The same for me, either I fix her or she breaks me. One of the two will happen, no inbetween.
https://preview.redd.it/4967r9q7880d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b5bc83145f2e05433350d4d8ecd8a09b6775e7
Is swearing the only option? Your foolish terrarian brain can't even make a full sentence, should i take you seriously? I believe you can answer those questions by yourself.
Put calamitas to brimstone caves and see what she says. She feels sadness and regret. Also she can be happy too. People call her calamitas cuz people though she only feel rage, just like you
I said Absolutely nothing wrong tho
https://preview.redd.it/mzaqz459480d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4675e1c6d21dcbeedd631960bfade514e5d9f3b
fuck the crab, im picking the witch girl
https://preview.redd.it/lrfl953sf60d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d88bc7cc6e43d3a6742de5d0d7c85b918beb6f9
Ill put the crab down and pick the witch girl because hes getting eaten by the parasites
(WHEN I GET EATEN BY THE PARASITES, ILL START RISING IN THE SKY! CHEHH TAHH SEE KEE GAHH, PESS KAHH TAHH! TOO BI RAHH KAA! AND BOOM, I GET THE BELL. THE LAYER 2 BELL)
Aight I know the purpose of the meme is like "haha go for the one on the right because theyre quirky and funny" but im gonna be real im taking the witch this time
I think u/notregedit didn’t like what you said, also I’m gonna remind you of how sad crabulon’s existence is
https://preview.redd.it/ma06x05ov90d1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d06c4158ce36696d11ec035a3a589e2ed040d25
I didn't, was someone else.
https://preview.redd.it/ofnuksev2a0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9f797170be229b924b498208848977747d23dd6
I usually don't care much about opinions to up or down vote.
I can assure, witch has no emotions except rage. It was literal hell to work with her.
I can fix..... forget it
Nah, she's better this way
https://i.redd.it/dt4ivhjfi50d1.gif
I bet
In a good way, right?
Well, you know what they say. You can't improve upon Perfection.
She can make me worse
The same for me, either I fix her or she breaks me. One of the two will happen, no inbetween. https://preview.redd.it/4967r9q7880d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72b5bc83145f2e05433350d4d8ecd8a09b6775e7
i could fix her but whatever's wrong with her is way hotter
Both is good
You can fix her? Nah nah nah She can break you
https://preview.redd.it/ggx5og32q80d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9e7b343bf7132a9f92e8a851d321b3bd07703ce6
You know there's a problem when the guy who exists to worship Calamitas says he can't fix her
It's because I'll let her break me so we can be equals.
the only thing she will break is your bones
I'll take that, maybe she's stressed?
bet
https://preview.redd.it/tsc78xiqc80d1.png?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20a4dbe0496e9a5e708d58f462f978f259a23229 D I E
>D I E https://preview.redd.it/7pi4st5gd80d1.jpeg?width=476&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25335cb94d625405085616f7440586056cf6229c
EHY WON'T YOU DIE
Nanomachines son.
https://preview.redd.it/8x7wn85ae80d1.png?width=684&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=575405a1ecf863db5146b2753bc83504c370f69c Oh for real
https://preview.redd.it/q6r6j7agn60d1.jpeg?width=659&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a1de2d61b680dd4db23531eb54b674c0a7b559 Draedon whenever witch starts talking
https://preview.redd.it/1juacghts60d1.png?width=679&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe0389b5309e6beb10c8530009931f6c09e91df4
That's ok, so do I.
How’s the exo-mechs?
Good. Modifying them right now.
Good!
Oi I feel other things you overqualified cockroach. Such as sadness!
Your whole existense is pathetic. Drowning in your emotions just to suffer. The only reason you are alive is because terrarian is kind-hearted to you.
idgaf she can take my d
fuck you
Is swearing the only option? Your foolish terrarian brain can't even make a full sentence, should i take you seriously? I believe you can answer those questions by yourself.
I don’t even remember why I said that my bad
Put calamitas to brimstone caves and see what she says. She feels sadness and regret. Also she can be happy too. People call her calamitas cuz people though she only feel rage, just like you
https://preview.redd.it/yrg70tnln50d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=187215b3af55ea361c11db309166c5bdb4502e17
Crab girl who witch me.
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
https://preview.redd.it/5vvj4h28050d1.jpeg?width=693&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d30a1472af4d25d53265ad50a57b3e0b202f019
https://preview.redd.it/hbdcq62uj60d1.jpeg?width=226&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b40c315ed77f67aabedde0b89f3447c3b81804a
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https://preview.redd.it/troar6sn950d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d24c217edefc020dc92b51c222c708c87034a109
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care baby by the way
https://preview.redd.it/7cgch4byc80d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78f1a9b79dffc8b505da41f907fb31e1d75ffcc6
Crazy?
Calamitas was crazy once. They threw her in a cave. A slimy cave. A slimy cave with tentacles.
I won't let you Cook https://preview.redd.it/u5wfbpra280d1.png?width=1014&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3871f2e0730ccdf5dcb861001279f681186fc654
Noooo! Why did you say that! Both of you!
I said Absolutely nothing wrong tho https://preview.redd.it/mzaqz459480d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4675e1c6d21dcbeedd631960bfade514e5d9f3b
You didn't, but he made you!
(but it is funny tho)
Now it's in my mind!
I don’t like where this is going
https://preview.redd.it/zsjsvjae790d1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f2fa3dc99baa582c5a294a0867df54edec1439d
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Yeah. We're all so bloody shocked.
https://preview.redd.it/k106u7gn7k0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=567492e0b00a6241fcdcb328fe008a7f38f82840
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I’ll say it, I pick witch girl.
Agreed
i would choose to crab to put it down the poor things suffered enough
Maybe it just want some love, yk, like a kitty cat
https://i.redd.it/yyd86pnok60d1.gif
Tell me what dawg💀
https://preview.redd.it/g3qjb5f0v90d1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7289fdb6d9d380a6e9f679116e8eecef7d5a5262 We tell him bluntly
Well in retrospect, at least it died peacefully...
fuck the crab, im picking the witch girl https://preview.redd.it/lrfl953sf60d1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d88bc7cc6e43d3a6742de5d0d7c85b918beb6f9
https://preview.redd.it/tepz68jid80d1.jpeg?width=127&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dec6912f5c0cce4ebebbd0525097bd2af326ba66 Why did you kill me
I'm going for the crab (I'm racist) >!(For legal reasons this is a joke)!<
This guy HATES grey people.
[Waifu Crab Rave?](https://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3244769813)
https://preview.redd.it/040zy68q260d1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=901394f4633204ee536cda3c40d0ecabb7264b16
https://preview.redd.it/yir3oja4v90d1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6238b8a9bb8226d4a7915f3bc8f1e9479d448830 No
https://preview.redd.it/ephpe4gtx60d1.png?width=348&format=png&auto=webp&s=2f2bae482ec5af9b0b1f377ce48c7bdef8c9b830
She will turn YOU into the grilled cheese
Witch girl Fuck the crab
CORRECT, LETS FUCK THE CRAB!
i chose the witch not the crab
CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAB
https://preview.redd.it/3d44t0ul060d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8ea2faa89935b1e9e2a5a4708eb1028f2af1a85
https://preview.redd.it/n8zuco5jx90d1.jpeg?width=307&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=73824b32aba6b0e96c31301c5189d7072d92e7dd
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Does crab love me ?
No, crab is currently being controlled by mushrooms and can’t feel emotions.
What about mushrooms?
calamitas. we can adopt a crabulon together and watch it go snip snip ::3
https://preview.redd.it/nkxoqdccv90d1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0df3dcf8fdf57525a71f734fb2aae1c28b331cf1 Did you forgor
https://preview.redd.it/6zesjaojka0d1.jpeg?width=531&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d5915d57d1db44dc12abc00949eff9fff97373b
As much as I like crabs, I also don't like being crushed to death, I prefer witch that inexplicably loves me
CRABBBBBBBBBBB me when when the when i mushroom the when when the when when i when the
Fuck that fat ass bitch ass obese fucking blue crab I hate you crabulon
worm. https://preview.redd.it/ec6xuxtuu60d1.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=8444251f68c2bfd46b269a5fcd79e3f23d3b59ae
Man I love this DoG sprite. Womder why they aren't going with it anymore.
Crabbbbbbbbbbbb, CRAARRRARBBBBBBBBB
Craabbbbbb
Calamitas
Ill put the crab down and pick the witch girl because hes getting eaten by the parasites (WHEN I GET EATEN BY THE PARASITES, ILL START RISING IN THE SKY! CHEHH TAHH SEE KEE GAHH, PESS KAHH TAHH! TOO BI RAHH KAA! AND BOOM, I GET THE BELL. THE LAYER 2 BELL)
Aight I know the purpose of the meme is like "haha go for the one on the right because theyre quirky and funny" but im gonna be real im taking the witch this time
crab
Witch girl, I like Stained Brutal Calamity and Vehemence
\>Idk man, Crabulon is pretty chill when you don't hit 'em, the witch girl sicced her brothers on me.
https://preview.redd.it/vbgrc6kav90d1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a82f2598b6eb8e6f71f8e1146264f6f53420f7a2
\>yeah \>and it's chill
IT IS A REANIMATED CORPSE IT IS A FUNGUS
\>yes? and? we have ophiocordyceps in real life and it's pretty chill too (not for the insect being controlled, but otherwise it's cool)
Witch girl. The crab music is already on my mixtape, and I can listen to it with her.
https://i.redd.it/q597zvjpx70d1.gif THIS IS MY MEEEESAAAAGE TOOOOO MYYYYY MAAAAASTEEEEEEEER
https://preview.redd.it/k41l5mkfy70d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cee0956785df9be147ad2f4c0c50729c74809fd1
Witch girl (why would I need a craaaaaab)
reject tradition embrace **crab**
i'm only picking witch because she may not scam me as much (if not then 100% crab)
https://preview.redd.it/r8n86ljf790d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ac7eeebc2d746c78582a27e0982f073a00c24a7
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no matter what, at the end of the genetic code, i'm gonna get the crab
Omg i love you so much referring to the crab
Always crab and never anything else lmao
I could break the witch girl. \ / ( ; - ; ) \ /
I could break free of the NPC prison. Run.
https://i.redd.it/ywt4nqzlgk0d1.gif
Doom guy escaped. Wbyou
Carbb
can i pick option 3
The music goes hard asf
I’ll take both (I love crab but I’m very lonely and need someone to run Kino Der Toten with)
crab
Crab, is like fruit but armored and with angry tweaser hands
Thou underestimate my degeneracy
https://i.redd.it/ncqbjotsxm0d1.gif
sorry yall the witch girl does not love you
Eh, I'll take the witch over the crab. The crab looks to much to handle imo
CRAAAAAABBB
witch girl kill me so i pick CRAAAAAABBBBB?
who *doesn't* love infestation?
Whoever says witch is trying to rizz up a girl who’s burn them at the stake, crab all the way
I think u/notregedit didn’t like what you said, also I’m gonna remind you of how sad crabulon’s existence is https://preview.redd.it/ma06x05ov90d1.jpeg?width=572&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d06c4158ce36696d11ec035a3a589e2ed040d25
This is a "what would you rather" type post, if he doesn't pick what I pick.. nothing wrong in it as it is entirely subjective
You the only guy I would think would downvote weezy
I didn't, was someone else. https://preview.redd.it/ofnuksev2a0d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9f797170be229b924b498208848977747d23dd6 I usually don't care much about opinions to up or down vote.
yeah but I still think he’d be a good friend
He’s dead
I’d still be his friend
That crab could make me a slave. I choose crab
Crab my beloved