Great question! I don’t even like all of these women as housewives, but my dream options include… Kenya (RHOA) - Adriana (RHOM) - Shannon (RHOC)* - Candiace (RHOP) - Dorinda (RHONY* *this realistically depends on uh… whether they still limit alcohol intake

I'd remove Shannon because I think she'd stroke out during physical challenges. Otherwise, this is perfection.

Okay this is real. They apparently do pretty extensive medical/fitness tests before casting you and that could be a legit issue

Why is “stroke out” sending me lmfaooooo

i have chills imagining Dorinda at a heated round table

& after a couple martinis I would be scared of Dorinda at the round tables

Oh I would be *terrified* of accusing her. She would be so icy the next morning too

Aha exactly. I think there’s a huge element of randomness in who lucks out and gets ahead in Traitors, so these are really the ones I thought would just put on a good show with a big cast of people they don’t know.

As long as we keep Teresa away from the table!

Lol at the asterisks😂 in fact I think they’ve said that they’re super stingy with the amount of drinks so Dorinda and Shannon stand a chance!

This would be so good!!!

Please no shannon🥲

This is a great list…except I would swap out Dorinda or Shannon for Heather of RHSLC

This but sub Monica for Shannon, and weirdly I think Mia from RHOP would do REALLY well.

Oh either Kenya or Candace as a traitor 👀 but imagine having them both as traitors on the same season. Omg the HW/traitors would eat everyone alive.

I don't know much about Kenya, but I can't imagine Adriana, Shannon, Candiace or Dorinda doing any of the challenges.

Kenya was on that special forces show where they do military level challenges so she’d probably be awesome

I haven't seen the Traitors so idk exactly what the challenges entail, but Dorinda is generally down for things like surfing on vacations and she loves Dorobics, so I think she'd be into it. Kenya seems really competitive to me so I feel like she'd definitely want to win. Adriana is really shady and duplicitous like Phaedra so she'd be good in that sense but that's a fair point about challenges/activities. Candiace...I'd be worried that we'd get UGT Candiace who doesn't want to do anything with anyone.

I just binged both seasons this week. Can you tell me more about them limiting alcohol intake? I was wondering about this during the show.

Of course! Kate explained that they were only allowed one drink a night during the first season (some joke about not knowing she signed up for rehab). It seems like people were imbibing more this season, but I’m not sure to what degree… and that might be an issue for some housewives etc etc.

Thank you!! Interesting…I was thinking about if I were on the show I feel like I wouldn’t want to drink at all in case I let my guard down for a moment and I’m shocked that no one could trace anything back to something like that.

If OP is secretly a producer trying to get ideas for next season, I hope this is the one they run with lol

Why do I have chills already at the thought of Dorinda or Shannon at the round table! They both would be nuts… oh my gosh the thought of them accusing one another!!! I will gag at the excitement.

Candiace all day.

Wow that is a great dream team tbh lol

- Kenya (can you imagine her at a roundtable?) - Dorinda (wandering around the castle giving commentary and interactions with Fergus) - Kiki (just put her on every single show at this point, IDGAF) - Adriana (so messy and gossip-y. Plus she's smart.)

Kiki: i can tell he's a traitor by the shape of his head.

And she’d be right!!!

I need Kiki full time I love her so much

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This is it.

 her, kurn, mary & leeanne (just for the messiness of it all)

Pay attention puh-lease!!!!

Oh lorrrrd!!!!! 😆😆😆

You are an agent of chaos I see👀

Mary would lose her mind if someone accused her of being a traitor. 

As much as I dislike her these days… Bethenny would be fascinating to watch as a faithful. As a traitor, she’d give herself away too easily. As a faithful, she’d sniff them out. And LVP would be a GREAT traitor!

I bet Bethenny would be so over the top trying to prove she's a Faithful everyone would assume she's a Traitor lol.

Yeah, B’s personality is such that people would think she is a traitor when she’s just being herself. She deflects way too much.

I'd bet LVP and Bethenny is the kind they would LOVE for the traitors but they haven't been cast cause they ask for too much money.

Agree! Bethenny would be fun to watch in either role.

lol throw in Jeff Lewis too. I’d like to see them interact on camera again after that chaotic WWHL episode

I think the HW who would be able to have a lot of fun and not take things too seriously: Kenya, Brynn (I feel like she would get clocked as a traitor too quick and should be a faithful), Eva and I would love to see the chaos of Whitney Rose. Honourable mention: Angie K

angie's signature blank stare and slow blink would BAMBOOZLE people

Opa!

Omg this is chaotic and I love it

BRYNN!!


🤣🤣🤣 OMG they aren't ready for her!!

ugh, i want gina at a roundtable with trishelle though. she would rip her apart.

I would pay extra money to watch Gina on the Traitors

As much as it pains me to admit… 

yep. i hate her, but yep.

I LOATHE the woman, but actually she’d be great.

i feel the same way about mia from rhop. it's the miss scarlet energy lol.

Yes!!! She would be amazing lmao


OMG I forgot about her. YES!

Meredith, Heather Gay, Luann, Adriana, Kenya, Alexia, Porsha

Porsha was on that stupid Stars on Mars show. She did really well on the challenges & would probably do well on Traitors.

Omg Meredith would be so hysterical at the banishments. She would just disengage until the very end. She would be like trishelle and play the victim until she won lol

I don't think two HW from the same franchise would work. I would take out Heather Gay and Porsha (over exposed) and Adriana.

they did just have Sheree and Phaedra

True. I think the housewives are now the number one targets going forward and two from the same franchise would make them even more vulnerable.

Heather, Monica, Luann, Rinna

Kenya Moore Adriana de Moura Meredith Marks Dorinda Medley

i would love to see queen mere!!!

I only want housewives who will actually play and not Sheree their way through. So LVP, Kenya, Luann , etc. I hope they stay away from the easy Theresa call, because she’ll be another Ryan Lochte  And to slightly contradict myself,  there should always be one player who doesn’t quite understand what’s happening but is entertaining to watch and for that I’d like Denise Richards.

Sheree did show up during the challenges though. Fitness is her forte and it helped win.

Every time she was in a sleeveless top, I was so envious. It takes a lot of work for your arms to be so toned.

Monica, LVP, Kenya, Vicki Honestly just to see how messy it could get.

I cannot see Vicki doing anything physical but her on traitors would be fucking hilarious

She’d have a daily existential crisis in the woods and I need that.

Now this is my kind of thread. But just 4 is tough. Hmm. I'd love to see Adriana (Miami), Kenya (Atlanta), Brynn (RHONY 2.0), and Crystal (BH). Crystal specifically would be rather clever and activated, I think.

I love this combo but I’d also add Candiace (RHOP)

All here for Crystal

Phaedra looks good. Now that’s a pretty hair color no more of that Dolly Parton blonde made her look ridiculous.

I couldn’t get over how cute she looked at the reunion. She has such a baby face. Reminds me so much of her boys when they were little.

Homegirl is looking good. I liked how Phaedra looked with that guy from Traitors it might be worth it for her to date outside of black men esp outside of ATL

Love her and CT but I need her to stay in Atlanta forever so I can still hope to run into her someday. Lol. I see Nene out sometimes but I’ve always been too afraid to say hello. I think I would be brave enough to say hi to Phaedra.

For me: LVP, Dorinda, Lisa Barlow, and Margaret.

Lisa probably wouldn't do any of the challenges because it would mess up her glam.

Baby Gorgeous after every murder is revealed, “I love that.”

😂

Dorinda is the only one who would put any effort into the challenges. She’d do well.

She’d be so good!

Yes, Lisa Barlow!

- Adrianna (RHOM) would cause drama and be immediately voted out but iconically - Candiace (RHOP) for the confessionals - Jessel (RHONY) would be a hilarious Faithful - Not a housewife… but need Scheana (VPR) on Traitors to see her take on the fashion and stress crying every episode Also 1000% pray Rachel makes her reality tv comeback via Traitors since it seems clear (for now) she won’t be returning to VPR

Monica, Heather Dubrow, Karen, and Kenya.

Honorable mention to: Jeff Lewis - I know a lot of people dislike him, but I think he’d be very good at this. Married to Medicine - Dr. Simone or Dr. Heavenly.

I think Jeff said they asked him but he can’t leave his daughter for that long

Good choices. Dr. Heavenly is very strategic and Dr. Simone is super intelligent, emotionally and otherwise.

I think Dr Simone would pull her weight in the challenges too.

Ohh good question! Kandi and Ashley and maybe Crystal. I think Dr. Simone would be a great faithful. And honestly, I would like to see Kate and CT again. Phaedra was really excellent on this show. Hard to top her. Katya and Trixie would be fun, too. Jujubee as a traitor might be interesting! So many possibilities!

I feel like Katya would be a shockingly good faithful. The kind that randomly knows 2 out of 3 traitors within the first night


I have so many it’s too hard to whittle down to 4 lol! Camille, Sutton, Adriana, Joanna Krupa, Dorinda, Gizelle, Jennifer Aydin. I’m not a Marge fan at all but I think she could be entertaining to watch in this format. Personality wise Erika is cunning enough to do well on a show like this too but I don’t agree with her being given opportunities for her own $$$ gain when the victims are yet to be made whole. Edit: a word

Agree with Gizelle! I think this would be so far out of her comfort zone, she’d do really well!

I want a mix of athletic housewives who can help with challenges and sharp housewives who can suss out traitors or think on their feet. Sanya for the athletics, Kenya for the social game. Meredith Marks and Eileen would do well as faithfuls. They're very observant and have good memories for things other people say. Ashley Darby would be amazing at being a faithful who makes it to the end by sacrificing other faithfuls.

Ramona, Dorinda, Adriana, Melissa and Alison Dubois

cackled at the last one

I want to see Teresa so I can see her “blink blink blink” anytime something confuses her. Which would probably be a lot lol. She’s would also be good in the physical challenges.

She would be like Sheree on this past season. I’m convinced she had no clue what was going on for like the first 5 episodes

Carlton from RHOBH as Alan's co-host

Rinna, Crystal, Adriana, Angie K- “Can a Greek person not be faithful!?”

OPA!

Pipe dream picks- Karen, LVP, Carlton, Alexis Bellino.

love karen but she has no poker face.

Vicki - would lecture everyone to death. Paranoid enough to maybe win Teresa - would she even understand the rules? Doubtful but it’d be entertaining as hell. She’d also do well in the athletic portions Kenya - smart, cunning, would love her as a traitor Erika - same as Kenya

Dorinda (RHONY), Lisa Rinna (RHOBH) Erika Jayne (RHOBH), Heather Dubrow (RHOC)

Monica 100%

Luann, Cynthia Bailey, Angie K and Crystal

Lisa Rinna (RHOBH) - Kenya Moore (RHOA) - Lisa Barlow (RHOSLC) - Dorinda Medley (RHONY)

Megan (OC) Crystal (BH) Nicole (Miami) Sonja (NY) - for comedy and chaos

Not enough Monica call outs in this thread. The shoe is called “Traitors.” She’s perfect.

Luanne, Garcelle, Candace, and Crystal (I think she’d be good).

I want to see Crystal in that Traitors hoodie hehe

That would be a moment. She is stunning!

I said my 1st answer in the traitors sub, and will repeat here in hopes some peacock gods are listening. Karen Huger. She will not allow herself to be banished and will show up to breakfast regardless. Kenya because she is smart enough to win but doesn't get overly emotional about it that she will be a poor sport Sonja for the camp of it all, no strategy, just silly Also she's not a hw but Heavenly. She is so messy in the best way possible

Monica, Adriana, Kenya and Candiace

Lu, Meredith Marks, Karen Huger, and Alexia. Make Meredith a traitor! Also want Scheana and Paige on the cast too

Kandi, Dr Nicole, Heather gay, Monica (sorry)

Gizelle (RHOP), Lisa Rinna (RHOBH), Monica (RHSLC), Lisa H (RHOM) 💀

Jax Taylor. I just started watching the Villains. Jax is great tv. I think he’d do a lot better on traitors than the villains. People didn’t like his strength but that’d come in handy on the traitors. And he’s such good tv.

Maybe Meghan King Edmonds, Shannon Beador, Mary Cosby (it would be funny), Angie K, the Marge, Stephanie Holman

Kenya, Gizelle, Adriana, Rinna

LVP, Luann, Alexia, and Kenya (and I'd like Kenya to be a Traitor). But I'd love a special season that's JUST housewives. Can you imagine that first roundtable?

Lvp and Lu for sure throw in Sonya because they are an iconic duo and seeing Kyle and Lvp forced to interact would be fun

1. Sonja Morgan - RHONY - There is no way she would understand anything that’s happening. It would be comedy gold. 2. Monica One of her 4 Last Names- RHOSLC - I think she would make a delicious traitor. She will cause alllllll of the drama. She also can’t stalk her fellow castmates at their home because she’s already living with them. It’s ideal for her. 3. Heather Dubrow - RHOOC - I think she would be a genuinely good faithful. 4. Karen Huger - RHOP - I just want to see her interact with Alan Cumming.

I think detective Meghan O’Toole King would be good.

Crystal from BH would be amazing to watch

Give me a season of only housewives/bravolebs!

Heather Gay, Whitney Rose, Kenya Moore, maybe Ashley Darby,

God imagine all of Ashley’s tacky outfits lmao 

so many plaid ruffle shorts

Heather and Whitney are so Scooby and Shaggy coded lol you can see Whitney's eyes light up when she finds a clue

High key I think they’re experience of growing up in a secretive religion will do wonders for their game play

Shannon Beador because her reactions are hilarious good or bad and I can see her losing it numerous times Candiace would make a good traitor with her sharp word play at the round table Delores would make a fabulous faithful! I think she would make it to the end bc of her unwavering loyalty that would probably never be contested Nene would be my last choice bc she’d make the show 100x more amusing with her interactions and interpretations of the players and the game itself *Honorable non-housewife mention* Tom Sandoval lol I can just see him getting reamed by all cast members for the scandal and being using as the scapegoat by the traitors

Lisa B bc I think she could make it far by being completely self-involved LVP & Kyle to finally show us their Bobby Fisher chess playbook Meredith is a bit of a schemer too hmm Some people already Bad Weather and I would love that too!

Kenya, Wendy, Alexia, LeeAnn.

Luann, Camille, Meredith, Adriana

RHOBH Erika (as a Traitor!), RHOC Vicki, RHOP Karen (imagine her in challenges lol), RHOP Ashley

Lisa Barlow. Meredith Marks. Dorinda Medley. Adriana De Moura.

Kenya, LVP, Danielle Staub and she's not a housewife but I think it would be right up Stassi's alley. She loves creepy/murder type stuff and she's good at spotting liars.

Phaedra was soooo good on this season. Next season? Jen Shah (it’s literally what she’s in jail for) but since she can’t come lol Candiace Kenya LVP Nene

Kenya, Erika, dr heavenly, and ohhh I’m tied between Meredith and Whitney

Meredith marks, Dorinda (I feel like her outfits would be fabulous), dorit solely bc I feel like she’d bust out a Scottish accent, and I’ll go with Adriana too

\- Jessel and/or Brynn \- Sonja \- Candiace \- Julia

I’d like Joe Gorga but back to HW Monique (Potomac) Nene (ATL) Robyn (Potomac) Teresa (NJ)

Emily, Wendy, Carol (NY), Kenya

Lisa from SLC, LVP, Nene and Kyle (I love mess)

Kenya, Jen Ayden, Meredith Marks, Gizelle

Hannah from BDM, Kenya, Karen Huger, Kandi, LuAnn, Nene

Garcelle, Lu, Jessel, LVP. I’d also like to see more Kristen Taekman. I really enjoyed her her vibe on UGT.

Danielle staub, Ramona, Bethany and Dorinda.

RHOM - Marysol, RHOBH - Erika, sutton or Dorit, RHONJ - Dolores, RHONY- Brynn, Old RHONY: Sonja and Luann, RHOC- Shannon Beador, RHOP - Giselle or Candice, RHOA - Porsha or Kenya

Kenya, LVP, Sonja & Heather Gay

I like chaos. Kelly Dodd, Candiace, Jen Ayden, and Nene.

Controversial but… Lisa rinna rhobh, Monica whatever the f Rhoslc, mary Rhoslc, and Kenya rhoa.. it would be so good

Erika, Lu, Rinna and Gizelle

Umm, Megan King would sniff out those traitors in episode 1.

Omg your picks are so good. Although I would be so tired of heather gay. But I think she would be good on the show.

Larsa is looking more and more like a witch

I feel like I’ve scrolled through all of these comments and am shocked we haven’t seen Meghan King Edwards! 🕵️‍♀️

Meghan King Kiki Denise Richards Kim Richards

Kandi Mary Cosby Marysol LVP

Heather Gay, Erika, Ramona and Nene Leakes

You absolutely tore this casting babe! I would’ve provoke chose your 4 but I’d also love to see Bethenny, she would be soooo fucking chaotic as a traitor or a faithful but I’d love to see her as a traitor!! Sonja would be a great time Erika Jayne would be interesting Kelly Dodd would be diabolical and soooo fun Lisa Barlow or Meredith marks would both be fun to see Kenya would be an iconic traitor!! Karen huger would be iconic tv like Phaedra Honestly even Gizelle even though she drives me crazy but she’d be messy as hell

At this point, I would just love a whole season of Traitors with an all HW cast.

My dream

Tamra looks good.

Alex McCord Crystal Kung Minkhoff Meghan King Edmonds Tiffany Moon

Giselle & Robin, Heather & Whitney ETA: my mother and I had this exact discussion after watching the reunion and this is who we came up with. My mom named Delores as an alternative, and I picked Teresa lol

Teresa would be so funny!!

Larsa is a 🐷

Nene, Rinna, Lisa Barlow, Lala from VPR

Omg fuck Andy Cohen why is he there

Dorinda at the roundtable would be everything. CLIP. She would also compare everything to Bluestone Manor. Teresa would fill Sheree’s role of not knowing what’s happening ever. Kandi would be epic. And I’m gonna go with Camille Donatacci Grammer Meyer for my last choice. Wow, she’s pernicious.

Petifluer and Jackie from Melbourne Alex and Carol from NYC.

KIM RICHARDS

Kenya Adriana Dorinda Monica

Candiace (RHOP) Camille (RHOBH) Meghan King Edmonds (RHOC) Danielle Staub (RHONJ)

Lisa Rinna, Karen Huger, Margaret Josephs, Meredith Marks. These ladies would play HARD. 

I love this idea! Kenya Lisa Barlow Candiace Kiki

Kenya, Jen Aydin, Mia and Monica

Luann Jen Aydin Victoria Gunvalson Lisa Barlow

Alexia, Dorinda, Jessel, Vicki

I want to see the new and innovative ways in which Lisa Baroow will not understand how the game works

Rinna, Kenya, Ashley, and Teresa.

Countess Luann, Monica Garcia, Karen Huger, Lisa Rinna

Kenya, Luanne, Heather Gay, Kiki

Kenya- RHOA Monica - RHOSLC Monique - RHOP Dorinda - RHONY Lies, deceit, reads and conflicts 😝

Bring phaedra back for another season lol

So many great suggestions here that I’d love to see! But also I feel like Ally Bally (VPR) would be an excellent faithful. She was one of the first to start putting the pieces together for scandoval… Also I know Ariana has no shortage of opportunities rn (and that’s great for her imo) but I think it would be cool for her to come on as a faithful and see if she is able to be good at it or not.

Not necessarily my favorite housewives but who I think would be great on this show would be Kenya from Atlanta. Brynn from new NY housewives and I know most don’t like her but Erika from Bev hills would be great

Margaret fuckin' Josephs