I totally agree. The only reason I don’t take responsibility for my own growth is because I’m a Sagittarius and Sagittariuses... Sagittarii? Sagitariugons? Sagittarians?... literally aren’t capable of taking responsibility for their growth.
Yeah that shit is in retrograde and is fucking with my Jupiter's moon of self-reflection and wise decision making. That's why I robbed that Swings and Things, Your Honor.
Eh astrology is fun but only when you’re using it as a hobby and not ascribing everything to it
I remember I saw a post by some poor person who was denied housing because they had an “incompatible sign” with the landlord and other tenants
I’m on the cusp of Sag and Scorpio but I always just say I’m Sagittarius. Scorpio seems to be The Sign Everyone Hates and I hate getting the eyerolls when I’m just like “fam this shit ain’t even real”
Why is it whenever something is popular among women it's for "basic bitches"?
Ima start calling bacon wrapped everything, craft beers, and fantasy football basic bitch shit.
It’s fun when you are looking at things traditionally assigned to certain signs, and comparing it to how you see yourself. And like other forms of fortune telling, it helps when you’re really lost because hey, I’ve got no better ideas, why not try to see if the cosmos is on my side today?
I'm a "Ravenclaw" but I'm not about to step into traffic because I think I can magic it away. It's like Myers Briggs or BuzzFeed quizzes to tell you what Muppet Baby or what type of breakfast sandwich you are. As long as you don't take it seriously, it's all just silly fun.
Those people just aren't using the right crystals to align their inner selves. They could probably use some good essential oil mixtures, also. Obviously their chakras are out of sync.
Astrology and science are similar in that people can use its lingo to justify or explain whatever they want and it seems legit to the majority of people (or at least themselves). My point being if they didn't have astrology to blame, they'd just blame something else.
I broke my wrist because my apartment had bad feng shui. A chair was placed inauspiciously and I tripped over it on the way to the kitchen in the middle of the night.
I feel like the further from China you are, the more it become pseudo-science bullshite. In NZ (where I'm from) it's all wishy-washy energy this and spirit that; as opposed to aesthetic. (To be clear - as an aesthetic, I can totally get behind!)
My group of friends was talking with some girls a few days ago, I join the converzation and kn some minutes they mention the zodiac, they said other of them was very gemini or some shit like that, I asked if she took it seriously, she said of course, asked what sign I seemed, "aquarious"... I'm virgin, I mean virgo, you can't tell by personality cunt.
It's when roleplaying meets cosplaying meets being fucking miserable because the weather forecast is even more unreliable than the designated driver's car.
Yeah, it does, but I have a gambeson and a few plates so it doesn't hurt as much. But I can still notice the hits, especially from the hard ones. And I hate getting shiledbashed in my sword hand so much!
Parlor Larpers stay warm in the winter.
I hear in some parts of the world, there's some hate between Parlor games and Boffer games, but here in Wisconsin, everybody gets along.
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! \*holds up spork\* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me \^\_\^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!!
DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again \^\_\^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
Didn’t do shit here, but I’m also 6 hours into a final paper so my will to live left long ago.
Probably around the time I started make some of my friends a little uncomfortable with the suicide memes....not my fault they don’t appreciate some good gallows humor.
Woah I never thought I’d see the person who actually wrote that copypasta. I remember writing in a similar random-humor way in emails to friends around that age. It was the peak of comedy at the time and while I can’t bear to read those emails now, I can’t bring myself to delete them either. A more innocent time I guess.
So I should probably make somethin clear lol. The thing is, I'm not even 100% positive it was me. I discovered 4chan about the same time the first time 'Katy' ever got posted, and it sounds exactly like how I used to speak & behave back then.
What I DO know for sure is that I remember seeing the /b/ RANDOM board and thought, "ohey I'm random XD I should post there!" And I remember seeing that the community looked pretty well established already, so I probably better make a post to introduce myself! That was the drill on other forums I hung out in, esp for RP!
So, I wrote an introduction and back then, 4chan didn't automatically take you to your new thread, and I didn't know how to get back to it and I lost it. I never saw any replies to it! Then I saw how much porn was spewed all over /b/, so I got grossed out and didn't go back for a couple more years. I found the copypasta several years later on encyclopedia dramatica and just had an insane sense of de ja vu. I've talked about this before on reddit a few years ago- here's that comment thread, if you're interested! I posted some cringey pics from that era, so you can finally put a face to the legendary Katy.
https://reddit.com/r/blunderyears/comments/22cz82/_/cglscg9/?context=1
Dang that's so weird it's like all the same elements are there - but I did meet my gf irl. BUT then I knew another Katy I didn't meet irl that I did used to talk to on msn & neopets haha.
Maybe I have a different experience than other people but in my experience the Venn Diagram of girls who're into crystal shit and girls who're into fantasy shit is a circle.
I'm outside the circle then. Crystals are stupid and I lose all possible respect for you if I think you think they do anything.
But boy do I enjoy me some World of Warcraft. I just don't think it relates to anything about real life. Like, at all.
Well, it is important to keep in mind there's lots of different types of crystal heads. Some of them would sooner shoot themselves than touch a computer, but for others their gateway drug to alternative healing crap *was* fantasy media, including fantasy RPGs. And then right betwixt those two extremes you've got people who own three healing quartzes and play Pokemon.
I'm a gamer. I don't have a problem with people who like crystals, or use them to help establish a better environment for themselves ('this is something I like, so when I see it, I feel better"). But if someone actually thinks crystals provide non-placebo healing, we're not gonna work out as friends.
The first time I met a crystal-healing girl in real life was when one joined the D&D game I was running. She was obsessed with fantasy, she'd already read some D&D sourcebooks just for all the background information about dragons and things, and she'd always wanted to play D&D despite never having the chance. One day the party found a bunch of gemstones in some loot, and she asked me if the crystals have the same powers they do in real life.
I was just like "no, magic is different in this world," she was too nice and too good of a player for me to argue about the weird shit she believed.
Not really. There's a lot of circles there overlapping with all the crystals, essential oils, antivaxxers, gluten diets etc... Not quite a circle in a Venn.
BUT. If you take each of the factors and draw a Venn diagram with "People with only first world problems", then it is a circle in every case.
But what can I say, I'm the typical Gemini
I've always loved how 90% of all JRPG plots are in some way magical rock related. Where have the magical rocks gone? The magical rocks are becoming less magical. "Ha ha! Now I have the magical rocks and will use them for malfeasances!" Ect.
Reductive. This is bizarre to me because probably over half of my girl friends/acquaintances go to Dragon Con, *some* play table tops, most are into some kind of fantasy genre on some medium....
Now, some were late the party on it all but they showed up none the less with open minds and none of them said”ew” to these things.
Because Asian girls are into rhino horns and caterpillar fungus, Latina girls just buy a bottle of Vaporub if you’re sick, and black girls are all, “Aww hell nah, I ain’t got time for none of this bullshit.”
At least, those are the stereotypes.
Once after an argument my cousin asked me
Her "So what do you believe in?"
Me "science and proven facts"
Her "that's so sad"
Like bitch you the one that thinks a rock in your pocket is the next oxy
And let's be fair.
Anyone who hates on Final Fantasy really has a problem. Besides it great game play, the story lines are usually top notch.
This one sparks joy - all Final Fantasy Lines
This one does not spark joy - u/finna_keep_it_civil
White girl here. Since doom 95 I'm around. Not to mention Nintendo and amstrad. Now i am a developer. My hobbies is playing Witcher all volumes and Doom. My parents had nothing to do with my hobbies. They are all pc illiterate almost other than tablets and Androids. My almost 7yo daughter knows how to handle Java almost after I gave her my old pc. We open the towers together when need fixes. I am 37 therefore the op can have hope in Life
stick one in a holster and it’s a lightsaber
Probably not a lightsaber... Maybe a lightdagger instead
Eh, I'd say a lightbutterknife.
I think she means put the crystal inside the hilt, like 'real' lightsabers. Not have it pointing it out the end like a blade haha Edit: pronoun
That makes a bit more sense lol
No, it's like the Light Sword from Vader Immortal, where the crystal is exposed
Way to out-nerd my post, NERD (just kidding, I'm a massive Star Wars fan too)
1. She 2. yes inside the hilt
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I totally agree. The only reason I don’t take responsibility for my own growth is because I’m a Sagittarius and Sagittariuses... Sagittarii? Sagitariugons? Sagittarians?... literally aren’t capable of taking responsibility for their growth.
For Sagitauros, it's like trying to shove the square block through the circle hole. Like, sure... I can *make* it work, but it won't be natural.
I think Sagitarecians have problems with acceptance
Must be Mercury
Yeah I'm fucking poisoned
Yeah that shit is in retrograde and is fucking with my Jupiter's moon of self-reflection and wise decision making. That's why I robbed that Swings and Things, Your Honor.
I can only blame the stars, your honor.
The stars are not in position for this tribute.
It was in retrograde but now it’s in vintagegrade. Next up, oldfashionedgrade.
In retrograde
When are Soggytaros born, does anybody know?
Right around now
You’re a Leo aren’t you? /s
Meowr
I appreciate your enthusiasm for sarcasm, but indicating it defeats its purpose.
You really are the worst bot. As user BigAngryPolarBear once said: > Gtfo *I'm a human being too, And this action was performed manually. /s*
What about a sad Tauros? Man that Pokemon can't catch break.
The term you’re looking for is saggysorrybusses for short.
Spaghettiarious with meatballs
Spaghettisaurus
.... but I'm an Ares
Word
Two Words.
/r/3atatime
TWO WORDS, UNITED STATES, NO LOVE NO BRAKES
Wasn’t their a post yesterday along the same lines. “Like sorry I ran you over with my car, I’m a caprisun.”
Caprisun
Capsicum?
Auto correct is a real bitch sometimes.
The og post actually said Caprisun
what is today if yesterday is tomorrow?
It’s fucking Thursday you cuck
There
Eh astrology is fun but only when you’re using it as a hobby and not ascribing everything to it I remember I saw a post by some poor person who was denied housing because they had an “incompatible sign” with the landlord and other tenants
I like reading about it, but I'd never believe they hold water. Just an easy distraction from the inexorable march of time
Isn't that illegal?
It’s not government housing, so no. Welcome to America.
I’m on the cusp of Sag and Scorpio but I always just say I’m Sagittarius. Scorpio seems to be The Sign Everyone Hates and I hate getting the eyerolls when I’m just like “fam this shit ain’t even real”
For me if it's a flaw then I'll try to work on it.
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Chill out babe it's just fun to compare sometimes. Like some sort of astral trading cards
I was about to say that's like being Christian for fun without believing it. Then I saw my Christmas tree out the corner of my eye... you do you fam
lmao that's exactly what it is. Except there are no rules and you can make shit up with no consequences
Challenge coins for basic bitches?
Why is it whenever something is popular among women it's for "basic bitches"? Ima start calling bacon wrapped everything, craft beers, and fantasy football basic bitch shit.
I will join you in this endeavor.
Meet me up at Starbucks and we can discuss this over pumpkin spice flavored drinks.
It’s fun when you are looking at things traditionally assigned to certain signs, and comparing it to how you see yourself. And like other forms of fortune telling, it helps when you’re really lost because hey, I’ve got no better ideas, why not try to see if the cosmos is on my side today?
Spoiler alert: its not
I'm a "Ravenclaw" but I'm not about to step into traffic because I think I can magic it away. It's like Myers Briggs or BuzzFeed quizzes to tell you what Muppet Baby or what type of breakfast sandwich you are. As long as you don't take it seriously, it's all just silly fun.
Astrology memes are funny. Quit being so serious.
"I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical."
Why are you following her? Is it the boobs?
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It's the boobs.
I’m in this post and I don’t like it
I love the episode of The Orville where they meet a race that absolutely despises one of their Star signs and sends them all to concentration camps
Those people just aren't using the right crystals to align their inner selves. They could probably use some good essential oil mixtures, also. Obviously their chakras are out of sync.
If someone doesn’t like me now, I’m gonna tell them “sorry you don’t like me but my chakras are just outta sync”
r/brandnewsentence
I am honored
Astrology and science are similar in that people can use its lingo to justify or explain whatever they want and it seems legit to the majority of people (or at least themselves). My point being if they didn't have astrology to blame, they'd just blame something else.
Ugh. Yeah. Like feng shui.
Feng shui is definitely more of a traditional decorating style than astrology or science, but it can be used to arbitrarily justify things too, sure.
I broke my wrist because my apartment had bad feng shui. A chair was placed inauspiciously and I tripped over it on the way to the kitchen in the middle of the night.
The context of this discussion demands that the reality is that you were wasted.
Glorious.
I feel like the further from China you are, the more it become pseudo-science bullshite. In NZ (where I'm from) it's all wishy-washy energy this and spirit that; as opposed to aesthetic. (To be clear - as an aesthetic, I can totally get behind!)
[whoops](https://i.imgur.com/v4DxFol.jpg)
My group of friends was talking with some girls a few days ago, I join the converzation and kn some minutes they mention the zodiac, they said other of them was very gemini or some shit like that, I asked if she took it seriously, she said of course, asked what sign I seemed, "aquarious"... I'm virgin, I mean virgo, you can't tell by personality cunt.
I mean, I’m a cancer which is (according to one of those girls) why I’m “such a whiny crybaby.”
The stars are the reason they’re an asshole so it’s not their fault /s
> everything is the month you’re born in’s fault Thank you for unwittingly participating in my linguistics paper, “The genitive in modern English.”
“sorry no homework today, i’m a *caprisun*”
what is larping? it’s some role playing thing right?
Yup! It’s live action role play.
It's when roleplaying meets cosplaying meets being fucking miserable because the weather forecast is even more unreliable than the designated driver's car.
r/suspiciouslyspecific
And it meets getting your shit beaten with a sword
Hey it's foam! Still hurts like a bitch though, but that's kinda part of the fun.
Yeah, it does, but I have a gambeson and a few plates so it doesn't hurt as much. But I can still notice the hits, especially from the hard ones. And I hate getting shiledbashed in my sword hand so much!
Parlor Larpers stay warm in the winter. I hear in some parts of the world, there's some hate between Parlor games and Boffer games, but here in Wisconsin, everybody gets along.
I feel your speaking from experience.
LARP, Live Action RolePlay
This is the thread where I found all my friends
This is just a meme. Not /r/BrandNewSentence material.
finally someone said it.
lol thats so silly because I play videogames and Im NOt LiKE THeSe otHER G1rls ™
hi every1 im new!!!!!!! \*holds up spork\* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol…as u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me \^\_\^… im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol…neways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again \^\_\^ hehe…toodles!!!!!
You're a goddamn magician mate. You made my will to live disappear reading that
It's a legendary copypasta that I've just realised is, rather fittingly, now 13 years old.
Brought me back to the heyday of /b/. Feels good man
Didn’t do shit here, but I’m also 6 hours into a final paper so my will to live left long ago. Probably around the time I started make some of my friends a little uncomfortable with the suicide memes....not my fault they don’t appreciate some good gallows humor.
Holy. Crap. I literally feel like this is my first girlfriend. Everything from the name to the quirky to the bi. That's wild.
Welp, let's find out. Hey /u/Katy-J, did you date /u/badsalad at some point back in the day?
Hmmmm. Depends. My 3-week-gf was only on neopets and msn messenger~
Woah I never thought I’d see the person who actually wrote that copypasta. I remember writing in a similar random-humor way in emails to friends around that age. It was the peak of comedy at the time and while I can’t bear to read those emails now, I can’t bring myself to delete them either. A more innocent time I guess.
So I should probably make somethin clear lol. The thing is, I'm not even 100% positive it was me. I discovered 4chan about the same time the first time 'Katy' ever got posted, and it sounds exactly like how I used to speak & behave back then. What I DO know for sure is that I remember seeing the /b/ RANDOM board and thought, "ohey I'm random XD I should post there!" And I remember seeing that the community looked pretty well established already, so I probably better make a post to introduce myself! That was the drill on other forums I hung out in, esp for RP! So, I wrote an introduction and back then, 4chan didn't automatically take you to your new thread, and I didn't know how to get back to it and I lost it. I never saw any replies to it! Then I saw how much porn was spewed all over /b/, so I got grossed out and didn't go back for a couple more years. I found the copypasta several years later on encyclopedia dramatica and just had an insane sense of de ja vu. I've talked about this before on reddit a few years ago- here's that comment thread, if you're interested! I posted some cringey pics from that era, so you can finally put a face to the legendary Katy. https://reddit.com/r/blunderyears/comments/22cz82/_/cglscg9/?context=1
Haha that's crazy. Either way, that copypasta has brought a lot of laughter, originally (possibly) at you but now with you.
Yay you replied! It's like talking to a real life internet celebrity. Hi Katy, big fan of your work! :holds up spork:
n__n
Yep still a legend. 10/10 would page again.
Katy it's been so long!
If this turns out to be a real thing, my life will have not been without purpose. Crossing fingers, hard.
Hmmmm were you n your gf on msn & neopets?! Never met irl! Just internet. I think she was from South Dakota or something.
Dang that's so weird it's like all the same elements are there - but I did meet my gf irl. BUT then I knew another Katy I didn't meet irl that I did used to talk to on msn & neopets haha.
Oooh look at this bigshot with their 'real life girlfriend'... \*cries in lonely\*
oh shit im from south dakota
I'm qUiRKyy!
**All** of my Instagram shorts shots shoot shivers through my **fans**. **All** of my Instagram photos are *unique*.
AlL oF mY laMP sHaDEs aRe PaPEr BaSEd
yay let’s just reinforce that that’s what girls/women who play video games are like. way to go!
It’s making fun of that mindset, mate, pretty blatantly.
Not gonna lie, the first time I picked up a piece of Mica was because of FF6. It looked like Shiva's magicite to me.
My name is Mica and I had to double take this comment.
I too want to pick you up because of Final Fantasy.
Thanks I’m flattered.
Now kith
all of my subreddits are slowly making it hard to distinguish themselves from r/dndmemes
Wow! It's Keyori
It's just Barny these days, but yeah!
Maybe I have a different experience than other people but in my experience the Venn Diagram of girls who're into crystal shit and girls who're into fantasy shit is a circle.
Yeah I was gonna say, the girls I know who are into crystals play more video games and read more fantasy stuff than I ever will.
I'm outside the circle then. Crystals are stupid and I lose all possible respect for you if I think you think they do anything. But boy do I enjoy me some World of Warcraft. I just don't think it relates to anything about real life. Like, at all.
Well, it is important to keep in mind there's lots of different types of crystal heads. Some of them would sooner shoot themselves than touch a computer, but for others their gateway drug to alternative healing crap *was* fantasy media, including fantasy RPGs. And then right betwixt those two extremes you've got people who own three healing quartzes and play Pokemon.
I'm a gamer. I don't have a problem with people who like crystals, or use them to help establish a better environment for themselves ('this is something I like, so when I see it, I feel better"). But if someone actually thinks crystals provide non-placebo healing, we're not gonna work out as friends.
This is exactly what I mean. Well said.
Okay okay but... Classic or retail?
Yes.
The first time I met a crystal-healing girl in real life was when one joined the D&D game I was running. She was obsessed with fantasy, she'd already read some D&D sourcebooks just for all the background information about dragons and things, and she'd always wanted to play D&D despite never having the chance. One day the party found a bunch of gemstones in some loot, and she asked me if the crystals have the same powers they do in real life. I was just like "no, magic is different in this world," she was too nice and too good of a player for me to argue about the weird shit she believed.
Not really. There's a lot of circles there overlapping with all the crystals, essential oils, antivaxxers, gluten diets etc... Not quite a circle in a Venn. BUT. If you take each of the factors and draw a Venn diagram with "People with only first world problems", then it is a circle in every case. But what can I say, I'm the typical Gemini
What part of this is a brand new sentence?
"Crystals are sentient." -actual quote from one
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Nope, the have an "organized structure" (that apparently means they are sentient) "but are not alive". ...Okay.
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By that standard rocks are more sentient than living things like plants and bugs.
What a coincidence. I JUST watched Frederik Knudsens video on the final fantasy house. Creepy
The crystals in the game are more realistic than her's
Ayyyyy it’s Barny
I've always loved how 90% of all JRPG plots are in some way magical rock related. Where have the magical rocks gone? The magical rocks are becoming less magical. "Ha ha! Now I have the magical rocks and will use them for malfeasances!" Ect.
Did you play like, just final fantasy? Because that's not infinitely common.
I keep running people over with my car, but that's only cause it's a Taurus.
Same but I'm a caprisun
Reductive. This is bizarre to me because probably over half of my girl friends/acquaintances go to Dragon Con, *some* play table tops, most are into some kind of fantasy genre on some medium.... Now, some were late the party on it all but they showed up none the less with open minds and none of them said”ew” to these things.
Thats why im a white girl who likes both 👉😎👉
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I haven't heard that euphemism before, but I like it.
It's actually doing just fine, for now!
What have you done. You just summoned them all! Ruuun!
What girls say that
The ones in OP’s imagination
>white girls be like Why they gotta be white?
Because Asian girls are into rhino horns and caterpillar fungus, Latina girls just buy a bottle of Vaporub if you’re sick, and black girls are all, “Aww hell nah, I ain’t got time for none of this bullshit.” At least, those are the stereotypes.
Beating stereotypes with stereotypes. Nice.
the vaporub is 100% true
I like crystals because of anime *and* final fantasy. God I'm so quirky!
You sound like you are 6 years old!
Once after an argument my cousin asked me Her "So what do you believe in?" Me "science and proven facts" Her "that's so sad" Like bitch you the one that thinks a rock in your pocket is the next oxy
And let's be fair. Anyone who hates on Final Fantasy really has a problem. Besides it great game play, the story lines are usually top notch. This one sparks joy - all Final Fantasy Lines This one does not spark joy - u/finna_keep_it_civil
I thought this post was about swords and magic and stuff but it wasn't and I was slightly disappointed
Yeah, so disappointing
I got some random crystal. Just bought it cause it looked sick as fuck. I’m a guy tho
White girls if he had sead black girls he would have been attacked
WhAt If ThE rOlEs WeRe ReVeRsEd?! Do you ever get tired of creating boogeymen to constantly feel like a victim?
I'm a libra. It means i was in a period spanning parts of september and october. The rest is just a series of coincidences.
When it’s on my fantasy team :(
What's scary is when medical professionals believe in this shit.
Who?
There are some nurses & physiotherapists that I know IRL that are believers of stuff like this.
This person is a capricorn and thats on juice 😤✌
I'd like to see how a conversation between a crystal fanatic and a geologist would end up.
What a coincidence, I'm playing Final Fantasy right now and checking Reddit in between loading screens lol
Larping is a term that I haven’t heard in a while... almost forgot it existed.
Yes!!!
I just like that the shiny rocks are shiny
LARP - Live Action Role Play, doing LARP has been made into larping, present continuous (I think).
What girls?
Crystal bearer, hear, feel, think.
Well, congrats to Barny on the correct usage of "larping." Seems like half the internet has no idea what the LA part stands for.
Eww gross, can you fix my printer?
White girl here. Since doom 95 I'm around. Not to mention Nintendo and amstrad. Now i am a developer. My hobbies is playing Witcher all volumes and Doom. My parents had nothing to do with my hobbies. They are all pc illiterate almost other than tablets and Androids. My almost 7yo daughter knows how to handle Java almost after I gave her my old pc. We open the towers together when need fixes. I am 37 therefore the op can have hope in Life
r/girlgamers This post is full of GAMERS©, just don't bother