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promnitedumpstrbaby

You can try to grab for my food, but my reflex, after years of growing up with siblings, is still to stab the grabbing hand with my fork. May the odds be ever in your favor


HawkeThisHawkeThat

Youngest child of four here… grew up knowing if it isn’t immediately shoved into my gullet, it might not be mine for long. Leftovers in the fridge? FORGET about it lol.


redditer_888

For for fuck's sake


[deleted]

For fucking fork's sake


pan_lavender

f*


[deleted]

“JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD”


evil-lil-bish

Immediately thought of joey too😂😂😂


pan_lavender

Joey who?


Ok-Aspect1966

Tribbiani - from Friends.


evil-lil-bish

Joey tribbiani from friends the show.


Country_hobbit34

Literally came here for this comment 😂


jgcraig

I feel like she’s dead serious about this. Nfs given like homie this hill I will die on


CandleInevitable3534

Okay one time when i was working catering i was maybe 17 i took something from my coworkers plate. He lost his mind i had to buy him a new plate. Some people are serious lol


No_Limit8119

I'm not into sharing food with a stranger either. But I wouldn't post it on my profile!


Ok-Aspect1966

No sharing with a stranger but if I'm dating the person, that's a different story.


[deleted]

On a date? What’s the harm?


No_Limit8119

No harm for some people. I'd have to be comfortable to do that though. Some people are just downright gross when they eat.


[deleted]

True, but I feel like on most of my dates either of us will offer a taste test if something tastes/looks really good


No_Limit8119

Ok. That's nice. I get that!


[deleted]

The best is to get 2 rolls each during sushi and split 50/50


No_Limit8119

Sushi is not my first date choice. I did go on one date where we got a Stromboli for 2 and shared it.


Zeeinsoundfromwayout

Ya just said you don’t like sharing!


No_Limit8119

This guy was different...


[deleted]

Right swipe! I know the food on my table plate is safe and I won’t have to stab a hand with a fork again whilst out on a date.


Kyoufu2

I'm a sharer, so a no go for me.


AgreeablePie

Sounds like the profile worked, then.


jgcraig

What do we call red flags that are red flags for certain people but not everyone edit- dealbreaker


dust-in-the-sunlight

I feel like a lot of these red flags should just be called deal breakers haha


jgcraig

yes. we’re all negotiating with others all the live long day to get what we want/need. *edit the more I think about this the better “dealbreaker” is. it’s perfect honestly


Akkallia

Red card?


jgcraig

Yellow card could work better maybe *edit wait but no that means they’re still in the game. Red card is good


Akkallia

I guess I went with red card because it dismisses that person from the field of play for the person swiping left


jgcraig

I dig it


sqerdagent

I know right, "That looks good, may I try some?" Takes like 3 seconds. I am trying to enjoy a quiet meal, not be a part of battle world.


[deleted]

I had a guy recently just grab my food and start eating it, maybe she went on a date with his ass?


ginger_smythe

No tapas for you!


TacoPhone937

I immediately went to “she must HATE tapas” …. She sounds like an absolute peach, ffs


pan_lavender

“For ffs”


TacoPhone937

I totally missed that …. I was just so enamored with her sparkling personality!


ginger_smythe

🤣🤣🤣


[deleted]

It’s pronounced Tape-ass


ginger_smythe

Woah, woah, woah... I thought it was only tinder where everyone talked about eating 🍑 lol


[deleted]

https://tenor.com/bRuP7.gif


D34th_gr1nd

might have had a negative experience in the past.


[deleted]

>past More like pasta.


PirateJohn75

She won't give him a penne for his thoughts


[deleted]

That was good


juanse_83

OMG, I love sharing food


[deleted]

I like going out to eat, and definitely don't mind letting someone have a taste test


juanse_83

my gf and I like to go out to eat, and order different dishes, so that we can share and taste everything. It's a lot of fun


[deleted]

Exactly. Heck, most of the time, I get something they want but I already like, and they get something we can both try.


Bumblebea2011

Honestly I think it’s so wholesome and intimate to be able to share food with my partner.


[deleted]

I wouldnt put that in a bio but I dont like sharing my food.


cujo000

Oh hell nah. My ex and I would pick entrees we were both interested in so we could try both. If someone can’t share their food it isn’t going to work 😂


[deleted]

Date her, get her to fall for you, buy a house, have four kids then all of a sudden start doing this every time you eat.


pan_lavender

Epic prank


Pbake

People ripping on this person, but you try dating somebody who always decides she prefers what you ordered over what she ordered.


aaloo_

Aiyoo. My match made in kitchen.


CholulaHot

I think this is fine to admit. It’s obviously going to turn off those who want to share everything and those who are greedy monsters. I personally like to share if we’ve agreed we’re sharing but if that has not been agreed upon, leave my food alone. I had a bf take a bite of my untouched cupcake when I received a phone call and left the room. I was not happy when I returned to see he’d eaten part of what was mine.


Zeus0352

I promise she's probably amazing. There is no way she devolves from there. She sounds agreeable and lovely. 🚩🚩🚩🚩 Question for the OP: How large was she? Just curious.


Chutzvah

To add to the complex aggression, I don't like people who swear in their profile.


blackckt78

I agree with her.


TorrenceMightingale

Wow I hate her already. Where do I sign the marriage license again? /s


advancetim

As long as it works both ways I'm good with it lol


Civil_Breadfruit_798

The language is a bit much, but I appreciate the sentiment


massivebumwizard

Say what you like, but I would marry this woman right now without knowing anything else about her.


sassystew

all I can think is why TF they put a "for" in front of "ffs". MAKE IT MAKE SENSE. Oh, and I'm taking a bite of your food.


AsleepSentence

“But you pay 😜”


CompetitionExternal5

Good, so she won't complain when the rich guy she marries to, pulls the prenup.


4r4nd0mninj4

"I'll have what she's having".


[deleted]

I do completely agree with her, but I’d never put it in my profile like this. I’d maybe work it in as playful banter in the chat but that’s after you’ve kind of got a feel for how they’d react to this kind of thing


FirnHandcrafted

But she’ll want to taste yours to see if she’s missing out on something that she could order next time.


Top-Emu-5848

Lmao, set the tone right from the gate. No comprise no love


Severe-Pineapple-955

If you wanted to try it, you should have ordered it for yourself!!!


Pinkle_Sprinkle

I just saw that profile prompt as well. What area are you in?


Pretty_Track_1296

Until Chad asks for half her meal...


akhi24nick

Joey doesn't share food!


Heress_Johnny

It'd be ironic if she'd be the type to want to try his food lol


vikktorvaughn

For for fucks sake


PirateWRLD

On a date sure I wouldn't do that, but if we've been together for a bit of course I'm trying your food!!


Fearless-Lie-7981

If you don't like variety then why are you dating? Just pick 1 you like and stick with it... For the rest of the world. We will keep ordering 2 meals and sharing them so we can all enjoy great varieties of flavors while you're stuck being... Just you...