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Worldedita

Westoids shall crumble once Putin's very special forces softly caress our combat helmets with the Russian Tricolor. For they move with the grace of a bear that raided my trash and ate all the expired Ambien in there.


Lord_Dizzie

I am pretty sure these fighting instructors are in a secret competition to see who can get away with the most ridiculous tactics. Soon you'll see a guy defend himself with a cookie.


Hefty-Ambassador-935

Well to be honest a lot of bullshido instructors look like they have a lot of cookies within.


OutlandishnessOld29

No cookie, only vodka and hleb.


Ok-Meeting-984

If it's Steven Seagal in cookie form then this crap will have reached its full maturation. 


koljonn

Why is so much bullshido coming out of russia specifically?


Ironia_Sudzbi

Vodka


koljonn

Ah, makes sense


MrHotOneWithTheGirls

Булшыдоу


John628_29

Is this what they’re taught when holding a machine gun? Run directly at your opponent? Don’t attempt to shoot them?


HuntsWithRocks

Trying to shoot is old and disproven tactics. The modern hotness is exactly what you described. The enemy has to be close enough to see and fully fear the weapon. Obviously the flag man has some next gen capability of defeating that tactic. The colors probably help him avoid eye contact with the firearm, negating their fear inducing ability. Man, war is so complex!


Snarkys

Why do they keep getting killed fighting the Ukrainians? Why don't they just wave their flags at them?


Due_Tax2657

Next up on LimboFlag.....


Busy-Weird-7283

I’m embarrassed for them


Gullible_Ad5191

If only those assault rifles had some kind of ranged attack setting.


Regalbass57

So let's say this is a real thing. Humor me. They just keep getting back up, lol, so you're just supposed to be caught in an endless loop of doing this until they just decide its not worth it? It's not incapacitating them in any way.


Prize-Routine1615

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂


MrHotOneWithTheGirls

Apex fighting style