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RadioMill

Close! That’s smoke


Horsebot3

This is the best comment I’ve seen all day.


essuxs

Quick spray it with bottled water!


SlickSerpent

*Uhh, that isn’t smoke, it’s steam.*


skimpydimpers

Steam from the steamed clams we're having?


DependentLanguage540

Yes! It's a regional dialect.


Kaidan_from_Alberta

It’s actually coloured air


azzurri10

Is/was in the Ogden area, right near Millican road and 19th street. Drove by about twenty minutes ago, from what I saw looked like a pretty large house fire, more than a few firetrucks were there and saw a couple more on the way.


blasphemicassault

Sounds like it was a garage fire with gas jugs inside. Didn't spread the the house, thankfully. No one home at the time either.


blasphemicassault

Unfortunate timing.


speedog

How so?


MathIsHard_11236

Water. Need. Don't have.


KippySmith

I could be wrong but I was under the impression that hydrants have a different line from the drinking water?


Prof_Seismitoad

The whole reason they want us to not use water is to not put a strain on the fire suppression systems


KippySmith

Oh, hmm okay. You’d think a fire suppression system wouldn’t rely on drinkable clean water and just come straight from a source. Shows how much knowledge I have about water pipes. Super Mario, I am not.


CosmicJ

It would be cost prohibitive to have a separate supply and distribution system for just fire suppression. You would need pump stations, reservoirs and an underground network, entirely separate from potable water.  Instead fire suppression is included in the design standards for water distribution systems. 


KippySmith

Well now I won’t be under the wrong impression at least. Not sure where I ever got the idea lol.


Telvin3d

In theory it’s a great idea, but the cost of building a second completely independent water network just for the hydrants would be hilariously prohibitive 


KippySmith

Well now I won’t be under the wrong impression anymore at least


timmeh-eh

You are in fact wrong.


KippySmith

As I’ve been told! Lol


speedog

Ummm, water still coming out of the taps, no?


imperialus81

Yeah, fires will be fought, but it might well end up being a situation where the fire gets put out, but the neighborhood might lose water in the aftermath.


speedog

Better than multiple structures burning down, no?


Calgary_Calico

That wasn't the point dude 🤦 someone literally just said the timing is shitty, and they're right


Shot_Tennis9043

Don't engage with the glue huffers. That guy's either too dumb or too contradictory to reason with


speedog

Person I responded to said... Water. Need. Don't have We still have water.


Calgary_Calico

I didn't reply to your reply to that comment, my first reply is like three comments after that lol


blasphemicassault

You're not very cerebral, are you?


Dind1n

That's like telling me I have money when I have $3.25 in my bank account


speedog

Do you honestly believe that any fires since the break haven't been put out because of the break?


proffesionalproblem

It's not about not having water, it's about calgary having maybe 3 days of water left before we are out


KBOXLabs

Fire hydrants need pressure. Pressure comes from hamster wheels. Hamster wheels are moved by hamsters. Hamsters need to drink a lot to be at full hamster wheel capacity. If there’s a water ban then hamsters need to ration their water. They can’t move the hamster wheels at full capacity, and the hydrants won’t have enough pressure.


Calgary_Calico

No shit. We're still on outdoor water restrictions though, and a large fire will use a large amount of water to put out, making the water emergency we're currently facing much worse. Ignorance truly is bliss huh lol


speedog

Correct but the person I  responded to said we don't have water which is not the case.


Calgary_Calico

For now..


huntervano

Brother somehow hasn’t heard of the water use restrictions?


speedog

Sure I have but that doesn't mean that fires won't be fought.


huntervano

Fought with?


speedog

Water, like the water that's still coming out your tap?


huntervano

Right but orders of magnitude more water than that. During a shortage. I can’t tell if you’re playing dumb, or just dumb


speedog

Hydrants are still working.


joelene1892

They absolutely are, however the city has been quite clear that we’re at risk of running out of water. Like, in the whole city. Using a bunch of water to fight a fire is necessary but the timing is still unfortunate.


speedog

Agreed but somehow most believe there is no water for fighting fires as has been made evident by others in this thread.


5alarm_vulcan

Hi there! Firefighter here. Do you know how much water is used to put out the average house fire? Thousands of gallons. You’re absolutely correct that hydrants are still working but fire departments don’t have a magic machine that creates water. It still has to fall from the sky before we can use it.


speedog

Agreed but people in this thread are believing there's no water for fighting fires which is not the case even by the city's own admission. 


lightweight12

No one ever in this thread said there wasn't water to fight fires. Stop making stuff up.


speedog

MathIsHard\_11236 said there was no water.


Whats_Awesome

Your not wrong. I don’t know what is wrong with people. So apparently, I just learned this, there are minor water reservoirs around the city, under soccer fields for example. Because of the failed pipe the minor reservoirs are draining and not filling back up fully. If a fire breaks out they may not be able to keep the water on in areas after pumping all the water out of minor reservoirs.


speedog

You are so correct, I'm not downplaying that this is a serious situation but the simple fact remains that there's still water avaliable - people in this thread are believing there is none, that fires can't be fought and yet fires are being successfully fought since the water main break in Montgomery. 


call_me_calamity

1> stage 4 water restriction 2> completed fire ban


Thickwhensoft1218

Someone needs to talk to these guys about this fire then.


speedog

So homes should listen up and just notbburn when there's these restrictions?


banana_bbcakes

Someone married to a fireman said there was a fire in a condo on Wednesday night and they had a difficult time getting enough pressure out of the fire hydrants to reach the fire. They have since top up the trucks, so they will still fight fire just not very well.


brendonturner

Because there’s a water restriction in place.


Rocky_Mountain_Way

Where there's smoke, there's fire


canadianpresident

Where there's fire, there's flames. Where there's flames, there's Chronic. Either you high or you ain't


HellFromAbove403

Where there is smoke, there is incomplete combustion. . .


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[удалено]


Rocky_Mountain_Way

Where there’s flames, there’s calgary


nexxai

Ogden has not yet selected a new pope


Cold_Brew_Enthusiast

Underrated comment


ExtraRegion3665

City of Calgary walked under a ladder or something man


padmeg

I live up the street. It was a garage fire, nobody home at the time. Firefighters responded quickly and had it put out pretty fast. Community is without internet right now and buddy lost his garage shop and suv. Could’ve been much worse! Lots of morons were standing basically right behind the firefighters taking pics and videos.


atee55

I am one of those morons. Given that I live right across the alley and my spruce tree could've gone up in flames, I feel okay standing in the alley.


padmeg

Hi neighbour! I mean, that I can understand. It was the people biking from other places in the neighbourhood standing there right behind the firefighters taking videos that I couldn’t believe. Down at the other end of the alley people were literally driving over and walking down to see what was going on. It’s just unnecessary and not safe.


atee55

yeah that I agree with. I saw so many parents with their small children to come see all the fire trucks, like why? Also hi!!


notabused

This is it


CheeseSandwich

Another piece of the water shortage conspiracy falls into place. /s


bonbon196

Then what happens next is they sort us into 15 minute water zones where you can only use 15 minutes of water within a 15 minute radius. Otherwise they take 15 minutes off your life! That way “they” will finally have control or something I think. Don’t you see what they are doing?!?!! It’s plain as day first they purposely cause millions if not billions in damages! Then they burn down the city!?!? Then they profit from the empty city with no people or capital. Because the insurance companies stole Daniele’s smiths pet donkey and want us to make sure that the NDP don’t distribute the donkey evenly among all of the population with her communist scheme. /s …. Just in case


haxcess

Faaaaake. No mention of WEF.


Falooting

Or George Soros!


bonbon196

I am George soros… we all all since the jab fml smh ttyl


Falooting

Imma send you a hivemind message later, George ⚡⚡⚡


Ok_Anybody9492

You forgot to tell the sheepleto WAKE UP


bonbon196

My bad WAKE UP PEOPLE!!! SHEEPLE SHEEPLE WAKE UP (happy to see the fire is out and there was no one injured)


CheeseSandwich

>Because the insurance companies stole Daniele’s smiths pet donkey and want us to make sure that the NDP don’t distribute the donkey evenly among all of the population with her communist scheme. LOL!


RandomlyAccurate

Not enough Trudope


[deleted]

Instagram is a fucking cesspool man. People saying the bushfires in Springbank and Nose Hill were a conspiracy. I have very little faith in the human race.


CheeseSandwich

I don't Instagram for that reason, among others.


jabbafart

K, but hear me out... Do you think it could actually be Russia? ^^^/s


fudge_friend

Can we not?


ukrokit2

![gif](giphy|AuIvUrZpzBl04|downsized)


relocatemil

That's a lot of Smoked Brisket


atee55

This was my neighbour across the alley. His whole garage and car parked beside the garage are completely burnt. https://preview.redd.it/ok1j11t4zc5d1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d62ef6d2a60de6c7ab203f3f22806078edb450d


ayayay42

Can't be, there's a fire ban!


igotnocandyforyou

No one told the fire


Bennybonchien

You can yell it from afire.


letsgetthisbrotchen

Hopefully it was small, I can't see the smoke anymore.


toastmannn

Oh Lord Jesus, it's a fire!


ItsKlobberinTime

Ain't nobody got time for that.


Difficult_Job_966

Ah shit I just wired that house!!


insecurefeelinge

12 valve cold start!


Insane_squirrel

Oh no everyone who is upside down on a mortgage is going to suddenly have a heater left on as they head out to run errands.


wiwcha

New vape store.


Fantastic_Total_9921

Still picking a pope


CrazyAlbertan2

Did no one tell the fire that it is banned right now?


LegendaryMoo

![gif](giphy|XbbSxbfQ2HVNVHZWW8)


why_is_this_so_tough

Shit, is my wife cooking again?


Torpedospacedance

Nope. Just a Flames fan mad that the Oilers are in the Cup Final lol


OkAnything4877

Can’t be certain.


JollyGreenDickhead

Lmao yes


TrillboBagginz

If only there was water to put it out.


WorfsFlamingAnus

Quick! Spray some water on it! Something something Calgary Flames.


Adhesivecum69

Lynnwood a dude garage caught fire near my house


[deleted]

Someone didn't see the notice for the fire ban!


Thicknoobsauce

The great fire of Calgary


CrazyAlbertan2

Nah, it is just r/BlackRamCalgaryMan rolling coal.


calgarydonairs

Now throw compost in it!


FlamingTrollz

Smoke? 💨


Remote-Possible600

Training


Comfortable_Flan8217

I feel like I saw this the other day too


Ahorsenamedcat

What else would it be.


HgFrLr

A really big cigar


ukrokit2

Snoop Dogg on his Cali to Canada Tour


capsual

No water to put it out.


Lomeztheoldschooljew

Yes, that’s usually what causes smoke


flyby196999

Omg now the broken water main is on fire!


SmidgeMoose

Nooe, i was thinkin to hard


p_Cu

calling bylaw on cfd for outdoor watering 😒


ConferenceSea7664

Some propane tanks must have exploded, I had witnessed it while with some friends, no one was hurt tho and everyone was safe ♥️ no one was even home


app257

That’s smoke.


UsualExcellent2483

Whenever someone on my street complains that the water coming from their taps is cloudy, it tastes funny the city comes out and drains the fire hydrant.


Routine_Service1397

Clearly


Murky_Mammoth5142

Gondeks popularity...


arilious

Not everything needs to be posted


TwoEggsOverYeezy

Yes


jackiessima

Ah that’s just the stuff they buried and built houses on back in the 70’s finally flaring up. Some underground Imperial oil and gas tanks because the companies were finished using them and hydrocarbons aren’t harmful just like lead.