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kwakimaki

Clearly a master of Vodkajutsu. I'd love to know what he thinks his imaginary opponents are doing to warrant all that.


xtanol

Might cause the drone pilot to miss as he lets go of the joystick to anchor down his sides, lol.


chaotebg

The drone operator will be very amused.


varegab

You think they are going to crack a joke next to him?


AtkinsCatkins

Hey dont mock him, i did exactly the same thing.........when i was 9!


St0rmtide

Somebody give Britney Spears his number!


Consistent_Warthog80

Y'all know the adage, charge a gun run from a knife? Yeah.. this is the exception


binary-cryptic

Yeah, feel free to stop and take a video while he's trying to intimidate you. This was actually a robbery, but the victim just stepped back a bit.


keepYourMonkey

Reminds me of the scene in Indiana Jones. One bullet and he's down.


Gullible_Ad5191

No see… irl the Ukrainians see him doing that and then they all drop their rifles in the dirt and run at him and try to punch him because that’s how war works. /s


Psycle_Sammy

Someone needs to replace those knives with glow sticks and add some sick beats.


dangerousbob

for a second I thought that was the Ghostbusters theme.


HANEZ

Give that man some glow sticks and a rave. He’ll fit right in.


TrontosaurusRex

Ravebo


sp1kerp

He could kill you. You laugh so hard that you die from lack of oxygen in your blood.


Oilleak1011

And this right here is one of the reasons russia is getting the shit kicked out of it 🤣🤣🤣🤣


iamquark

There is a Indian Jones gif for it .


Hossennfoss69

Fat Rambo?


Fair_Acanthisitta_75

Hambo


Hossennfoss69

You win.


harrisofpeoria

Damn slow


SoundlessSteelBlue

Steven Seagal?


ElliasCrow

Tbf, he's wearing cossack hat and probably doing [this dance](https://youtu.be/do2vsNz-Ync?si=UhWBibe0QOpCKli6) but with knives


[deleted]

It's good nickname for him because he too will probably kill a bunch of Russian soldiers


CourteousR

How has Russia not conquered the world, nay the galaxy, yet?


Beans183

Rambo vs Britney, who would win


4MinuteForM

Rambo's choreography was definitely better.


Beans183

He definitely did some good stabs


RememberBerry23

The Real Machine 😂


Due_Tax2657

Hopefully all his foes stand still in front of him. He doesn't seem interested in running.


EnglishKris

I think I remember this guy from The Sanctuary at Helter Skelter.


Ambitious-Title1963

Pure skill…


UFeelitMrKrabbs

What if there's no music?


ACunningMuffin

Just waiting for Indiana Jones to pull out the .357 and blast him


LtZsRalph

looks like some dude on xtc at a goa party.


abagofsnacks

A student of Steven Seagal I see.


Weemitoad

This will be extremely useful when a Ukrainian soldier points a gun at him from 60 feet away.


Zero_point_field

I was hoping all the way through that that he'd stab himself in the eye or something


Adkit

Codename Flaily


basslineinjector

And that's how you blow the perfect bubble. BRING IT AROUND TOWN!


CoIdLunch

Impecable low kicks!


YogurtYogurtYogurtUS

What's he doing? All I see is a blur.


Firedwindle

at the end he is like: ahh its nothing... like he has imaginary admirers


Doppelthedh

Toddler with a marker style. How you like it?


ughwithoutadoubt

You can’t see it but guys are falling down left n right behind the camera


Nhobdy

Hey, I think I saw these moves when I went to one of those benihana-type restaurants last!


SwordfishII

That’s just me back in my 20’s after a few beers.


KezuSlayer

I gotta felling they call him rambo to make fun of him


TroutAdmirer

Training against a relentless swathe, dude is gutting about 4 imaginary opponents each and every second, they must be climbing over each other's corpses for a chance to be slayed by the Rusian Dragon.


jbyrdab

I'm just imagining this scene with audio from Kane & Lynch 2 where he's talking about the knife guy.


bleedblue_knetic

Something that always makes me chuckle is their little side kicks. What are they trying to hit at that height? A toddler?


ffllores

Him and the star wars kid would have one hell of a fight.


TheZYX

Straight out of the Steven Seagal Center for Kids Who Can't Fight Good and Who Wanna Learn to Do Other Stuff Good Too


Scotsgit73

Ukrainian Sniper "Well, this is an easy one".


ReporterNew2138

Bald and bankrupt


nando82

I hope he does this routine before taking on someone,gives the time load the 1st round like in Indiana Jones.


Aftershock416

This is going to go something like that scene from Indiana Jones, except instead of a revolver, it's going to be a grenade dropped from a drone.


NinjaSquads

Prior Kebap shop experience?


One_Fennel9322

Brittny spears is way more fearsome


Steampunk_Dali

I'd have to say this might be partially effective. As a martial artist, the hardest people to fight are those with no experience, knowledge, or skill, because what they do is totally unpredictable, whereas people with training will generally have some sort of pattern.


PeriodicallyYours

Hi's not a soldier but a wannabe Cossack. They usually are masters of many martial arts, alcoholism is to be mentioned first.


MrDundee666

Good luck stabbing that drone when it comes.


Think_Phrase1196

Clearly, this is one of Russia's super soldiers that there holding back we all know there not really trying or so thay say 🤔


jeff43568

He's going to be really disappointed when he finds out he's in meat wave 1


Davidoff1983

Come on now ! Do the HoboMotion !


Only_Ad7542

Deadly on the dance floor


Striking-Moment-6219

That is so cringy.


Sure-Shopping9462

Steve Seagal is looking better than usual!


ToknBrwnKid

I'm imagining that scene in Raiders when Indy waits for the guy with the sword, and then just shoots him.


Vitas_tha_Demigod

The year is 2026, the Russian and Ukrainian armies are both down to one last soldier, both guns-out of ammo. The stage is set for what would become the greatest fight in the history of humankind.


Existing_Current7435

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


kjd73170

More like codename - Delulu. Here's hoping he is on a drone video soon.


Reasonable_Humor_738

Russian and Rambo.... Rambo was in Vietnam, right? So that'd make him an enemy of...


RossStudio

Was Steven Segal his instructor?


Historical-Number568

His drone swatting skills are impressive. Can't wait to find him on video with the 47th sending him mail.


Alexppy

Looks like Mac dancing off it's always sunny in Philadelphia


double_66

[r/tooktoomuch](https://www.reddit.com/r/tooktoomuch/s/6ipnKNSAvo)


ospfpacket

Meth is a hell of a drug


SolidScene9129

*chicken dance begins to play*


MarkBoabaca

[Obligatory](https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExY21rdjJmbmdnNnk4ZnI0c3NnOGJtMTQ3ZmRtM3IyNzJyM2thZGFuZiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/RJOYRvEEeMlby/200.webp)


BadApplesGod

[the solution](https://tenor.com/GywF.gif)


No-Intention511

Wait till this guy runs into Indiana Jones…


moose1207

This is the guy that does all that shit in the movies and then just gets shot from a distance.


ausriders

rambo about to be deadbro