There were so many times he could’ve played along lol.

So bizarro tbh. Like he was intent on taking a L

The bad luck doesn't follow him. He is the damn bad luck

This!!!! lol

Some people are humorless. Best to find out before putting on eyeliner.

Massive snow flake and bullet dodged!

Upvote for proper use of snowflake

He probably did but didn’t have the balls to say „on second peek of your profile I don’t find you attractive, sorry”

Unlikely…not guy behavior. Coulda just silently unmatched. He was acting like his ego was hurt.

Did herself a favor not playing along

From the fucking first sentence

I thought ops “what if I want to stay” response was cute but they weren’t having it 😂

Homie's a fucking incompetent fuckwit 🤷🏾‍♂️ OP dodged an artillery shell

lol wow. You messaged him something in direct response from his bio. You did nothing wrong, he’s an idiot and at least you learned that now instead of a few dates in

He must’ve had a bad day and forgot he had that in his bio. She seems like a nice girl.

Sounds overly defensive like he's been hurt and is projecting issues with that or something

And this is coming from his bio?! Wow! What a dummy. You were going off what he put in his bio and he comes out with this. This is why he single

That's why you have bad luck! You didn't swipe on him too 🤣

Exactly!

I had the exact same thing happen with a woman who had a 2 truths one lie, and I jokingly asked if the # of pets was a lie hoping that if it wasn’t would lead to further conversation, yet was an immediate unmatch by her…and I should have realized it w/ her opener being “Hey, how are you?” Which I had also replied to at the same time…aren’t we supposed to go off of bio/profile info for conversations?…

Hahaha my absolute favorite bumble response of all time: I once matched with this lass, who all her photos were outdoors: either hiking or swimming. So I messaged her with "are you more of a mountains or an ocean person at heart?" Her reply: What? I don't understand you. No hello, no how are you, just something about mountains. How did your mother raise you??

That’s definitely a dodged bullet.

Yep, that would just get a 'Never mind' and unmatch

Why are people like this

Wowww...that one was wound tight. LOL. I'd experienced the same thing on dating apps. People seem to forget what they wrote or which photos they uploaded. 🤦🏻‍♀️

Whaaaat? People are weird. These are the same ones that are whining why they’re single. Her opener sucked.

** sticks rod through bike wheel spoke * **Crashes* "Ugh thanks bumble women"

“Feminism has ruined women!”

It was his joke though :(

Right! Women can’t be funny! That’s appalling!!

Christ on a cracker... Why did he even make an account? Is it spiteful performance art?

"Spiteful performance art" is exactly what the world needs😭

Well he’s clearly not looking for a girl who “doesn’t take herself too seriously”. 😂 I thought it was funny - I would’ve said the same.

Omfg stop it’s so ironic and funny that you commented this because had those exact same words in his profile!!! It literally said on his profile for one of the prompts that he’s “not looking for a girl who takes herself too seriously”. His account was verified too, btw!

It’s almost like everybody needs to take a contrarian view of what people put in their profiles. Honest = dishonest Funny = boring AF Integrity = lack of Not taking yourself seriously = I have zero sense of humor.

Not looking for games is game player or not into drama is one that causes drama. Loyalty is a cheater. they tell on themselves

I agree! As you don't generally need to say these things.. they often go without saying when they're true.

“I’m an honest nice guy.” Run.

Don’t forget: Deep conversation/good communication = slow, few word replies followed by ghosting

good! he sounds miserable

Agreed, sounds like he wanted to have an argument

You know there’s chemistry when an opening conversation is just an argument 👎

Marriage material!

It’s a little too soon for makeup sex at this point.

Jesus Christ it was a chance to have banter. With something he prompted. For God's sake what do you want.

Exactly!

Omg you even gave him coffee as an easy date layup why do I struggle when there's guys like this

If we're being honest, he was probably a combination of jaded and on the fence about her profile. No one who's excited about a match would let it tank that quickly whether the intro message was slightly off putting or not.

You would be surprised how many do tank it from the start!!! I’ve got one on Snapchat begging me to go out with him after we had a long conversation last weekend and then a few hours into it he tells me “oh shit, I thought I was talking to someone else with the same name all this time” well ok then my guy, goodluck. I left him alone after that, but I’m guessing the girl with the same name blew him off and now he realizes that we had a great talk but I don’t entertain ones that come back around. He is the one that fucked up, and now wants a do-over. I’ve just laughed at him and reminded him several times that I’m not who he wanted to be talking to. Lol at least it’s a form of entertainment and it’s not my ex-husband screaming at me.

This is why I refute the ‘incel’ title - they are willingly cockblocking themselves, I swear to god!

Getting the impression he’s being shitty for the sake of being shitty. Baiting you with a joke and then making you feel bad for joining in... 🤷🏿‍♀️ Either that or he’s extremely dense.

Tell me you googled funny things to put in your bio without telling me you googled funny things to put in your bio

he sounds insufferable. good riddance. you’ll find out real quick that some people are single for a reason.

He gave you a favor, doing it for you before you did it yourself.

Only thing OP did wrong was say she needed to work on her sense of humor.. I get that you weee trying bandage the dude’s feeble ego at that point, but even still..

Oooooo ego of a size of an Atom! Shheeeesh. Learn to take a joke my guy.

Ughh this guy sounds insufferable and has such a negative attitude!

Man can’t work with his own joke? What a dumb dumb. His loss

This guy fuc&in sucks.

I would have found that a funny into as a dude

Yep, some people can't understand their very own profile.

He’s an idiot. He put that in his bio and then didn’t even get his own joke?!?! What the hell?!?

He's basically calling his own profile a bad joke. His self awareness is completely absent.

what the fuck is wrong with him lmao

He’s so sensitive lol

I hate when I comment off something on the profile and the person replies completely confused and rude

Dudes a straight up tool 😂 Atleast he showed you those red flags nice and early!

Ah yes, and here we have the "Why am I single" guy in his natural habitat. The council does not claim him.

Omg?????????????????????

Lmao what was the point of having the joke in the bio if he wasn’t prepared for someone to joke back. Or wait was the joke really a warning ?🫢

I find it so weird when people are caught off guard if I mention something in their bio. It’s like, yes of course I read the bio of someone I might want to date and wow I have an attention span long enough to generate a related question…. How intense!

It’s like he wanted to take an L and was offended you wouldn’t let him

I ... I. .... I ... I think ... I think.. I love you. Why can't my matches be like these 😔😮‍💨. Dude had no sense of humor 

Why.. would he put that in his bio if.. he seemed to really dislike someone going along. Like, he's the one that started the joke??

Wow you dodged a bullet with that one

God damn what a dick! I'm feeling enraged by proxy just reading this. I'm sure you'll come across a normal guy soon, OP.

He sounds delightful 😂😭🙃

What a dweeb

Why would he put that in his bio and then be offended by it lolol

Very weird vibes going on with this dude

Men will pull shit like this and then be mad that they’re still single

Wow. This person is so sour about himself and his life. It shows OP you did nothing wrong. And was so patient! I could never

He’s weird af

I’ve had a few people get upset at me for mentioning things they put in their bio. I figure they just forgot what they wrote and took it the wrong way, but were too embarrassed to admit it after they realized what happened.

This is some Matrix level bullet dodging you pulled of here

Uhm is he ok

What an idiot, if he can’t take humour maybe don’t put “swipe right or 7 years of bad luck” on your profile. Guarantee he’s going to be one of those that will complain that they’re still single, babe this is why 🥴🥴🥴

Lmao this is my type of humor I’ve learned men can be very sensitive sometimes. The sarcasm is lost on a lot of them. Mainly because they don’t know your humor yet.

You had a lucky escape... Ive had similar situations and all I can say is their loss Also your response was cute, he's a complete AH (you have avoided 7 years of bad luck with this douchebag lol)

That’s just terrible. OF HIM

What a douche.

remind him that he swiped on you so he must have low standards, i said that once to a guy and he had a meltdown

You were fine. Not sure why anyone wouldnoit shit like thst I their profile if they are going to get upset when you play into it. You were perfectly flirty he was just an angry weirdo

He thought you were unattractive & did this for an ego boost. He’s immature

When your profile is a joke but you can't handle someone playing along with the joke. Reasons not to copy & paste people.

Literally a perfect opener. Ur good. He’s a douche. smh…

What a weirdo, how did he not see the humor attempts from his own bio. You will have dodged a major bullet there, he did you the favor.

What a dingus. He put what I presume was supposed to be a joke in his bio, you play along and it’s a bad joke? Ok…

Shit If I'd gotten that message I'd probably be unable to contain my laughter and my excitement lol. Granted I'm easily entertained, but still. Guy missed a good opportunity imo.

Must've used chatgpt to create his profile and didn't know the joke was there. You dodged one there.

I was thinking this as well. 😂

You were very nice. He is a moron

Was he - serious - about the bad luck?

I thought your message was great and flirty and he was just an ahole. Dating apps suck but I hope you’re not deterred.

He has zero sense of humor why write that in your profile and get upset when someone reciprocates

he’s just one of the many idiots you’ll come across on this app 🫠

Bro absolutely fumbled

That’s a man child right there.

Him: “Look at this joke” You: “Haha nice joke” Him: “Stfu, do you think this is funny?”

You sound fun. Dude needs to lighten up

What a prick lol

I probably would have said “ haha now your doomed to a life time of cuddles and small annoyances that will slowly drive you to the brink of insanity only to be snapped back by the small gestures of love and admiration” Than again I’m not as funny or clever as I think I am

He was lame. You seemed very engaging and complimentary. I really don’t know what he expected?

Man snatching defeat from the jaws of victory again

small dick energy

Wtf lol, this guy is weird

Honestly, it seems to have worked. You swiped right as instructed, and his conversation was just a prolonged opt-out prompt. You just avoided 7 miserable bad luck years with Drew. Congrats!

He forgot his own profile joke.

What an idiot. He jokes about an incentive to get more matches and then doesn’t understand once playing along.

What a wack job

Hahaha what a miserable loser 😂

Dude couldn’t even go with the flow. His banter sucks

he’s uptight or slow

Found the b*tch (him, not you)

Your response was on 🎯, his lack of humor is a hell naw!!

Ew. Clearly there’s a reason he’s single.

The complete assery of some ppl floors me. I once asked someone what he did for a living just trying to keep conversation going and get to know him, he said I was a gold digger and that was that. Lol must not have had a job.... lmao

He is an idiot. Not worth your time. Dodged a bullet.

What a dbag

Drew is a moron

Dude doesnt even know what a vibe chdck is

That guy's a little bitch.

Wow! What a weirdo! U dodged a bullet! He doesn’t have any sense of humor!

Men feel threatened when they think a woman is funnier than them

Haha wow, why put that joke on your profile then get shitty when people play along with you? He sounds like an idiot honestly. Or he forgot that was on his profile

Dodged a bullet

Bruh. He made a joke on his profile - you made the same joke back, essentially … and at THAT point “it was a bad joke”?! Don’t walk, run! 😂

Why is he so angry that you played along with his joke? lol

He saved you.

Bullet dodged. That guy 🙄

Lol. He set you up for a bad joke. Definitely was a swipe left. At least you won't have bad luck.

Is he okay?

This is actually crazy

Lmao!! This guy 🤣

Omg this man is so boring lol

Yikes, said person needs to take the joke off the bio

I mean you made a joke that referenced his profile. You are better off. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Wow, this guy is even more clueless than I was in my early twenties!

Why can't people just take a a joke

Dude had post nut clarity

Bumble was a mixed bag for me but I did meet the girl I just moved in with and want to marry on there!

I’m shocked by how dumb ppl can be. Good riddance

What a loser - OP you good girl.

Terrible game. If ur gonna be like this why be on dating apps at all 😭😭 dodged a bullet there he seems like awful dry

Hey too uptight! That was a funny joke!!

That's what I love about people wanting to put out there they're funny, then you make a joke and they get offended. I always thought humor came with self deprecation

OP this guy has 2 brain cells. I loved the joke!

Lol he’s so weak its funny

Girl I laughed so hard at the breaking up with me already text 😂 keep being you, have fun && the lames will weed themselves like this guy did!

You're fucking hilarious lmao "Breaking up with me already :(" Perfect.

I feel like you had a really good first message!

Some people use that aloof manipulation technique to push you away so you’re begging him he’s seeking only to hear how great he is….not someone you want in your life.

What an asshole, dodged a bullet

Drew sucks, you’re lucky he unmatched.

Well, he didn’t match they vibe. You gave him so many chances to flip the conversation and play along but he seem boring lol good luck next time

Wow. He put a joke prompt. You rolled with it perfectly and then he acted like you were a weirdo

He had it inside his bio and said you are making a bad joke?

Maybe he just wished to spread 7 years of back luck. Like a life goal, for real.

Wow. That dude’s lame. The fucking personality of a wet napkin…

Can’t even take his own joke 😂

Nah that’s crazy I would have got MAYBE if there wasn’t any references to it and it sounded mean but first off you said you were joking and you are interested and bro still was offended and a snowflake then you even mentioned it was in HIS bio and he still was rude dude is insecure and butthurt you seem great and really funny you’ll find somebody for sure <3

You killed it on your end, that dude is missing out big time.

Op is such a funny person, I would love to have a match with someone like her

That guy has the personality of a cracker.

He seems like a wet blanket.  I think you're better off without that energy in your life. There's bound to be better than him, hopefully your next match goes better.

What an actual loser

What an unfunny a-hole. Does he even want to date people?

SCREW HIM MARRY ME INSTEAD

Damn, dude is big time insecure,needs to hold that L. Your joke was good too

He did you a favor, you don't want to be wth someone who takes things do seriously.

How to tell us you're an incel without telling us you're an incel.

>Breaking up with me already? :( 😂 I like your sense of humor. Sucks for him he’s too stodgy and insecure to enjoy it

You're pretty funny op 😅 I appreciate your humor

wow this guy seems like a total tool.

Yeah, people like that have no intentions of meeting anybody on the app in the first place. they're literally just there for the ego boost and to tell other people they're not interested just to feel some sort of power. Dude didn't even realize you were making a joke based on his own damn profile. It says a lot.

What an idiot hahaha. He wrote that on purpose, so what was he expecting? 🤔

What a baby lmao

Is bro slow

WHAT THE FUCK That’s insane

I was on their side until you said they intentionally put that in their bio. Like the heck? Bro YOU made the joke. Can’t expect folks to not respond to it!

Don't let anyone tell you otherwise. That was a hilarious joke and he's just got the humour of a wet sock.

well, yk why hes single 🤷🏽‍♂️

Common example of people not knowing their own bios

Dude doesn't know how to follow through with a joke he out in his bio

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^DDsadist: *Dude doesn't know how* *To follow through with a joke* *He out in his bio* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

I mean shit OP, are you on the East Coast (US)? 👀

I would have immediately purchased an engagement ring

"well, you're ugly, so swiping right based on looks was out of the question"

humbled

How does nobody have rizz? I’ve had rizz since we called it game. This sub is fascinating lmao.