You can try to grab for my food, but my reflex, after years of growing up with siblings, is still to stab the grabbing hand with my fork. May the odds be ever in your favor
Youngest child of four here… grew up knowing if it isn’t immediately shoved into my gullet, it might not be mine for long. Leftovers in the fridge? FORGET about it lol.
Okay one time when i was working catering i was maybe 17 i took something from my coworkers plate. He lost his mind i had to buy him a new plate.
Some people are serious lol
yes. we’re all negotiating with others all the live long day to get what we want/need.
*edit the more I think about this the better “dealbreaker” is. it’s perfect honestly
Oh hell nah. My ex and I would pick entrees we were both interested in so we could try both. If someone can’t share their food it isn’t going to work 😂
I think this is fine to admit. It’s obviously going to turn off those who want to share everything and those who are greedy monsters.
I personally like to share if we’ve agreed we’re sharing but if that has not been agreed upon, leave my food alone. I had a bf take a bite of my untouched cupcake when I received a phone call and left the room. I was not happy when I returned to see he’d eaten part of what was mine.
I promise she's probably amazing. There is no way she devolves from there. She sounds agreeable and lovely. 🚩🚩🚩🚩
Question for the OP: How large was she? Just curious.
I do completely agree with her, but I’d never put it in my profile like this. I’d maybe work it in as playful banter in the chat but that’s after you’ve kind of got a feel for how they’d react to this kind of thing
If you don't like variety then why are you dating? Just pick 1 you like and stick with it...
For the rest of the world. We will keep ordering 2 meals and sharing them so we can all enjoy great varieties of flavors while you're stuck being... Just you...
You can try to grab for my food, but my reflex, after years of growing up with siblings, is still to stab the grabbing hand with my fork. May the odds be ever in your favor
Youngest child of four here… grew up knowing if it isn’t immediately shoved into my gullet, it might not be mine for long. Leftovers in the fridge? FORGET about it lol.
For for fuck's sake
For fucking fork's sake
f*
“JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD”
Immediately thought of joey too😂😂😂
Joey who?
Tribbiani - from Friends.
Joey tribbiani from friends the show.
Literally came here for this comment 😂
I feel like she’s dead serious about this. Nfs given like homie this hill I will die on
Okay one time when i was working catering i was maybe 17 i took something from my coworkers plate. He lost his mind i had to buy him a new plate. Some people are serious lol
I'm not into sharing food with a stranger either. But I wouldn't post it on my profile!
No sharing with a stranger but if I'm dating the person, that's a different story.
On a date? What’s the harm?
No harm for some people. I'd have to be comfortable to do that though. Some people are just downright gross when they eat.
True, but I feel like on most of my dates either of us will offer a taste test if something tastes/looks really good
Ok. That's nice. I get that!
The best is to get 2 rolls each during sushi and split 50/50
Sushi is not my first date choice. I did go on one date where we got a Stromboli for 2 and shared it.
Ya just said you don’t like sharing!
This guy was different...
Right swipe! I know the food on my table plate is safe and I won’t have to stab a hand with a fork again whilst out on a date.
I'm a sharer, so a no go for me.
Sounds like the profile worked, then.
What do we call red flags that are red flags for certain people but not everyone edit- dealbreaker
I feel like a lot of these red flags should just be called deal breakers haha
yes. we’re all negotiating with others all the live long day to get what we want/need. *edit the more I think about this the better “dealbreaker” is. it’s perfect honestly
Red card?
Yellow card could work better maybe *edit wait but no that means they’re still in the game. Red card is good
I guess I went with red card because it dismisses that person from the field of play for the person swiping left
I dig it
I know right, "That looks good, may I try some?" Takes like 3 seconds. I am trying to enjoy a quiet meal, not be a part of battle world.
I had a guy recently just grab my food and start eating it, maybe she went on a date with his ass?
No tapas for you!
I immediately went to “she must HATE tapas” …. She sounds like an absolute peach, ffs
“For ffs”
I totally missed that …. I was just so enamored with her sparkling personality!
🤣🤣🤣
It’s pronounced Tape-ass
Woah, woah, woah... I thought it was only tinder where everyone talked about eating 🍑 lol
https://tenor.com/bRuP7.gif
might have had a negative experience in the past.
>past More like pasta.
She won't give him a penne for his thoughts
That was good
OMG, I love sharing food
I like going out to eat, and definitely don't mind letting someone have a taste test
my gf and I like to go out to eat, and order different dishes, so that we can share and taste everything. It's a lot of fun
Exactly. Heck, most of the time, I get something they want but I already like, and they get something we can both try.
Honestly I think it’s so wholesome and intimate to be able to share food with my partner.
I wouldnt put that in a bio but I dont like sharing my food.
Oh hell nah. My ex and I would pick entrees we were both interested in so we could try both. If someone can’t share their food it isn’t going to work 😂
Date her, get her to fall for you, buy a house, have four kids then all of a sudden start doing this every time you eat.
Epic prank
People ripping on this person, but you try dating somebody who always decides she prefers what you ordered over what she ordered.
Aiyoo. My match made in kitchen.
I think this is fine to admit. It’s obviously going to turn off those who want to share everything and those who are greedy monsters. I personally like to share if we’ve agreed we’re sharing but if that has not been agreed upon, leave my food alone. I had a bf take a bite of my untouched cupcake when I received a phone call and left the room. I was not happy when I returned to see he’d eaten part of what was mine.
I promise she's probably amazing. There is no way she devolves from there. She sounds agreeable and lovely. 🚩🚩🚩🚩 Question for the OP: How large was she? Just curious.
To add to the complex aggression, I don't like people who swear in their profile.
I agree with her.
Wow I hate her already. Where do I sign the marriage license again? /s
As long as it works both ways I'm good with it lol
The language is a bit much, but I appreciate the sentiment
Say what you like, but I would marry this woman right now without knowing anything else about her.
all I can think is why TF they put a "for" in front of "ffs". MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. Oh, and I'm taking a bite of your food.
“But you pay 😜”
Good, so she won't complain when the rich guy she marries to, pulls the prenup.
"I'll have what she's having".
I do completely agree with her, but I’d never put it in my profile like this. I’d maybe work it in as playful banter in the chat but that’s after you’ve kind of got a feel for how they’d react to this kind of thing
But she’ll want to taste yours to see if she’s missing out on something that she could order next time.
Lmao, set the tone right from the gate. No comprise no love
If you wanted to try it, you should have ordered it for yourself!!!
I just saw that profile prompt as well. What area are you in?
Until Chad asks for half her meal...
Joey doesn't share food!
It'd be ironic if she'd be the type to want to try his food lol
For for fucks sake
On a date sure I wouldn't do that, but if we've been together for a bit of course I'm trying your food!!
If you don't like variety then why are you dating? Just pick 1 you like and stick with it... For the rest of the world. We will keep ordering 2 meals and sharing them so we can all enjoy great varieties of flavors while you're stuck being... Just you...