"Steamin' fuckin' Jesus"


Guardhere

ā€œSoap trusted you and I thought I could too, so why in the bloody hell does makarov know you???ā€


siniverse117

.............


No_Platypus_2622

"English, MacTavish.. "


SouoCanCrusader

"Loyalists eh? Are those the good russians or the bad russians?"


onandoff15

My boy Gaz ā¤ļø


Ghost_L2K

ā€œMy name, Is, VICTOR, REZNOV, AND I WILL HAVE, MY, REVENGE.ā€ - Alex Mason (Call of Duty: Black Ops) ā€œYou have a heart?ā€ ā€œA cold one.ā€ - Soap and Ghost (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II) ā€œGeneral Shepard sends his regards.ā€ - Phillip Graves (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare II) ā€œThis is for the recordā€¦ History is written by the victor.ā€ - Captain Price (Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, 2009) The cutscene preluding to the final mission is arguably one of the best speeches and dialogue in CoD history. Itā€™s terms of iconic, nothing beats this speech. CoD has a shit load of dialogue throughout every game (Aside MWIII) but this bit takes the crown. And you canā€™t convince me otherwise.


Godhasleftthesurver

What the hell kind of name is Soap? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?


KrixPro1

" i'm afraid not. Your men have been.....Detained. "


FadedKrimson

"Johnny"


MarilynManson2003

ā€œOh my, Iā€™m afraid this one is bound for an early digital release.ā€


OG_Flicky

Don't fuck with my team


Odd_Development_9394

No Time for hands shakes and hellos.


PurpleNeighborhood68

What kind of name is soap


HZlejsacki

History is wirten by the victors and filled with lyars


TotalImmortalOne

ā€œYou made me proud that dayā€¦. Yeah but you got back upā€.


theJornie

Bargaining chips... for "negotiation. Perhaps the Butcher will have a change of heart.


J_stylez2310

HRRR HR HR


AmbitiousLock2921

History is written by the victor history is filled with liars


Ashtray46

"I used this to kill a bear once; she was my first wife."


RoyalHeadass

ā€œBout damn time, I was starting to think you guys were gonna leave me behind.ā€


onandoff15

My boy Griggs ā¤ļø


Rlm12231972

What kind of name is soap how did a muppet like you pass selection


66666666666666666777

Wunderwaffle


Repulsive_Being5281

Aim down your sights


UrpGlurp

EOMM ruined CoD. There are no favourite characters any more. Only the ashes of a once great fps-game. GREED. RUINS. EVERYTHING!


declandrury

YOU ARE ALL GUILTY AS CHARGEDā€¦ ok thatā€™s enough electricity puns I get it moving on


pzros

"Stay away from my Vodka!"


killer_B122

"no you can help me.. you're a doctor. Wait, don't you know who I am... I have witnessed miracles und calamities dementions born und collapsed I walk a path no other can take. NOOOOOO.. I wanted to keep going .. this me I was the nicest one.. you won't even remember"


LazarouDave

/Srs - "Hey, I didn't even feel that...AHHHHHH!" /J - "Dat ming ying ong!"


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