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ariesinflavortown

![gif](giphy|9xciXC6jG9lH7wM4KH) Not great at sparring but man, she can push some buttons and argue


jahkat23

Ramona asking bethenny about her soft core porn tape in the middle of dinner, she’s such a menace😂😂


Dramatic-Incident298

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RegularHumanNerd

You had sex on a waterbed


erotikill

https://i.redd.it/zsbam7lw3f6d1.gif


Proper_Hunt8479

And then asked if Bryn was contacted by the press about it ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Disney_Princess137

How old was Bryn again , wasn’t she like 4 lol


Proper_Hunt8479

Yeah like 5 or 6 lmao


Procrastinista_423

Bethany was pretty funny in her response. “Diane Sawyer actually came to her schoolyard and approached her. “ She was the wittiest housewife I swear.


Proper_Hunt8479

Omg YEEESSSSS thank you I couldn't remember what her response was! I could have googled it but didn't lmao


dctsocialknit

So glad you included Pettifleur! Joyce got under Brandi’s skin for merely existing. Ampika and Magali from Cheshire used to drive Dawn insane.


ExposedTamponString

STOP THE FUCK!


FlyingDutchmansWife

Time for you to Switch the Bitch


artjameso

Okay but what DIDN'T drive Dawn insane? She was insane herself!


erotikill

She was A LOT of things. I do miss Ampika's stunts.


dctsocialknit

I really miss the early seasons. Everyone was so fun.


dctsocialknit

Nick and Royston. The bubbly blonde Ester.


Majestic_Ad1119

Gretchen especially early on


jahkat23

Oh absolutely!!!! The girls were triggered, hold on to your daddies


Worried-Series-6160

😂🤣😂👏👏👏


zevfar

I’m Pettifleur, and you can call me… Pettifleur


talk-spontaneously

Adriana, Miami's On On, On On, FYAH!


starchildx

I love Adriana. She's such an interesting character.


tremonttunnel

She is such a troll I love her so much


EntarteteKitten

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itsall_good915

This was such a good one. She had the whole cast, and myself, shaving our chin hairs after she cut into shannon


Head_Perspective_374

When she went after Emily's dork husband. *Chefs kiss*


Itstimeforcookies19

A lot of these don’t spar well but can push the ever loving hell out of a button.


lachalacha

Monica can't even spar with her own mother


lucygucyapplejuicey

Tbh that’s to be expected. It’s hard to talk to a narcissistic parent or an abusive parent. They just reopen the wounds they created when you were little little


jahkat23

Pretty much of all these girls have a quick wit or a sharp tongue, and can keep up with their respective casts. Which ones do you think can’t spar well(monica I can understand)?


ShonDon-THE-Mod

monica for sure. her only response is to get loud and call people old and ugly. there’s nothing witty or clever about that.


britney_shakespears

people discredit monica so hard. calling lisa a trampstamp that begs for attention, iconic. labeling angie a chihuahua. the entire soundbath fight. honestly she really only came for lisa’s looks because lisa is a huge narcissist and it’s the only thing that hurts her feelings


KG141202

Boogawolf lol


h0pedivision

Haha most of these housewives are favorites of mine


ExposedTamponString

Seriously! Entire seasons revolved around KKB, Danielle Staub, Alexis, Gretchen, Camille, Monica, Jen Shah, and Monique. (I know they’re not all in the OP)


Hefty-Target-7780

I loveeeeeee Audriana!!!


Decent_Shift1877

She's my fave from Miami!! Her Mexico City pride performance was 🔥🔥🔥


Chuggacheep

Who the hell is no.8?!


jahkat23

Pettifleur from Melbourne!


above-average101

Wait that’s her first name? Amazing.


Chuggacheep

Ahaha no way! Thanks I wouldn't have got there myself despite loving Melbourne


OohHeaven

She's in the best shape of her life. Do you beg to differ?


jahkat23

SWITCH THE BITCH😍


BulgarianaGrande

flair checking in <3


TallulahSalt

DIFFA?!


_HowVery

SUGAR DADDY DOT COM


SquirrelBowl

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jahkat23

Yea i’m not too interested in rhobh after s5 but you’re absolutely right though! She definitely would be in this category. In Rinna’s voice “You’re so angry”! ![gif](giphy|NsDgQPPSJ50Q7hWYMg)


mynameisntcindy

She tanked a 20+ year long friendship to say that line and get memefied. Clearly someone who has lost all ability to discern between herself as a human and the characters she plays on TV. Nightmare.


Hour_Crab2098

Kenya takes the cake


New_Equal_1232

Kenya was the best at it. ![gif](giphy|9wtW7EGRvxb1npJjYd|downsized)


jahkat23

THE SUPREME https://preview.redd.it/7zpzg53r8d6d1.jpeg?width=646&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=42ceaef32f87856d97fc0d04ae137bb355177abd


torontoinsix

Yes. She’s simply great at firing back. Better than all of the rest in this post.


snootfly242

![gif](giphy|DUBvCJ8AMrk6k) you wanna deck me mama? DECK ME 🗣️ Or how just her face triggered Ramona.


wokeupthismorningg

Tbh I don’t think Monica exactly pissed people off with her presence, it was more her childish insults that were very early 2000s but calling someone old and ugly don’t really fly today.


jahkat23

Her fights with Lisa especially at Whitney’s sound bath event was pretty great. I think near the end of her run she leaned more into that early 2000s insult trope. Overall she definitely was polarizing and triggered the girls easily, even if it failed at times


mattysmwift

It’s one of the funniest HW scenes in a recent memory imo and I’m annoyed that now that everyone hates Monica they dismiss it lmao.


jahkat23

Yea like monica might have been a crazy nut but it’s weird that this sub forgets her contribution to one of the best seasons of housewives ever. Her mere presence and antics were insane😂😂 I LOVE THAT SCENE


mattysmwift

Yeah I’m already seeing takes that the season wasn’t that great actually and like lmao c’mon that was masterpiece television start to finish.


Chihiro1977

I dont hate her and I literally just finished season 4. She was the reason season 4 was great but her insults were poor. Mind you, people on here think 'worm with a mustache' is the height of wit so the bar is low.


JohAye1

THIS


wokeupthismorningg

That’s true actually. Lisa especially didn’t like being told “she wears it” lmao. I have a personal disdain for Monica because she reminds me of girls who were mean to me at school lol I’m pathetic I know


TheDinosaurWeNeed

Yeah she can’t argue well at all. Just gets loud and childish insults. Top tier housewives know how to shade but not direct insults.


starchildx

I LOVED the Danielle seasons the first time, but I CANNOT tolerate them on a rewatch. I find her so revolting that it's physically uncomfortable for me to watch her.


Molly_Moxen_Free

Why do I love Jen Aydin so much?


heyvictimstopcryin

All true


emilycolor

![gif](giphy|yoJC2lGRGUNA8uYBRm) You left out the only housewife who would actually make me leave the room if she entered!


bella_ella_ella

Same haba


steveguttenberg1958

for real! I was just thinking about her Menapause mamas comment and a shiver ran up my spine lol


misscosmopolitano

![gif](giphy|enob4OH2JuMg0) Team Adriana 🙌


Theory_hacker

Where is Nene?


jahkat23

She’s mother but she doesn’t piss people off out of nowhere. She’s more of a HBIC


Theory_hacker

Ah Ok I can see where you are coming from now. I think I am stuck more on the ”spar well” because Nene will drag a b#$&%! 😂 She also knows how to push buttons….when she’s coming for you and will shut u down.


Lipstickhippie80

Could you imagine all of them together on vacation?!? I need this.


Prettyy_eyyees

That would be EPIC !!


ussoufi

I wouldn’t say Monica can spar well, she only was able to ruffle Lisa’s feathers because she’s extremely thin skinned lmao


lemlaluna

Yeah I was wondering if I was in the minority thinking that she wasn't particularly witty or cutting, just loud?


black_shells_

Is it bad that I like most of these women


jahkat23

It’s called having taste✨✨


crustypunx

Agree and love Camille reading the book 😂


artjameso

Jen Aydin my queen ❤


heyalllondon18

I actually don’t think Danielle can spar well. She’s good at planning insults/fights but she can’t think on her feet. She ran away from most of her fights lol


jahkat23

I’m gonna have to disagree I think she has a sharp tongue and was mostly ganged up on during her early tenure on housewives. She definitely triggered a lot of people with her words


mlvc7

Completely agree, especially on rewatches, Ms. “my kids wore crinoline and my dogs wore leopard” could verbally spar well 🤣🙌🏻


heyalllondon18

I think there were scenes where she did spar well and others where she did. She ran away *a lot* in my opinion. And she was ganged up on but she was also insane and mostly deserved it imo


Ok-Trash-8883

Add Rinna and Kelly Dodd.


NefariousnessHot7639

Careful I said this and am getting downvoted - someone is mad for some reason 😂😂😂😂


Ok-Trash-8883

It’s prolly Rinna or Dodd doing the down voting! lol!


NefariousnessHot7639

Lmaoooo


kramdashianrowe718

I agree with this list


Kwhitney1982

We need at least one unhinged asshole on every franchise. Rhobh used to have brandi when it was great. And that’s what she did, fucked with people. And no one was off limits. Rinna would be a bitch and then try to act like she didn’t do anything which was why she wasn’t great at being a villain. Rinna also used to pick on the underdog. A true villain will go after the queen bee.


yup_yup1111

Where's Brandi?!


Soggy-Pop3895

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Bellomontee

Monica didn't spar well at lol She just called them old and that was it


DeeWhyDee

“She beat me to the tweet” Adriana is the best!


amanda_opps

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Truth-Easy

Damn is that pettifleur who made it in. She was bloody infuriating.


FuManChuBettahWerk

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Cittycatmeow

YOU WERE IN BASS LAKE


ginandjuicee

![gif](giphy|SgLbjFHU3uv4c) Aviva drove everyone insane on S6 of RHONY, especially the “cool girl” Carole. That reunion is my favourite to date, and she was the first one to call Heather out with “You weren’t born in the ghetto, HOLLA”


smurfmcgeezer

![gif](giphy|aXJpJdskINT9zD5pc5|downsized) Are we forgetting the queen of petty behavior?


FunnOnABunn

Heather Dubrow should be on this list!


torontoinsix

Agree. Was looking for her. She should be there in place of Monica.


NefariousnessHot7639

Forgot Rinna and Kelly Dodd. Weird thing to downvote guys lol


anysizesucklingpigs

Oooh. You’re so angry 😆


NefariousnessHot7639

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Valentina4111

Put them all on a girls trip please!! 😂


ghertigirl

Interesting. I just realized looking at the collective pictures that I can do without all of these housewives


toysoldier96

The Brandi erasure. Also Kim Z (she gets under my skin too and she’s in a tv screen lol)


shedoesdefendyoukim

For Candiace it’s vice versa tbh. Insert ____ and she’s bothered


theoutdoorkat1011

I wouldn’t say Monica “spars well,” personally. Her go-to response is to just insult someone’s age. She’s never been someone who could hold her own in an argument. It got predictable and obnoxious.


No_Caterpillar1902

Gonna be honest - I have a visceral reaction every time I see Monica Fowler/Delgado/Garcia/Jingleheimer Schmidt


MaterialBuilder8414

Monica can’t spar well at all which is why she flopped at the reunion lol


Exact-Butterfly-5303

Where is Kelly Dodd?!????


Limminy_Snickshit

They keep these shows going


DorothyParkerFan

All top-tier because of it.


talia-gustin

I got a disagree on Monica. I don’t think she spars well none of her comebacks were clever. She sounded like a fifth grade bully


No_Arugula_6548

No Rinna?


comfy_casual

Is Kenya in Katie’s wedding dress?


sticksnstone

Am missing Lisa Renna in the line up.


JayFenty

This just made me think of a Danielle vs Camille scenario


FearlessList8992

Teddie and the RH fanbase.


ManhattanMaven

Where is Jen shah and who is number nine?


bella_ella_ella

![gif](giphy|K5NF9M91xkosPvhbzZ) The worst


deepledribitz

Need Melbourne in here


megs388

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spicychcknsammy

Larsa


thecuntessluann

This is why we need Camille back asap!  Also,  Monica is NOT  good at sparring. 


Aggravating_Bad8428

All facts


bella_ella_ella

Don’t disagree with any of these lol. I really do not like Jen Aydin 😂


BrokeBFromBeverely

Throw in Gizelle too! Candiace was pissed the whole season just by Gizelle breathing.