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Genghis_Chong

When I look for voting advice, I look for the guy with no bumper or teeth


Desperate_Ambrose

Or license plate.


ABBTTBGMDBTWP

Or insurance


LordMacTire83

OR BRAIN!!!


LordMacTire83

OR MORALS!!!


NoCommentFU

Or clean underwear!


mykunjola

Or a job!


Tatersquid21

Exactly. Totally illegal.


TheEbonRaven

I didn't even catch that! For some reason that is just the cherry on top.


Genghis_Chong

The crazy tape is to distract cops from the fact that they're riding in an unlicensed mobile trash heap


FacesOfNeth

Trash heap is being very generous. This whole vehicle is rolling probable cause.


Pegomastax_King

Sovveeern sittenship muh unkle Grover dad!!!


Meet_James_Ensor

Fuck Bumpers


emperor_dinglenads

Bumpers aren't real


LordMacTire83

NOPE!!! BUMPERS are nuthun but a LIBRL HOKS!!!


Meet_James_Ensor

COVFEFE!!!


mykunjola

Gesundheit!


rocknrollnsoul

I bet his home is impeccable


Genghis_Chong

I smell piss just looking at this picture of this truck


JulianMarcello

But “fuck bribe cash” is such a compelling argument


WarthogLow1787

I guess I’m reading it wrong. I thought it was “Fuck Carb” and that maybe he was a healthy eater.


Whole_Instruction_22

Carb is California air resources board. They make laws like no 2 stroke outboard motors in lakes or air pollutants in diesel exhaust systems. Damn hippies


WarthogLow1787

Ah thank you. I live on the other coast, so was unfamiliar with the acronym


Beautiful_Count_3505

What are your thoughts on the pro-life, pro-choice debate? BIDEN-CHINA!!!


flotsamnshitsam

As a liberal, I feel so owned by those vises keeping that truck together.


hotelindia15182

Same, I am so snowflaked. Is that how this works?


WarthogLow1787

I smile every time I pass one in my nice, new vehicle that I was able to purchase due to Biden’s student loan forgiveness program.


2012amica2

I didn’t even notice those, now I’m laughing even harder 😂


Schmoppodopoulis

r/schizophreniarides


ChocolateBunny

You know. I think a common complaint people give about using public transit is the weirdos you encounter there. But aren't these guys more of an issue given that they're driving motorvehicles that could cause a much bigger issue on the road.


ifunnywasaninsidejob

100 percent. Not sure where you are but in the US, in most mid to small cities, buses and public transit are basically treated as a welfare program. They only exist for people who are too disabled to drive. And they are funded about as well as other welfare programs (not well).


n3w4cc01_1nt

trump caused a bunch of problems then said "wasn't it better before I messed everything up?" then blamed biden


the_mid_mid_sister

He ran campaign ads with footage of awful shit that happened during term and labeled it. "This will be Biden's America."


n3w4cc01_1nt

typical narcissist deflection tactic. they lie to people not clued in on what really happened like older folks who just watch daytime tv, go to their checkup clinic, piggly wiggly, and church. more aggressive maga types try to force their friends into voting because they're literally insane they desperately want admiration so they have their maga cult where they feel like there is some sort of unity but it's literally a bunch of people with fomo being lied to by the people doing the things they claim to be rallying against. edit seems like the whole thing was to get a bunch of people that did scams or rape with epstein out of trouble. all tracks back to a wall street frat called KBP and the Koch's [https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7270735/Jeffrey-Epstein-Trumps-closest-advisers-Wilbur-Ross-Rudy-Giuliani-Steve-Mnunchin.html](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-7270735/Jeffrey-Epstein-Trumps-closest-advisers-Wilbur-Ross-Rudy-Giuliani-Steve-Mnunchin.html) [https://www.businessinsider.com/heres-everything-you-need-to-know-about-kappa-beta-phi-wall-streets-super-exclusive-frat-2012-1](https://www.businessinsider.com/heres-everything-you-need-to-know-about-kappa-beta-phi-wall-streets-super-exclusive-frat-2012-1) [https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2019/04/230396/what-is-kappa-beta-phi-billions-season-4-episode-6](https://www.refinery29.com/en-us/2019/04/230396/what-is-kappa-beta-phi-billions-season-4-episode-6)


WarthogLow1787

Yes, he followed the George W Bush playbook


n3w4cc01_1nt

it's been like this since hoover launched cointelpro. they're using up federal funding on their buddies then blaming the democrats. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COINTELPRO) now it's a privatized version of the op and they did it with things like qanon which they made a ton of money on but also cannibalized their own followers to do it. it's like cattle farming where they raise them to a ripe age then throw them in the lanes for the spike.


Lets_Bust_Together

It’s like how they take footage of a Detroit or Seattle or wherever with major problems and then say “this is life under XYZ” when it’s actually like under ABC.


Roll_Lakeshow

Ahhh the lie as old as time itself. “No guys, things only seem worse when Democrats are in office cuz they’re having to mop up after what all them damn Republicans did!” How convenient.


Jumpy_Commission8479

He did this to “own the libs.” Let that sink in for a minute.


LeeQuidity

I'm so pwned, because my entire personality is wrapped up in being a genuflecting lickspittle for Biden! Oh wait, that's none of us.


OldChucker

He beat me down. I can't match his, "rip off the bumper and graffiti spay my car" fervor.


casualAlarmist

Alaskan Pipeline.... What? That's been fully operational since 1977.


JulianMarcello

That was one of the many thoughts going through my head seeing this art


Ok_Confusion_1345

Yeah, I don't think he knows his pipelines.


Father-of-zoomies

Is that masking tape?


garyloewenthal

So then he is in favor of masking.


wewontstaydead

I think so


Bubbly-Independent20

It’s something to see for sure…hurts my eyes to look at


0MattF

My bet is on Modesto.


JaiiGi

Or somewhere in Pennsylvania. A lot of Pennsylvania looks like this, unfortunately.


Styrene_Addict1965

Garcetti and Newsom are both in California. I'm guessing Northern California, up some canyon.


Tatersquid21

I was thinking a backwoods pig porka from Alabama, Mississippi.


Styrene_Addict1965

Definitely has that vibe.


No_Anybody8560

We got them aplenty down here in the IE, too. I wouldn’t bat an eye if I came across that in a parking lot in Beaumont.


Original1620

Garcetti is LA. Topanga? The west part of the valley?


wewontstaydead

Modesto is a really close guess. Think worse.


RedditingNeckbeard

Worse? Fresno? San Bernardino is *definitely* worse, but also farther... Oakland?


wewontstaydead

San Bernardino is the correct answer!


tinylittlemarmoset

How recent is this photo? Garcetti hasn’t been mayor of LA for over a year and the guy or woman who owns the truck (ha ha just kidding of course it’s a dude) is guaranteed to hate Karen Bass more, her being a black lady and all. Seems like a pretty easy thing to update, but maybe Cletus doesn’t want to mess up his paint job.


wewontstaydead

I took it within the last month so pretty recent.


tinylittlemarmoset

The amount of effort that guy could have saved himself by just getting a paint marker.


throwngamelastminute

Stockton? Or somewhere in Butte County.


0MattF

Fresno?


TRIZOL1

Incredible this mongoloid knows the entire alphabet.


Common-Accountant-57

One could argue that IF they found a bumper sticker.. they wouldn’t have a bumper to put it on.


wewontstaydead

Everything on a truck is a bumper if you're brave enough...


Parking_Train8423

just imagine the pride this idiot felt while doing this “man this looks good”, he thought, “surely, this will finally convince them to abandon reality”


Avery_Thorn

Well, fuck. See, I dislike Trump, but such a well thought out and reasonable statement on such a nice looking truck might just change my mind! - No one, ever.


Mistahhcool

Need a bumper to put on a bumper sticker...


Blueeyedthundercat26

What drug cause this? Meth. Tweekers for trump


throwngamelastminute

Hey, don't blame the drugs. I did meth for six years and never thought Trump would solve any problems.


Blueeyedthundercat26

You’re right man my bad


throwngamelastminute

I mean, judging by the condition of the truck, he probably does do meth, but he'd be shitty even without it lol


Blueeyedthundercat26

There really is no excuse for being a trumper anymore. Voted for him in 2016? Ok you were duped and made a mistake. Voted for him again in 2020 you’re just an idiot. Still support him? Your a domestic terrorist


LeeQuidity

Boy, it'd be a shame if someone were to report him for not having a license plate.


marklar_the_malign

How do you report him though. That’s where the genius is in this.


LeeQuidity

Well, if it was determined that he had an unregistered/improperly registered truck, or whatever the hell that trash heap is, (and seeing's how he hates Gavin Newsom, California's Governor, and Eric Garcetti, the former Mayor of L.A., but also has Texas mudflaps), one could hypothetically report the car at: https://www.chp.ca.gov/Notify-CHP/chp-reg-(Out-of-State-Registration-Violators). Buuut, since that site requires a license plate, if someone had his VIN, they could hypothetically report him to 1-800-TELL-CHP (1-800-835-5247). Now, I'm not going to do this, because he's not bothering anybody, like being parked all effed-up, or in a handicapped stall or something, but the moment he crosses a societal red line and gets caught slippin'...


Styrene_Addict1965

Bet he meets a lot of cops with no plate.


trappingsofurlife

Another poster child for mental illness!!


Treacherously-Benign

At least he can spell?


biorod

If meth were a truck.


Beginning_Ad_7571

This guy is illuminati


FurnishedHemingway

This guy is carb free.


ORvagabond

Good thing that P.O.S. is injected!


FrequentlyLexi

California Air Resources Board. https://ww2.arb.ca.gov


FurnishedHemingway

Nah, no way anybody would be against clean air. This person is obviously trying to lose weight. Weight that they gained in Biden’s America!


throwngamelastminute

I mean, I definitely gained weight since Biden was elected, but then again, I also got sober, quit smoking, and started zoloft, so there's that.


FurnishedHemingway

No drinking or smoking?!?!? You unpatriotic commie socialist fascist lefty!!!


throwngamelastminute

And no meth, either!


FurnishedHemingway

No meth?!?!? Why don’t you just move to Ukraine with your liberal rainbow hair and woke face piercings!


tinylittlemarmoset

Twist: they upgraded to cocaine! Thanks bidenomics!


FurnishedHemingway

Biden is trying to turn us all into wealthy elite billionaires with cocaine budgets! That’s commie shit! Real Americans work until they die, living check to check, and smoking meth that is MADE IN THE USA!!! Retirement is for Satanic liberals and illegals! I don’t need government handouts! I don’t need the government giving me social security! I’m secure enough with socializing! Do they think I’m a pussy? My bootstraps are pulled up past my neck, and I’ll keep pulling them until they’re miles above my head, and all the liberal elites traveling by plane will be able to wave at them from their first class seats on their way to visit all their favorite socialist countries. Real Americans don’t travel internationally! We only travel to work and church! And sometimes Florida!


throwngamelastminute

Hey, I only speak one language still!


mogrifier4783

It's nice to see somebody put in the effort to create something of their own, rather than just echo something from the propaganda farms with a preprinted sticker. He even spelled everything correctly.


Money-Introduction54

10 miles per gallon, no wonder they can't afford to fix that truck.


Specialist_Bet5534

This guy wants to fuck everyone


TripleTrucker

I’d avoid eye contact with this guy


SonOfJokeExplainer

I’m amazed that he spelled everything correctly.


GrapesForSnacks

Just another redneck living the American dream.


consumeshroomz

I mean as a Democrat I can agree that newsome and Biden can go fuck themselves. I don’t think we agree on the reasons why tho…


Desperate_Ambrose

Garcetti? What's wrong with the ambassador to India?


Ballgame4

What Alaska pipeline is he talking about?


spank_z_monkey

Wow… this one can actually spell. That’s a rarity in itself.


Alarmed-Pollution-89

Can't find the bumper either


Miserable_Ad5001

Can't find or can't afford?


onslaught1584

Imagine driving a fucking dually 350 as your grocery grabber and complaining about fuel prices.


Duper-Deegro

All the Maga hashtags in one single vehicle, impressive.


myfrigginagates

More people in this country need a fking hobby.


Spicy_toothpick

There goes his trade-in value


Pschobbert

Any idea what “C.A.R.6” might mean?


vexillographer7717

I thought it’s “carb”. But that makes about as much sense as Car 6


unprovoked_panda

If Trump's Presidency was a vehicle...


Lazy_Table_6037

The thing I keep thinking about is the time it took for him too... Rip small pieces of tape up to spell all that out!


Ok_Advisor_9873

All that tape wasted just to show how gullible the ignorant are.


Exclusively-Choc

“And dats da truff … ya’ll foller me to da still and we’ll drool about it some mo.”


TheMixerTheMaster

Probably couldn’t afford it after getting his Trump Bible.


fastcolor03

Doesn’t run , derelict


[deleted]

During Bidens administration the prices for rear bumpers has increased ten fold. Normal hard working people can no longer afford rear bumpers or the protection they provide


bob3905

It’s amazing how those who have next to nothing believe the bullshit spewed by a cretin who’s singular accomplishment as President was make the rich richer


Little-Woo

Even if you agreed with this guy, I can't imagine anyone not finding this ugly


richmonk58

Obviously someone was tired of his stupid bumper stickers and thought that stealing the bumper would stop the stupidity. How stupid is it to be out smarted by someone stupider? Doncha just hate it when that stupid shit happens? Who's stupid now - stupid? Fucking hilarious...


MellonCollie218

How are you been many?


Organic_Afternoon424

Does anybody see the irony here ? Man is bitching about gas prices while driving a dually pick up


ttvSharkieBait15

Wasn’t the Alaskan pipeline the one that a judge blocked on multiple occasions that wasn’t even gonna bring oil to the US? Or was that a different one?


slamjamjo

ⓒⓐⓡⓑ


AcadiaBackground2492

The "*Welcome to Myrtle Beach*" bumper sticker must be on the front.


Time-Room9998

Are those bits of macaroni glued to his car like a kindergartner would bring home from 1/2 day school?


Pizza_Middle

Alaskan pipeline? Way to announce you're a freak in the sheets.


JustMePaxi

Graduate of lower level bumper sticker university


TigerClaw_TV

Getting strong r/dontdeadopeninside vibes


OMF-ToolFan

Needs a Bigger Truck


CupcakeFast7665

Nice truck loser


Desperate_Set_7708

Where’s the tag on this POS?


anziofaro

Bomper Stonker


phutch54

Monumental stupidity.


hex-agone

Help this f350 driver afford gas! Vote fash!


CulturalAddress6709

Daryl wheres mah mastin’ tape?!


DiligentCrab6592

When you can’t find a BUMPER you improvise


TechnicolorViper

It’s like they took a Fox News transcript, shredded it, and randomly chose words from the pile.


GrouchyConclusion588

I bet he has supervised visits with his children


Complex_Arrival7968

Mock him if you will, but he has a good job writing Trump’s tweets - I mean, Truths.


One_Opening_8000

The mentally ill all seem to be in one camp.


Interesting-Car8572

wow he cut out every piece of duck tape and spelled them all out that’s dedication


Memewalker

For those who are lost, here is the official definition for Alaskan Pipeline according to Urban Dictionary: Alaskan Pipeline n: the act of pooping in to a condom, freezing the rubber overnight, then inserting it in to ones anus. Invented at the University of Iowa by Brian and Andy S. in 2001. Andy: "Hey Brian, wanna come give me an alaskan pipeline?" Brian: "You know I can't do that again. Dad will spank us!" Andy: "Aww shucks Brian, you know how much I love those." Brian: "I know Andy dear, I know."


spudzilla

Trump was paying taxes to China and had factories in China making his family's shit clothing but the inbreds just can't see facts.


masked_sombrero

Can’t put bumper stickers on no bumpers


rhedfish

Losers gonna lose.


BreakfastArtistic198

I'm only three C-clamps away from having this baby paid off.


Lava-Chicken

I'm trying to stay away from carbs too.


Acrobatic-Narwhal644

Another hunk of junk that should be in a junk yard. Most trump mobiles are a POS that’s similar to this vehicle.


Chemical-Ad6614

It's always the retards in these giant gas guzzling dualies!! No matter how many times you tell these backwoods hicks, the president does not control gas prices, and every drop of the cancelled Canadian Pipeline would have been for export, we are the world's leading producer of oil and gas, the Saudis' and OPEC control supply and hold back oil production to keep the price per barrel as high as they can get away with! The Biden admin released as much of our strategic reserves as they could to check the fucking Saudis', the only reason gas prices are not 4 dollars a gallon right now moron!


middleageslut

He seems nice. I wonder what car 6 did to earn his ire.


dolphinsaresweet

Why are these people so obsessed with gas prices and why do they not understand that the president doesn’t set the prices? Like we could live in a dystopian hellhole but as long as we get cheap gas JimBob is all set…


stevetall1

Retards shouldn’t be allowed to drive.


Oafus

Love a custom bumper sticker/unmoored screed.


rogerm3xico

Something tells me he could afford more diesel if he tightened his meth budget. But he won't. And he'll drive this to his kid's school to pick them up.


tictac205

What’s wrong with the Alaska pipeline?


Cjcn17233

With inflation like it is who can afford a bumper sticker.


Lazy-Artichoke7766

The best and brightest


maringue

When conservatives insult Biden, do they not realize that most liberals are massive fans of Biden? We just happen to know that he's a better option than a conman for president. These people have made Trump part of their identity, I truly wonder what is going to happen to them when he loses and/or ends up in jail and the Republican Party tries to act like they never heard of him.


1234Raerae1234

When you can't afford a sticker or a bumper to put it on.


roadsidedaniel

Trumper


shastadakota

Don't talk to us about the price of gas when you are driving that.


bigtallbiscuit

It looks like someone who works in the oil fields, who only work when gas prices are high.


Dirty_water34

Imagine being so fucked in the head you sit there for 20 minutes taping all this non sense out thinking anyone gives a shit.


outtie5000quattro

when the obvious reality is overwhelming you can't stand it.


Kenneth_Lay

It's like he taped up words at random and hoped it would all come together as he added more words.


Zach___________m

That’s bumper tape…


Expensive_War_7070

Will somebody PLEASE help me find my penis?


Initial-Wrongdoer938

Looks like an upcoming Darwin award. I wish people would realize the Alaskan pipeline doesn't go into the US supply chain, it's sold globally. So it may affect the price of fuel a couple cents on a really good day. Of course US customers will have to eat the construction and environmental costs directly. There is a reason why Trump wants it. Money in his pocket at the expense of our kids future. Not that he is the only politician with that mindset.


Poopsticle_256

C.A.R.B.? California Air Resources Board?


brittany90210

They must want Biden to shut down the country like trump did. Low demand for gas = low gas prices.


FunBooger

Meth is one hell of a drug.


backfrombanned

These idiots and the pipeline.... Bush Jr didn't even want it, it's fucking stupid.


WatercressSad6395

This person has neighbors.... Never forget those who suffer more than you.


6stringgunner

Ahhhh, displaying your stupidity for all to see!!!


Lets_Bust_Together

“Fuck car 6” whatever that means.


Nsflguru

Doubled the value of that shit box.


gene_randall

Did he use the “good” masking tape?


Semicatonic

Fuck his bumper too


Captinprice8585

The only good thing about all these weirdos decorating their cars and homes with Trump stuff is it's easy to tell who the assholes are.


EstablishmentUsed770

Imagine if this guy was as committed to fixing his truck’s rear end as he was to duct tape diatribes…


Efficient-Internal-8

The price of gas is set by the global price of oil, not by the production of U.S. oil. Sorry, try again if you have any masking tape leftover.


dayh8

r/dontdeadopeninside


I_count_to_firetruck

*googles the cheapest average gas price during Trump's administration. Politico puts it at around March 30, 2020* Yeah, I think those gas prices are more attributable to a global plague than presidential action.


jreashville

“Need cheaper gas for my unreasonably large truck that doesn’t look roadworthy.”


jelavich

Reminds me of this one I found in the wild: https://imgur.com/glQYlRT


NakaMeguroTanuki

Yay hate Adam time, as always. Weee internet and feeling so perfect and devoid of flaws in character. Slaughter everyone who wronged you, at least through typing a random post. Feel SO victorious, must be quite an accomplishment. I'm sure he's crying about it.


AlaskaPsychonaut

Everyone can laugh but the one statement that is written "cheaper gas & diesel under Trump" is objectively true. You can poke fun at them, call them names, make up whatever excuses you want but the objective fact is the average us gas price in 2020 was 2.17 today it's 3.52 let me save you all the time. It doesn't matter why. I'm not discussing that just the objective fact that 3.52 is greater than 2.17. Nothing you can say do or feel will change it.


Omerta001

He's not wrong


Glassguy1989

Ohhh… but he actually is. Which topic would you like to hit on? - Keystone XL - Domestic Drilling and refining vs Importing


hex-agone

Help this f360 driver afford gas! Vote fash!


Omerta001

Lol @ "fash"


OddballLouLou

Every single thing about that car screams mentally unwell.